Mr. Mrs And. Trina

Oh Bird

“Please nurse,” screams Laura when she gets to the ER table.

“Hah ... What's up? Has anyone crashed?” the Sister asked in shock because there was a woman running towards her in fear.

“Not, this is even worse,” Laura said as she looked to the right and to the left, checking the situation. Unfortunately, the hospital was full.

“Why what's wrong? Anyone have a heart attack?”

“Not.”

“Why? Grandpa or grandma jatoh in the bathroom?” ask the Sister looking for the worst-case scenario that often happens in the hospital.

“Not worse than that!?” Laura said with a frightened face.

“What?” Sister's mind had already begun to drift to its worst state. “Anyone who shot?”

“Not this worse, Sus.”

What else, what else is worse than that. Don't tell me you want to doomsday and the mountain event erupted, it was if it happened the nurse auto fainted on the spot.

“What?”

“This concerns the future of me and my future husband, also our descendants both!?” laura said with a very serious face.

“Iya what?”ask the nurse.

Suddenly the nurse was shocked when she saw someone who came, a large body the size of a two-door refrigerator was pushing a wheelchair with a man sitting tired and complaining.

“Bapaknya why?” the sister asked in shock at how miserable and miserable the man in the wheelchair was.

“Nah .. that's what I want to say, this is the state of emergency,” said Laura while pointing to Edy who was sitting in a wheelchair lying resigned.

“Why is this what?” ask the guard doctor who is confused why there are storms in the ER.

“This Doc, he said there is an urgent situation of this Father that involves the future of his mother and her descendants.” The nurse pointed to Edy and Laura alternately.

“Why yeah?” asked the doctor trying to calm down but, quite curious about what happened.

“This Doc, avakag kenaga,” Laura whispered in a very, very small voice so that the Doctor and Sister did not understand what was said by Laura.

“What doesn't sound Mbak.”

“Bahaggaja nahahaj,” says Laura again.

“Gosh Ma'am, say what the hell?” the doctor was confused.

“Buakahv kehagjn,” whispered Laura again.

“Mbak actually we do not know Mbak talking what—“

“BIRTH MY GIRLFRIEND SEIZURES!?” laura shouted loudly, so loud one room heard Laura's words.

“LAH!?”

•••••

“Kunaon deui maneh tea? (Why else are you?)” rozak asked when he saw Edy limp in the hospital bed.

“To pinch Mang,” replied Edy while fanning his private parts that had been wrapped in bandages.

“Gusti ... Edy you are all-existent, can't what your life is straight. Ludruk actually swore,” kekeh Rozak while sitting next to Edy who looked very sad.

“Abis hurry if caught Om Patience wretched Zak. Life floated,” replied Edy.

“Abis why are you?” ask Riki who was there from earlier.

“Kaya do not understand Aa,” said Rozak while winking one eye at Edy who was still grimacing painfully but trying to laugh.

“Ngapain?” ask Riki confused.

Edy and Rozak looked at each other like they were communicating with one another through a glance. Their laughter immediately exploded when they understood that Riki was the straightest man among the three of them.

“Why even this laugh, try to explain you what you do in the yard?” ask Riki, “you no longer pee in the bushes?”

“Hahaha .. don't say I peed in the bushes.”

“Continue Can you get rich gini?” riki asked, still curious.

“Abis swiped away,” kekeh Rozak and Edy while doing tos with both their hands.

“Alah Mang, inget never before I ever mergokkin you same Cicil. That's not gonna swipe?” Edy tries to remind Riki who was once caught swiping with Cicil.

Riki looked at Edy with an annoyed look, “Which one? When?”

“Which time in your office is not married yet. That's why I saw Cicil's hand behind your pants,” kekeh Edy while pointing his eyes with his index and middle fingers.

Riki recalled that, where he almost gave up his virginity, Cicil was too wild to hold. “That's mah don't want to swipe you want to sell.”

“Blood woi.” The laughter of Rozak and Edy immediately sounded very loud in the room. “More severe than us dong.”

“Emang directly just do not need to be swiped directly,” kekeh Rozak so good laugh Rozak and Edy to let out his tears.

“What's so good about swiping anyway?” ask Riki.

“Wow ... different that directly hit mah, we have given up,” said Rozak.

“Different sensation, Aaa .. w,” cried Edy while trying to sit down, a sense of pain immediately spread to him.

“If the sensation is a pinch bird, the vow I do not want, Mang,” kekeh Riki while shaking his head. “Ngakkasih, if it is wrapped so do not thank you. Can mosquito Mrs Cicil see my bird wrapped in bandages.”

“Asem really, Ki,” said Edy while grimacing.

Click ....

When it also entered Laura and Cicil, Cicil just looked at Edy while holding his laughter. Hearing the story from Laura made Cicil laugh out loud earlier. Patience has gone home first.

“Udah can go home Le,” said Laura while rubbing Edy's shoulder. “You can stand? Still sore?”

“Still but, not papa.” Edy smiled shyly meow at Laura.

“Well you two go home, just want to go home do not mess up first. Pain tuh,” ulok Cicil. “Aduh .. oath strangely your future husband is still, not really clear. There is a disease.”

“Ih .. You know well, it was not accidentally,” defended Laura while holding her laugh too. Actually he wanted to laugh but still he held it because he did not have the heart with Edy.

“That's coming home don't bother you,” said Rozak while patting Edy on the shoulder. “I first well, want to go to the computer first. Baek-baek well yourself.”

“Oke .. thanks for coming here,” Laura told Rozak.

“Iya equally.”

••••

After driving through the crowds of Jakarta, Rozak finally arrived at a building where buying and selling electronics in Jakarta City.

Rozak quickly headed to his grocery store to fix his laptop. While talking to the store owner Rozak was surprised to see someone who was doing transactions next to the store.

Looks like the young girl is selling various kinds of electronic equipment. Starting from mobile phones, tablets, ipad, iwacht, cameras, lenses, laptops, small cameras to jbl speakers.

Rozak watched the young girl and at that moment Rozak knew who the girl was. With a cept she eavesdropped on the girl's conversation.

“It want to sell everything?” ask the shop owner.

“Iya all, sell cepet aja,” said the girl.

“Not wrong? It's still good everything, sure?” ask the shop owner.

“Iya sure, I need money.” The young girl grabbed her hair. Making Rozak clearly see his face.

“Totally? I can not give the price is too expensive, if you want to be sold on e-comerce,” said the store owner again.

“I need the money now, so I want to sell everything.”

“What does it make Ira?”

“Pak Rozak?”

•••••

What else would this little boy want, why would he sell his equipment?

Hmm .... What is it?

Wait tomorrow well, the same please ask for his prayer for the bird Edy, his future situation threatened wkwkwkw.

Do not forget the flowers and coffee kaka ika.

Xoxo Gallon is a hobby.