Mr. Mrs And. Trina

Sit...

“Where are we going?” laura asked, whispering in Edy's ear.

“Ki Flocked,” replied Edy casually.

“Ngapain? What do you want to shaman?” tanya Laura is confused, “don't say Cicil wants to mingelirin in shaman beranak.”

“Ngak, lah. Can be stuck dukunnya ama Riki, Riki kalem-kalem that if already angry, ih... cringe,”ucap Edy while shivering in horror.

“Emang, Riki can get angry?” ask Laura.

“Yes, can. Riki human tea, except for her tea derived from odong-odong, just can not be angry. Usually singing rainbow-rainbow songs,” replied Edy while glancing at Laura who was ready to hit him because of anxiety.

“Lele, ih..” Laura directly hit Edy's shoulder irritated.

“Hey, real driver, bekanda mulu. What if?” riki said while pushing Edy's body fatigued.

“Ready, Mr. Boss,” Edy said as he glanced at Riki.

“Riki is as rich as Cicil, well,” Laura said as she stared at Edy.

Edy just nodded his head, before long, they had arrived in front of Ki Berondong's house, the magician of Edy's subscription.

“Neng, Neng sure to meet Ki Berondong?” ask Riki confused.

“Iya, I want to see a rich shaman how it looks all I want something too.” Cicil said as he closed the car door quietly.

“What's it?” ask Riki.

“Who is my biological father baby,” replied Cicil casually as he walked away from Riki.

“Kan, we want to test DNA tomorrow, why to Ki Berondong, Neng?” ask Riki confused.

“Make it known, whose child it is. I've tried it aja Aa, say curious,” replied Cicil relaxed.

“But, do not be shaman as well, Neng,” said Riki hurriedly while running towards Cicil who had walked into the house Ki Berondong.

He calmly sat down next to a mother reading a mystery magazine.

Riki immediately sat beside Cicil, in front of him Edy and Laura were already sitting sweetly, huddling with each other.

“Bu, why is Mom here?” ask Cicil to the mothers next to him. Cicil wondered what was the motivation of people coming to shaman.

“I have a business baso, Ma'am. I am here for my business,” replied the Mothers while staring at Cicil.

Cicil smiled, it turns out that humans are still the same. Wanting to wealth, his efforts sell hard to the point of doing a shortcut, go shaman instead of trying.

“So, I'm here to let my business sell?” asked Laura who was listening to Cicil's question.

“Ah, what?” the mothers asked, the faces of the mothers seemed shocked by Laura's question.

“Mother here let mom's business do, rich ask something like.” Laura repeated her question more clearly.

The mothers laughed coyly while closing their mouths, “Ouh, this Ma'am. No, Mbak.”

“Terus why is Mom here?” asked Riki curious, why also these mothers came to Ki Berondong.

“I want, my business is bankrupt..”.

“Heh,” says Riki, Cicil, Laura and Edy together. What kind of man comes to the shaman does not want his efforts to progress. But, he wants his business to go bankrupt.

“Iya, I want one branch I tuh, which is in Condet, bankrupt. As a result, my brother claimed it was his effort, rather than my high blood. Mending, I went bankrupt. The whole thing,” cerocos The mothers while chuckling.

“So, mom wants to go broke?” ask Riki again.

“Iya, I heard here the shaman is good, many who came here for success even broke ‘kan good, that is. I ‘kan want to go bankrupt, so I am sure Ki Berondong is the answer to all my prayers.” The mothers smiled at Laura and Edy.

“Kata Aa, also what. No one really if the suggestion of the Edy, Neng,” whispered Riki slowly.

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Cicil coughed softly, when he first entered the special room Ki Berondong. Thick smoke with pandan fragrance directly tickles Cicil's nose.

“Aa, what kind of shaman is this, how does the room smell?” ask Cicil confused.

“Kan, Aa already said this shaman is not strange, do not see the form of the rich Edy what?” asked Riki while pointing at Edy who had entered and sat in the chair in the room.

“Udah come home, yuk,” pinta Riki.

“No, it's a responsibility, Aa. From Jakarta to Bandung, all the way. If, no consultation for what?” Cicil pulled Riki's hand to go even deeper.

Riki and Cicil were sitting in the chair, the smell of pandanus mixed with telon oil really tickled Cicil's nose.

“Sorry, Ki this scented pandan from where?” ask Cicil curious. His whole life he's never been shamanic.

“Oh, pandan?” asked Ki Berondong to Cicil who was immediately answered nodding by Cicil who was curious about where the pandanus fragrance was.

Ki Berondong directly wore sunglasses and black gloves. Cicil looked at Riki with a gaze of ‘mau-what?’, which was answered by Riki's arm.

Ki Berondong opened something in front of him, the smell of pandan more sharply smelled Cicil's nose.

“This is rich, sacred objects,” said Edy spirit.

“Happy?” cicil and Laura asked together.

“Iya, scented gini. I guarantee one hundred percent must be the thing to..”.

Tuk...

A pandan sponge shaped face Ki Berondong, already presented sweetly before the four of them.

“I again like to watch youtube cooking show Rudi Choirudin. This I practice makes a sponge pandan shape my face, let aesthetic,” said Ki Berondong while raising his eyebrows.

“Keramat dengkul lo, Edrosh,” whispered Riki annoyed.

Cicil and Laura could only hold back her laughter looking at Edy's shocked face, as her guess was wrong.

“So, can I help you?” tanya Ki Berondong while drinking infused water from a drinking bottle of one of the famous coffee places in Indonesia.

“Nevent, we just..”.

“I want to know, who is the biological father of the child I am carrying now,” cut Cicil fast.

“Hmmm,” said Ki Berondong while rubbing his chin slowly. “difficult things.”

“I am confused who the Father is, because Monday I relate to my husband and the last day I was raped by people.” Cicil really no longer cares about self-esteem, after all Indonesia already knows what happened to him.

“Hmmm... logical, logical.” Ki Berondong said as he closed his eyes and nodded his head slowly.

“I want to know who the father is, I'm dizzy, my stress,” said cicil.

“OK, logically....” said Ki Berondong while nodding his head again.

“Where can I not?” ask Cicil.

“Hmm... hmm Ki Berondong suddenly moved his head like a person dancing up and down.

“HUAAAAA...!?” yelled Ki Berondong while raising both hands then wiggling it to the right and to the left while sitting on the floor. Once on the floor Ki Berondong rolled to the right and ki left.

Laura and Cicil look at each other, “That sakau shaman?” ask Laura.

“No idea, kanya sakau. Inget first, Juan ever sakau? Form it ‘kan kaya that,” said Laura reminded Cicil of her former fiance Juan.

Cicil looked at Ki Berondong who suddenly stood up and raised his legs to waist height alternately, not forgetting his head was swaying. Cicil immediately remembered the SKA dance of the 90s.

“OK, fix this sakau, Laura,” said Cicil while gripping Laura's hand tightly.

“Pan, said Aa also what, not really human,” said Riki while rubbing his forehead slowly.

“Humadah humadah humadah, yiha yuha hua hua kuda, uhuy,” said Ki Berondong while shaking his hips like a person lacking iron and vitamins.

“Aa, that's why?” cicil asked while beating Riki's hand.

“ He teuing,” replied Riki annoyed, in his heart he cursed Cicil's desire to ask Ki Berondong.

(Well, I don't know)

“Huaaaaaa.” Ki Berondong directly touched his forehead with his right hand and his left hand pointed at perus Cicil.

“What?” ask Cicil curious.

“I feel, the auras of his biological father,” said Ki Berondong.

“Mana?” ask Cicil curious.

“Aura her father, clean. Richly he always showers five times a day,” said Ki Berondong again.

“Terus?” ask Cicil again.

“Hmm... His biological father, peranakan. Blesteran,” says Ki Berondong.

Degs...

Cicil's heart beat, his cries almost broke. As he remembered Riki was not a bresteran, which outsider was Albert. Don't tell me this is Albert's son, without realizing Cicil clutching Riki's thigh tight. Riki immediately clasped Cicil's hand tightly.

“Blesteran what, Ki?” ask Edy was-was.

“Hmmm.” Ki Berondong raised his right hand to the sky and then shook it in the air, like he was painting something.

“Hmm... His biological father is USA,” Ki said in droves.

Cicil immediately threw his body into the chair, his tears almost flowing, Albert has American blood on his mother's side. Cicil's breath was instantly congested.

“Aa, American Mommy Albert,” whispered softly.

Riki instantly gritted his teeth, he was completely confused by his current condition. One side he does not believe in the talk of a mad shaman in front of him. But, Ki Berondong's speech certainly affects Cicil's condition.

“Ki, USA the United States of America?” ask Riki slowly.

Ki Berondong suddenly growled slowly, while moving his hips back. “Hmm... no, the biological father of the child in your womb is a USA person,” said Ki Berondong.

“USA WHAT?” ask Cicil gnashy.

“USA..” Ki Berondong hung his words while shaking his head to the right and to the left.

“What?” tanya Cicil curious, as he remembered in this world there is only one country with the abbreviation USA. Namely, America.

“Aa, how is this?” cicil asked in fear while holding Riki's hand, Riki could only rubbing Cicil's thigh trying to calm Cicil down.

“USA,”’ucap Ki Flocking.

“Iya what's USA?” riki snapped annoyed not playing, it feels like he wants to punch Ki Berondong. Riki is upset that Ki Berondong makes Cicil panic, Riki least likes to see his wife panic like that.

“U-S-A..” Ki Berondong waved his hands in the air like he was performing an offering ritual.

“What?” asked Laura, Edy, Cicil and Riki together.

“USA, Urang Sunda Asli, your son's biological father, Urang Sunda Asli,” said Ki Berondong while pointing at Cicil's stomach and winking one eye in the style of one of the Korean boygroup members.

“Hah?”

“Iya, the biological father is Urang Sunda Original, abbreviated USA!?” said Ki Berondong.

“NGAJAK RIOT IEU SHAMAN.!?” riki shouted while lunging at Ki Berondong.

(This storm shaman)

“RIKI..!?”

•••

Muahahaha...

Yes its biological father according to Ki Berondong its characteristics USA (Original Sundanese Urang or native Sundanese) 🤣🤣🤣.

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