Mr. Mrs And. Trina

Disney Euceu

“Kunaon Mang?” rozak asked when he saw Edy who looked upset for a week.

“Stress is,” replied Edy while patting his eel.

“Stress kunaon (why)?”

“Erek married teu boga money, kahayang Laura araraneh wae deui, (You got married no money, Laura wishes weird again)”

“Any?”

“Well, we wanted to get married at Disneyland Japan.”

“Aduh Euceu Disney,” kekeh Rozak while holding back his laughter looking at Edy's turmoil.

“Which money, puja duit puja duit,” Edy said as he brandished his hands into the air hoping for money to fall from the sky.

Rozak almost choked when he saw Edy who did a worship offering of money. “Woi ... musrik, use no show muja duit all.”

“Sadly I did, Laura wanted to marry at Disneyland while the money I could only get married at KUA-land.” Edy said while scratching her head.

“Sabar .. want to marry a lot of trials,” kekeh Rozak considering how complicated it is to take care of the wedding.

Edy stared at his knuckles tapped to the table. Thinking hard what he should do, confused instead of his head. As the sedanh coolly lamented his fate Edy felt a tremor in his thigh.

“Om Patient,” Edy's grunts before picking up his phone. “Halo.”

“Edy, beloved ghost.”

Edy immediately smiled at the words of Om Patience. Somehow Edy felt happy that someone called him a favorite ghost, a lifetime of not feeling the affection of a father makes Edy automatically respect Patience like his own father.

“Om—“

“Foam, call Papih demen really call Papih Om,” Patience correction.

“Eh .. yes sorry Papih, how ... how?” ask Edy.

“You've been horrified by Laura's wishes?” ask Patience.

Edy's tongue was immediately confused when he heard the question Patience, “Udah, Pih.”

“Terus?”

“Edy confused Pih, if you make a marriage there. Edy is not the sultan of Pih. Marriage at Disneyland Japan. Marriage in Jakarta to Pih, Ed—“

“Hahaha .. it was Laura's wish from the marriage ores in the castle. Long ago at the age of five, Laura aspired to marry the white equestrian prince.” Patience laughs on the other end of the phone.

“White horse prince?” edy asked in a rather loud voice making Rozak who was there hear it.

“Kuda lumping maneh mah,” chirps Rozak while staring at Edy, Edy immediately threw tissue towards Rozak furious.

“Iya, white horse. He's sulking again, it's new. Tomorrow you come here well, we obrolin again want to marry where?” say Patience.

“If Laura wants to marry at Disneyland I am confused, Pih,” said Edy honestly, Edy has jiper first calculate the cost that Edy must spend to get married at Disneyland, hoi ... he's not Harvey moeis.

“Hahaha .. don't think about it, tomorrow to here well, kesayanga ghost,” said Patience.

“Oke Pih tomorrow Edy there,” replied Edy.

After hanging up his phone, Edy looked at Rozak with sparkling eyes. “Zak, auxiliary.”

“Help what? I also want to marry Edy, forget you tea?” rozak said he tried to remind Edy that he also wanted to marry Nama.

“Eh ... when?” edy asked in shock because suddenly Rozak was about to marry Nama.

“Front month here,” Rozak replied.

“Lah .. don't say.”

“Lo noisily to marry Liverpool,” kekeh Rozak.

“Hehehe sorry-sorry,” says Edy, “Zak, help.”

“Help what?” rozak asked suspicious of Edy's request which could be made absurd.

“Jadi ...” Edy tells Rozak that Rozak, who initially listened carefully, immediately pulled his body away from Edy.

“No, no one really lives you mah,” Rozak said as he walked away from Edy.

“Mang, woi Mang's. Sakali ieu, please.”

“Ngak?!”

••••

Laura blinked her eyes, this morning she was still upset with Edy. How not after saying he wanted to get married at Disneyland, Edy immediately lethargic and did not answer his question well.

“Argh .. kesel, base of the Dumbo Nyebelin Catfish. Why can I like Lele dumbo anyway,” maki Laura while immersing her face into her pillow.

“Nyebelin, likes unclear continue strange anyway. Why do I like god!?” maki Laura while throwing her pillow towards the door of her room.

“Hey, why you?” vienna asked as she opened her son's bedroom door to wake Laura from her sleep. My son is very hard to wake up in the morning.

“Kesel Mih, I sprained why I could like that damn Lele Dumbo.” sobs Laura while stomping her hands into her innocent mattress.

Vienna smiled at the turmoil of her daughter, “Yah ... do not know, try to remember again why you like Lele?”

Laura tries to remember why she likes Edy, all the memories Laura collects to remember what made her fall in love with Edy.

“Neither.”

“Lah ... how to continue? How can you like? You dipelet lest,” guess Vienna.

“Kanya, uh... Yes this must be me dipelet, there is no way I like Lele Dumbo. I'm poor, ugly, lele's face, nyebelin, sulker, and most importantly he can't afford to get me married at Disneyland Japan rich Sandra Dewi,” said Laura while patting both hands on the chest.

“Well, then find another one. At most you wait another ten years for marriage,” said Vienna casually.

“Eh ... very old, Mih.” Laura was shocked by the words of Vienna.

“The rich day of Edy, who wants to be pounded with your Papih is hard to know. Do not see that he is the body of a bunch of pinworms now has been a little bit gedean thanks trained and pounded am Papih?” vienna recalls Edy's struggle for Patience.

Laura was speechless to hear the explanation of Vienna, it was also a man who really loved the same he who would want to be tortured as much as possible by Patience just to get the blessing of Patience which is notoriously fierce.

“Ah .. tau, dizzy me. Anyway I hate am Lele dumbo!?” maki Laura is furious not playing.

“Ya already if hate Mamih ba—“

“My dear love me, Akang Edy Edrosh whose hobby in Endorsh came.”

Viennese speech was cut off with a yelling sound plus the sound of a song from outside Laura's room window. Spontaneous Laura and Vienna looked at each other confused as to who was making a fuss outside her room.

“Lele?” laura asked as she stood up and opened the window of her room wide.

“Lauraku dear, Akang Edy came,” cried Edy while swinging his hand waving towards Laura who was staring at him from the window of his room.

Laura smiled and held back her laughter looking at Edy who was approaching her. Edy looked handsome in a black prince costume and rode a white horse.

(Image only illustration 🤣🤣🤣)

“Gosh God, it's Lele?” vienna asked in shock as she looked out the window and found her former candidate approaching them on horseback. Her brain is broken. “Not wrong?”

“Ngak, Mih. Lele was full of surprises and always made me laugh. That's what I like,” Laura said spontaneously.

“Well, so maybe this is what makes you fall in love ama Lele dumbo,” said Vienna while poking Laura.

“Iya, I love this Lele. Spontaneous catfish, full of surprises and nyebelin. Aye ... Mih, Laura loves Lele unconditionally,” Laura replied with a cheerful smile looking at Edy.

“Yes, Mamih look for Papih first, you take care of the white riding prince you tuh,” kekeh Vienna while patting Laura's shoulder and passing from there. Leaving two lovebirds who somehow have an extra absurd love story.

“Lele,” cried Laura with a beaming face, her heart racing at the sight of Edy.

“Neng Lauraku dear, yuk join ama akang naek kuda,” Edy said while in front of the window Laura's room.

“Where are you?” asked Laura while blushing.

“You need to get married. But ...”

“What?” laura asked curiously while taking the real rose from Edy. “Ah .. flowers original.”

“Yes my original love for you, my dear,” dreadful Edy while blinking her eyes.

“Hahaha .. gombal, yes you want me to marry you. But, what?” asked Laura curiously.

“But I'm sorry I couldn't get you married at Disneyland. Not married in Jakarta papa?” edy asked while giving his best smile.

“Why?” seductress Laura, even though she really did not care about marriage at any point of origin with Edy.

Edy showed her teeth while scratching the back of her head before answering Laura's question. “Money Edy enough in KUA-Land, Laura.”

“Hahaha ..” In that instant, Laura laughed back and forth at Edy's plain explanation. “Yes no papa, I want to marry wherever you come from.”

“Totally?” ask Edy.

“It's real, wait yeah. I'll go there, I'll ride a horse with you. Wait,” said Laura while running out of her room to welcome her heart. The poetry of his heart that is not handsome, not rich even tends to be absurd. But, being able to make himself comfortable and laugh at all times. None other than Edy Edrosh who is a hobby in Endorsh.

•••

Ganteng well Edy horse riding 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Marry already married, cool mantep already .. marry all married 🤣🤣🤣.

XOXO GALLON