Just a little break

Humor Sabeno Kingdom

THE PEMDA DKI'S

The gestational age of Sabeno's beloved wife has now entered the path of six months. This is his second child. The last ultrasound doctor stated, if the baby contained by his wife is female. If so, Sabeno was very grateful. His son is a couple later.

As the pregnancy ages and his wife's growing belly. The problem Sabeno faced was increasing. His wife is unique. He asked for a walk almost every afternoon by riding a motorbike.

The main problem is. The road he is currently passing since the lifting of PPKM is very crowded. Bring the vehicle be it a private car or public transportation. Be it two or more wheels.

On speeding everything. On racing each other. Overcoming overtaking. To make Sabeno feel worried, afraid when he boncengin his wife to take a walk. Someone hit the motor.

Sabeno finally had an idea. Made writing on the computer with large letters. Then in print and he laminating so as not to get wet easily and scuffed. Then he put a rope in the writing.

At the time of going for an afternoon walk to meet the cravings of his wife. Sabeno immediately put the letter on his wife's body. He was behind his wife. Right on his shoulders.

Amazingly, do not precede, race or overtake the motorcycle. To get close, no motorbike and car dare. Out of curiosity, when it had gone for an afternoon walk. The wife tried to see the writing on her shoulder earlier.

It was written in large words with black letters. ‘OWNED PEMDA DKI’.

“Car and motorcycle orders no one wants to suction. It was written by kayak gini. You think I'm a garbage truck car!!” snapped his wife, exasperated.

Sabeno just laughed. Consider it a compliment and a thank you sign from his beloved beautiful wife.

MOSQUITO NOISE

A sultry night. Sabeno also had trouble sleeping. How to sleep soundly, from earlier he was disturbed continued the same sound of mosquitoes that seemed to sing in his ears. Keeps him awake.

Ngiying…

The sound of mosquitoes is very disturbing Sabeno. Finally he found an idea. He applied the mosquito repellent around his ears. However, the result is worse. He even became hard to sleep, because the ears became hot.

Sabeno was desperate and could only sit quietly by his bedside. At the same time. He saw a mosquito sucking blood from his stern thigh.

Evil thoughts just possessed Sabeno. He didn't think to brush off the mosquito on his thigh. He has a more cunning plan than that. He let the mosquito suck his dirty blood.

The blood that he considered to be descended from the blood of the Ancient Egyptian nobility. He kept noticing that the mosquito was starting to satiate. His stomach was already distended, and saw also if the mosquito had evaporated. That's a sign that the mosquito is getting sleepy.

Sure enough, the mosquito was intending to fly. But then it fell, because of the satiety and drowsiness. He fell right on Sabeno's sleeping pillow and Sabeno took revenge.

“Sooolali, lalaa oo laa. Usually do not use perfumed oil.”

Sabeno sang in the ears of the mosquito to disturb his sleep. Instead of disturbing the mosquitoes. Jusru was his wife who was disturbed. In the middle of the night, again pregnant, she saw her husband singing by himself while shaking kayang.

As a result, the sandals floated right into Sabeno's face. Plaakkp.

UNSURE

That afternoon, Sabeno intended to take a walk around his village. He was bored at home. His wife's nagging continues. He came out wearing his favorite sandals. Near the mosque.

Sabeno accidentally stepped on the chicken ee. He saw it in his head. “Kok, similar to chicken ee? sabeno was less sure.

“Ihh, yes. It feels so bad that angel. This mahh actually ee chicken,” murmured.

But Sabeno was still unsure. He decided besides poking, he also brought her closer to the nose and kissed her with carefree and full attention.

“Aiih, this is chicken ee. It smells like ketek the abah,” he said further

However, because they are still unsure. In the end this time. Sabeno wasn't just poking and kissing her. But also a little tasting. Then he thought a little bit that this was not the usual.

“Jeez, this is mahh actually ee chicken. Go home first ahh,” Sabeno said later.

Arriving at home. He was asked why his wife came home again, but not long out. Sabeno only answered him in passing. Then go to the bathroom. Even to wash his feet which is okay.

After washing his feet in the bathroom, Sabeno went out again for an afternoon walk. He found his wife still sitting on the front porch bench while eating chicken dumpling noodles. Seeing her husband coming out again. His wife also asked.

“Where else are you, Bang?” ask wife.

“You take a short afternoon walk,” Sabeno replied.

He also re-wears the sandals that had ee chicken earlier. His wife who saw it was astonished, and asked Sabeno. “Bang, is it a chicken ee slipper?”

“Yaa but this is my favorite sandal Brother, De,” replied Sabeno.

His wife tepok jidat use bowl of chicken noodles, “Terus was to the bathroom Abang why?”

“Yaa wash your feet, Dee,” replied Sabeno casually as he winked at his wife.

“Yeah, Bang. Bego you are inhuman,” said his wife.

LARGE TALL AND BALD FIGURE

Sabeno continued his afternoon walk. When he arrived at the football field his village, Sabeno was surprised and pity. He saw his son just dumbly staring at his cheerful friends playing ball.

Sabeno, who was pitying, finally approached her son. He was standing right next to his son. He stared innocently at his son's attitude. It was as if he could read if his son was eager to play ball with his friends.

“Nak, who is patient,” Sabeno said.

“Well why, sir? Inspiration again so keeper do not be invited to concede later,” said his son.

Sabeno who heard his son's words was shocked. Finally he pretended to be the goalpost for a moment. Then get out of that field. Continue the beautiful afternoon walk on this cold day.

Not long after, his son and his friends' ball game was over. Exactly half an hour before the Maghrib reverberate. Today's game was won by Ilham's team and his friends.

His friend, who became his opponent in the match this afternoon, protested to his teammates. For wasting golden opportunities in front of Gawan Ilham.

“Mud, you why did you miss the golden opportunity? If that's the goal, we can draw two equally,” said Juki.

With a trembling tone of fear, Mahmud replied, “I swear, I was writhing a large and bald tall figure in front of the goal Ilham.”