Just a little break

Humor Daze

WAY HOME

In one morning. Sabeno and his father-in-law were chatting about the land area of his father-in-law's estate. Mertuanyan's father explained, if the land area reaches three hectares. In it was his personal home.

Gardens, rice fields and farms. Including also in it there is a small river whose flow passes almost in front of the house where he lives. In the garden was a jackfruit tree, whose fruit was ripe.

Sabeno asked his father-in-law to climb and take a large jackfruit. Then brought home to be eaten together later. Sabeno also carried out the request of his father-in-law.

He looked for the jackfruit tree whose fruit was the most abundant and ripe. He climbs and slashes using a stem machete that's a jackfruit. To escape from the tree, and the fruit fell. Gedebug, thumping against the ground below.

Sabeno was pleased with the result he got. However, another incident appeared. This is jackfruit, too big. If to be brought home. It also needs to be heavy. I want to be dragged along with Pegel.

Sabeno finally had an idea. According to him this jackfruit will enter the land of his father-in-law. He must know his in-laws' house. Finally he looked for the small river, then Sabeno dropped it into the small river. Byurrs.

Shortly thereafter, his father-in-law came to his palace. Looking at Sabeno who was sleeping in the living room he was astonished and asked, “No, have you taken the jack what not?”

Sabeno heard her father-in-law coming. Directly rush up and answer, “Already, Bah.”

Her father-in-law was a wiggle. “Kalo already, ditaro where is jackfruit?” tanyakanya.

Sabeno immediately took his father-in-law in front of a small river near his house. Sabeno looked closely at the river. His father-in-law was getting confused.

“What are you looking for, No?” ask his father-in-law.

“Nyari jackfruit that I took in the garden, Bah,” Sabeno said.

“Lahh, really. Just on the river?” asked his father-in-law, curious.

“Iyaa, Bah, because the jackfruit was very heavy. So I went into the river. I told him to go home first to get home through the river. I think he has arrived,” Sabeno said.

His father-in-law had a heart attack. Meanwhile, news from the United States said through its space agency, called N.A.S.A. That Sabeno jackfruit is in the Mars River.

LUTHFI AND SABENO

Two friends meet in a restaurant. They told each other about his complaints for one day yesterday. A handsome friend named Luthfi, and the other who looks like a rubber jet named Sabeno.

Luthfi complained to Sabeno, if it was last night. He met a beautiful girl in a dimly lit cafe. There has not been an hour of their acquaintance, this girl went to his house, which happened to be a short distance from this dimly lit cafe.

Though this girl according to the story of her, already have a husband. Then, once at his house, said Luthfi. This chick makes sure she's cheating. For Luthfi who does not like to try, but Luthfi still doubt.

“Later, if suddenly your husband comes how?” ask Luthfi.

“No way, he's out of town with his family,” said the girl.

Then when Luthfi wanted a guerrilla. Suddenly the girl's husband came. He hurried to get out of the house. He went out the window, but found that he was on the second floor of the house.

At first Luthfi did not dare to jump. But because of tightness, fear of being discovered and silence of the masses. He finally jumped too. Bruck. Luthfi fell with ass first. The tailbone is equally twisted waist. He groaned in pain, while avoiding the sight of people if staring at him from the second floor.

“Not just there, Bro. When I was in pain again. Suddenly my head was like there was water. Apparently, shit. That chick's husband peed at the window. Where to pee it would be ***** marmut.” Luthfi said with annoyance.

If last night he also experienced something that made him upset. After a day of family business out of town. Sabeno is very much with his wife. Arriving at home, he went straight to the room to let go of longing with his wife.

But he just kissed his wife. Suddenly, something big fell out of nowhere. Bruck. Sabeno was shocked and upset. He thinks someone's gonna want to take care of them. Sabeno looked out the window. But there's nobody.

“Gue look out nobody, Fii. Because of sprains and coincidental pee keblet. I finally peed in the window,” Sabeno said.

Hearing that, Luthfi went into a coma for three days and three nights.

DIVORCE

Three men are attending their divorce hearing today. On the same day, and in a time not much different. Their names are Jacky, Badha and Fatih.

They greet each other, ask questions and tell stories. About the reasons why their household is fractured, and divorce is the only way out for them. Jacky was the first to tell me.

He has built a household for nine years. Divorce because his wife cheated caused a difference in principle between them. “I've been hurt by my wife. If there are different principles. Well at least not to cheat lahh,” he said.

The other two felt sorry. Then Badha told me, if that led to her divorce after being married for five years. It was because of the religious differences between him and his wife.

“At first as much as we can go. But the more here you go, the more sick you get. Especially if you have children. Wife insists that all children will have to follow her religion,” Badha said sadly.

Then, the third person divorced in Fatih's name, it was her turn to tell the story. He filed for divorce when they were married one day earlier. Jacky and Badha wonder. Just one day married, divorced.

“Kok can, Mas?” ask Jacky.

“Iyaa, Mas. It's only been a day, Loo. It should still be her angels. Why the reason, Mas?” ask Badha curiously.

“The reason is because of gender difference, Mas,” said Fatih.

Jacky and Badha, after hearing that. Direct run ngibrit kocar kacir.

**VAMPIRE**

He was a cruel vampire. He likes to suck the blood of any creature, especially human blood. For him human blood is very delicious. One day he got his karma. He died by a vampire hunter. But before he died.

He swore, would reincarnate and demand revenge. In every human being, especially the descendants of the vampire hunter. He died, and was reincarnated. But this time it's a blood-sucking bat.

He often sucks animal blood. For him rasamya less delicious. I think there's a hook. Once tried, uh, a miscarriage. Therefore he wants to try to suck human blood again.namu, damn for him.

This time he died again. Not because of vampire hunters. But by bat seekers, which later the bat is sold in restaurants. To be an expensive menu.

He got upset again, and promised. If it is reborn, it will demand revenge on humans. After he died, he was reincarnated again. Keep sucking blood. But this time, it's just being a culex mosquito.

He's sucking human blood. But a bit hook, it turns out the blood of grandmothers dying. He was looking for fresh blood. But again, the poor approached him. Just wanted to suck young man's blood.

He's been stung by an electric racket. Until he dies back. He also complains with his fate. Especially when you are born again. He could only stand idly by unable to move anywhere, let alone to fly.

He could only be quiet. To resist thirst and hunger for human blood. Once it can eat, it's just dirty blood and only when a girl is on the moon. Reborn so what is he?