Just a little break

Humor Misconception

EQUALLY OLD

Seventy-five-year-old grandfather came to the doctor. Grandpa complained that his right knee often hurt. Especially if you sit and stand. The doctor also examined the grandfather, and found that the grandfather had gout.

“The father has been checked, and his right knee is sick from gout,” said the doctor.

“Asam urate, Doc?”

“Iyaa, gout is a disease that attacks the joints, sir. The disease is one of the contributing factors is because of the age of the Father who is old enough. Because the elderly are one of the groups that are susceptible to gout,” explained the Doctor.

Hearing the explanation, the grandfather did not thank, because he had been told about his illness. He was angry and threatened the doctor. “Doctor don't try to lie to me! the left leg is just as old. But no why!”

The doctor was immediately confused, and pretended to lose his memory, when asked again by the grandfather.

SAUCY

On a busway, by then the conditions were already very full, densely creeping. There are female passengers who get bounced to the men's section. She felt her most beautiful self there. The girl started to spread the charm. Let me be given a seat by these men.

Starting from the forward-throwing chest let people see that his chest is big, even if only a cotton sump is the same as flip-flops. Tying hair, let show off her smooth neck that scrapes.

Then, in a corner. There was a young male passenger who stood up, suddenly he felt ge er and pretentious kecakepan said, “Ahh... I need to bother, Mas! My destination is already deket kok!” he said while accompanied by a big smile. Until it looks there is chili ijo and its ulcer that is involved in the teeth.

The young man replied, “Dihh ge er really, lu. Spion brackets rod. My guy wants to go down,”

The next day, the woman immediately decided to have sex surgery, to become a man.

GLARE AGAIN

A woman who is upset because her lover suddenly changed lately. He went to work with heart and mind raging. “Honey where are you? long time ago I didn't hear your voice,” muttered while turning on the engine motor.

“I always miss you baby, where are you? until death I will still wait,” he said when the bike arrived at the corner of SPBU. The usual place they eat knows the symptoms after the gas fill.

“I often dream of you, at a time when this heart is not calm like this,” murmured when he reached the public toilet. Where her boyfriend once defecated in her pants. Because kebelet boker fit again, coincide when waiting for him and.

Because again upset and almost all the way just thinking about his girlfriend. The woman was dismissed by the police. Because the route he passed is indeed being carried out motor vehicle operations.

“Good morning, Mba. Can you show me the SIM and STNK!?” pinta the Police Officer.

“Kalo STNK is there, Sir. But if the SIM, gone,” replied the girl.

“Hah! how can it disappear? lost where?” ask the police again.

“I don't know, where he went. Now, he is often lost like that, without news. Maybe he's tired of me. Hiks, hiks,” said lebay.

The police are confused about whether this is a girl.

The day was still the same as the previous days. The woman is still upset because her lover is still missing without news. He tried positive thinking, who knows his lover was just cheating with a flower widow in Pulo Gebang.

He went to work with heart and mind raging. “Honey where are you? how long should I wait for you,” muttered while wearing a helmet.

“I always miss you baby, where are you? in good times, when with you, I want to never forget,” he said when he arrived at the corner of SPBU. The usual place they eat food after filling with gasoline.

“I often dream of you. Your eyes, soul-crushing,” murmured when he reached the public toilet. Where her boyfriend once peed in his pants. Because fit again kebelet boker, coinciding while waiting for him and the style of North Korean girls.

Because again upset and almost all the way just thinking about his girlfriend. The woman was dismissed by the police. Because the route he passed is indeed being carried out motor vehicle operations.

“Good morning, Mba,” said the Police Officer.

The police officer replied, “Iyaa, the papers are also complete, and the helmet has also been used. But Mba forgot to bring his motor.”

*Glek*bw*.

The girl swallowed. Then, the girl is upset immediately pretending to lose memory, “Emm.... Where am I? who me? and who are you, why wear scout clothes like that?” he said it to the police officer.

**SMART NYARI MONEY**

There is the son of a famous artist, his name is Jaka. Jaka is only two years old. He's handsome, clean white and cool for a kid his age. Many model houses and production houses want to use his services.

But Jaka refused. When asked why by his mother. Jaka just replied, “Jaka right, do not want to be a tuyul kayak, Maa.”

“Hmm... You mean what?” ask his mother in wonder.

“Iyaa, tuyul is still a child already smart to make money, Maa,” said Jaka.

His mother Jaka and his father directly program for the second child.

**PSYCHOLOGIST**

A young psychologist came to the patient that day. He's a young doctor, a handsome and dignified man. She has just been exposed to a love scandal with her patient. It is hard for him to do other activities. The psychologist tries to calm the doctor.

He told stories and gave input if the scandal of the love of the doctor and his patient had happened often. It was a common and common thing to happen. Not a big, scary thing. Because we do not know where this heart will be anchored.

Such scandals usually end with a commitment between the two. To continue or break up in the middle of the road. There is a lot going on in the world of therapy. Many of the psychologist's friends married their patients.

“Is that possible?” ask the doctor in a clean manner.

“Iyaa, just calm down. Falling in love is a wonderful thing. But what you are experiencing right now, is just a normal thing,” said the Psychologist.

The young doctor immediately showed a photo of his patient to the young psychologist. “What is this, man? is this a seal photo?” ask the Psychologist.

“Iyaa.kan, I am also a Veterinarian,” replied the Doctor.

One week later the psychologist received a wedding invitation, and he did not dare to open it at all.