Just a little break

Humor Religion World Cup

ANGELS ARE CRYING

There are three people from three different countries. They died at the same time and were collected at the same place. They are Japanese, South Korean and Indonesian.

In the afterlife they accidentally meet an angel who is able to see the future on earth. These three guys really like football. They decided to ask the fate of their national football team in the World Cup.

The Japanese with an optimistic look asked when the Japanese national team could win the World Cup. The angel with a firm tone of voice and definitely replied. If Japan can win the World Cup in about thirty years.

Hearing that answer the Japanese cried. Because it's a long time for Japan to be able to reach it. Then, South Koreans try their luck, because who knows he got good news.

He asked the Angels when South Korea could be World Cup champion. This time the angel answered, Thirty-five more years. The South Korean who heard the answer was shocked, and he ran while crying.

Because for a very long time his country can win the prestigious title. Now it's the turn of people from Indonesia who ask in a licking tone, “Wahai Angel, the most obedient creature of God, when can Indonesia win the World Cup?” tanyakanya.

This time the angel was crying. Because saddened by the fate of the Indonesian national team.

FAITHFOLD

In the cold atmosphere of the campus during the day, because on that day it rains quite heavily. Ziyech and his two friends Salem and Jebali were sitting in the campus room. While waiting for the lecturer to come.

Ziyech who had been busy drawing sketches that were not clear so carried away the conversation of his two friends, when one of them, Salem. Ask what to do first by a dating person?

Is that a road together? Is that watching together? Is that eating together? or hold hands?

Ziyech replied that all of those things were only seventh order, not even ranked because they were the most distant. His two friends wondered why it could be at the most distant. Though in the relationship between men and women the thing that was mentioned Salem is very important.

With simple Ziyech said, “Because the order of one to six is the pillar of faith,” he said steadily.

OFF BUTTON

An exciting football match is taking place in the village of Pakean Kotor. The match between Tofu Bulat FC and Tempe Bongkrek FC. Entering the minute to sixty-two the score is still a blank draw, for both teams.

They are both the greatest team in the village and eternal rivals. Entering the seventy-five minute. There was a very violent violation committed by De Jong from the Tofu Bulat FC team. He broke Koyate from Tempe Bongkrek FC. De Jong received a yellow card.

The form of violation is unique. He did not pull his opponent's shirt, did not elbow his opponent. Nor do cheating tackles. He only appears to have accidentally grabbed ******* from Koyate.

During an air duel. Until Koyate sprawled and was forced to be replaced by other players. Koyate is his team's player. Before long, the Round FC Tofu team could score a goal of excellence in the eighty-first minute.

Through a Sugiono free-kick, that broke the deadlock. Instead of equalizing, Tempe Bongkrek FC even conceded again in the final minutes. This time, through a hard kick substitute from outside the penalty box, named Wahab.

When asked by village reporters what was the secret of his team's victory. De Jong just said, “Easy, when I hit the off button Koyate. That's where we can score goals !”

The reporter could only go silent without a sound, while protecting the off button as well.

HAVE TOOLS

One hot day, Maya who has been done homework to clean the dormitory santri princess. Sit back and relax around the beautiful mosque courtyard. The courtyard and surrounding the mosque were overgrown with various fruit trees.

Starting from mangoes, rambutan, guava milk, lute, to guava. Maya observed if the fruit trees were ripe, namely the milk guava tree. Ahh, how hot fresh like this eating guava milk. He then looked for a bamboo gala to drop the milk guava fruits.

While casually dropping milk guava. The action was caught by a son santri who happened to be passing on the road, call it Mbappe. Spontaneous Maya instantly drops her bamboo gala.

Mbappe then rebuked him, because it should not be carelessly taking fruits in the mosque yard. It could be sanctioned by the manager. Maya said that she was just testing the bamboo. It is still good if you make clean the roofs of mosques that are dirty because of spider webs.

Mbappe nyolot call Maya just reasoned, and threatened to report it to the pesantren. With evidence that he was holding a bamboo gala as a tool to pick up milk guavas. Maya didn't lose her mind.

If he is reported to the caretaker for allegedly taking milk guava. He will also report Mbappe to the caretaker on suspicion of rape. Mbappe was confused and said, “What rape? who wants to rape you?” tanyakanya.

Maya smiled cunningly. “But you have the tools right!” said it.

Mbappe also prefers to leave Maya. Than he's being told that's not by him.

CHEATING IS HARAM

In a very tight and tough game. Two red and yellow cards have been issued by referees for both teams. Though this match is only the group stage, one group consists of four teams.

There are still three other matches, which they will be competing against. The score is still empty-empty as strong for both teams. Ayu FC Fence Team and Betis FC Fence team. In the final minutes, the Betis FC Fence team committed a foul in the penalty box.

Their defenders deliberately touch the ball, when there is a cross that is released into its defensive area. The player behind was awarded a yellow card by the referee, and a penalty was given to the Ayu FC Fence team. The penalty executioner of the Pagar Ayu FC team is Lewy.

Not Lewandowski, but Lewyliang. He's getting ready, the whistle's blown. He also kicked, but his kick soared far above the crossbar of his opponent. Until it floated into the air. Even the United States space agency, N.A.S.A claims to find the ball Lewy kick.

As a result, the score of the empty draw persists until the final whistle of the game. When in the changing room of players. Fence team coach Ayu FC asked Lewy why he kicked so hard.

Even though just use a trick the ball will enter. Because the opposing goalkeeper, likes to have fallen first before the ball is kicked. Lewy just shook her head and said, “Ticking is haram, sir. That's what it taught me.”

At that time, the coach resigned and became a religious teacher in a private school.