I And the Lion of Nemea

Chapter 2 Chapter 10: Get Ready, get it done!

Today the sunlight is so warm that it shines on KangAgung village. The remaining cold last night slowly began to disappear in the warmth of the morning sunlight. Dew - dew is still left in every leaf of the mango tree owned by Pak Kaji Dauh.

Looks Insur and Pantam hiding in the bush - bush beside the fence owned by Pak Kaji Dauh. The duo seems to want to carry out their insular intentions to steal the mango belonging to Pak Kaji Dauh. It just so happened that Mr. Kaji Dauh was not at home.

"This is such a rare opportunity Tam. Remember, let's not waste this opportunity." Insur.

"Clearly!! This time the mango belonging to Pak Kaji Dauh will definitely fall in our grasp. Haha..." Pantam's speech ended with his laughter.

Insur immediately smothered Pantam's mouth with both hands.

"Sstttt. Even though Pak Kaji Dauh is not at home we must remain careful - do not be caught by people who happen to be passing by!" Insur warns Pantam.

Pantam also murmured while mangosteen - mangosteen. Seen mango fruit Pak Kaji Dauh yellow with red tinge. As if - will call - call the souls of the two, "Take me, let's take me!"

Insur observed around for a moment. After feeling safe he also bersalto jump over the fence next to the house of Pak Kaji Dauh. Pantam immediately followed Insur jumping inside.

The duo of these cunning friends began to settle - the precipitate approached the mango tree. Pantam climbed first and then followed by Insur below. Not until the peak arrived - arrived Insur smell familiar with a sound so typical of the direction of Pantam which is above it.

Brruuuuuutttt treeeeeet!!

Shoot turns out Pantam is farting with a rhythm starting from A minor! A foul smell immediately approached Insur's nose to make his nose fur shake violently.

"Camprett lu Tam!! Your fart smell is so rotten!!" Said Insur while punching Pantam's ass hard.

"Sorry Sur sorry. This morning most boiled eggs breakfast. Haha..." Pantam.

Insur also tried to resist the unpleasant smell and keep climbing. Pantam arrived first at the top and perched on one of the large branches. Insur followed and finally also arrived and joined perched on another branch.

Both of them set their breath for a moment because it turns out that climbing the mango tree also requires so much energy. After feeling rested enough they began picking mangoes that have been cooked. They ate the mango. A sweet and savory taste immediately filled their esophagus.

"Wooooooooo ngapain both of you on top of the mango tree owned by Pak Kaji Dauh!! Basic mango nutmeg!!" Shouted someone from below who accidentally saw the crime of Insur and Pantam.

Insur and Pantam shocked. Both of them got caught!

The person who caught Insur and Pantam immediately shook - shake the mango tree. Insur and Pantam hold on with all their might holding on to the tree trunk.

But what power, the bigger shock came and finally Insur and Pantam fell with a loud noise...

Yoummmmmm!!

Insur and Pantam also fell on the ground. The person who caught it immediately grabbed the ears of Insur and Pantam. Apparently the person who caught it was Mr. Jarwi.

Mr. Jarwi is the coast guard of KangAgung village. His muscles are so muscular and his whole body blackened because he was used to the sunburn while standing guard on the beach Cockroach. Cockroach Beach is a beach in the south of KangAgung village. Cockroach Beach and White Sand Beach are separated by a large estuary from the Tasran river that leads to the sea.

Mr. Jarwi grabbed the ears of Insur and Pantam and led them both out of the yard of Pak Kaji Dauh's house.

"Oh, oh, pardon Mr. Jarwi." Shouts Insur pain.

"Auw auw auwhhh, oh my, Mr. Jarwi. I was just told Insur!" Pantam said in self-defense.

"Eh what the hell are you?! We intend to steal it together! How can you slander the cave that you told me to?!" Shouting Insur did not accept Pantam's betrayal.

"What?! The baek boy cave - baek is not your! The cave is helpful and stealing! Uh mean the cave diligently helps!" Shouts Pantam lying.

"Are you a kuaci nut?!"

"You know what tomato sauce is!"

"Eh you whose face is like a pot!"

"Your nose is like a ketchup spoon!"

"Your face is like a frying pan!"

Insur and Pantam immediately blame each other under Mr. Jarwi's fingers. Mr. Jarwi immediately pushed his second ear harder and shouted, "Diaaaaammmmmmm....!"

Both of them were silent while murmuring.

"The two of you are old and still love to steal the mango belonging to Pak Kaji Dauh!" Snapped Mr. Jarwi.

"Although Mr. Jarwi...." Say Insur and Pantam together.

"Get out all your stolen mangoes! Nothing is hidden. That Pantam behind your shirt there's still mangoes you're hiding! Quickly get it all out!" Shouted Mr. Jarwi with anger.

Insur and Pantam immediately took out all their stolen mangoes with fear. They put all the mangoes in front of Mr. Jarwi.

"You when you are old stop the childish deeds. Don't steal mangoes anymore. Eating stolen mangoes is a sin!" Said Mr. Jarwi while taking one of the mangoes. He peeled the mango and ate it while continuing to advise Insur and Pantam.

Insur and Pantam gawked at Mr. Jarwi greedily eating their stolen mangoes while still preaching haramnya eating stolen food.

Insur and Pantam immediately kicked Mr. Jarwi's face together.

Bruaaaaaaakkkkkkk!!

"What lu?! You also eat the stolen mangoes we snag!!" Shouting Insur and Pantam together.

The rain started to fall. This time it seems like the rain is going to be heavy. Indeed, it seems that it is the season for rain because KangAgung village has had a long summer.

It looks Insur, Pantam, and Pak Jarwi are eating mangoes together in front of the porch where Insur boarding. They eat together with voraciously while igniting each other's cigarettes.

"Tumben Pak Jarwi road - road to the center of KangAgung village. Usually always stay on the beach. What is it that Mr. Jarwi is here for?" Ask Insur.

"Ahhh so gini Sur. Actually I want there to be need of you. I'd like to ask you to be the lifeguard in my place for two days." Answer Mr. Jarwi.

"Where is Mr Jarwi going?" Ask Pantam.

"I want to have a moment so I can't keep the beach for about two or three days. How does Sur want what not?" Ask Mr. Jarwi.

"What's the pay, isn't it?" Ask Insur.

"Obviously there. I will give you a hundred thousand dollars per day. The problem of safe living, there is my hut. The food is available in my hut. And most importantly, he said a sexy artist named Intan from Balatara village reportedly today - today also want a vacation on the beach Cockroaches loo." Said Mr. Jarwi trying to persuade Insur.

Hearing the name of the sexy artist Intan from Balatara village called Kontan course Insur immediately stood up. He puffed his chest and saluted Mr. Jarwi while shouting, "Ready, Do it!"