I And the Lion of Nemea
Chapter 1 Chapter 2: Package!!!!!
Insur squirmed that morning. Arrrghhhh enjoy a relaxed life of unemployment. Heemmmm the aroma of coffee, the calm atmosphere of the morning, and the savory tobacco that burned so well in his chest. What a comfortable morning atmosphere, a soothing morning atmosphere, a morning atmosphere........
Kkkkkkkkkk!!!
The sound of the boarding door being opened roughly made the atmosphere of the morning Insur destroyed already.
"Who is a shucks?! Tap on the door that casually woooooiii!" Shouting Insur began to ride apoplexy.
"Sorry Sur grotto hunt - there is important news for luuu!!!" Answer the ngos - bored because of running.
It seems that Pantam is really in a hurry to deliver the news that seems very important to be conveyed.
"What's the important news, Tam?" Ask Insur.
"Yes, there's important news for you Sur." Answer Pantam.
"What's the news?"
"So the cave run until ngos - ngos an earlier because there is important news!"
"What's the news?"
"Or don't cave until haus looo...."
"No matter the shucks, how are you?!!!"
They both looked at. Mutually silent.
"Lu rattling Tam?" Ask Insur.
"Patience, you heard this news first."
"What's the news?"
"This news is very important."
Insur was silent, not asking anymore. He sipped his coffee with an emotion-bearing gaze that was ready to explode.
"So this is important news for luuu Sur." Pantam.
Insur remained silent, giving him a cigarette.
"Nahhh so because this news is important so the cave was running for nyampein to you Sur."
Insur is still silent. He sucked a soft gust for the sake of his cigarette. After 30 minutes.....
"So gini Sur, this is important news..........Aaaarggggh...."
Gubraaaa.......!!!
Pantam was kicked right in the face and hit the boarding door until it fell in the front yard.
"It's too rambling - tele shucks!!!!! Take your storm??!! here!!!" Insur screamed in anger.
Bambang who is a close neighbor kos Insur to surprise.
"Sabar Sur, what's the problem Sur? You get up here, we solve the problem well" said Bambang trying to break up Insur and Pantam.
Pantam whose face bonyok began to stand with difficulty because his body was big so that the pantam never got a nickname: once sitting hard to stand!
"So Gini Bambang, the cave is just a news story, uh arrived - arrived Insur angry - indistinct anger!" Pantam said in self-defense.
"Eh who is not clear, you or the cave??!! So gini Bambang, the Pantam wants news but complicated is not clear that. Muters - muters!!" Insur explained.
"What a luuu!!! It's complicated, it's Bambang!"
"He's a bad person, why is he wrong, Bambang!"
"Remain dong, Bambang!!"
"The cave? the cavern? cave?!!! Oooh, Bambang!!"
"Basic Bambang!"
"Pala lu Bambang!"
Duuuaagh!!!
Both were punched in the face by Bambang.
"Lu if you both want to fight ya fight, say the name of the cave you bring - bring it!!!" Shouted Bambang furiously - angry.
Bambang went berserk, he took a broom and swung it like an acrobat ape to play his magic wand. Insur and pantam began to fear and embrace each other.
"Patience, patience...." Speak Insur while trembling with fear.
"No apologies to you two young people, feel this blow......" Shouted Bambang while hitting the broomstick many times in the direction of Insur and Pantam.
Both sprawled on the ground helplessly after receiving the style of 106 strokes of a broomstick owned by bambang. Seeing Insur and Pantam are sprawled, Bambang was pity.
"Good pity you two, sorry, as an apology here the cave even blows so 200!!!" Said Bambanh with a fiery spirit - fire.
"Luuu crazy!!! it was not pity but sadism Bambang!!!" yell Insur and Pantam together while running away - birit.
Bambang did not chase them both. He only saw from a distance the two running towards the river near the area. It is the Tasbran River. The only river in KangAgung village. The Tasbran River is very wide, although not very deep.
After seeing Insur and Pantam who began to disappear from view, then Bambang began to continue sweeping his house back.
On the banks of the Insur and Pantam rivers sit on foot with fatigue running. They are both out of breath. Understand that the older age must be the stamina also decreases. So is stamina in this hilarious best friend duo.
"So there's news that you need a cave until Sur.. hoshhh...." Pantam said with a stinged breath - nasal.
"What news is Tam? hoshhhh... hossshhh" asked Insur whose breath was also stinged.
"There's a locker to be a delivery guy.. hosshh..". hoshhh..." Pantam.
"Truss? hoshh..." Ask Insur who began to focus on the words of Pantam.
"It only works a day, once between them, but the salary is good enough gedhe. hoshhh..."
"What's his salary? hosh..."
"40 million. hoshhh..."
Hearing such a large salary that Insur instantly fell silent. Insur then stood up excitedly.
"This is the work that the cave is waiting for - wait for Tam. haaah, finally the day that the cave will work begins. True work is in accordance with the lazy soul of the cave. Once paid work gedhe, keep lazy - lazy again. Zehaadahahahha...." Insur laughed wickedly with his loudness.
"Yahaha...." Pantam also laughed evilly.
"Kosirahahah...."
"Yahaha...."
"Darkl...."
"Yahaha...."
The two laughed evilly together like evil characters in a movie while illuminated by the afternoon light on the river bank. What a like-minded best friend duo in terms of pettiness, ruahahaha....
"Tomple the interview at 5 am Sur." Pantam said further explanation.
Insur suddenly glared at Pantam.
"What's the bottom of the pot lid?! The cave schedule woke up that morning at 10 a.m! Remember 10 am Tam!!! Why the interview at 5am?!!" Gerrilla Insur.
"Don't know the cave. It says Sur, interview at 5 am." explained Pantam.
"Gawat..great... means the cave must buy Tam's alarm clock so that the cave can wake up at that hour" said Insur while walking left and right like a confused person.
"Yes buy it at Hana's mbak shop, there's a lot of it." Pantam said to give input to Insur.
"Ohhh yes Tam! Well, I don't think about it. Yes, I went to Hana's shop first Tam!" Insur.
Insur rushed to the store mbak Hana, known as the most voluptuous and sexy widow in KangAgung village. Ms. Hana is one of several KangAgung village women who have been named as the unifying women of KangAgung village. Ruahaha....
But now Insur did not think to go that way, because at this time all the thoughts of Insur are only one thing for tomorrow, which is "paketttt!!!!!!". That afternoon everything was beautiful.... The long-drawn legs of Insur will finally be snapped back.... Even if it is limped, a possible glimmer of hope for others is only a small thing, but for Insur it is Oase in the middle of the Sahara desert.
