I And the Lion of Nemea

Chapter 1 Chapter 15: Same - same Report

Dipaidi immediately slid towards the police station after hearing the information he got from the conversation at the coffee shop Pak Cik. He called his motorbike Francisco on the highway of the Great Bridge. The cold weather hit his face and skin, but it was also mixed with the warm air of the Pantam holy water that smelled pessimistic.

"Campret Pantam!" Gerutu Dipaidi in the street when recalling this.

On arrival at the police station he immediately parked his motorcycle in the front yard. He headed straight for the room where Commander Ladusong was waiting for the report. He opened the door of the room and immediately saluted and said a special cipher that only Dipaidi and Commander Ladusong knew.

"Ulu uu ulu puja magic clams!"

Commander Ladusong immediately saluted and said the same sentence "Ulu ulu ulu puja magic mussel!"

Both of them sat in their seats.

"Commander's report, I'd like to inform you of my reconnaissance at Mr. Cik's house tonight!"

"Yes please soldier Dipaidi. But first I want to know, what is this scent that is typical of your uniform?"

"Anu.. anu.. this...this is the commander...." Dipaidi replied, wanting to explain this.

Without waiting for a reply from Dipaidi, the commander Ladusong slowly came forward and kissed Dipaidi's uniform closer.

"Hemmm I think this smell is very familiar..."

Still curious, the Ladusong commander licked the tip of Dipaidi's uniform.

"Yes yes, tastefully also I think I know this aroma, but the cave is not so sure...."

"Anu commander, sorry it is the aroma of Pantam urine that I accidentally flushed...."

Bruaaakkkkk!!!!

He kicked Dipaidi until he fell from his seat.

"Why didn't you tell me from earlier shucks!!!! It's a lick cave too!!!! You close the pot!!!" said commander Ladusong yelling - an uncalled scream like a trance.

While Dipaidi just fell silent to endure the pain of being kicked by his superiors. Both of them sat back in their own places.

"Well, let's forget what happened just now, Dipaidi's soldier. What information did you get?"

"Report commander, it turns out Mr. Cik has been hiding Mbezi in his coffee shop."

Hearing Mbezi's words Iuduk Commander Ladusong stood up instantly. Still remembered the incident four years ago he almost died exposed to the style of Mbezi's mainstay is great punch. The horror is still felt today.

"Her partner he's really been alive all along. He hides right around us neatly."

"What steps will we take next commander?"

"Of course we will......." The voice of the Ladusing commander half whispered to Paidi. They both laughed together in the room. "Luahahhaa....."

"That's why....."

The sound of laughter echoing the cold of the night and the pessing aroma of Dipaidi uniforms.

The next morning Insur awoke to the sound of his distinctive alarm clock....

"Unemployment basis...."

Insur woke up, turned off his alarm clock and took a shower as usual. Today he will be the Referee of the volleyball match between TK Hamsyong against TK Prikitiuw. The match will start at around 9am, and it's still at 6am. Then there is still time to have a relaxing coffee and smoke that morning.

Insur sat on the terrace with a cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes Mr. Cik gave him last night. He started smoking and smoke began to gush from his mouth and both nostrils. Bambang who was sweeping at that time immediately approached Insur and asked for a cigarette. They both smoke together.

"Truly a beautiful morning Sur."

"Yes a beautiful morning. Ahhh today it feels like a very excited cave Bambang."

"Emang why Sur? You're excited or you're not unemployed."

Insur ignored Bambang's ridicule and continued his explanation, "Today the cave will be the referee of the big game of the century, Zehahaha...."

"What's the big game?"

"Volley match between TK Hamsyong against TK Prikitiuw!" Clearly Insur while smiling arrogantly at Bambang. Bambang was shocked to not believe.

"What is luuu Sur?!!! Crazy one!!! It was the most sinister match that would happen in our village Sur!!! Just imagine, the pro volleyball players of the children, and the fierce coaches, he said, also the mothers - young mothers who will be present encouraging their children in the match.... This is great news Sur!!! Crazy!!!!" Bambang cried as if - will not believe what he heard from Insur.

"Thank you calm down, you will see the match later on the field Oliv later at 9 amigo...." Insur said explaining still in his arrogant tone.

Bambang immediately said that the work of sweeping the morning yard can be completed immediately so that he had time to see the happiest match. Insur only smiled arrogantly, eh no, this time he was already smiling song! One level above the arrogant smile!!!

When the clock began to show at half-nine in the morning Insur was preparing - ready to leave for Oliv field, the only field in the village. When Insur finished tidying up the clothes he was wearing, his stomach began to grow hearty.

Arrghhhhh shucks why the cave feels heartburn at this most important time!!!!

Buru - Buru Insur ran towards the public toilet. He closed the toilet door impatiently, and squatted down. Strain the Insur with all his might.... But it was a pity that the dirt seemed to put up a fight against Insur. This was one of the most intense battles Insur faced in his life. He began to sweat, his strength began to run out. Insur tried to stay calm and catch his breath again. After feeling his body was ready to return, Insur immediately took a deep breath. His clenched hand punched the wall of the toilet. He focused his strength on the "it" hole, and with one mighty jolt the Insur pushed back until the end......

Bruuuuuuuuut bruoooooot!!!

The dirt stopped giving resistance and gradually came out everything. Insur was relieved. Ohhh God, it turns out that the pleasure of defecating is one of the greatest blessings in life!!!

Finished with his defecation Insur was preparing to leave. He saw the alarm clock and it was already twenty minutes late!!! Insur rush - rush. He ran while wearing a tie inscribed with tut wuri handayani to make it look intellectual and elegant. Arriving at the field Oliv turned out everyone had gathered.

They looked at Insur sharply as they muttered, "Unemployment is not on time, it could be - usually these people lead this great competition".

Faynem who was present also felt very angry at Insur moreover he was the one who recommended Insur to be the referee. The mothers began to advise their children, "Let's see the Insur. If you are gedhe, do not be a person who does not use Insur yaa... Amit - amit...." The Kindergarten children also saw Insur full of scorn. Insur immediately approached the committee.

"Report, sorry that the cave was late because the stomach of the heartburn cave could not be compromised."

"The one who is heartburn trus the troublesome cave? Helloooo..... Please don't trouble us - us!!!"

And Insur got a hard slap from the committee. That is the fate of everyone who reports. Wellhhh fate time yes. Ruahahahaha........