I And the Lion of Nemea

I And the Lion of Nemea
Chapter 1 Chapter 1: The Beginning



Insur threw himself back in his room. Then with a lazy he woke up at 12 noon because yesterday stayed up for the ding dong machine beemain until dawn.


"Arrrggghhh shucks, bottom of the lid!" His complaints while holding his own head like a trance if you remember his defeat last night.


But behind his complaints it was actually Insur already had no more emotions in his soul. There was no feeling left in his two eyes, a hopeless blank look, and eyebrows that were far apart because of the too relaxed life he had lived so far.


The insur lifted his body and boiled one bushel of water. Yes, only coffee and cigarettes can make him feel a little passion for life.


"What kind of bastard am I. Wellhh coffee is like a soldier who is calming civilians. hemmm...." Say it to himself.


Then he gave her a cigarette that lived 2 sticks in the pack.


Not finished he inhaled one suction arrived - arrived the door of his boarding house was pounded hard. Insur shocked half-dead, do not - do not the grandmother Faynem want to charge the boarding money. You little bug snaps! At the moment Insur has no money. The danger before the eyes of Insur is like a third world war that can happen at any time. The blow on the door gets harder, and the harder the heart beats. Still remembered in his head the 6-month arrears he hadn't paid for. Kampreeet!!


Insur thought hard where he should hide.in that narrow room there was almost no room to hide! It is like putting a fish in an aquarium with clear water and then having the fish hide from every look of the person who sees it!! There is no way that a shucks are impossible!!


Door's broken, Bruaaaaakkk!


Because of the shock and panic Insur was hiding behind a glove that he usually wore as a blanket with a riding position. As much as possible it feels like to immerse his face to the bottom of the earth. The sound of footsteps began to enter Insur's room.


"Why are you sur?" Ask the person who just came in.


That voice..... Yes, that voice is a voice.....


"Kampret why don't you tell me that klo is you pantam!!!" Shouted Insur while punching the cheek of the Pantam until he fell down.


"Lu crazy sur? temen yourself you hit?"


"Lu who is crazy, why should gedor - gedor everything, greet first the good trus knock on the door polite!"


"The hand of Sur's great cave, so the cave of his intentions knocked only the hand of the gini cave became banged!"


These two friends also share with each other. Insur who until now has not had a job and slum working but not too enough. The two of them were arguing hotly. They're fire - fire.


"You wanna try your cave hand?" Challenge Pantam.


"Hohoohooo, so you also have the guts of a Javan rhinoceros, kirain belly gedhe lu it's just for display! Zehahahahah." Cibir Insur's.


"Here you dare!"


"Let's who's afraid!!"


"Ayoo here you!!"


"Eloo is here!!!"


"Ayooo, okee, cave not afraid, here luuu!!!"


"Gua is not afraid, rasain ntar bogem cave, here luuu!!!"


The two of them screamed at each other without coming closer.


Word wars are more violent than physical battles. Not once did they fight physically, until 30 minutes later......


"Sur, the cave is thirsty..." Pantam.


"Well, there's coffee." Insur offered.


"Pas two sticks, one and a half for the cave and a half for you."


"Kok Luu is Sur?"


"What?!!! It's up to the cave, got - got the cave!!"


"Ehhhh you're nyolot yee Sur!!!"


Eventually the two wrestled. They don't fight, they just lock each other up. Accidentally, the shirt worn by the pantam was torn on the chest. Duel heating up!! Pantam also locks Insur in the legs, Insur has difficulty escaping until the scabbard sags....


And the duel of the two friends remained heated until the boarding door was broken a second time that day.


Faynem the cruel 60-year-old boarding mother entered. He was silent, his mouth open in shock. Insur and Pantam were also shocked and looked at the shocked Faynem. Soundless voice. In the eyes of Faynem saw Insur and Pantam who hugged (due to wrestling) with the condition of Pantam shirt torn in the chest, Insur sarong sagging, and both ngosan sweaty.


"Basic beast!!!!" Shouted Faynem who misunderstood.


"It's not what you think kampreeeeettt is!!" Speech Insur chimed.


"Ohhhh so with all this evidence you are still saying yes, you faggot!" Faynem Shouted.


"Whataa?! You peyot granny, we were wrestling, not the quaci bean!!!!"


"Ohhhh people are unemployed sometimes do need a sensation"


"The sensation of your nutmeg granny shucks!!!"


"Already admit it" said Pantam arrived - suddenly interrupting the conversation.


"Awish what?!!! as if - would it be just a despicable cave here?!!" Answer Insur defending yourself.


"Yes, the unemployed are despicable people. And the unemployed who did not pay the rent for 6 months was a despicable beast!!!" Faynem. Silent.....


An hour later, they were already sitting three.3 cups of coffee were circulated. Insur lit one cigarette, and gave the rest of the cigarette one on the pantam. They both smoke cigarettes at the same time.


"Sometimes life without work is difficult, but once you have found a suitable job then I hope it will blend with your body, mind, and soul" Faynem said trying to advise Insur.


"It's hard, it's so hard, grandma. It's easy to say but hard to do." Answer the Insur.


"Be patient, I'm sure you can." Grandma Faynem.


Insur sighed. He looked up at the sky on his rooftop. Everything that happened had killed his emotions even just angry at fate could not. He used to work with enough income. He also lived a simple and simple life. Until it happened and changed his life. At his peak he stripped everything off. Her relationships, her job, her career, and her emotions and feelings also disappeared. Heart's empty.


After ten minutes of silence Insur got up and said in his lazy style and said, "Yes fine from tomorrow I'll start looking for a job."


"Good!" Tukas Faynem briefly drank his coffee quickly and immediately quit.


"The old granny was so considerate of you Sur. You should be grateful" Pantam said before he left because he wanted to work again today until later tonight overtime.


Insur lives alone in his room at this time. The room was so shabby, just the two eyes of Insur in looking at the world. Everything about her is a disgrace. He never dared to fight in his life. Never does. But this time somehow he wanted to fight for a job, a job that fit his soul.


"All right! Now I will fight!! I'm ready to win, I'm ready to lose!! Welcome to the world!! I will soon find a job and subdue the Nemean lion from inside me!!!" Shouted Insur with the sound of war drums in his soul.


He's smoldering!!! but the talk did not come to his actions. He didn't shower that afternoon, didn't do the laundry, and just spent the day sleeping. What - what the hell is this main character!!!!!!! Wake up, woooi work!!!!!