I And the Lion of Nemea

Chapter 1 Chapter 3: Between Love (Lust) and Treasure

Insur finally arrives at Hana's mbak shop just as the store is about to close. Ms. Hana who is famous for the most semok widow in the village named her shop by the name of Maju Mundur store.

Once upon a time when Mbak Hana was asked about the name of his shop he replied "Yaaa because if you go forward it is not good, but if you go back and forth more cool."

Of course Hana's answer made the Insur mind go wild uncontrollably. Biasalah bujang weathered unemployment is sometimes endowed with excessive dirty imagination.

Sorry, my correction is not a dirty imagination, but a trashy imagination!!!! Ruahahaha.....

Back in the afternoon when Insur was going to buy a alarm clock at Hana's mbak shop. And it turns out that Hana was about to close her shop. Of course it made Insur panic and immediately increased his running speed.

Just when Mbak Hana wanted to close his shop when Insur lunged holding the door of the store so as not to close. Accidentally his hand touched Hana's hand, their hand touched. Silent mood. Insur looked at Mbak Hana. And Ma'am Hana also looked at Insur. Both looked.

It's uncontrollable, the sense in Hana is unstoppable, she's fed up!

Akaaakkkkk!!

Insur slapped him until he fell.

"Whether you Sur hold - hold my hand and look at all the perverted pack!" Said Mbak Hana with a high tone.

Insur gelapan explained to mbak Hana, he said, "Mom. I needed a alarm clock and I saw that Hana was going to close the shop. That's why......"

Insur explained that Hana had turned away and walked back into the store in an indifferent manner. Insur was still lying on the road.

Ma'am Hana turned and said, "you're still there! He said he'd buy a wrench clock! Cepatan I want to hunt home!"

Without ba bi bu again Insur immediately rose and followed Mbak Hana entered the store.

The two of them entered through the front door of the small shop and headed for the back room. Just beside the back room on the wall behind the door there is a room 2 x 2 meters. Hana's mother goes into her, Insur's still dumb.

"Waduh want to be invited to say the same mbak Hana?" insur inner with accompanied saliva.

"Whether you're still there, come in! so need a alarm clock or not?!" Bentak mbak Hana.

"I. ii.iiiya mbak Hana." replied Insur while wiping his saliva before entering the room.

Then Hana can be seen pressing a number on the wall in the room. Suddenly the room shook and made a sound like a small earthquake.

Greeekkkk...greeekkk...!!

Insur was terrified, this room was like an elevator!!

Ma'am Hana opened the door and the atmosphere outside the door was not like when he entered earlier but had changed. The current atmosphere of the room that is visible is the swimming pool that buuuueeeesaaar once.

"Oh sorry for the wrong push Sur, this is the private pool room of the cave." Mbak Hana explained casually.

Insur was glaring and still confused to hear the explanation of Mbak Hana.

"This what? so this 2 x 2m room is an elevator?!! is this really an elevator??!!!" Ask Insur in surprise.

"Yes." Yeah." Answer Hana casually.

"And you have a pool under your shop?!!" Ask Insur again.

"Yes, why Sur." Mbak Hana.

Insur and mbak Hana fell silent back in the room 2 x 2 m which again vibrated after mbak Hana squeeze some numbers.

Greekk.... greeekkk.... greeekk....!!

Vibration stops. Hana's mother opened the door again and the atmosphere in this second room was darker.

"Mbak Hana gua bought her alarm clock whose cring sound is loud yes, because I rarely get up in the morning." Pinta Insur's.

"But I chose it first" said Mbak Hana while sorting out some items in the dark room. There's a Gatling gun, a handgun, a howitzer, a long-barreled rifle, an automatic rifle, a smoke bomb, a ballistic missile, uh wait... The cave has a alarm clock why here are there firearms all camps!!!!!

"Oh sorry it's an armory. We're wrong room again Sur." said Mbak Hana casually and waltzed back in the room 2 x 2 m.

Insur is still sweating coldly. Shit!!!! What kind of shop seller has all sorts of firearms in his warehouse!!!!

Then back mbak Hana and Insur was in the room 2 x 2 m.

Greeekkkk.... grekkk.....!!

The tremors stopped and they reached the other basement.

"Tooolooonggg...!!" "Tolooong!!!"

In that room a lot of people were chained to their necks, legs, stomachs, hands. They were placed in a holding cell like slaves. Their blood is dripping. Insurants of fear and cold sweat, this is a room let alone a shucks!!!!

"Ehhhh mbak Hana, I should look for a clock in another store aja ya, hehehe." Said Insur who broke out in cold sweat and laughed insipidly.

"can't. My shop motto is to give customers comfort." Mbak Hana.

You kuaci beans!!!! Comfortable how wooooi nutmeg you got meteors???!!!

"Ahhhhhhhhhh.... Looks like we got the room wrong again Sur, this is my private room. I call this a space of love and compassion. So embarrassed." Hana said with a reddened face in shame.

Insur's eyes grew increasingly glaring. Private room? A space of love and compassion? What is love and compassion??!!! You enslaved them shucks!!!

They re-entered the 2 x 2 m room. This time it was a long time ago.

Greeekkk..... Gubrakkk!!!

Finally the vibration stopped. Ma'am Hana opened the door and it turned out they were back where they started. Ma'am Hana went to the front of the store, approached one of the sills, and pulled out a 2-hour plug.

"This one costs 100 thousand because the sound of the cring 'ready boss... ready boss.', this one trus 500 thousand votes 'crew cave boss...' which one did you choose Sur?" Ask Mbak Hana.

Insur was silent for a moment and asked, "Klo clock wikernya here trus why was it entered underground all the hell mbak Hana?"

Ma'am Hana was silent for a moment while staring at Insur meaningfully. Then, drawing his face closer to Insur, he said softly, "Yes, if you want to buy the seller, it means you have to know everything about him."

Insur breathed a heavy sigh. He then bought a cheap alarm clock at a price of 50 thousand. That's why he owes 40 grand to Hana.

On the way home Insur whistled satisfied to get the alarm clock, let alone he could owe first. Understandably unemployment must indeed be smart - smart save and kelito if the problem is money. Ruahaha....

Arriving at the boarding house Insur is still also ringing with the sweet level mbak Hana when smiling. But his daydream was awakened when his alarm clock was accidentally nudged and rang loudly.....

"Unemployment basis...."