
"Oh my God, Erra. Really mommy and daddy you fuck don't know the place!" Shouted Tian pretentiously hysterically, pushing the baby carriage closer to Erfan's desk.
Erfan swept over Hira's still-wet lips gently using his thumb. "Later again, dear. The intruder is coming!" He satirized the friend, then approached the baby carriage and raised his daughter.
"Uncle Tian is naughty no, dear. If the bad guy gets kicked." Erfan deliberately kicked the tiny leg into Tian's cheek.
"If daddy same mommy likes nyuekin Erra night-night phone Uncle, Honey. Uncle will pick me up." Tian smiled obliquely, peeking at Erra's cheek.
"What are you talking about, look at my daughter can only babble and smile. You don't have to fiddle with this holy brain. Enough cooking oil prices skyrocketed that pollute the brains of mothers." Hira took her daughter from her husband's arms, then took her to the room to be given ASI.
Tian and Erfan looked at each other, dumbstruck by Hira's behavior.
"What's wrong with cooking oil, why so pollute the brain. Does cooking oil contain dexlite, causing pollution?" Erfan asked innocently at Tian.
"Come," Tian sniffed his shoulders cluelessly. His hand asked Google so curious.
Suddenly his mouth clucked, "wooowww. If we can buy shares of palm oil companies. We can be the richest businessmen in Indonesia."
Tian's business brain went straight to work, "the price of cooking oil is expensive and the stock is scarce. While in the country of upin-ipin the price of cooking oil does not reach ten thousand rupiah. What is the largest palm oil producing country in the world," he said excitedly.
Erfan let out a long breath, why the more trouble-choking cooking oil. He immediately took Tian's phone and scratched his head.
"So if cooking oil is expensive, fish stay on the burn. If BBM is expensive, walk away. That will be savings, the money can be saved for the Hajj. What a comforting solution for the people." Erfan clucked back Tian's phone, his head so dizzy from being contaminated with cooking oil.
"True, from now on we just sell cars and walk." Said Tian while laughing quietly leaving Erfan's room.
Erfan shook his head, went into the room to check on his wife, "Sweety wants to have lunch here what's outside?"
"Here Bee, Erra sleeps again." Hira said confirming his daughter's sleeping position. "Can you please take the ASI pump, Mas. Lazy way." He said while grinning, Erfan picked up Hira's equipment.
"Here I help you, dear." Erfan pulled the electric ASI pump out of place.
"No, this is sincere not the mode dear. You lean back, find a comfortable position." He said while pairing the mouthpiece of the ASI pump. "Bikin really anxious, if full of it."
"Done," he said, then went out of the room to pick up the food he had ordered.
"Take Sweety's meal, I'm a bribe." Erfan pulled out a chair and sat down in front of Hira.
"I can do it myself, Bee." Rejected Hira, both of his hands are still functioning normally.
"Your hands work tonight, Sweety. So don't move much, you'll be exhausted." Erfan glanced ignorantly, while thrusting a spoonful of rice and side dishes.
"If I work tonight, you'll be overtime watching Erra alone, Bee."
"No problem, Sweety."
Hira snorted, "it's more than just a mode, Bee."
"Yes, that's why her name is Sweety. Where there is a reward nyari as good as that. If other worship may be heavy, but this worship is the most pleasant, dear."
"I can do what if you say that, Bee." Answer Hira pouting.
"Hey, don't pout. If you're tired, I don't mean it. Eat a lot of darling, let the ASI overflow." Erfan tidied Hira's hair.
"You don't mean Bee, but you're sneaky!"
Laughter came out of Erfan's mouth, his wife was very sweet if she continued to frown like this.
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Erra said, don't forget to stop by the twists and turns of Uncle Tian's life in AKSARA CINTA π