The Obsession of the Enthusiast

RP 16

POV Edition: Kevin Cakra, The God Of Charming People

Good Day, Aunts, The Om...

I'm Kevin, the lead in the second season of Aunt Author's novel, Obsession of the Enthusiast.

Today it was rented, uh, asked to fill out a special edition Tuesday because Aunt Author again loved to be brought by-by homecoming from Java a lot, he said.

The name busui turned out to eat the crag-ngalahin kuli ya... I'm surprised, you know.

The busui spirit is out there.

If you need help, my phone number asks Aunty Author yaaa, if only reflexology anyway I can. Hwehehehe. (Gee!)

So, Continuing the tradition that has been done since the first episode, here I will give you a little tips and tricks.

But unfortunately, for the fathers.

Well maybe Aunty can share her tips to each other yaa, do not force the neighbors.

This is the result of research from several tik tok and instagram accounts, and again, Do Not Be Serious. Everyone also knows Aunt Author can sometimes suddenly gendheng. We don't know if he wrote this episode any more sane. If the children start GTM usually the cable in his brain is short.

Yes GTM, usually given Pizza, so given asem vegetable yes GTM. I am a strong stamina lift two aunts, eat only Indomie cornet.

Well, here are Tips and Tricks for Men to be liked by many women. (Gee!)

Tip: For women, that looks like a number. And it turns out that money is not the main thing either. Nowadays, many women are independent. Can find your own money, can lift the gallon yourself, can betulin leaky tile itself, give birth to stitches are still wet already nganterin the firstborn use the motor to school. Yeah, that's as good as them.

But if her husband came home from work, suddenly they so meme-menye, close the aqua bottle aja ask for diputerin equally hard. The reason, just stabbed.

From the above case alone it looks right, what is the important thing for women to like? Yak, Attention.

Please men, imitate that Om Jhonny Depp. If the bini nyampe to the restaurant, just want to sit down pull the chair, open the bottle cap, and,

question: Want to eat what baby, choose the most expensive one.

Don't: Eat gih, you look terrible! Bs-bs yeah!

Or if the wife starts to often see glass, fiddling with her head, plis is sensitive, buy skin skinker in indoapril cake, help nyapu-ngepel, kek. That must be because there's a nongol acne.

Remember, acne exists usually due to high stress levels so that hormones change. Especially if you want to have a period. Help IRT work already makes deflated, half.

(i've also been popping pimples lately, Om. Maybe because I'm tired of thinking my boyfriend CBR RR250 will sell to DP Tesla because it does not want Nirmala wind-wind riding the motor. He'll catch a cold, I'll be the hard one. It must have been reduced. Uh.. skip!)

But what about the single guys out there, who just happened to get LOST reading the Aunty Author novel?

Well, I'm here for you. We are lo-gue, bro. Toss used to be dong Bro!

Tips to be liked by many women for singles.

If you look sad, have no money, a mediocre economic family, a body as thin as a midi-lidian.

Work honestly and painfully.

Women like men who never give up, one of the proof is to work, plus if you are honest, trustworthy, high-level manners, it will be a plus for them.

I mean halal work, bro, do not work to be a specialist in breaking ATM machines or world temperature differences, or my kayak work. Special gigolo for those who look above normal and stacking diamonds.

Appreciate others.

Don't be rude and like to underestimate. Please set your bacot. Women do not like to be demeaned. Well, who likes to be denigrated when the mocking is not necessarily better.

Words like : Lo Don't get me wrong, not that Non, lo bego anyway, you know not if... Don't say if you don't flake.

But if you've done all the numbers 1 and 2 the girl still says: You're too good for me, give me my number. Let him fakboi train with razor-mouthed.

Make money to go to the gym.

You think the real male milk contestant is that handsome? Mature sapodilla skin snub nose standard height, will not look if your arms are muscular and lo sixpack stomach.

Looks handsome like I only have 1 in a thousand. So do not destroy sok-sok’an want plastic surgery or white injection to be like me. It became even strange, that there are girls even run away because they feel the aura of a psychopath.

Muscle does not have to go to an expensive gym. Lo jogging every day, and basic exercises such as squat jump or push-ups have made a good body as long as it is done regularly and every day. While mopping and cleaning can also loh, peep tutorial on yutub try.

But do not need while mengepel lo lift-lift Aunt Director with the reason of changing the barbell yes, that is already the fall mode.

Unless his Aunt Director is willing to be appointed. If that's up to you yak. Haha.

No one likes lo kumel. No new clothes, papa. The important thing is to be clean and clean. No need to imitate me who uses a gunny sack has been bid for a brand ambassador of rice brands. I want to close the pot. Many of them do not even need to use anything.

Use a perfume that does not smell.

Why am I at number 4? Because this is a lot of talk. I want to get pregnant Aunt Author first trimester. In front of his house, he renov home. Kulinya fit afternoon duty-free and ready to go home, and Auntie Author immediately vomited massive. Rue...

The front porters are wearing cheap perfume at the stall, and sprayed excessively throughout the body.

Yak, the distance is almost 5 meters and Aunt Author can sniff it! Until now he said he was still traumatized kalo getting into Alfa and getting to the perfume section, writhing the men's perfume bottles lined up, he immediately nauseated and dizzy. He said: meningan nyium smell of orange stella in the suction car wc ato nyium camphor in the toilet of the gas station.

Don't copy me, I used Tom Ford's Black Orchid perfume, and it was Marisa's perfume. The original perfume was for unisex, all genders, and the price was millions. But in fact, girls like the smell, I ask for it, continue to use it. There are donors, haha.

Most girls today, avoid guys who smell sporty. Kind of like citrus, aqua that smells strong, already outdated. They prefer the smell of mature men who memorable woody, wood, cloves, cinnamon, musk, which if kissed tuh luxurious and memorable smell lot of money even though a lot of dime doang. Try to Pacific Place, well, the smell of the luxury mall kayak that.

There is a perfume that smells so in the minimarket, the price is below 50 thousand anyway.

And do not spray it all over the body. No need to follow the ‘kakap’ ad that sroooottt one body like my mother sprayed baygon in the room. No.

You can make nausea pregnant women one complex, vomiting all.

If I personally use deodorant, that's enough. Do not need perfumes that are important ketek not asem.

The language is a lot Aunty Author, like true trauma.

Never mind. next gaes.

Eating in front of an elegant girl.

I like to protest if Agus eats chicken sampe to his bones. The sound is very disturbing. Krak krek krok is like a belom has been eating chicken for years. Especially if his lips are oily and smeared with sauce. Plis deh Gus, you're not Tanboy Kun.

But not like Dian who ate Big Mac with a fork knife, too late! Don't let him eat a banana also use a plate.

Try to eat cool. Like if you eat masi padang yes it should use hands but not belepotan. Sambel do not need much of the dryness continues to make ilfil. If you eat meatballs, use a spoon, do not let the sauce diglegek directly from the bowl.

If you eat cilok yes use a skewer, do not bite directly from the plastic, unless you are alone. Because I like it so. Hehe.. asik eat cilok ato somay from the plastic bite directly. No tara delights.

Humor is the best.

Sok-sok’an mysterious, cool, quiet, even the effect is not interesting.too humorous even the effect never takes seriously. Serba wrong? Right. The point is not to overdo it.

Women like humorous guys that's a fact. Because their brains can basically multitask, so the stress behavior is much higher than men. Therefore, laughing can make their hearts more cool and comfortable.

How to be a humorous guy?

Comedians usually come from talent. It's funny from there. But who says that jutek can't be humorous? The way to look at an object to be funny is: don't be groggy.

Think of crush lo as ordinary. Don't think about your deg-degan taste. Even the grass that is swaying in the asphalt inserts can be funny if you just relax. (Where can the grass wobble if it is paved with asphalt? It must be halu).

Also, do not make Body Shamming as a joke, or something that smells of sara and politics. That's not funny, man!

Throw away the negative things in yourself.

Among them: enjoy your life. If you change your view from This world is sucks, to : God is Great yaaa, by itself you will continue to goodmood throughout the day, many grateful to be breathless and able to wake up early, by itself, given the opportunity to repent, do not like to envy others. And Aura lo can make other people smile.

That was it, said Aunty Author. If the comments are many later I continue to give tips and tricks ala-ala. Can Aunt Rider tell you, want to get tips on what else from me. No need to discuss the style of ***** yes, kasian later NT editor should be nagged by readers if Aunt Author nambek and nulis malls because it is dropped from the ranking.

Daag Aunty and Om Rider.

Love U