The Obsession of the Enthusiast
RG 49
Dumbly,
I think this mind is empty,
On the street have you ever met Pocong?
Well, this one tastes better, though,
Sort of chased kalong continues to be teased.
Luckily the wallet is not empty yet.
aimless bounce of 1-edition
Aunt Author, 2022
Kevin, the handsome guy who is the idol of all of us, is now pacing around in confusion in his room.
He had been avoiding dating girls his age because he was worried about his life would be mostly drama.
It turns out that dating aunty twice her age, still not far from telenovelas.
Not yet to the soap opera stage doom anyway, but as soon as it will go to a high level, namely soap opera in-law toxic.
That loh, the model zoom in zoom out, inner talk but whack and naughty duration.
The ads can be 15 minutes on their own, per 5 minutes of impressions.
Never seen it?!
Congrats, congratulations,
Your life is happy.
For several hours he pondered about his Aunt Gemoy attitude, but he never found the answer.
And who will be asked for advice other than Nirmala herself? Definitely not his two best friends, they themselves are laymen against women.
Come to think of it, he finally called...
"It's your fault, abege, '" murmured Chandra from across the phone.
"Where am I?"
"You're clear that Farida didn't say anything to Nirmala's mother?"
"Farida was the son of Kasep,"
"Yes Mbak Nirmala you know if Farida's bin Kasep?!"
"Eh? Do you know him?! I've never known belom?"
"Where do I knowuuuu!"
"Ho, I don't know yet. But times so doang can be angry anyway mas? Because I didn't tell you who Farida was?"
"Hoeeekk!!"
"Kok Mas Chandra that way, my voice horrified nausea..."
"It wasn't me, it was Stela's voice again cravings for vomiting in the WC because the meatballs just passed by,"
"Bakso in what way does the Stela crave the same?"
"Bakso.kan use garlic seasoning, he said it smells until my living room. Keep him vomiting,"
"Emang meatballs what the hell is Stela up to that?!"
"To be honest, I didn't even realize there was a meatball passing by. Yes pregnant people are so, high level sensitive. Previously it was before pregnant Stela including meatball lovers. Now he can't smell garlic, drugs, perfume, drink water and throw up,"
"Don't, he can also sniff if Mas Chandra is gouging money in a tuck ******?"
"Not until then, but I am tuyul... What is clear is that he will know if there is a girl deketin me. I had to put an announcement on the doorstep of the room: No Girls Allowed. Yesterday he was raging when he smelled the smell of a girl's perfume. After I remembered, that day the only woman near me was Mbak Wana,"
"Ekstrim Mas's. It could be a herder tracker. Mischief tracker, hahaha!"
"I closed yes,"
"Don't sulk, Mas. I'm just kidding,"
"You're joking and squeaky,"
"In the office Stela is not so Mas. His work bothers me only, maksa asked to be made this-that, like to panic too, maksa,
"Panik if in front of you doang,"
"Are you?!"
"He's craving your diomelin again,"
"..."
"Diem's cigarette?"
"Sunny..."
"You'll bribe Ma'am Nirmala meatballs, later also baekan,"
"Mas, said Stela to her office rarely. He's like Danar Sanjaya fetish diomelin Miss Dias. Horrified,"
(Promo terooooooss's)
"Where can, just a day not yelled at you, at home even vomiting, life just so not calm, work even to the mind of the house, what if the neighbors cook jengkol? Love is suffering, right?"
"Udah first Mas, thanks for the solution. I'm really horrified by Stela. If the child looks like me, don't think about it. Hye!"
Tut
Tut
Tut
Connection interrupted.
An hour later, though,
“Iaaang open the door dooong,”
Silent,
“I bring Bakso Pak Muh your favorite niiih,”
Still Silent.
“Et bye, you sulk it don't make me frustrated dooong,” grumbled Kevin.
Still Silent.
“Iaaaang?” Kevin knocked on the door of Nirmala's unit.
Silent again.
"You give me a boost, it's not funny. If the reason you are again PMS seems not yes, you are still menstruating in the next 14 days,"
(Geez! Just counting Kevin,)
Waiting 5 seconds, then,
10 Seconds, though,
Pegels...
And Kevin sighed, giving up.
“Ya already,” grumbled Kevin while turning around.
“Hanging the meatball on the door,” Nirmala's voice sounded from inside.
Kevin sneers. “Mom-mom if the meatballs business directly melt,” and hook plastic meatballs on the door.
Then before closing the door to the thread, Kevin said, “Oh yes, instead of me-GR-an thought you were jealous, but that was bininya Kasep, her name is Farida. Take another CPNS exam and now schedule Farida's content so I'm asked for help,”
And the man closed the door, hoping Nirmala would hear his explanation.
Yes, that's the distance of their corridor.
Gemes is yak...
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Meanwhile, somewhere else, in a cafe hangout Zoomer (or the scientific language is Gen Z), where the word Wikipedia is a people who are technology minded with the range of birth years between 1995-2005, which is certainly currently in the phase of quarter life crisis alias in the process of determining the direction and purpose of life, ' he said ,
There's a sexy young girl dressed in an uptodate style ala OOTD in an ig named Zahra. At the age of 24 years, marketing staff at Amethys Tech, and including one of thousands of people who are hated as Jo so flirtatious level already considered not to see a place. (once discussed in the chapter.yak, again authoritative between forget and indeed a little mager to check into the past chapter).
More precisely, talking about Kevin is their daily routine, even during weekends like this.
But, uh,
Before reading this scene, Myself as an Author who feels responsible for the comfort of the readers of Dear Riders, feel the need to give a warning aka Warning.
That is...
The following languages are the complicated styles of Jaksel (South Jakarta) children. If you are dizzy, skip it well gaes. Good-natured!
"Bestie, we need a deepalk, Kevin's dating aunty!"
"Well!! That's what I want to talk about! That's why I've been gathering all of you!"
"Laaah with us!"
"Gossip has spread, instead he said they are now spillhome!"
"Oh Nooooo!!! Not My Slay Kiiiii!"
"Hey, Your King is My King!"
"King all of us, only he chose one, the other should not be envious if he became a concubine yaaa,"
"Well, if he chooses us, if he goes to the auntie?!"
"That's just a rumor, how do you know cuy?! There's an ontentiknya data?"
"Ceile, seriously this is proof! Photo on screen hape Kevin it's Auntie!"
"This is not Bu Dierja from PT. Jade Construction huh?" Zahra frowned while staring at the photo of the stalking results.
"Lo know bestie?!"
"Yes, we often work on projects. Surely the marketing brainstroming each other and meet to talk about the concept of selling,"
"Overwhelmed isn't that lo ngedengerin' this?!"
"Literally, surprised,"
"Kevin leaning auntie, shit! I thought he was gay and didn't like girls so I did!" Ridwan.
"Lo mah from the beautiful lo ngefans!You Queer,"
“Kalo in the office Kevin tuh jutek flueet, he kayak have personal space yag strong! I used to think Socially awward or introvert, but now I know why,”
"Waith! Waita! Just waaaaaiit..." Zahra raised both her hands to silence her fellow jaksels. "Did you notice, we're too far-sighted. Think positive gains, do you know that Miss Dierja is her bud or her bulik?! I don't want to say 'tante' because the literature is negative,"
"But what?"
"Son's mother, adek of nyokap lo,"
"What language is it?"
"Anyway, guys! We don't know their relationship yet, so we have to find the thruth,"
"Ask him through,"
"Maluuu, sir,"
"Huh! Yes if you want the facts directly,"
"We'll look at it more carefully from now on, okay?!"
“But if each dah dapet info, promise well not gatekeeping,”
"OK it,"
“But we will be on the cap invasion of privacy no heck?”
“You don't overthinking dong! IMO this is not an invasion, but it's a fact for the common good,”
“Valid,”
"Si kevin tuh goodlooking really yes, kiyut anyway. Lo this moto from his back huh? From behind I looked so handsome,"
“She is hidden gem among the useless guys, her writhing makes amadiketu. No offense yes, this is factual,”
Obviously,”
“Lo did not like to stalk Mr John yak?”
“Iyaaa, but she's Gaslightning and Guilt tripping so I insecure myself,”
“That was his job as HRD,”
“She is also a trust issue, whereas I like healthy relationships,”
“Kalo same Kevin is not so very walopun equally jutek ya. Have you ever seen Kevin smile?”
“Aaaawww pernaaah, ih gems myself niiih! He even once talked fitting again chat with children IT,”
“His angelic smile makes you fly,”
“Amadiketu, valid,”
Just sec, man,
Aunty Author is mumet.
This edition was forced to stop because I suddenly lost the language of Jaksel's children.
Continue tomorrow rider, bully me as I please.
Muah-muah-muah!
FYI (For Your Information)
Here is the meaning of the dictionary if you are lazy to open the internet search for the meaning. Skip aja if the brain is almost dented because of the laundry aja belom is done, the eggplant balado is almost empty, want to sok-sok’an learn the language of children jaksel.
Cappus gangs !
Deep talk: conversations involving deeper topics
Spill home: means sharing a house or living together
Slay King: he means the King of all victories, all challenges can be faced.
Stalking: means stalking
Bestie: a very good friend
Brainstroming: finding ideas for content or a project
Overwhelmed: means overflowing, maybe it means twitching or excessive shock.
Literally, surprised: the most basic meaning, shocked. can be translated as 'yes yes, obviously shocked'
Queer: people who call themselves interested in many genders.
Personal space: a condition in which a person is restricting himself or herself from relating to others.
Socially awward or introvert: people who do not like to connect with others.
Did you notice: do you realize
Invasion of privacy: interfering in the affairs of others
IMO: In My opinion, or 'in my opinion' slang'
Valid : Valid
Goodlooking: eternal handsome
Hidden gem: hidden gem
Amadiketu: from the word 'i am addicted to' or KBBInya language I am addicted to...
No Offense: means not to offend others.
Gaslightning: not the term yak gas procedure, this is a condition in which a person manipulates the situation to get a higher position. Usually, it's hard for people to apologize
Guilt tripping: the purpose of people to make others feel guilty or responsible
Insecure: feelings of anxiety, doubt, or lack of confidence
Trust issue: used for people who tend to find it difficult to trust others
Healthy relationships: healthy relationships
