The Love of the Duda

TCSD 38: Jahil

Ckiiittt ... Dugs.. Dugs...

"Aaaaddduuuhh.... Jesus, what are you doing? Why is there a hole in the road you didn't avoid at all?"

Krisna squealed in pain as her head slammed slightly against the dashboard after the car driven by God crossed the hollowed-out road.

"Hhaaaa haahaaha sorry, sorry. I didn't see if there was a hole just now" the God's chimpanzee was slightly blown away.

Krisna rolled both her eyes while throbbing. "A hole that big and deep is not visible in your vision? Hey Lord, what's covering your eyes?"

God sniffed his shoulders. "Of course, what's in my vision feels like there's only that girl." The god sighed a little. "Because it's also not a pleasure to feel the sensation of a hole in the road?"

Putfk!!!!

This time it was Krishna who cut off the head of the God. "Eh you think a hole in the road is as good as a hole that can walk? If a hole can walk, how many times I'm stuck in there I won't, maybe I'll go again."

The forehead of the God is cringing. "A hole that can walk? What hole is that? I just heard."

Krishna clucked softly. "Ckkccckkk you are plain or plain?"

"I don't really know. Don't you know I'm innocent?"

Krishna's lips were cut. "What?? Mr Rangga Danabrata Dewandaru plain? Plain what?" Krishna took a slightly rough breath. "The hole that can walk is the nostril, ear hole, and other holes."

"Based on your perverted brain, Kris!"

"Eh Wa, you talk like that don't you point to yourself? Your brain is just as perverted as mine, isn't it?"

The god only smiled knots while focusing on his steering wheel. While Krisna, it looks so enjoy the atmosphere of the afternoon in an area filled with teak trees like this.

"Since you knew Mara, what have you done with that girl? Did you enjoy the body?"

Platyk...

The two men were busy snapping at each other, alternating with each other.

"So your mouth, Chris! Where have I ever done such things? Is it me you, playboy cap lizard?"

"Haha haaha... Yes, I forgot. Where can you enjoy Mara's body, your bird can not stand," shebik Krisna slightly insulted the boss.

The eyes of the God were wide. This time he did not accept if the bird was considered unable to stand. "Who said my stern can't stand? I'm cured."

"What's? Healing yet?"

This time it was Krishna who was shocked to death. Half a year God underwent bird therapy to no avail, and now he is cured? Chris was a little incredulous.

The gods nodded steadily. "Yes, I'm cured."

"How can Wa? Try, tell me."

God stopped his car when the traffic light turned red. "Let's know, I don't know exactly what it's like. However, when my chest accidentally touched Mara's chest, my 'snake' suddenly reacted. He's standing!"

Krishna flabbergasted. "That simple? Just with your chest touching Mara's chest?"

The god nodded slowly while stepping on the gas pedal to go back. "Yes, it's that simple."

"Then have you tried it?"

The god frowned. "Try for what?"

"Try to get your snake into the nest."

"I almost did that, but ..."

The god paused his words. Instantly a shadow of a woman who had ever come to him flashed through his mind.

"However what is Wa? Tell me, I'm really curious."

A few days apart from this fateful soulmate (the fate is equally sad in terms of romance) turned out to have a lot of news that he did not know.

"But Mara's mother came to me, and gave me a warning not to do so."

"Mara's Mother? Where is he now? Why have I never seen him?"

"Mother Mara has been dead for a long time. And he came to see me several times and asked me to look after the girl."

Krishna was getting flabbergasted. "Oh my God, Mara's mother came to you? That means....."

Krishna hung his words. For this problem, he felt that indirectly God should be the protector for Mara.

"Yes, I plan to take my relationship with Mara to an even more serious stage, Kris."

Krishna's two eyebrows intertwined. "You want to propose to her? Marry her? Or what?"

The speed of the God car stopped in front of the resort. "I want to express first what I feel to Mara. And maybe after that I'll propose to her."

Huh... why don't you just marry Wa? If you marry directly, my new home will be able to be occupied immediately.

"Why don't you just get married Wa? That way, you can immediately try to regain the function of your bird, right?"

The god breathed a rough breath. Didn't expect that in the brain of his personal assistant there was only about birds and birds. God to wonder why there are species like Krishna? His brain is always perverted.

"Whatis that? Please explain it to me!"

"Mara is still very young, surely she has dreams to achieve. I will help him to realize his dreams first. Besides, it has only been a few days since my relationship with Dita ended. I don't want Mara to assume that I'm just making her an impingement."

Krishna nodded his head, trying to examine every word of God. "But you have to remember that you are getting older! Do you want others to assume that Mara married an unsold om-om?"

Gods grieving. "Aren't you aware that my face still looks like that of a twenty-eight-year-old? I can be old, but my face still looks young!" said Dewa while fixing the collar of the shirt he was wearing and reflected in the rearview car.

"Narcissistic based!"

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"Let's eat there Ra! Said the people around here at the restaurant selling seafood dishes that are so delicious!"

Arriving at the resort, Dewa cleans up and then invites Mara to eat at one of the restaurants that are so famous for delicious seafood preparations. In addition to being spoiled with processed foods that can shake the tongue, the visitors of the restaurant will also be treated to the sunset view which is certainly very stunning.

Mara's face immediately sparkled, because from then on she had indeed starved. "Come Sir. I'm also very hungry."

"So only Mara was invited? I wasn't invited?" krisna said with a flirting grin.

Mara and the God throw each other a glance. And both smile knots.

"You can come with me. But later you will sit in a place separate from me and Mara, too" God's timpal gave a warning.

Krishna flabbergasted. He thumped the chest of the God. "You really have the heart! Have you forgotten what happened between us? You are cruel Mas! You're mean!"

Like a wife who cheated on her husband, Krishna was sulking with what the gods said. The man put on a sad look as if he were a woman who was hurt.

"Indeed, what did these gentlemen do?" now it was Mara's turn to be curious.

"Are you Ra? Your master used to tease me!" krisna said so convincingly.

"What's? Tease?" Mara linked her gaze towards the Gods. "Same-sex God?"

The eyes of the God were wide. Hurriedly he punched the stomach of this assistant hard. "Don't you Kris!" The Lord looked towards Mara. "Don't believe what this half-crazy man Ra says!"

"Curtain, half-crazy guy? But you're always comfortable around me, aren't you?" chirped Krisna.

The god breathed deeply and slowly exhaled. Gegas, he took Mara's hand to invite her to the restaurant.

The location of the restaurant is close to the fishing village, making them have to be careful when passing, because in the afternoon like this in the fishing village was crowded with people who were busy preparing nets and boats to go to sea.

"Ra, when in Jogja, if we walk in front of a crowd of people, are required to bend the body huh?" Krisna asked inquisitively.

Mara nodded. "That's right Sir. It's as one form of our respect."

"Then, what do we say when we bend our bodies Ra?" timpal Dewa who is also a little interested in the discussion of Krishna and also Mara.

A smile rises on Mara's lips. "I'll tell you yes Sir. I will walk first. And these gentlemen are walking behind me. Well at that time, Gentlemen could say 'ndherek langkung segawon'."

"Ndherek langkung segawon?" krisna learned to speak the words taught by Mara.

Mara nodded. "Yes Sir. We try, okay? Consider it a test of Javanese practice."

God and Krishna nodded at the same time. Sure enough, Mara walked first. Behind him, the two men try to practice what Mara teaches.

"Ndherek langkung segawon..."

"Ndherek langkung segawon..."

With a sweet smile on his lips, and a high sense of confidence, the two men bowed their bodies as they passed through the crowd of fishermen. They feel they are good at speaking Javanese.

The fishermen who heard the words of Lord and Krishna immediately turned their faces red. They seem to hold back anger.

"Koe speaking opo? The segawon? Basic ora take care of! Uh gentlemen, wong lanang loro iki njaluk in clurit kok!"

"Let's go sir, come on beleh wae lanang loro iki! Opo arep tuncalke segoro?"

God and Krishna were both shocked. Sensing the surrounding atmosphere was already uncomfortable, the two men took the start to run.

"Kris, Kris, let's run ! It seems like the Fathers are emotional!"

"But what we say is in accordance with what Mara taught, right? But why do they look emotional?"

"Let's run Kris!"

In the end God and Krishna ran down the ridge. And the group of fishermen were seen chasing both gegara segawon.

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So remember one of my school friends who came from Medan. He only stayed a few days in Jogja and was taught by one of my other friends if walking in front of a crowd please say 'ndherek langkung segawon'.. Sure enough, it was practiced by my friend who came from the field in front of the teachers. And in the end he became a byword in the teacher's office..😂😂

Segawon means dog... 😅😅 Is indeed ignorant of the people who teach it, including Mara.. Haaha...