The Lazybones Get Dimensional Group Chat ?
Chapter 58's
It had been 1 week since Dazai within the Dungeon was seen that he was currently sitting on the corpses of the Snow Elves while eating the croquet that he had made before entering the Dungeon.
Of course, not only that Dazai eats, there are many types of food that Dazai cooks and stores in his inventory.
He just found out that his inventory does not have the concept of time there, so he did some experiments on the inventory in his Chat Group.
"Hm.. Qwe. awpa kwau mwenwemukwan sweshuatu diswana ?" asked Dazai whose mouth was full of hot croquettes.
'Master. I found a map inside one of the tents here' reply Q who started carrying the map in his Slimenya form.
Dazai who saw this began to finish his croquettes while ignoring the smell of blood around him, he immediately began to come down from the pile of corpses and began to walk towards Q.
"Gulp, take a look" said Dazai who began to clean his hands and began to take the map.
Directly Dazai and Q began to look at the contents of the map, it is seen that they are currently in the small headquarters in the south.
While the main headquarters of the Elves was in the northeast of the current position of Dazai.
"Hmm.. It seems that during this 1 week we only destroyed 2 of their headquarters, is not it Q ?" ask Dazai who waits for Q's opinion on him.
'True Master, and it seems like there is no other headquarters on this map' Q retorted seriously.
"It's true, but it looks like we're gonna take a long time to get there, how about kit-"
But before Dazai finished his words suddenly an arrow shot towards him, of course Dazai who saw this began to fend him off with a hand wrapped by his Hakinya.
PRAAANNGGG !!
After fending off the attack he began to look towards the shot with a serious face.
It was seen that the person shooting at him was a long white-haired Elf with a small crossbow in his right hand.
"Oya. oya. what does a human being do at this headquarters" said the Elf in his arrogant tone.
Of course Dazai who saw the Elf could speak was certainly surprised, because he had never seen a race like it could speak.
"Hmm. I guess who turns out to be just a kroco, let's get out of here Q.." take Dazai who started leaving the Elf alone there.
The elf who heard his ridicule began to get annoyed especially when he saw Dazai ignoring him, immediately the Elf began to shoot his arrows.
On the other hand, Dazai just walked while tilting his head to avoid the arrow.
Seeing his arrows miss directly he started shooting at Dazai again quickly while moving, of course Dazai who heard the sound of arrows and the movement of Elves began to avoid it with minimal movement.
Directly the Elf made a very fast movement by jumping over every branch of the tree around Dazai.
Of course, the movement of the Elf is currently quite confusing to his enemy, because every movement there is a silhouette of himself that is moving on each side.
While Dazai who saw this just put on a lazy face filled with boredom, immediately the Elf started shooting at Dazai without stopping his movement.
It was seen that every arrow began to shoot towards Dazai in every different direction at high speed.
Seeing this Dazai simply put both his hands in his coat pocket and immediately dodged all the arrows easily while closing his eyes.
Of course this made the Elf grow irritated and began to increase his speed and also the number of arrows, if it was a normal human maybe he would die horribly there.
But unfortunately the Elf is fighting Dazai, Dazai's true purpose is to avoid the arrow to train his Kenbunshoku Haki.
'Shit !! what the fuck is with this human !? how could he avoid all my arrows so easily' The inner Elf was full of annoyance.
'I have no other choice but to use that' The inner Elf who was still shooting at Dazai started to cast his magic.
"ICE SHARD !?" shouted that Elf who began to cast her ice magic on Dazai.
Of course Dazai who heard this started to point his hand at the magic cast by the Elf.
"Stupid !? if you touch her then you're a-"
Not finished the Elf finished his words until the ice magic began to disappear when touched by Dazai, of course this made the Elf surprised instead of playing.
"Hmm.. What's up ? were you surprised to see your weak magic disappear ? it was disappointing." replied Dazai who was smiling sarcastically.
"YOU'RE A DEAD MAN !?" shouted the Elf who started to stand behind Dazai then gathered a magic energy in both of his palms.
It is seen that a large blue magic circle measuring 4 meters in front of him with various runes there.
"PRIDEFUL OF MEN !? BECAUSE YOU WERE THE FIRST TO RECEIVE ALL OF MY GREAT MAGIC !?" the Elf shouted proudly boasting his strength at Dazai.
On the other hand Dazai who saw this only put a strange face on the Elf.
"RECEIVE THIS !? ICE BEAMM !?" the Elf shouted with killing intent.
Seen a blue light that gives off a blue aura began to shoot towards Dazai with a size of 10× fold of his body size.
BOOOOMM !!
Just when the blue light was heading towards Dazai suddenly there was an explosion that was so powerful it destroyed everything in front of him.
Even the Elf did not care about the pile of corpses of her friends and only cared about her victory.
"Hahahaha !? feel it-"
JLEEBB !!
Just before he finished his words, a sickle stabbed him.
"Gaaahh... uhukk.. uhukk..you..how can you.." muttered the Elf who was currently feeling her stomach pain.
"Can you avoid the attack ? of course by looking for it, are you stupid that I'm going to take the attack ?" reply Dazai sarcastically while shaking his head.
"Ka"
Not finished with the words of the Elf, Dazai suddenly began to split the Elf vertically until he fell to the front with his body split.
After his enemy died, Dazai began to look towards the sky with a grinning smile.
***
On the other hand, the main headquarters of the Snow Elves was seen a white-haired Elf girl sitting on her throne seat while watching Dazai fight with her subordinates.
A smile was engraved on his face when he saw Dazai's grinning smile.
"Ahh~ how handsome and cool princeku~ is" muttered the Elf with a face full of red hue when he saw Dazai.
After being satisfied watching their fight straight away the girl began to restore her attitude to be more authoritative than before.
"Roy.. Blits.catch that guy and bring him here"
It is seen that in front of him currently there are 2 Elves carrying 2 different weapons, one carrying a double sword on his back and the other carrying a rapier sword on his waist.
"Okay, your majesty" the two Elves replied that began to disappear from the sight of the girl who was none other than their queen.
Of course the girl who saw her generals had gone straight away the girl started to go to her room with some servants.
After the girl reached her room, the Elf girl began to satisfy herself in the room while thinking about Dazai's smiling face grinning towards her.
***
3 Days had passed after he defeated the Elf, it was seen that he was jumping every branch he went through to go to the next destination, the main headquarters of the Snow Elves.
But suddenly Dazai stopped and began shivering for no definite reason what happened to him at this time.
"Hii. I hope it's not what I think it is" muttered Dazai who suddenly shivered.
After he finished with his affairs straight away, Dazai began to continue his journey with a strange feeling, but he kept his guard up .
"Nee.. Q, is it true that you can make Ritsu have a body like a human in general ?" dazai asked who started jumping over every branch of his tree.
'Yes Master, but I need permission from Ritsu to join me.' replied Q who is currently turning himself into a scarf that Dazai is currently wearing.
"join ? I thought you were gonna make it ?" dazai said with confusion.
'What does Master mean through my clone ?' ask Q.
"Well, that's right.."
"Actually it is very impossible Master.because every clone I make requires a connection from my main body even though successfully Ritsu will only be a puppet without being able to move because it is not perfect, because it is not perfect, so I suggest you combine the two of us"
"Ha. this is really troublesome" muttered Dazai who was still continuing his journey.
'Me.. Even though it's troublesome Master. ta. but it can make me evolve to another level Ma.. Master' replied Q frantically when he saw Dazai disappointed.
"it's just called profit" said Dazai with sparkling eyes.
Of course Q who saw this began to sigh over Dazai's sometimes changing behavior, but suddenly Q felt the presence of 2 Elves who were hiding 200 meters in front of them.
'Masters..'
"Ahh. I know that"
Immediately Dazai began to pull Q and turned him into a spear and started throwing it at the Elf hiding at this time.
While the 2 Elves who were hiding at this time began to avoid throwing their spear Dazai until the 10 trees behind them were destroyed.
"He. what an unfriendly welcome" said the Elf who brought Rapier named Blits with his arrogant smile, while the one who carried a double sword was Roy.
"What a primitive man" replied Roy who also mocked Dazai at this time.
Dazai who heard this only looked towards the two of them blankly and did not care about their presence.
On the other hand Q just shot towards Dazai who is currently in his form of Slime and began to float beside Dazai.
"HAHAHAHAHA !!"
"HAHAHAHAHA !!"
Of course the two Elves who saw his familiar Dazai began to laugh at him, of course Dazai and Q who heard this began to look at each other.
Q who heard this only shook his head, whereas Dazai only shrugged both of his shoulders.
"Hahaha.. hey man is he your familiar ?" the Blits asked with a mocking smile, while Roy who heard this still laughed at him.
On the other hand Dazai who heard this only nodded his head, because he did not want to talk to these two strange Elves.
"You know that your familiar is a lower level familiar, the worst familiar of the worst, hahahaha." laughed Blits and Roy with satisfaction.
Dazai, hearing this, turned his head and asked Q about the truth.
'Is that true ?' inner Dazai on Q.
'Yes and no Masters, maybe the Slime Race is the worst for those who don't know how to care for them' Q replied.
'But I think all Slime Races can evolve into more dangerous Races than a Demon Race if in other worlds'
'Hmm.so so' Dazai's inner self while rubbing his chin.
"What is human ? are you sorry you have such a familiar ? that useless familiar ?" asked Blits arrogantly.
Of course, Dazai who heard this began to get more upset until his Houshoku Haki unconsciously began to come out and spread to a distance of 100 meters, 200 meters, 400 meters and still continue to spread.
While Blits and Roy who felt this could only withstand the pressure until Roy who could not resist this began to faint with a frothy mouth.
"ROY !?" shouted Blits who saw his partner fainting.
'This human being is more dangerous than the Queen herself, I have to leave here !?' inner Blits were frightened when he saw Dazai's blank look.
But before he left suddenly his body was lifted up with his neck choked by something that made him unable to breathe.
"Gaaahhh.." cried Blits who was in pain on his neck while trying to touch his neck.
'Te.. Telekinesis !?' inner Blits then immediately saw Dazai who was currently raising his hand with blue energy in his left hand.
"Q. eat those two Elves" Dazai said in seriousness as he looked at the fainted Roy at this moment.
'okay.. Master.' reply Q who started drifting towards Roy and started to turn into a faceless monster with pointy teeth began to eat Roy brutally.
On the other hand Blits who saw Roy his friend was eaten in a cruel way began to shiver in fear, every bite Q did to Roy then the blood and body contents began to splash or thrown in the other direction.
Of course Dazai who saw this was just watching Q alone regardless of Blits who was currently trying to escape from Dazai's skill.
After finishing straight away, Q began to look at the Blits with his mouth full of blood, of course Blits who saw this began to fear.
"Ti.. No. ja. don't come here"
"I.. Please.don't.."
Of course Q who heard this only ignored his words and began to walk towards the Blits right in front of him to eat the elves as he did to his friend.
ROAAARR !!
"ARGGGH !?"
