The Lazybones Get Dimensional Group Chat ?
Chapter 45's
"Ha.why did my vacation become like this" muttered Dazai who saw Nagisa's group into the alley and saw the six of them surrounded at this time.
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Currently Dazai is in his apartment playing his sofa phone while drinking his coffee.
"Ha. who would have thought that I got this title" muttered Dazai who saw the status of his.
[Name : Tanaka/Dazai
Age: 16 years old
Race : High Human, ???
Title: Protagonist, Administrator, No 1 Assassin, King Marksman, Lazybones, Suicide Maniac, Mr. Lucky, Perfect Teacher
Attribute :
Strength : B+
Intiligent: EX
Agility : B+
Endurance : C+
Stamina : D+
Charm : A+
Luck: EX
Active Skill: Ningen Shikkaku (EX), Telepotation, Telekinesis, Gaster Blaster, Bone Manipulation, Gun Mastery, Houshaku Haki (A), Konbunshoku Haki (B), Bushosoku Haki (C)
Passive Skill: Sloth (A)
Point :20,000 ]
"Just in a few days I got 3 titles, I don't know what will happen after 6 years pass" muttered Dazai who saw his status.
But suddenly he saw a new skill without him realizing it immediately he checked the skill.
[Sloth (A): Every time the Host sleeps or does not do any activity it increases stamina, intelligence and also where the Host belongs, even with this skill the Host can recover quickly ]
Of course Dazai who saw this began to grin instead of play, with this skill he did not need to trouble their members to do healing on him later.
But when he was checking his status, he suddenly got telepathy from Q.
'Master 'Master.. Koro-Sensei starts at your current home' said Q who was outside.
Of course Q is currently disguised as a bird according to Dazai's orders when someone infiltrates his house
'Ho. it seems he was curious about what I am doing right now' Dazai's inner being smiled at this moment.
'Ehmm.. Master, I don't think that's the point here.' replied Q nervously.
'Hmm ? what mak-'
TING~ TONG~
Of course Dazai who heard the sound of his apartment bell began to be surprised instead of playing, why Koro-Sensei came to his house this night.
"Wait a minute !!" reply to the surprised Dazai at this moment.
He immediately started keeping his phone on the table and then walked towards the door and started to open it, just as he opened it it was visible that Koro-Sensei was currently standing in front of him.
"Yes ? ahhh.. Koro-Sensei, what's wrong with bringing you here ?" dazai asked who saw Koro-Sensei in front of him.
"Dazai-Sensei I'm here just to give you this" replied Koro-Sensei while giving a thick book.
Of course Dazai who saw this immediately took it until he had a little trouble lifting it, seeing this he just asked Koro-Sensei.
"Oii.. Koro-Sensei what is this ? is it a dictionary ?" ask Dazai who saw this book.
"That's a travel guidebook !! in it there are illustration hints and a list of 100 by the best then there is a basic basis of self-protection on the way !!" obviously Koro-Sensei with his passion and enthusiasm.
"Even I stayed up late to make this and as the bonus was a Kinkakuji paper model" Koro-Sensei continued, showing the paper model to Dazai.
"COOL !! CAN I KEEP IT !!"
Dazai who was enthusiastic when he saw the paper model directly right in both eyes, even his eyes sparkled when he saw this paper model.
"Of course !! then I go first. See you tomorrow Dazai-Sensei !!"
Immediately Koro-Sensei began to give the paper and then immediately left from there at his speed.
Of course, when he left, the wind was created because of his movements so that Dazai slightly closed his eyes when Koro-Sensei was gone from his place.
After Koro-Sensei leaves, Dazai enters his apartment and starts keeping the book on his desk.
"Hahaha.I didn't think that Koro-Sensei really intended to make this guidebook" Dazai laughed as he placed the paper model in his toy collection with a happy face.
"Then." muttered Dazai who began to return to his seat and began to read the manual quickly.
'Masters..'
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"Hoaamm..who would have thought that it would take me 3 hours to memorize it, it seems that I started to blunt.." murmured Dazai while yawning as he walked behind him Irina.
'You were exaggerating back then Master.' said Q disguised himself as a necklace at this time.
"Good day, boys"
It is seen that Irina is walking like a model towards the students of class E who are in the economic lane with a slightly sexy shirt on them.
"*****-Sensei.. Why are you dressed like a hollywood artist ?" asked Maehara who was looking at Irina and Dazai at the moment, as well as the others.
"Then..why does Dazai-Sensei look so sleepy ?" tanya Okano who saw Dazai could not bear to sleep at this time.
"As the murderous woman is natural, a great woman should pay attention to her appearance on the way" Irina retorted proudly.
In fact, he also began to take off his glasses to look cool by ignoring his question Okano.
While Dazai himself was sleeping in a sleeping state while standing up because he could not hold back his sleepiness anymore, the disciples who saw Dazai sleeping while standing could only laugh awkwardly at his behavior.
"You were too flashy to change clothes quickly, it was not appropriate to be worn by a companion teacher" said Karasuma who began to come right behind Irina and Dazai.
"Don't be stiff like that Karasuma, I teach kids to be dew-"
"LEAVE ! CHANGE !"
***
"Hikss. hiks.."
It is seen that currently in the economy train that Irina is sitting crying on the right side of Dazai who is currently sleeping soundly.
"Actually who will be our companion teacher anyway ?" kataoka asked in a soft voice looking at Irina's behavior.
"Since he can only kill for money, he will definitely not understand the feelings of others" replied Isogai who also saw his behavior.
"Mahh.. more importantly why didn't Dazai-Sensei bring a suitcase ?" asked Yada who saw Dazai sleeping at this moment soundly.
"True.. I didn't even see the suitcase*****-Sensei and Karasuma-Sensei here" replied Isogai who tried to find their bag.
"Ahh..if he said that the suitcase belonging to the teachers will be sent to the inn through his way, so we do not have to bother carrying such bags" Karasuma replied while playing the tablet.
"DANHHHHH !! CHEATING !!"
***
Of course those who saw this there was a bit of disappointment there, but it was necessary because Koro-Sensei was following them.
On the other hand, it is seen that Karasuma is currently lifting Dazai right on his shoulder, even Irina who saw this can only help laugh because Karasuma looks to be kidnapping Dazai at this time.
"Oii.. Dazai I know I'm awake !! quickly get down !!" said Karasuma who is currently upset when lifting Dazai right on his shoulders.
"Who would have thought that I would get special attention from Karasuma-Sensei" replied Dazai who started to descend from his shoulders while stretching his achy body at this time.
"Ah.. Dazai-Sensei you're awake" said Okano, who saw Dazai coming down from Karasuma's shoulder, as well as the others.
"Yo. morning everyone" said Dazai who raised his hand on them.
"It's already the afternoon of Dazai-Sensei" Isogai muttered while smiling awkwardly at him when he heard this.
"SORE !!" shouted Dazai who was surprised while looking at the sky was already orange.
Of course, during the trip, Dazai only slept until the Kyoto inn without seeing the view inside the train.
Even the disciples who saw how soundly Dazai slept could not help but be noisy on the train as they could warn Karasuma and Irina not to be noisy when Dazai slept.
Those who heard this were certainly curious and began to ask the two of them, hearing this directly Irina replied that Dazai was very sensitive especially about the gaze.
Of course, those who heard this only obeyed them even though they were a little curious when they saw Irina sweat coldly when discussing this.
"Mahh, the important thing is that I woke up and also thank you for the ride, Karasuma-Sensei" said Dazai who patted Karasuma on the back several times.
"Ahh..take this as a payment for bringing our bags" Karasuma replied firmly.
Although he was a little upset when he heard he was a transport for him.
"Okay.then it's time to find a woman to be suicidal with me hyahaha" said Dazai in a playful tone while leaving them and starting to enter the inn.
"!!!"
Of course those who heard this were surprised instead of playing, who would have thought that Dazai would go to look for women in Kyoto.
"Oii !! you must keep the good name of the school !! not just ruin it !!" yelled Karasuma who immediately pulled Dazai's arm until he stopped.
"Ehh !? though there are many beautiful women here, even if I choose my students, they will definitely me"
But before Dazai finished his words suddenly his phone began to vibrate, of course Dazai who felt this immediately took his phone and began to see it.
"Cih.. intruder" muttered Dazai who was grieving when he saw the contents.
"A.. What's the matter Dazai-Kun ?" asked Irina who saw the change in Dazai's attitude, as well as the others.
"It's okay to just be asked to see an old friend, then I go first" replied Dazai who began to leave them while waving his hands at them.
"Other one, don't forget to bring my bag, Irina-Nee, if Koro-Sensei forgets something, maybe my bag has something he wants there" continued Dazai who began to jump on the roof and immediately went away by jumping every roof.
"Baa.. Alright" replied Irina who saw Dazai leave in a conspicuous manner.
Of course those who saw Dazai's movements began to be amazed at him, on the other hand Dazai himself was currently away at moderate speed.
After staying away from them, Dazai started to reopen his phone and see what group chat was out this time.
[EMERGENCY QUEST LAUNCHED !
MISSION: SAVE THE INVINCIBLE WARRIOR
TASK CONTENT: SAVE YUKIKO KANZAKI SO THAT HIS SECRET IS NOT REVEALED
PRIZE: 20,000 POINTS
TIME LIMIT: 1 DAY ]
"Ha.. I was not even given a break when traveling" muttered Dazai who saw the mission in his chat group.
'Q, looks like we got an extra job in our vacation' Inner Dazai while looking at the sky at the moment.
'okay.. Master, even though I wanted to date you' replied Q but in a small voice so as not to be heard by Dazai.
'Hmm ? did you say anything ?' the inner Dazai who can't hear it.
'AHHHHHHHHHHH.. IT'S FINE IF THAT MASTER IS JUST YOUR IMAGINATION !!' reply Q in panic.
"...."
***
And this is where Dazai is currently he is now being stared at while watching the drama between high school children and young children or more precisely his students, namely his group Nagisa and also students from other schools.
"What is Onii-San ? kok looks not want a vacation" said Karma with his leisure.
"The man had to look after and drive home wa-" but before the high school boy finished his words, Karma began to slam him.
"Look at Nagisa-Kun, if there are no witnesses, fighting is not a problem" said Karma to Nagisa who is currently seeing him.
But suddenly one of them began to take out a knife to attack Karma, of course Karma who saw began to take the cloth next to him to cover his view and began to beat him.
"You want to stab ? just stand up hard" said Karma who saw one of them fall.
But suddenly Kanzaki and Kaede were arrested to be taken hostage, of course this makes the focus of Karma diverted.
Of course Boss or one of the people who led the high school thugs began to beat Karma to the ground, of course, those who saw began to beat him.
Even Sugino who wanted to help them was also beaten to hit Nagisa, on the other hand Dazai who saw Kanzaki and Kaede wanted to be taken away immediately and started beating the two people with a quick movement.
"ARGGGH !!"
"ARGGGH !!"
It appears that the two of them began to fall due to Dazai's attack.
"Dazai-Sensei !!" yelled Kanzaki and Kaede who saw Dazai coming and standing in front of them.
"Cihh.. Someone came again, HURRY HAJAR HIM AND BRING THE TWO GIRLS" shouted the thug leader to his friend.
Hearing this instantly they started attacking Dazai at the same time.
"You two will not be there for long" Dazai said in a serious tone as he took a walk towards them.
Of course Dazai this time only used peaceful means for now, just directly he used Houshoku Haki on the high school thug.
While the thugs who were almost approaching began to fall with foam in their mouth, of course this made Kanzaki, Kaede, Sugino, Nagisa, Karma who saw this surprised not play.
Even the person who was the leader of the high school thugs was shocked when they saw their friend faint before approaching Dazai.
"Oii. oii. what is only this ability of high school children, pathetic" said Dazai while provoking their leader with his blank look.
"DON'T PLAY WITH ME FUCKING !!" the leader shouted while taking out a knife to attack Dazai.
Of course Dazai who saw this only sighed lightly while catching his hand and started kicking the leader's stomach hard.
"ARGGGH !" the leader's groaned when Dazai kicked him, just as Dazai began to strangle him and immediately slammed him on the ground until he coughed up blood.
"What's wrong.. boy.. Are you scared right now ?" dazai asked with his demonic smile while looking into the leader's eyes.
Of course, he who saw his smile Dazai began to be frightened with his body shaking until he fainted while wetting his bed in fear.
"Ara~ I didn't expect that you would pass out that fast" murmured Dazai who let go of his strangulation.
"Are you all okay ?" dazai asked with a smile towards the five of them.
"Dazai-Sensei !!"
