The Lazybones Get Dimensional Group Chat ?

The Lazybones Get Dimensional Group Chat ?
Chapter 55's



Tonight, it was seen that Dazai was in his house, he was watching TV and he happened to be watching the news tonight.


"Here the first scene, the current series of attacks on mobile phone stores in Kunugigaoka has occurred. The police suspect that this has something to do with te-"


TUTT..


Directly Dazai turned off his TV broadcast after seeing this news, Q who saw this directly he just said something to Dazai.


'Master as promised, Shiro-San had already sent out 1 billion Yen when his plan failed' replied Q who started floating next to him Dazai.


"Ahh.. I had expected that Shiro-San's plan would fail. Even if it was from the anime anyway.." muttered Dazai who was smiling at the moment.


"So.. have you cleaned the housefly Q ?" dazai asked with a dark smile.


'Hmm. It's all Master. I didn't think that Shiro-San would keep a few cameras and a small recording device when me and Master left the house' reply Q who remembered yesterday's events with annoyance.


Yesterday or rather the night yesterday, there arrived a man wearing all-white clothes with a white head covering came to his house.


Of course that person was none other than Shiro, his goal was to come here because he had heard that Dazai had managed to cut off the tentacles of Koro-Sensei.


He aims to come here to ask Dazai to work with him to defeat Koro-Sensei, in exchange for giving him strength.


In fact, he did not hesitate to inform Dazai of the Koro-Sensei assassination plot today.


Of course Dazai who heard this accepted it while betting on Shiro, if the plan failed he would give 1 billion Yen to him, and vice versa.


Hearing this, Shiro agreed with his offer, but who would have thought that he would fail in his plan.


"Don't think about it, how about you go now Q ? I'm sure that Shiro-San is currently waiting there" said Dazai who still maintained his dark smile.


'Of course Master.where might I waste this opportunity to get stronger' replied Q happily even he made horns on his Slimenya body.


Of course Dazai will use Q to fulfill his promise Shiro will give him strength, in fact this is Q's request to Dazai.


At first Dazai had rejected this plan but who would have thought that Q would not be able to feel pain, hearing this of course Dazai patted his forehead because he forgot one of his skills Q.


And in the end he agrees to Q's request to augment his powers through the experiments Shiro has done on him.


Of course, all of this included Dazai's plans, as he used the Parasitic connection to Shiro-San's plans to his advantage as well as that of his partner.


What fool would throw away this opportunity.


"Then go, don't forget to take some information about them, Q" said Dazai who still maintains his dark smile.


'Well, then I leave first, Master' replied Q who began to transform himself into Dazai and immediately waved his hand at Dazai.


Dazai who saw this started waving his hands at the Q who was leaving at this moment, after the door closed just as he sighed while looking at the sky of his apartment.


"Who would have thought that here I could increase his strength Q, even if he was strong enough for me" Dazai muttered with a happy smile.


"Ahh..really I haven't seen my status in a long time" muttered Dazai who immediately took his phone which is currently on the table.


Directly Dazai began to open his chat group and began to open his status.


[Name : Tanaka/Dazai


Age: 16 years old


Race : High Human, ???


Title: Protagonist, Administrator, No 1 Assassin, King Marksman, Lazybones, Suicide Maniac, Mr. Lucky, Perfect Teacher


Attribute :


Strength : B+


Intiligent: EX


Agility : B++


Endurance : C++


Stamina: C++


Charm : A++


Luck: EX


Active Skill: Ningen Shikkaku (EX), Telepotation, Telekinesis, Gaster Blaster, Bone Manipulation, Gun Mastery, Houshaku Haki (A), Konbunshoku Haki (B), Bushosoku Haki (C)


Passive Skill: Sloth (A)


Points : 80,000]


"Ohh, it seems like something is increasing, but.. Charm mine's up is this okay ?" muttered Dazai who saw his Charm status go up.


KRIYINGGG ~~ !!


Of course Dazai who was looking at his status began to be called by someone he did not know, seeing this just as Dazai raised it.


"Hello ?" dazai asked while drinking his canned coffee while on the phone at the moment.


"Ah.. Dazai-Sensei, this is Koro-Sensei your co-worker" replied Koro-Sensei who was behind his phone.


Of course Dazai who heard Koro-Sensei's voice on his phone started to be surprised to cough, especially Koro-Sensei knowing his phone number.


"Pff !! uhukk... uhukk. a. ahh.. What's calling me tonight like Koro-Sensei ? and where did you get my phone number ?"


"Nyuhuhuhu. I actually want to tell you something, starting tomorrow when you teach there will be 2 new students there" replied Koro-Sensei.


"You haven't answered my question and also the new student ? I was never told about it ?" dazai asked puzzledly, there was even a question mark on his head at the moment.


"Ahh.. yahh.. it was. actually. I and the others forgot to tell you this. that's why I just remembered it now.." said Koro-Sensei in a nervous tone.


"Then I close yahh.. Dazai-Sensei, see you tomorrow." continued Koro-Sensei in a hurried tone.


"Tune-"


TUTT...


Dazai who had not had time to ask Koro-Sensei arrived just his phone turned off, just immediately Dazai began to look at his phone with the corner of his lips twitching.


"There's just been.it's appropriate.he sounded hurriedly called just now" muttered Dazai as he patted his forehead.


"Mahh. from tomorrow onwards I'm sure this class will be more fun later.."


***


The next day Dazai is currently having breakfast, but suddenly his door opens and displays Q disguised as Dazai.


"Master.I'm home.." muttered Q in a tired tone.


"Ahh.. ehmm. welcome.." replied Dazai who looked puzzled when he saw Q was exhausted at the moment.


Immediately Q began to sit in front of Dazai who was currently having breakfast with Karage and salmon, seeing Q who was tired just immediately Dazai asked what happened.


"A.. Did something happen there Q ?" dazai asked nervously.


"Ah.. Master. ever since I. went there and became the subject of Shiro-San's experimentation.I began to feel hungry.." replied Q while landing his head on the table loudly.


"...."


Seeing this straight away Dazai began giving his breakfast to Q including one plate stack Karage with the best quality he made on him.


Naturally Q who saw Dazai's actions began to look at him with a confused look, while Dazai who saw this only nodded his head while smiling towards Q.


When he saw his smile, Dazai Q began to be moved by his Master's kindness and began to eat his breakfast voraciously.


Seeing Q eating voraciously, Dazai began to smile gently at him, while Q who saw his smile Dazai began to look the other way with a red hue.


Of course Dazai who saw this fell silent and began to speak up to Q which made his mood instantly change.


"Q. I beg you not to use my face when you're ashamed"


"MASTER !!"


***


It is seen that Kataoka is seeing a girl who is different one year with him or can be said Kohinya who is expressing his feelings to him.


Of course Kataoka who saw this corner of her lips started twitching while thinking why she was so popular among women.


"I'm sorry I still want to focus on my class, but I'm very happy with your statement" Kataoka replied politely.


The two of them chatted for a while until the girl left Kataoka and returned to the main building, seeing the girl leave just as Kataoka started to sigh in relief.


Immediately he continued his journey, but when he turned it was seen that there was someone in front of him who was currently in his mouth full of Sandwiches.


Then in both hands there is a Banana and Chocolate Flavored Milk Box.


Of course the person is Dazai who is going to the E grade school building, it looks like he is staring at Kataoka with his position that is stopping his way.


There was an awkward atmosphere between the teacher and the student.


"...."


"...."


On the other hand Dazai who saw this immediately bowed his head to Kataoka and immediately left from there regardless of his current state.


"...."


"DAZAI-SENSEI !?"


***


Kimetsu no Yaiba World's.


"What about your current condition, Oyakata-Sama ?" ask Kanae who is currently sitting in front of her master or Ubuyashiki Kagaya.


"Ahh.. I'm back to health as Kanae was. All this is thanks to your friend Lala. and thank you for healing me" Kagaya replied as she bent her body on Lala.


Of course, not only Kagaya who lowered her body, his wife and five children also bowed her body to Lala.


Kanae and Lala are currently in Ubuyashiki's residence to cure Kagaya's illness, of course this includes his mission Asuna and Lala.


When the two of them get a mission in the world of Kanae, of course the girls start discussing who will go there.


Because the participants who could go there were 2 people, initially Asuna wanted Lala and Rias I who left but who would have thought that Rias refused.


Of course Rias refused not for her sake, she did it all for Asuna because only herself who did not have the strength.


While Asuna who heard Rias' decision could only accept it with open arms, so she and Lala left until now.


"Ahahaha.it's okay Kagaya-San, after all this is Kanae's request where I might reject her" Lala replied with her innocent smile when she heard Kagaya's words.


"Lala.." muttered Kanae who was looking at him with a look of disbelief.


Seeing this Kagaya could only smile at Lala's innocent smile, but before Kagaya spoke up, the crow came and began to announce something to them.


"KHAAAKKS.. YUUKI ASUNA MANAGED TO DEFEAT THE LOWER MOON DEMONS 3 AND 4 AFTER COMPLETING HER SELECTION.. KHAAAKK.." cried the crow to Kagaya danbyang others.


Of course this information shocked all of them including Kanae and Lala.


"Hmm.it seems like your friend Yuuki Asuna has grown stronger, very different at our first meeting" Kagaya replied with a gentle smile on her face.


"really.. Asuna-San is indeed very talented that I teach only how to use breathing techniques on her" Kanae said with a smile on her face.


"The rest he trained hard without giving up until it became what it is now" Kanae continued.


"Hm.. Asuna is great I'm proud to have a friend like her" Lala replied with a smile on her face.


"It looks like we're going to have a new pillar this time" Kagaya replied with a smile on her face.


"If you can know what kind of breathing technique Asuna uses ?" ask Kagaya curiously.


"Ahh. said he created his own technique and that is.."


***


Ansatsu Kyoushitsu World's.


"Ha. can usually I get unlucky for 2 days" muttered Dazai whose right eye is currently being bandaged by Irina.


"I don't know what happened to you, Dazai-Kun, but.. how did you get a bruise like this ?"


"When you're an Ex-Killer." said Irina who still tied her bandages and began to paste the last part.


"Ha. I don't want to tell it. when only yesterday the wound in my eye healed and now even injured again" said Dazai with a tired tone.


"Nyuhuhuhu. I'm sure it was Yada-San and Kataoka-San right, Dazai-Sensei ?"


It is seen that Koro-Sensei is currently on his desk reading his hot magazine with his perverted smile, it is seen that his entire skin is pink with a red hue there.


"Damn !! I thought you were a good stalker !!" muttered Dazai in annoyance when he heard this, whereas Koro-Sensei only laughed with his trademark.


"It's over. Next time you have to be careful of the octopus so that your secret is not discovered by it "said Irina who has finished tying her band Dazai.


"Ahh..thank you Irina-Nee.." replied Dazai who touched the bandage in his eyes.


"Then what are you waiting for.you have a class today quickly do your job.." said Karasuma who is currently working on his laptop.


"Well, come back. I go first" replied Dazai in a lazy tone while taking his presentation book and also his math textbook.


"Nyuhuhuhu, then the spirit of teaching yahh, Dazai-Sensei"


"Geez.."


***


Directly Dazai began to enter the classroom with his lazy tone.


"Hi. everything is morning." replied Dazai who entered the class while yawning.


"For Dazai-Sensei !!" reply those who saw Dazai enter the classroom.


But they began to look at Dazai's right eye, which was being bandaged, and Nagisa asked him.


"Dazai-Sensei.. What happened to your eyes ?" nagisa asked curiously.


"Hmm. ahh. This is just a wound from a girl I fought almost to make the forbidden relationship" Dazai replied in his lazy tone while shrugging both shoulders.


Of course those who heard this started to be surprised by Dazai's words except for Kataoka who blushed his face when he heard this.


"When yesterday my eyes were healed, now they must be bandaged again." muttered Dazai with a long sigh.


While Yada who heard this also began to blush when he remembered that, immediately Dazai began to open his presence book.


"Hmm ? Horibe Itona ?" muttered Dazai who saw his absence.


"Yes." replied Itona briefly.


"Ahh.so you are meant by Kor-"


But before Dazai finished his words arrived he saw a large box with a picture of a lavender-haired girl in Kunugigaoka clothes there.


"...."


"WHAT BOX IS IT !!"


***


Teacher Room.


While in the office it was seen that Karasuma, Irina and Koro-Sensei were busy in their world, but suddenly they heard the cry of Dazai until here.


"WHAT BOX IS IT !?"


Naturally Karusama and Irina who heard Dazai's screams started to stop their activities, even Irina to the point of breaking into cold sweat at this moment.


For they remembered that Dazai had not known the new disciple, and Koro-Sensei, hearing this, only laughed at Dazai's cry.


"Nyuhuhuhu. seems to have started.."