The Lazybones Get Dimensional Group Chat ?

The Lazybones Get Dimensional Group Chat ?
Chapter 38's



A few hours had passed after the school hours ended, by the river it was seen that a blue-haired student was contemplating there, moreover he was still wearing school clothes today.


"Ha.. somehow I don't want to go home today" said the man who was none other than Shiota Nagisa.


Currently he was contemplating there while accompanied by the atmosphere in the afternoon today, of course he was thinking about his teacher who was none other than Koro-Sensei who had been teaching for several days in Class 3 - E.


But he and his comrades still could not kill him, because his speed was up to Mach 20 how fast he was.


Especially after his classmate Akabane Karma who had returned from the time of his score only managed to injure him a few days ago, and still he failed to kill him.


Even the new teacher Irina Jelavic or called****-Sensei also did not manage to kill Koro-Sensei.


"Ha. I hope that in the future me and the others can kill him" muttered Nagisa who sighed then immediately looked towards the river and her mind began to drift when looking at the river.


But when he was looking at the river arrived he was surprised when he saw someone was swept there in an inverted position where his legs are above at this time.


"Ehh ? what is that ?"


Of course Nagisa who saw this did not believe what she saw immediately rubbed her eyes quickly.


Right after he finished rubbing his eyes he was again surprised when he saw some crows start perching on the man's feet.


"Ehh ? UHHH !!"


Nagisa who saw this started taking off her pouch and also her uniform, she immediately swam quickly to save the man.


***


"Huaa.. finally came out as well" muttered Nagisa who had managed to save the man looks that he is wet at this time, just immediately Nagisa began to see the man.


Seen he uses a light brown coat, black vest and bright gray cotton pants, of course the person is none other than Dazai.


Of course Dazai who was bored at that time began to try to commit suicide like his favorite character in the world before reincarnating.


"Sir... sir.. Are you okay !?" nagisa shouted frantically, she even shook her body Dazai until she realized.


Dazai who felt his body being touched by someone started to open his eyes as if surprised and indeed he was shocked at this moment.


On the other hand Nagisa who saw this immediately moved away with a sigh of relief, of course she began to see Dazai wake up from his stupor in a strange way.


It was seen that he was currently looking around and then immediately looked towards the river.


"I'm still alive" murmured Dazai in a confused tone as he looked around.


"Cihh.." decih Dazai with a disappointed face.


"CIHH !?"


Of course Nagisa who heard Dazai screeching was surprised, just right away Dazai started to stand up and immediately looked at Nagisa who was currently staring at him.


"Oii.. brat what's your name ?" dazai asked with a serious face but his gaze was directed towards the sunset.


"Ah.. Na's.. Nagisa, Nagisa Shiota" Nagisa replied nervously when she heard her voice.


'Wait, aren't we the same age ?' nagisa's inner self was conscious when she heard Dazai's earlier remark.


"Do you know ? what did you just do before, Nagisa-Kun ?" asked Dazai who started to dry his clothes.


"Ehh ? that.. helping you ?" nagisa replied in confusion when she heard her question.


"Yes, you shouldn't have helped me just now" Dazai replied.


"Why ?" asked Nagisa who heard her words in confusion.


"Easy because I'm soaking" Dazai replied as he put his hands in his coat pocket after drying some of his clothes.


"Hidden ?" nagisa muttered when remembering the previous incident where Dazai washed away earlier.


"Yes, soaking, you could say that soaking is suicide" replied Dazai who began to turn towards him with his innocent face.


"B.. SUICIDE !?" shouts Nagisa who was surprised when she heard his words.


"I am killing myself in this river" said Dazai proudly.


"But you saved me instead" he continued, staring at Nagisa with a strange look.


'Ehh. why is he even mad at me'


Naturally Nagisa who heard this her lips started twitching, especially when she heard herself being scolded by a stranger and strange like him.


"Haa. thank you, thanks to you I am still alive while enjoying the bitterness of this world" said Dazai who began to walk away from him.


Of course Nagisa who saw him start to leave just sighed tired while thinking about his words, but suddenly he heard the voice of Dazai back.


"I haven't introduced myself to you yet" said Dazai, who suddenly stopped on the steps and looked straight at Nagisa, who was staring at her from below.


"I'm Dazai.. Dazai Osamu" continued Dazai with a smile towards him just as he introduced himself to Nagisa suddenly the wind began to blow and began to hit his coat, as well as his hair.


Of course Nagisa who saw this instantly fell silent when she heard the introduction of the stranger who was none other than Dazai.


Dazai began to leave Nagisa who was currently completely silent when he heard his words.


"Then I'll see you, I'm sure someday we'll meet again.."


"Nagisa-Kun's.."


***


"This is where.."


Dazai who saw the contents of the room, it looks that this room is very simple and almost the same as the place where he lives in his world, currently he is in an apartment rented by Q.


Directly Dazai began to pick up his phone and immediately took out some coats and clothes instead in the inventory.


"Mahh. because there is nothing else I will sleep, but before that take a shower first ahh.."


Soon he started putting the shirt in the closet and started going to the bathroom after getting his clothes done.


Of course he took a bath to clean himself after washing himself in the river before.


"Fuahh.." muttered Dazai with a smile on his face, seen that he was wearing a white shirt and shorts while carrying a towel on his shoulders.


Directly Dazai made a hot chocolate that he happened to buy when on the way to this residence, after so he just sat down on the sofa and began to drink it.


"Ha.. it's really good, after this sleep ahh.." he muttered with a happy face after drinking his hot chocolate while closing his eyes.


"So. what happened during your interview, Q ?" dazai asked with a serious face while opening both of his eyes.


Of course, at this time Q is in front of him with his form, right after Dazai said that immediately Q began to change back into his existence.


Immediately Q began to float to Dazai's head and began to channel his memories to Dazai, of course he who felt this began to absorb it.


"He. the government seems to be getting suspicious of me, yahh, and it seems like you're also telling them that I'm a former assassin at a young age, Q" Dazai said with a smile as he absorbed all these memories.


'really.. Master and I'm sorry I can't lie to them Q said in a sad tone.


"Yahh, it happened anyway and it looks like you also told them the amount" Dazai continued, drinking his hot chocolate.


'Se 'E.. Once again I can only apologize to you, Master Q said when he heard his words and began to drift into his lap by lowering his body.


"Hahaha, it's okay, after all I'm sure in this world there is something hidden so it's okay and fortunately you only tell them about 5% just" Dazai laughed as he stroked his body gnawing Q.


Of course Q who felt Dazai's swipe began to feel happy again maybe if he was in human form maybe he would blush at this time, seeing this Dazai started to smile at him.


"Nahh. just wait tomorrow then we will know the secret stored in this world" he murmured while looking at the sky showing the crescent moon above.


***


"So what about the material that Koro-Sensei asked for ? have you guys brought him in ?" kaede asked Karma and Nagisa.


"I've brought it" Nagisa replied as she showed plastic, as well as Karma.


But before they entered the class, the three of them stopped and saw some students who had come to hide while watching something class.


"Ehh ? what's all that"


Not yet Kaede finished talking until her mouth was closed by Kurahashi Hinano quickly.


"Tsuutt, just look inside" Kurahashi whispered as she took Kaede and the others to their class.


Naturally Kaede, Nagisa and Karma who heard this looked at each other in confusion and began to peek as Kurahashi told them.


Right now they're looking at someone tying a rope up there looking like a little boy clinging to the sky of the roof of their school.


Nagisa who saw that person was of course surprised, because she had met him before.


Since that person was none other than Dazai who was putting a rope up there to attempt suicide again, that was what he was thinking right now.


"Dazai-San !?" muttered Nagisa who was shocked when she saw him.


Of course those who heard this immediately turned their heads towards Nagisa because she seemed to know who this man was.


"Nagisa-Kun do you know who he is ?" asked Kaede who saw Nagisa surprised when she saw the man.


But instead of being reciprocated he saw Nagisa began to enter in in panic, of course this made Dazai who was putting on a rope immediately stop.


"DAZAI-SAN !!" shouted Nagisa who saw Dazai stop tying his rope, of course the rope he tied was already installed at this time.


"Ah.. Nagisa-Kun looks like we're meeting again" retorted Dazai who started putting his neck brace on.


"!!!"


Of course this made those who saw this surprised what else Nagisa was, instantly they all tried to stop her in a panic.


"Tu.. Wait for Dazai-San to calm down. Why are you here !?" nagisa asked frantically, even some students or schoolgirls who were looking at this came in.


"Ha ? what other suicides ?" dazai replied in confusion while tilting his head.


"B.. SUICIDE !!" they all shouted when they heard Dazai's words, except Nagisa and Karma.


"He. why don't you just jump" said Karma, who tried to provoke him.


"Karma-Kun.this is not the time to joke" muttered Kaede who saw Karma's behavior.


"Hahahaha sorry sorry. "the laughter of Karma hearing Kaede's words.


"Yes, but I didn't expect that this old building still had its inhabitants" replied Dazai who began to remove the rope from his neck and began to come down from up there.


Of course all those who saw this began to sigh in relief when they saw Dazai descending from the sky of their class, Karma senditi who saw this was actually very disappointed.


"What's going on here ?" ask a yellow octopus who started to enter the classroom when he saw they were all still not in the class at this time.


"Koro-Sensei !!" they shouted when they saw the octopus.


"Koro-Sensei ?" muttered Dazai who was looking at the octopus in front of him at this moment.


Of course this makes them all speechless when they hear the words of Dazai, especially Koro-Sensei who saw Dazai there.


"AHHHH !! YOU'RE THE TALL MAN WHO BLOCKED MY PATH YESTERDAY !!" dazai shouted while pointing towards Koro-Sensei.


"!!!"


Of course this makes them surprised not to play because Dazai has met with Koro-Sensei, even Koro-Sensei who saw Dazai was surprised because his disguise was discovered by Dazai that easily.


"E.. I don't know a. I've never met you anyway" Koro-Sensei replied as he looked the other way while making a face whistling with sweat on his face.


"BASIC LIAR !!"


***


"Hmm. He started teaching today, I'll introduce you to your new math teacher" said a man in a suit who is none other than Karasuma Tadaomi.


"Yoo. everyone Dazai Osamu, may you be at home in my class" said Dazai while introducing himself to all of them.


Of course those who heard this started to look at Dazai who was currently standing next to Koro-Sensei and also Karasuma.


"Wow, how cool"


"Here you are, he is very handsome without even smiling"


"Is it true that he wanted to kill himself here just now ?"


"Ehh !? really !?"


"But I'm still confused how he got up there ?"


Of course the students who heard that Dazai was a teacher started whispering to each other about his appearance and also the previous events.


"Dazai-Sensei !" yelled Nakamura while raising her hand.


"Yes ?" said Dazai who began to look at him in confusion.


"How old are you ? you look so young right now" asked Nakamura curiously when he saw that his new teacher was very young.


"My money ? ahh..I am 16 years old this year" replied Dazai with a smile towards them.


"16 YEARS !!" yelled out those who did not believe what they heard, as well as Koro-Sensei and Karasuma.


"So. if you may know what this lady's name is ?" tanya Tanaka who was already kneeling while holding the hand of a curly brunette girl.


Of course those who saw Dazai disappear from the spot instantly fell silent without making any sound at all, they currently had one thought in common regarding Dazai's movements.


'Quick !!'


"E.. Ehhh. a. anuu. na. my name is To.. Toka Yada" Yada replied nervously when he saw his hand held by Dazai, even looking red hue there.


"Ahh~ how beautiful this one flower is. Can you strangle me with this delicate hand ?" dazai asked as he rubbed Toka's palm with his finger.


"Ehh ?"


Toka who heard her beauty from Dazai of course his face began to turn red but when he heard the next words he immediately fell silent.


Not only him, even all the students and teachers who heard this also fell silent when they heard his words.


'Why did he want to kill himself..'


But suddenly his collar Dazai was pulled by Karasuma to make him surprised.


"Today you're teaching bad boys, not teasing your students" Karasuma said as he pulled Dazai back to his place.


"Cihh. You are not exciting at all, Karasuma-Sensei" replied Dazai yan pouting in a bored tone towards Karasuma.


"Sensei !" yell Karma this time at Koro-Sensei.


"Yes.. Karma-Kun ?" ask Koro-Sensei who heard his call.


"Is this new teacher also a Killer ?" asked Karma, but before Koro-Sensei answered, Karasuma began to cut his words.


"You could say that Dazai-Sensei is an Ex-Killer, even I don't believe what I'm seeing right now" Karasuma replied as he looked at Dazai who was currently being raised like a cat by him.


"Yeah.."


"...."