The Ant's Jakaka

First lady

GUBRAA!!!

The door to the room is open. And looks mamah is ready with his lecture.

" Ardiiiiii!!! what are you doing?" yell at Ardi.

" I don't say anything" Ardi argued.

I peeked through the small hole of the bathroom door lock while chuckling.

" How dare you teach your sister things that are not appropriate." mamah approached Ardi.

" I don't know." Ardi's words were cut off.

" Mama denger everything. You don't have to hide." cut mama.

" gr... Ardi did not say anything. Just watch this." said Ardi while lifting his phone.

" It can still contaminate the ears of your virgin sister" said mamah ketus.

" Yaelah ma, until when Jay becomes a mother's child. Can't date, can't be weird. Don't do this don't." said Ardi while blabbing his lips.

" Take him into a marriage and marriage. Without learning, I think marriage must be instinct and desire to grow alone. Mamah do not want yes, kalok until your sister is so your keterindangkan same Roni. Mamah wants there are mamah children who actually become moral men" said mamah explained at length.

Ardi got up from his seat and left just like that from my room, died a mad man who was upset. Shortly afterwards there was the sound of a closed door, a sign of mamah had also come out of my room. I continued to shower while whistling.

I smiled remembering the Ardi bang in omeli mamah. All this time it was my mother who supported me not to know love first. He told me not to be like my two brothers. To be able to respect women and maintain my pride as a man. Maybe impressed geeky and mami children, because until the age of 30 years never know what it's like to have a boyfriend. But behind it all I see the positive side. I can focus more on pursuing my dreams.

***

I approached the dining table while grabbing some fresh bread that my mama had smeared mayonnaise. Then say goodbye to mamah and also papah who just sat down.

" Mah, pah. Jay left first... Assalamu'alaikum." I said.

" Eat it while sitting down Jay. Hurry up." said Mamah.

" Jay forgot today there was a new employee, mah." I explained.

Without asking for their answer, I immediately passed away to go to my motorbike. But when I reached into my pocket, my contact was not there. I had to run in again.

" Why Jay?" mama asked when she saw me running.

" His contact is missing" I said as I continued to run. Mom just shook her head.

" Next time before going out of the room, checked first all." advised mama even though I only heard faintly from a distance.

***

While in the shop, Safira had already arrived. Of course the other servants were confused by his presence. That's because I forgot to tell Bembi that there will be a new employee, and a woman.

Safira stood at the door surrounded by other officers. Bembi watched Sapphira from the tip of the foot to the tip of the hair.

" You guys still can't believe the cave's new employees here?" ask them.

All of them were shaking in unison.

Safira then sat on the bench on the terrace.

" Yes, that's why the cave is waiting for the dateng boss." said Safira lightly.

Bembi approached Sapphira and sat down in front of her.

" All this time, the cave knows. The ant never wants to call female employees working in this shop" said Bembi in disbelief.

" The ant?" safira asked full questions.

" I mean the boss's cave." replied Bembi.

" What's that, the first female employee's cave here?" ask Safira.

" Truly, why do we lie. The cave of the ants from small. And as long as the cave knows the boy, he's the most anti-female." said Bembi started bergosib.

" Any cooking?" Safira couldn't believe it.

Then other employees joined.

" Ih really no, even until now we have never seen the boss talk to girls." said Agil, my youngest employee. The word aunt today, brondong. Hehe...

" Eh, the cave doesn't mean that, who knows." Safira said in self-defense.

***

Tiiittt

I surprised their groves with a horn. They instantly dispersed, except for Bembi and Sapphira who were waiting for me.

" Mut, are you sure you're not a working girl here?" tanya Bembi approached me.

I just nodded as I approached Safira.

" Morning boss sir." greeted Safira pretentiously friendly with her grimacing smile.

" Have you met the others?" my many.

" How to get acquainted, sir. No one believes in the cave." replied Safira.

" Hello knowin, I'm Bembi." said Bembi started the introduction.

" Saffira Cave." answered Safira.

" Met joined in our shop neng Sapira" said Bembi with his Sundanese accent.

I shut my mouth and held back the laughter.

" Why be a cow? SAFIRAS... S-A-F-I-R-A" which has the name of protest.

I still hold my laughter.

" Understandably neng, Sundanese tongue is hard to say ep." Bembi defended himself.

" It's already.. let's start the open now!" I gave instructions while going inside.

" Oh yes neng Sapi. you replace Agil as a cashier yes.you can learn first if you do not understand" I said.

" It's like being a cow anyway... " Safira protest.

I held back the laughter.

" And one more. don't pack said Lu gua kalok anymore work here." said I told him.

" Why did you?" ask Safira.

But I had climbed the stairs, and I heard Bembi explain.

" Mister boss doesn't like Lu cave's words. Especially at work. It's not polite, let alone talk to customers." Bembi.

" Teruuuuussss.... cave must speak English gituh?" Safira started to wither.

" Yes Pakek language, I.I. Like the boss's language." replied Bembi.

" Huh ribet very anyway.would do any work to learn good and true Indonesian language ni cave." complained Safira.

" I did. The ant is really good. But yes it's stiff that's the guy."

" Later also I've known, fun for his people. Super humble, super understanding and super super.

" Super salting." cut Safira while heading to the cashier.

" Lu whose name was it....? " it seemed Sapphira remembered.

" I'm Agil, mbak." replied Agil.

" Oh yes, Agil.. teach me the cave well." pinta Safira.

" Yes, just calm down." Agil.

" Don't mbak.. kayak old very cave." Safira protested.

" Well, he's more mature than me. Yes, my brother." Safira also agreed.

" In arajarin who actually gil. It's good enough to have smells" said Bembi while leaving. Sapphira just blabbed her lips because she heard her name on a strange call, neng cow.