Teasers In The House

Exclusive Interviews

This morning a drizzle of water from the sky soaked the earth. Grey clouds swirled in the sky. Kusibak curtain, this netra bead began to peek towards the eastern horizon through the glass window in the bedroom.

"Ah, it's still cloudy" I snorted.

Though today I have an appointment with the characters in the 'Inhouse Seductress'. A round timestamp hanging on the wall. Two more hours of the event were about to begin, which meant I still had an hour and a half to prepare to head to a cafe that had become an appointment.

All right, I need to take a shower and get ready. From last night I have prepared a special dress that I will wear today. As an author, I don't want to lose to beautiful Ms. Hera. She who has four heads is still beautiful, so I can't lose.

I look at the shadow in the mirror. Fifteen minutes later, I peeked in front of the makeup glass, then asked, "Oh my magic mirror, who is the most beautiful woman?"

I hope the mirror replies, "Obviously Author Ammi Poo the most beautiful queen of Punjab."

But I'm waiting, okay, the mirror just shut up, huh? Looks like I need a god-level hallucination, huh!

Yeah, nevermind. The time on my wrist has asked me to hurry up immediately. This time I wear salwar kameez colored tosca and dupatta cream with floral embroidery on each end.

Does anyone know the name of the clothes I'm wearing? Salwar kameez was a robe with a trouser suit, while dupatta was a long scarf worn for a veil. So, you know, right, now?

All right, I gotta hurry up. I spurred the purple iron duck, traveling at a moderate speed. Despite the rush, safety is number one.

With the spirit of four-five passionate, I walked into the cafe. I almost cheered when this netra saw Mas Danu's figure. Turns out ... turns out ... he turns out he guanteng banquet ....

Arriving in front of Mas Danu and Arini, I became stunned. Fascinated by her good looks. His face was clean, his skin was completely white. I just lost. Moreover, his nose is very thick, duuh .. make ngiri aja. I feel my nose is minimalist. Ah, if ....

Arini's flickering hands spread my daydream. She knew I admired her husband.

"Eh, sorry, Ms. Arini. I just saw Mas Danu's face, so I was shocked. It's really pretty, huh?"

"What are you, thor? With his own character up to his side."

"Yes, sorry, Ma'am. Author, right, has a taste too."

"What flavor?"

"I want to eat Mas Danu, ups!" I closed my mouth. Well, I guess I'm like Bu Hera, huh!

"Be careful if you dare!" threaten Arini with a grumbling face.

"Hahaha .. kidding, Ma'am."

Netraku looked back at Mas Danu whose face was pias. "Know Me, I ...."

"Udah knows! You're the author who said the queen of punjab, right?"

"Because ... Danu, what, tempe?"

"Know!" exclaim Mas Danu and Arini together.

"Why, anyway, why sewot? There is no respect for the creator of your destiny" I muttered as I struck the bone sitting on the chair.

"Finally, you're the author of the bummer! Do not realize what if you have made a lot of people's emotions. Until sworn the same as a healthy so that the author's household entered people like Bu Hera, let the author know the taste!"

"Hahaha .. yes, really, Ma'am. He said he was so sorry Mas Danu with Mbak Arini whose fate was made like that. It's too much of me, hiks ... hiks ... hiks ...."

"Eh, I'm late, huh?" Suddenly a sexy voice sounded from behind me. I turn my head to see who he is.

Oho! Turns out she's a clohai grandmother. Yes, God .. She is really plump and beautiful. Similar to dangdut singer Pamela Safitri. He is very different from Arini, his son.

My view now alternates staring at two women of different generations and also the body. Arini's face is almost similar to that of artist Titi Kamal, wife of Christian Sugiyono. A beautiful and simple face. High body shape and proportion.

The radiance of different auras was also so obvious. Ms. Hera with sensual facial radiance and filled lips, while Arini was so calm and did not say much.

"Mom Hera came alone?" askaku while circulating the view out through the glass cafe.

"Yes, Bobby will say."

"Ooh .. yes, already. Then let's start this exclusive interview, huh?"

Without waiting for a response, I immediately installed the camera. Not the camera that Ms. Hera used to frame Danu, yeah ....

"Alright, first ask Mas Danu first. As the main character why Mas Danu seems weak and  ...." I don't keep saying, I think I should replace it with other words.

"And what? Ask the obvious."

"That, Mas ... why Mas Danu is weak and lacking ...."

Ah, how do you say it, huh? If I say slow think, wrong. If I say less pinter, more wrong.

"You really can't interview, Thor?" Mas Danu apparently started to ride the apoplexy.

"That, Mas. The commentators said, Mas Danu is cute but slow to think. Is that right, Mas?"

"Not true, I'm not slow to think. It's just, I need to consider a lot of things. No rush to decide anything."

"If you like buckets, really, Mom?" my chase.

"Wrongly too. I'm not a bucket, just a slip." It seems like Mas Danu is trying to defend himself.

"Haish! You said it," grumbled Arini with a veiled face.

"Yes, Deck. That's serious flippancy."

"Okay, okay. Trouble slipping or not only the author knows." I tried to stop the dispute that seemed to be created.

"When you know why to ask?" Again Arini with Mas Danu kompakan.

"Why didn't I first?" arini Protest.

"Bak Arini be patient. I'm more curious about this beautiful Ms. Hera." I turned my gaze towards Bu Hera. He welcomed my smile with sparkling netra.

"Clearly donk .. despite the age getting older, but still have to look beautiful and charming. Especially in front of my husband, right?" Netra flirtatious Bu Hera started playing naughty gnawing.

"Yes, that's right, Miss Hera. Moreover, men now prefer the plump."

"Eh, Thor. How come you're taking my mom's side, anyway?" Again Arini complained, it seems he was jealous of his mother's body bohay.

"Not that, Ma. If Mbak Arini protests continue, when do we interview him, huh?"

"Yes, Honey. Let Author interview Mom first." Mas Danu tried to calm Arini who for some reason today he rented once.

"All right, Miss Hera. My question this time represents readers who wonder, why does Ms Hera like her own daughter-in-law?"

"Actually I don't want to ruin my son's household. But you can see, Danu's good looks are hard to resist."

I looked back at Mas Danu's face. "Yes, anyway. She is handsome .. her lips are also sexy Mas Danu .. and ...."

"Enough, Thor! There's no interview like this!" Shouted Arini while standing and dragging Mas Danu. I was shocked by my admiration.

"Eh, where are you going? Is the show over?" The heavy noise prevented Arini's departure from dragging Mas Danu.

"Bang Bobby, huh?" many ensure.

"Yes, this is Author who wrote Teaser In Warehouse, huh?"

"Hi! You're this, Bang."

"Hahaha .. joke me, Neng Author." Bang Bobby's hand pinched my tiny nose, making me shy.

"Neng Author didn't come back to Lahore?"

"No, Bang. Get it here, write a story about you. Every day you can read funny comments, can laugh and also sad if you find someone swearing at me."

"Disubahin be the grandmother she wants?" ask Bobby to tease me.

"Bobby! Don't you ever tell me I'm a fucking grandma! When you married me, I wasn't a grandmother!" sahut Bu Hera was full of emotion.

"That's it, first. Now she is a grandmother. Later if Arini is pregnant continue to have children, you will be called a grandmother as well. Haha ...."

"Apaan, hell, you!" sulk Bu Hera by throbbing.

"What was the age of marrying Bang Bobby?" manya curious.

"I was thirty-two and he was twenty-one" explained Ms. Hera as she waved her sandalwood fan.

"Well, can it be flocked, huh, the story?" It is fitting that Bang Bobby wanted, at that time Bu Hera was still in the category of not old, only three heads.

But ... Now he still wants to, yes, with Ms Hera? By the way, Ms. Hera is now over forty years old. If counted, Bang Bobby was about thirty-five years old, still looking young and well-groomed. Understand, the tyrant.

"What makes Bang Bobby like about Bu Hera?"

"Geolannya asoy geboy steady ..." exclaimed Bang Bobby with laughter, especially when Bu Hera beat him with a fan.

"Belg ... This father-in-law has no shame," said Danu who had locked her lips.

"One more, here. I'm still wondering how Niko got into Bang Bobby's care? Then, see Niko at what age, Bang?"

"I actually met Niko when she was fifteen, only Hera hid from me. I just took it from the orphanage after seventeen, when Hera left me. Intentionally, let him lose a child." There was disappointment implied in his corner of net.

"But Bang Bobby's good, Niko's not a kid herself."

"I just feel sorry for the boy, he's a victim of his mother's selfishness."

"Again! Just keep on beating me!" Back Ms. Hera raised her voice.

"I'm just talking facts. We were married for almost six years and you just left. Imagine, how long have I been trying to reach you, asking you to come back? I've had almost seven years of patience waiting for you to return."

"If you're still poor, let me go back!" ketus Bu Hera's.

"Eh, is Bang Bobby still trying to get back to Bu Hera? Right, she's a really nice grandma now?" sahutku.

"Thor! Don't you ever tell me I'm a super-grandmother!" Ms. Hera with a loud tone of complaint.

Oops, I think I said it wrong, huh! Slips!

"Hes, now it's just being a granny is still nervous about wooing her own daughter-in-law!" attack Arini who turned out not to go.

"I'm not nervous, but your husband's eyes are beautiful!" exclaims Ms. Hera does not want to lose.

"Who is good? Try if you wear your clothes, my eyes will not be polluted!" timpal Danu's.

"I'm a pollutant!"

"No, but you're multan!" Arini with emotion still attacked with his sadistic speech.

Mouthfighting is inevitable. The three of them attacked each other with a blind speech.*** not blind if the road sometimes bumped, especially this**** blind. I don't know ....

I enjoyed the scene while drinking coffee with the hands of a Bang Bobby, a handsome young man.

It's okay to fail the interview. Behind the failure there was Bang Bobby who was willing to lend me a shoulder to lean on and wrestle spoiled.