
The Irfandi school
In front of the teacher's office and the principal's room..
"Alhamdulillah finally graduated" said Irfandi.
"Fandi.", Arfani and Irwan call Irfandi.
"Yes fan, wan, why?", asked Irfandi.
"Kepriwe graduated ora kowe, Fandi ?"
(How did pass not you, Fandi?), asked Arfani as well.
"Alhamdulillah pass fan, wan, kie dereng"
(Alhamdulillah passed the fan, wan, this is the look), replied Irfandi.
"Alhamdulillah" said Irwan.
"Alhamdulillah inyong uga passed Fandi"
(Alhamdulillah I also passed Fandi), continued Arfani.
"Kowe why Fandi ?"
(You why Fandi?), asked Irwan.
"Inyong kencot wan, marang yuk canteen"
(I'm hungry wan, to the canteen yuk), replied Irfandi again.
"Yuk", cheer Irwan and Arfani.
The school canteen..
"Kowe arep tuku what is Fandi, Arfan ?"
(What do you want to buy Fandi, Arfan?), asked Irwan.
"Inyong pentol wae wan"
(I am a meatball), replied Arfani.
"Inyong sega luk wae wan, lah kowe dawe what wan ?"
(I nasi uduk wan, is it you yourself what wan ?), asked Irfandi.
"Oh yes wan, Fandi bener, kowe tuku what ?"
(Oh yes wan, Fandi is right, you bought what?), asked Arfani too.
"Inyong arep wae chicken noodles"
(I want chicken noodles only), replied Irwan.
"Oh, yes wis yuk message, uh wait Fandi, kowe golek place yes, miko sega uke kowe, inyong sing gawa"
(Oh, yes yuk yuk message, uh wait Fandi, you find a place yes, later rice sit you, I bring it), said Arfani.
"OK fan.", continued Irfandi.
"Fandi.", Arif called Irfandi.
"Yes, kene rif"
(Yes, here is the rif), replied Irfandi.
"Iya Fandi" said Arif.
"Kowe dhewe neng kene Fandi, Arfan lan Irwan endi ?"
(Where are you Fandi, Arfan and Irwan?), asked Arif.
"Inyong ora dhewe rif, kuwi Arfan lan Irwan"
(I'm not alone rif, it's Arfan and Irwan), replied Irfandi again.
"Oh.", cried Arif.
"Nih rif, your order" said Irwan gave the batagor to Arif.
"Maturnuwun ya wan"
(Thank you wan), Arif said.
"Sami-sami"
(Sama-sama), Irwan said again.
"Hpne saya sing uni ?"
(Who is the voice?), asked Arfani.
"Missing fan"
(I'm a fan), replied Irfandi again.
"Oalah.", cried Arfani.
"BBM yes Fandi?", asked Arif.
"Udu rif, inyong ra nduwe BBM rif"
(Not a rifle, I don't have a BBM rifle) Irfandi replied again.
"BBM, BBM wae stuffing, BBM wis ra kali time, saiki kuwi yes WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook lan, rif"
(BBM, still BBM, BBM is not the age of times, now it is WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook, rif), said Arfani.
"Ana mendeh fan"
(There are more fans), continued Irwan.
"Ha.., ana meneh wan, what kuwi wan ?"
(Ha.., there is another woman, what is a woman?), asked Arif.
"Kuwi loh sing jenenge swimer"
(That's a loh whose name is a sweater), replied Irwan.
"Twitter Irwan udu Switer"
(That's Twitter Irwan is not a sweater), complained Irfandi.
"Hehe.", Irwan just laughed.
"Okay, is that what Facebook Fandi is?", asked Arif.
"Yes, Facebook, someone asked for confirmation" Irfandi replied.
"Who is Wedon, Fandi ?"
(What men are women, Fandi?), asked Irwan.
"Wedon wan"
(Women), replied Irfandi again.
"Oh ayu ra ?"
(Is it beautiful not?), asked Irwan again.
"Wash wan"
(Beautiful wan), replied Irfandi again.
"Times?", asked Arif.
"Today rif, iki delok dhewe wae yen ra ngandel"
(It's a beautiful rifle, see for yourself if you don't believe it), replied Arfani.
"Iya ayu Fandi, yes wis dijak acquaintance dong Fandi hehe"
(Yes pretty Fandi, yes already acquaintance dong Fandi hehe), said Irwan.
"OK.", continued Irfandi.
**
"Assalamu'alaikum", Irfandi gave his greetings to Nisa.
"Wa'alaikumussalam", Nisa answered the greetings from Irfandi.
"May no acquaintance?", asked Irfandi.
"By dong", answered Nisa.
"If you can know whose name and from where?", asked Irfandi again.
"My name is Nisa, from purwokerto, you yourself?", asked Nisa as well.
"Well, I am also from purwokerto, my name is Irfandi call it Fandi" replied Irfandi.
"The same thing" said Nisa.
"I chat you are angry later?", asked Irfandi again.
"There is no mas, I am still alone" replied Nisa.
"Alhamdulillah" said Irfandi.
"Kok alhamdulillah mas?", asked Nisa.
"Fear of someone getting angry later hehe" replied Irfandi again.
"No, no one was angry" Nisa said.
"Yes, we can dong if we meet sometime" continued Irfandi.
"By dong, when?", asked Nisa again.
"Sunday night, Saturday means, how ?", asked Irfandi again.
"Oh yes, yes" replied Nisa.
"OK.", cried Irfandi.
**
Still in the school canteen..
"Alhamdulillah, yuk Arfan, Irfan, we go to the class take the bag, it's gone home" said Irwan.
"Yes right, anyway, Mr. Gani has allowed us to go home after rest" continued Arif.
"Yuk.", said Arfani.
"Yuk, wait for me to go to the bathroom first", continued Irfandi.
"Yes fast yeah, we just wait in class, yuk rif, fan" said Irwan again.
"OK.", cried Arfani and Arif.
That was a brief introduction between me and Nisa on Facebook. Then on Saturday I met Nisa.
Three days later..
The Irfandi house
In Irfandi and Arfani's room..
"Done" said Irfandi.
On the front porch of Irfandi's house..
"Assalamu'alaikum Arfan, Irfan.", Chintya gave his greetings to Mr. Joko, Ms. Sri, and Arfani.
In the family room..
"Wa'alaikumussalam", Mr. Joko, Ms. Sri, and Arfani answered the greetings from Chintya.
"Why fan ?"
(Who is the fan?), asked Sri.
"Mboten mangertos mom"
(Do not know ma'am), replied Arfani.
"Yes wis mama dereng sik, ana sapa neng real"
(Yes I have seen first, there is someone outside), said Ms. Sri.
"Mum's seed"
(Yes ma'am), Joko and Arfani continued.
On the front porch of Irfandi's house again..
"Kok Arfan or Irfan has not come out yet, try again, assalamu'alaikum Arfan, Irfan" Chintya said.
"Remember, wa'alaikumussalam"
(Yes, wa'alaikumussalam), Sri continued.
"Bu-lik" Chintya said kissing Sri's mother's hand.
"Remember, oalah enten Chintya ta, pados Arfani uga Irfandi ngggih nduk ?"
(Yes, if there is Chintya, look for Arfani and Irfandi yes son?), asked Sri.
"Bu-lik upload"
(Yes bu-lik), Chintya replied.
"Arfani, Irfandi.", Sri called her two children, Arfani and Irfandi.
In the family room again..
"Mum's seed"
(Yes ma'am), replied Arfani.
In Arfani and Irfandi's room again..
"Sweep ma'am, let's see nggih ibu timbali kula, sampun kula dhateng ngajeng griya kamawon, good luck sampun neat, Nisa sekedhap iseh kita badhe pethuk"
(Yes ma'am, what did mom call me, yes I have to go to the front of the house, fortunately it is neat, Nisa soon we will meet), said Irfandi.
On the front porch of Irfandi's house again..
"Sweep ma'am enten why ?"
(What is it?), asked Arfani.
"Remember Chintya Pados, Irfandi Pundi loh ?"
(From Chintya, which Irfandi tablets?), Sri asked as well.
"Mboten mangertos bu, bokmenawi enten ing lebet"
(Do not know ma'am, it may be inside), replied Arfani.
"Upload ma'am, why ?"
(Yes ma'am, what is it?), asked Irfandi.
"Punika Irfandi, ma'am"
(That's Irfandi, ma'am), said Arfani.
"Company ngger, sampun mangertos, niki loh ngger, panjengan ing pados Chintya, nggih sampun ibu dhateng lebet griya nggih"
(Yes son, I already know, this is loh son, you are looking for Chintya, yes already mother into the house yes), replied Sri.
"Mum's seed"
(Yes ma'am), said Arfani and Irfandi.
"Bu-lik upload"
(Yes bu-lik), Chintya continued.