Ojol's Brother Ganteng Looking for Love

10

Salatiga

At the house of Mbah Wiro,

Still at the dinner table..

"Well, if you are at the dinner table do not play hp, eat first just finished it can play hp" said Mr. Krisna.

"Express well"

(Yes yeah), continued the Titah.

"By chat kaliyan sinten ta serious, punika nggih so much yayang panjenengan ?"

(Who are you chatting with who the hell is very serious, that's from yayang mu?), asked Renaldi.

"Menawi chat yayang sampun wau, sakmenika chat kaliyan mbak e panjenengan, mas.."

(If the chat yayang already, now chat with your mbak, mas.), replied Titah.

"Maksute panjenengan, mbak Dian, tah ?"

(You mean Dian, you know?), asked Parinem.

"Express Mbah, rebung mbak Dian sekedhap iseh ngantos mbah.."

(Yes Mbah, said mbak Dian soon until mbah.), replied Titah again.

"Mbak Dian kersa dhateng mriki ?"

(Mbak Dian wants to come here?), asked Miss Dewi.

"Sweep mah"

(Yes mah), answer the decree again.

"Well that's the sound of your car horn" said Mbah Wiro.

"Save the Mbah.."

(Yes mbah.), continued the Titah.

"Jo, open the door" said Krishna again.

"Execute Mr. Krishna", continued Paijo.

Purwokerite

At Joko's house, sir,

In Irfandi's room..

"I can't wait to see him tomorrow, get dressed first" Irfandi said.

I also packed my clothes for me to take tomorrow to solo, to meet with Titah.

And today I will tell you a short story between me and my ex-boyfriends, before I choose Titah to be my girlfriend now, okay just straight away my first ex-boyfriend named Adel.

Adel was my schoolmate at SMP Negeri 01 Purwokerto (first grade).

**

In the story Irfandi & his first ex-girlfriend (Adel).

SMP Negeri 01 Purwokerto..

"You really like Irfandi?", asked Laras.

"Yes I like Irfandi, why?", asked Adel.

"What about your boyfriend?", asked Laras.

"You don't have a girlfriend, the Good one wants to be around?", asked Arka.

"It's good to be my girlfriend, not anywhere" Adel replied.

"You mean, you duain he is, later if found out how del..?", asked Arka again.

"Yes, as long as you can set the time for Bagus and Irfandi in guaranteed will not be caught" replied Adel again.

"Wouldn't you find out what?" asked Irfandi.

"Eh emm, emm, no yank, right race, ka?", asked the panicked Adel.

"Yes" answered Arka.

"There is nothing about Fandi, I want to order chicken porridge first", replied Laras.

"Oh okay." said Irfandi.

A week later..

In the school field..

"Kowe what is kene ta Fandi ?"

(Why are you still here anyway Fandi?), asked Arfan.

"Tau kowe waiting for kene ?"

(Who are you waiting for here?), asked Irwan.

"Inyong wait for Adel Wan, fan"

(I wait for Adel Wan, fan), replied Irfandi.

"Oalah no matter waiting for greetings, I lan Irwan tuku es dhisik ya yen ngono, ngelak nih.."

(Who do I think wait who, Irwan and I buy ice first then, thirsty nih.), said Arfan.

"Oh yeah, I'm picking up the uga ya banyu"

(Oh yes, I also drop water), continued Irfandi.

"OK.", said Arfan again.

The school canteen..

"Honey.", said Good.

"Dear, why?", asked Adel.

"Order eat yuk, hungry baby", replied Good.

"Dear, I'm hungry too" said Adel.

"Fan, fan." said Irwan.

"What the hell is a woman, why, what is it?" asked Arfan.

"Tuh.", replied Irwan.

"Well what wan?", asked Arfan again.

"That's not Adel huh, Irfandi's girlfriend?", asked Irwan as well.

"Well right, wait for me to SMS Irfandi deh.", replied Arfan.

"Yes already hunted" said Irwan.

"Yes.", continued Arfan.

**

Arfan and Irfandi Conversations via SMS.

"Fandi, you go to the canteen, Adel free, your girl will not be there, she is here and you can hear and know for yourself what I mean later" said Arfan.

"Haaa.. What do you mean?", asked Irfandi.

"Just go to the cafeteria first" replied Arfan.

"To me to the canteen now" said Irfandi.

**

Still in the school canteen..

(How about wan, want Fandi to the cafeteria?), asked Irwan.

"Beres wan" answered Arfan.

"She's inyong neng kongkon marang canteen, jare ne ana Adel, endi ?"

(Ngapain the hell I was told to the cafeteria, he said there was Adel, where ?), asked Irfandi.

"Kuwi, neng kana Fandi"

(That, there Fandi), replied Irwan.

"Oh yes really, yes wis yen ngono inyong marang kana ya"

(Oh yes, yes already then I went there yes), said Irfandi.

"Eeh aja Fandi"

(Eeh don't Fandi), Arfan continued.

"What the hell is kok inyong ra by marang kana ?"

(What the hell can I not go there?), asked Irfandi.

"Wis kowe neng kene wae dhisik ko kowe uga tau"

(Have you been here first you know too), replied Arfan.

"Yes, I'm waiting for dhisik neng kene"

(It's true, you've been waiting here) Irwan replied as well.

"Yes inyong wait for neng kana wae"

(I'll just wait there), said Irfandi again.

"Kowe I guess I put the ear well, yes Fandi lan ready lara ati"

(You also have to put your ears well yes Fandi and get ready for heartbreak), continued Irwan.

"Yank me to the bathroom first huh" said Good.

"Yes yank.", Adel continued.

"Kok Adel called that guy yank anyway.?", Irfandi wondered.

"Now try to call me" said Irwan.

"True, if he lies you can be samperin him, if he's honest you can be angry we mean our suspicions are both wrong" continued Arfan.

"I mean wrong?", asked Irfandi again.

"You mean cheating on Adel, Fandi.", replied Irwan again.

"Oh okay." said Irfandi.

"Where are we going before we go home?", asked Good.

"To the mall, baby, I want to buy new shoes" replied Adel.

"Oh okay, you spend it first and eat it" said Good.

"Yes dear.", continued Adel.

"Yank hp you sound" said Good again.

"Yes dear.", continued Adel again.

"Thank you dong yank" said Good again.

"Dear this darling just want to be picked up, duh Fandi phone again", continued Adel again.

**

Adel & Irfandi on the phone.

"Where are you, I've been waiting for you in the field?", asked Irfandi.

"Oh yeah, sorry I forgot, I'm out of the house again and haven't come home yet, same cousin" replied Adel.

"Oh the same way cousin yes, but why call his cousin using yank, yank anyway ay?", asked Irfandi again.

"Oh that.", answered Adel l,agi in a panic Fandi found out that Adel was on his way with his other girlfriend.

**

Still in the school canteen..

"That's what, who is he ay?", asked Irfandi.

"Fandi.", said Adel who was surprised to see Irfandi in the school cafeteria.

"I asked, who is he?", asked Irfandi again.

"Emm she is.., emm.", replied Adel who panicked to see Irfandi in the school cafeteria.

"Yank who called you?", asked Good.

"So who called my friend" replied Adel again.

"Kok wear yank, yank an sih yank?", asked Good again.

"Yes that's what my phone calls mayang, so I call him yank, in short that" replied Adel again.

"Lying you.!!, that was your call, I was not a mayang?", asked Irfandi again.

"Yes, sorry.", replied Adel again.

"Don't be innocent, now I ask him who ay, you ready Adel and why do you call him yank and you call him yank too?", asked Irfandi again.

"Well you asked me who was ready Adel to Adel, who should have asked me, oh yes know me Good and I am Adel's girlfriend", replied Good.

"What is his girlfriend, uh I whose boyfriend is not you", continued Irfandi.

"If you don't believe just ask Adel" said Good again.

"Is that true?", asked Irfandi again.

"Yes right Fandi, she's my girlfriend too, I dated her before I knew her and dated you, you and she are my boyfriend" Adel replied.

"What.!!, you, evil you yes I love you it turns out you are even.., ah we have broken up." said Irfandi.

"Tap, tap, but.", Adel continued.

"There's no word but, we broke up" said Irfandi again.

"Fandi.", Adel continued.

"You have no time for you, less money for you, until one man you lack, evil you duakan me, we break up" said Good.

"But gus.", continued Adel again.

"Patience to Fandi" said Arfan.

"Spatient singing, sing legowo nggih leh, nggih sampun mango mantuk"

(Yes patient, sincere yes son, yes yuk yuk home), continued Irwan.

"Yes.. Singles again I.", complained Irfandi.

"Yes the mango mantuk"

(Yes we have come home), continued Arfan again.

"Yes, damn it, sleepy"

(He has come home, he has gone home), Irfandi said.

Well so the short story I was dating Adel, after with Adel, I have a new girlfriend named Nisa.

Nisa was my second boyfriend after Adel and after I graduated High School, me and she broke up because she matre, she also vilified me in front of her friends and also behind me, I met Nisa on Facebook.