My wife is a Jungle

My wife is a Jungle
Conspiracy to Eliminate the Strange Youth Beleza Brought



Udin was confused, why Beleza so wanted to bring the strange man. Is it because his face looks more handsome than the men of the Jungle Tribe? If so, it hurt so much for him—because he grew up with Beleza, through the joys and sorrows together. However, the woman he likes turns out to only consider him as a friend.


“The pain is here!” As said a dangdut song that ever viral. And Udin held his chest that was pounding incoherently.


Just walking through one hill alone, Beleza was panting again and his body was filled with sweat, because it was quite difficult to also bring his handsome man through the jungle jungle Bukit Barisan.


Udin let out a long sigh and said, “You can't take him?” A wry smile emanated from the corner of his lips. “If not strong. Kan, can you ask for help, so?”


Indirectly he wanted to offer help to Beleza. However, he was prestigious to express it directly, so he deliberately made an implied sentence.


“Ah, yes, yes. I didn't think of it!” suhut Beleza with a sweet smile that makes Udin's heartbeat pounding. “Bang Malin ...”


Beleza stared at Malin, not forgetting he also blinked teasingly—so Malin immediately frowned, why not just ask Udin for help. Though clearly visible on the face of Udin who hopes that Beleza asked for help.


“What's Beleza?” Malin pretends not to know with Beleza's intentions.


“Abang, right, big. Please bring dong, my handsome. Take it easy, Beleza will make special food for Brother, deh!”


Malin immediately nodded in agreement, although Udin winked as a code so that he refused Beleza's offer. However, if the name of the food, Malin is not likely to refuse the special gift—even though it will crack the friendship between them.


“Alright! Promise, yes, make the most special yohohoho.”


Malin laughed broadly as he looked at Udin who let out a long sigh— disappointed with his decision.


“Can you carry it while lifting the fish basket?” sela Udin— is still hoping, Beleza asked for help from him. “It's hard, huh! Let me bring it here! Just trouble!”


Udin pretended to grumble. However, he actually hoped that Malin would let himself bring the man.


Malin elbowed Udin who wanted to grab the man from Beleza's lap.


“Take it easy, Boss! I'm strong, really. Kan, just put it in the basket. Beres!”


Malin could not let his big prize be taken away by Udin, not caring even if Udin stared intently at him.


“Slow-Snake Bang! Do not let him fall later,” Beleza said worried when Malin put the mysterious man into a large basket, then Malin shouldered the Basket and continued the journey.


“You don't have to worry! This handsome husband candidate of yours will guard with all my heart and soul,” said Malin while grinning to look at Udin whose face looks very sour.


“Sial! Watch out for you, Malin! I'll make the calculations for you later!” it was Udin's grouse that made Sampuraga smile looking at him.


“There is a type, nih,” tease Sampuraga—so Udin more upset. Then Sampuraga patted his shoulder. “There is still a chance, even if the opportunity is small,” he said again.


“Bulkah?” Udin was very happy to hear that. “How to, please tell me!” Sampuraga's shoulders were gripped violently by him.


“Quiet, Boss!” Sampuraga was surprised by his reaction. “So, right you love Beleza so much, huh? If you had declared your love to her, I'm sure you'd be a happy couple by now, maybe two adorable twin tuyul ha-ha-ha.” have been born


Udin could only lower his head. He also found it difficult to express his feelings, but just say ailope yu, is fine.


“Huh! the theory is very easy, but the turn of practice is even ambiguous,” muttered Udin looked up at the blue sky and let out a long sigh.


“I'm not sure if this will work, but it's worth a try its name is also a work.” Sampuraga approached Udin and whispered, “If the young man has come to his senses later, you can help him escape. She must have missed her village, show her the way home.”


“How do you show the way? Bukit Barisan forest is very large!”


Udin was still confused on how to show the man the way home, as they lived in the middle of the wilds of Bukit Barisan away from the settlement.


“So, we walk behind us. We make a sign all the way and it just needs to follow the sign we gave it. Kan, finish the boss! Beleza's back in my lap .. uh, Boss's lap means ha-ha-ha!”


Sampuraga chuckled, so the Jungle Youths turned their heads towards them.


“Hush! Hush! There road! Kepo only,” complained Sampuraga swing his hand—make his colleagues keep walking first.


Udin smiled broadly after hearing the brilliant idea. He believes this is the only way to keep Beleza away from the young man.


However, he suddenly remembered the law of the Jungle Tribe that prohibits members of the Tribe from mingling with other Tribes.


“Why don't we have the Chief finish him?”


“Eh, you stupid boss! Are you sure the Chief will sentence the young man to death if Beleza defends him desperately, let alone Beleza's father is our Warlord, remember the upper class can reverse the law at will!” sahut Sampuraga frowned, as he felt Udin was too innocent even though he had the strength of a hulk. However, his brain was not as thin as Iron Man.


“Causible. You are indeed the best friend.”


Udin was very satisfied with Sampuraga's explanation. Now they just have to pretend to check the back and start the action they put up a sign all the way home.