My wife is a Jungle

Just Misunderstand Me

Zul felt the gazes of the Jungle Youth on him like murderous gazes in Hollywood movies.

“That's because of this potion,” said Zul showed the rest of his homemade Pangir. “Don't forget you also use the roots of the tree that was pounded to clean your golden teeth,” he said again while handing a frying pan containing the rest of Pangir to Nerida.

The girls of the Jungle Tribe immediately huddled around Nerida, they were curious about the potion that made Beleza become like an angel.

“Do not forget to rub your body using coconut coir, so that the dirt attached to the body disappears. If rubbing the back, just replace it with friends,” Beleza said to be arrogant—because it has been beautiful like the women in Barisan hill valley.

“Baikkkk!” sahut Nerida's. “Thank you, yes. We try first, later we make more for all residents of the Jungle Tribe!”

Nerida immediately ran towards the cave, the Jungle Tribe's public bathroom was—because it was impatient to want to be beautiful like Beleza so that his Bang Udin more and more klepek to him.

“Wah-wah .. everything is brought. Kan, I am also curious and want to be handsome like Zul,” grumbled Malin.

“Cih, careful! It is a foreign product that may have side effects, mending gini-gini only. Live as is with this natural scent!” sela Udin pretended not to like. Though he was also curious to try it, how to know he would be similar to Bang Regar; handsome and charismatic.

“Woalah... How colossal are you, Din! Girls now must choose the handsome and fragrant, it is not the time to show off the muscles doang!” sneer Malin while pretending to want to pee near the Cave.

Udin who saw Malin's behavior only shook his head, because he knew Malin would want to peek at the girls of the Jungle Tribe who were bathing. He just said he wanted to piss.

Nucifera, Beleza's mother came out of her cottage with a matted face and curly hair that was disheveled because last night she and Pitung were wrestling violently that made the cottage tremble like an earthquake.

“Oahmmmm! What the hell is a storm early in the morning, disturb people to sleep only. Don't know y'all, my waist is porous!” Nucifera grumbled while yawning with her mouth wide open.

However, there was one person who was immediately frightened to see the figure of Beleza's mother, he was Zul who immediately felt the world was about to collapse and was sure the words of pearl would be on him, he said, her in-laws' behavior is very similar to her mother's in the village.

Nucifera was astonished to see the figure of Beleza now that became very beautiful, he even rubbed his eyes many times; whether he was hallucinating or was a ghost waiting for the forest.

However, it turns out that the beautiful girl is really Beleza, her daughter who was born in a breech many years ago.

“Eza daughter Mom, you are syantik once!” Nucifera hugged Beleza. “You smell so good? What water bath are you, did the Grand Shaman give you a shrink?” She's curious.

“Day gini makai susuk, Eza use artificial ingredients Brother, Mak!” sahut Beleza smiled widely as he looked at the tense Zul and stood firmly like the Enggres Police guarding Buckingham Palace.

“Oo, it turns out that you are useful too, no matter you just shake your hips and become the burden of our lives!” cibir Nucifera with a typical cynical look of mother-in-law in a flying fish soap opera.