My wife is a Jungle

Postpone First

Zul was just resigned, but suddenly he wanted to urinate.

“Hadehh Zul immediately went out and opened the door. However, how surprised he was, it turned out that the Jungle Youth had surrounded his Hut. “Hey, why are you here shucks! Ngintip, huh?” Zul cursed at them.

The Jungle Youths immediately scattered in all directions. Some jumped into a small river and some went directly to the ground to avoid being seen by Zul and pretend to be looking for a friend tick nearby.

“What's Bang?” beleza asked her husband's astonishment, even angry.

“It turns out we were snooped up since. Fortunately we are not ahem-eheman,” said Zul—then looked at the Youth of the Jungle Tribe. “Mating food, woi!” Zul mocked them.

“Where to marry, our rations you snatch!” sahut Udin who woke up heard the commotion. He was actually invited also earlier by Jarjit, but he did not want to because he was reluctant to peek at his own best friend and chose to sleep near the campfire.

“Salah itself is not good at seducing women. That's why learning to me—when I was in the valley of ghosts, I was Playboy cap bull. There are countless beautiful women I have dated. As the saying goes, every corner has hehehe ..” Zul also boasted to them, so that the Jungle Youth was more jealous of him.

“You don't have to believe! He is brave for women. Look, pee time alone from the stairs of the cottage, do not dare to go down ha-ha-ha ...” Zul's taunts were answered by Jarjit who made Zul's face wrinkle sourly.

“You guys slept there! We want to do the newlyweds' night ritual first, don't y'all peep, yeah! I'll swear you're barren!” The zul instantly closes the door after watering the grass under its stairs with natural warm water.

The voices of the Jungle Youth are still heard cussing Zul for being annoyed by him and they fail to watch live streaming Zul wrestling with Beleza.

Zul laid his body beside Beleza and he was very satisfied to have cornered the Jungle Youth that had almost killed him this afternoon. However, Beleza's eyes look like an eagle to pounce on a mouse.

“What's the matter dear?” rayu Zul because he saw Beleza as if he was sulking.

“Ha-ha-ha .. that's the side effect of being handsome. Many women who want to have a brother, let alone this, Brother likes not to be happy. Hence voluntarily accepting all the love statements of beautiful women. The proof is that Eza is crazy about Brother, right?” Zul is lying again.

Beleza felt right what her husband said, because it was from the beginning of her who wanted to have Zul, so that she violated the customary rules that have lasted for generations.

“Alright, from now on. Detective Eza will be monitoring Abang 24 hours nonstop. Eza will not tolerate pelakor seeds that perch in our household life.”

Beleza stood with a waistline like a legislative candidate who campaigned to win the popular vote that they only remember during the campaign season, even then they could greet the envelope of the contents of one sheet of five thousand only.

Frowning Zul saw his behavior. “Already, here we sleep. Later neighbors offended by your booming voice, so you reported to the chief of the Jungle Tribe with rubber articles that usually undermine the poor.”

With pleasure, Beleza immediately spread her body next to Zul and the atmosphere was suddenly silent, both of them looking at each other.

“Bang, right, tomorrow we just do the first wedding night ritual?”

Beleza is still not convinced Zul is not tempted at all by himself who is a raflesia flower of the Jungle Tribe. The most beautiful in all Bukit Barisan.

“Abang just want to, but we better clean ourselves first before doing that. Let Eza satisfied to see the good looks of Brother, BTS or Hollywood bulls passing by... Brother is also satisfied to see the beauty of Ayuyu that exceeds the beauty of the artist dangdut next door!” Zul still refused Beleza's invitation.

“Good Bang, good night .. May good dreams, lope-lepeyu,” Beleza whispered as she closed her eyes.

“May you also have a good dream,” said Zul stroked his messy bin hair so that he quickly slept and did not babble.