My Two Husband's

World War III #1

Deryl breathed in tiredness. It has been almost a week since he could not get into work because Naya kept on monopolizing him. If it's normal, Deryl doesn't matter. But Naya clings to it to the extreme! Deryl can't escape the sight and touch of an item for a second. Where's Deryl, that's where Naya follows her. Even when Deryl took a shower, Naya was with her.

"Yes, baby.. Did I cook first?" deryl asked Naya for permission.

Naya shakes. "No, you can't!"

"But I'm hungry. No food and you won't let me cook.."

"Then deliver! Oh no, no. You must taste Kevan's amazing cuisine!"

Deryl frowned softly. "Kevan can cook? Since when?"

"Not long ago, recently she's always been cooking for me."

"And you ate the food?!"

"Yes, I spent it."

"God! Why are you eating it? Kevan's cooking is poisonous!"

Kevan, who was next to her, also put his lips together. The cooking wasn't that bad until Deryl said it was poisonous. "Say you're jealous because Naya likes my cooking."

"Well, what am I jealous of you for. I think my cooking is better."

"Oh yeah? I think your cooking is normal! You often add a lot of salt in it! Acidity, people say that the cuisine is salty means he wants to marry again. Now be honest with me and Naya, who's your affair?!" accuse Kevan.

"Your eyes! I have no thoughts of cheating! I'm not a playboy, you know?!"

"Oh you're not a playboy, but you're not selling. Aye right? The proof from small to big, the woman close to you is only Naya!"

Naya already felt bodoamat with the two husbands' mouths. It's free to be divorced, anyway in the next few minutes both will repeat the same thing again. True futility is in vain.

"It's not a no-good, stupid. That's my mark on being loyal to one woman!"

"Oh I didn't ask!" sahut Kevan ketus.

Bugh!

A sofa pillow right on Kevan's face. The culprit was laughing now seeing Kevan's face become tangled after being hit by the throw.

"You really are, Deryl!"

Without thinking long without counting 1 2 3, Kevan immediately stood up carrying the sofa pillow that was thrown by Deryl. The man immediately approached Deryl and hit her with a sofa cushion blindly. No matter what Deryl complained about, Kevan kept beating her.

"You attacked me like a woman!" deryl mocked Kevan.

"Kimi minyiringki warden pirimpiin." taunted Kevan back.

"Look at it later, you'll get a reply!"

"Oh I'm not afraid."

Deryl and Kevan are like Tom and Jerry. Where there's a chance, there they fight.

"You should be fine with me, I'm a senior!" deryl.

"Senior. I'm the senior!"

"Of course I'm more senior, I'm more experienced with Naya!"

"You've been talking a lot, my head hurts to hear it."

"Actually you two are a lot of talk" said Naya. The woman now no longer leaned back and hugged Deryl, she had sat by herself and hugged the cushioned sofa that the two men had used as weapons of war. It is a shame that the beautiful bearing was destroyed in vain because of the stupidity of her two husbands.

"Deryl started first" Kevan said, throwing a pillow at Deryl.

"Just boy. When did I start."

"You provoked my emotions first."

"Look at your face I've been emotional,"

Kevan stared at Deryl sharply, while the one being stared at instead took the snack jar that was on the table. Remember that Deryl hasn't eaten for a whole day because Naya, like a leech, sticks around.

"That's my snack by the way." Kevan said starting to provoke a commotion again.

"Oh I don't care. What is clear is that the jar is mine, automatically the contents are also mine."

"Oh it deserves the taste of the snack is not good, it turns out the jar is cheap. That good Tupperware, it can be carried in war! It won't be damaged by Dutch bullets."

"But it's the mother's favorite brand."

"You think yours isn't?"

"Aren't you guys fighting? Why even discuss the jar?" ask Naya.

"Just a little sharing to Deryl's brand of nice jars. Perhaps he wants to travel far." Kevan replied.

"Where am I going to travel?" ask Deryl.

"To outer space? Clearly far from my life. I'm tired of seeing that flat face,"

"You think I feel at home seeing this shitty face of yours? It's really like making your face into a bakwan and mixed with shrimp!"

"Psychopath. It turns out you're very dangerous, you have a murderous soul."

"You watch too many soap operas, so your brain is not as in tune with your mind." Deryl said.

"Deryl, watch your mouth! Don't make me angry! How do you know I watch soap operas?!"

Deryl put on her cengo face. Looking at Kevan in confusion, so Kevan really often watch soap operas huh? But it was just talking. "I'm just the origin." replied Deryl speechless.

"You must be spying on me, right? Confessing you!"

"So you watch soap operas often?" naya was surprised.

Kevan grimaced and timidly nodded. "Not often, if you are bored. Th-that was unintentional too. Just watch it for granted .. well that's how it is.."

"Gosh.."

"But I can recommend a good soap opera."

"What's that?" ask Naya.

"Well .which I often watch over and over again in that yt, my love blossoms in the tea garden, my soul mate ojek online, thugs fallin love, and the last one is my favorite, the love of the fake parrot."

Naya and Deryl were agape at Kevan's speech just now. Gosh darn.. Kevan is a shame for the size of a CEO who likes to watch soap operas.

"You're a disgrace." sneered Deryl.

"What's wrong with watching soap operas? I'm not following it for real life."

"But you're too lazy, don't you realize?"

"You're putting yourself up, huh? Isn't that you?"

"I? The bayes? Hahaha don't talk nonsense, Kevan."

"I'm not talking nonsense, I'm talking about reality."

"Don't know."

"It's like that, isn't it the truth? You're the biggest man who ever lived in Indonesia."

Deryl no longer responded to Kevan's remarks, the man kept his nudges and picked up the television remote. Instead of listening to Kevan's nonsense, it would be nice to just listen to television. More useful because.

"Rather than watching the news you better follow in my footsteps watching soap operas, I guarantee you'll be hooked!"

"Never!"

"Ah you are so. Later if you have watched once, just be aware if addicted. I'm spitting on your face."

"Who dare you spit on me? Your spit is dangerous, it contains bacteria, viruses, diseases, rabies."

"You think I'm an animal?!"

"I didn't say it, but you equated it."

"Deryl! You die this time!"

Kevan immediately attacked Deryl and made Naya scream. The luxurious house became rowdy only the three occupants were insane.

— to be continue