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"Guys, I'm going out. What will the afternoon bring?" ask me while staring at all my employees one by one in turn.
"What the hell, Ma'am, the important thing is delicious, halal, and make full. Uwes enough," replied Ma'am Husna.
"I don't have to, Ma'am. I'm going to have lunch with Candra. I made a deal about it, "grin Sandra pretended to be coy.
I smiled understandingly while nodding. Then turn to Jihan who still seems to be thinking seriously. This child is only asked what he wants to eat but he thinks so.
"Han, you want something?" I managed to break Jihan's daydream.
"I want this rich chilli meatball, Ma'am. Can you?"
With a slight hesitation, Jihan showed her phone screen towards me. Makes me reflectively move my face towards the phone.
"That's a lot of cabins, Han? Are you sure you're not afraid of stomach pain?"
Without the slightest hesitation, Jihan nodded, "I'm a nitip, Ma'am," he said then about to stand up but I held on.
"Eh, uh, no-no. I will buy it later. Take my money."
"But, Ma'am-"
"Udah is not papa. Sister Husna wants to be equated with Jihan?"
"Ojo to, Ma'am. Wes, ketoprak opo gado-gado wae," refused Mba Husna raw, making us laugh.
"Okay, if that's it. I'm going straight to ya."
"Yes, ma'am, be careful driving it!"
"Yes" I said before leaving the store.
I drove my car straight to Monik's house. We made a promise to go buy gifts for Lina's unborn baby. Because Monik is insistent on buying his cards now. The reason is, fear of hunting money kepake for household life, which he said often need funds impromptu.
Once at the Monik house, I was quite upset by the behavior of Killa's mother who still uses her home service uniform, namely negligent batik to the knee.
"Where is Illa? How not to look? " i asked while searching his refrigerator which was full of ingredients for cooking. Monik is still busy with Killa's favorite milkfish.
"In his grandmother's house."
"Well, not invited?"
The monik shook his head while turning off his stove. "No. Males. Later ask for toys, bother."
"Well, if you want a toy, you can buy it, right?" I looked at Monik who was washing his old cooking furniture with a questionable look on his face.
"Gowo duet?" ketus Monik ferociously.
"Well, use your money, use my money."
"Yes, you are the boss. Lah me? Unemployment that still needs skincare."
I looked at Monik in disbelief. "So you prefer to buy skincare rather than toys for your own child? Well, if until netizens know you can keep silent."
"Yes, my brother likes the same sprain Illa, that's a boy if he's seen a toy like khilaf eyes like his mother. It would be me if you want to go-go gini, like his own misgivings. Fear of khilaf angarin continue to be videoin same netizens, it could be viral ntar us. So let's be safe, I go to her grandmother's place, play too. Different if his father is nudged."
I just feel lazy to hear his long explanation. Only then pushed his acid-smelling body out of the kitchen area.
"Yes, yes, now take a shower! I wait in front. Curcolnya sometime again," I said and then turned to the living room.
"Yee, who's been confiding. My people are just stories," the moniker replied.
I just waved my right hand upwards without turning my head towards him, a sign I don't care what he said.
It took a while, until Monik finally came down and was ready to go.
"For so long the makeup, it's done too," my protest was upset that I was almost bored to death waiting for him.
"Keep if you've been practicing and have an tail can not be dandan it? Precisely the gini mothers are mandatory grooming, because the actors are still rampant."
"Aren't you afraid that your husband is jealous if his makeup is that?" tanyaku.
Monik laughed when he heard my question.
"Yes, it's not. As a good wife, I must always look beautiful at all times, let alone want to go out gini. Afraid to meet a husband partner, continue to be not beautiful and not beautiful, ntar in her husband I can not buy make up for me. Well, if that's who's hard? Yes, husband is. That's why I have to look okay."
I nodded because of his explanation. "I think the husband will grumble if he knows his wife looks beautiful gini, but no longer walk with him."
The moniker laughed again. "If your husband is out there or your husband is, maybe he is. But if my husband isn't. You're not married yet, you don't have a husband. So will not understand," the ledek then accompanied by laughter of his nista.
Damnit. I was satirized as it turned out.
My next response was just a snort of annoyance before saying, "Have a son. I have a boyfriend, not a single one."
"Surely still that girlfriend? Kok is less convincing yes," said Monik while putting on an uncertain face. Makes me want to hit her with the vase of flowers that are in front of me right now.
"Eat him do not macem-macem lo the same power of mother-emak. Kualat. Come on, let's go now! Daytime, "take him later.
With a sullen face I got up and handed my car keys to him.
"Lo who is driving," I reply to use the lo-gue language because I am upset.
"Well, what am I?" monik protest not accepted.
"Yes, yes, I'm driving. This onion is a virgin. Haven't grumbled that male sperm yet," his grunts as he snatched my car keys with his pouting face and walked ahead of me.
"Your mouth is Mo!" amukku is getting furious. While the Monik actually accelerated his footsteps out of the house.
"Handling doang, La!" he screamed while running.
Ck. My mother also behaved like a child.
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We've arrived at the baby supply store, without the hassle of jamming. Monik is so enthusiastic about looking at baby gear that looks funny and also beautiful. He was even confused to choose it.
"What are we buying for Illa?" ask Monik without looking at me. His two eyes focused on sorting through some of the items before him.
"Adek Illa? You pregnant again, Mo?" manywould be surprised.
Buset. I just have one yet, is the Monik already want to have two? Duh. Yes, yes, the horror.
Monik clucking. "Lina's baby, La, I mean."
I immediately breathed a sigh of relief hearing his response.
"I'm kirain."
"Later, at least let Illa enter PAUD or TK all of you. Waiting for you too."
I raise an eyebrow, pretending I don't understand. "Kok me?"
"Yes, among us who haven't taken it is just you. Who doesn't know who the father of his children is, you are, '" Monik replied half irritatedly.
"You're a quip, Mo?"
"looks?"
I just shrugged my shoulders as an answer.
"Basic is insensitive. Udah, the problem of prospective donor sperm you we discuss next time. Now we're talking about buying what for baby Lina?"
I just snorted at the term the Monik used.
"How about a push train?" I said later, giving advice.
Monik seemed to think for a moment. When viewed from his expression, he seemed not to agree so much with my advice.
"To my knowledge, a stroller costs a lot, La. Sure you?"
"Why? Don't you want a joint, is this?"
"Yes, just.., yes already if you are srek - it is. We go straight to the stroller" Monik said, taking me to the stroller.
I nodded as I followed her footsteps towards the stroller section.
"Ohya, what's your relationship?"
"Where's what?" I pretend I don't understand. Makes the Monik snort.
I just smiled a little in response.
"Not good, huh?" guess the Monik is almost on target.
I smiled wryly and shrugged my shoulders. Because I don't know how to respond. The moniker is just a nod after it.
"If your soul mate is back, be calm, too" his advice made me nod.
"Yes." Yeah."
"How about 'that?" monik asked suddenly, making me stop my footsteps.
"What's 'that?" this time I really don't understand.
"Cowok in the same cafe at the patrol post again kondangan. You guys have something, right?"
I frowned at his illogical speculation. Wonder. Why is Rey mentioned as well.
"Don't you?"
"Sok knows," I said. "This one looks funny. I also like the color," I said as I pointed at one of the stroller that caught my attention.
Monik clucked before making a sound. "The transfer of issues," he said no less ketus. Then check the price. "Angyr. This mah. We'll find another thing. Baby walkers, usually a bit cheap," the comment disagreed.
"Sama temen himself kok itung-kutung," grumbled then followed the Monik walk towards the Baby walker section.
"Yes you're good, you don't have an tail. Boss pula. Lah here? Just unemployed who already has a bun..., uh, La, that's not the guy we just talked about?" The monik suddenly pulled my arm and pointed towards another visitor.
I followed the Monik's index finger and found Reynand joking with a beautiful woman I didn't recognize. I felt my blood boiling. The hot air seemed to overwhelm me. Even the air conditioner installed in this store was unable to cool my suddenly hot heart. Holy hooch! Did I just say?
"Why?" monic whispers right on my earlobe.
I'm shaking. "We're going home now. Sleepy. We'll find the card sometime," I said, walking out of the store, ignoring the Monik's screams asking to wait for him. But I don't care.
Damnit. What's wrong with me? Why do I feel annoyed to see her so happy with another woman.
Tbc,