L Absurd Investigation

Answering Conspiracy Theories

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So today I happened to join really, as usual I finally decided to scroll facebook, ig, and yutup, maap tiktok not gw type, eitss. but for users do not take offense first, because this time I will discuss the confusion of girls, especially tiktok girls.

So in fb, I found a video that came from tiktok, the contents of there is a beautiful girl, very beautiful, but this girl really same kepo people's business, caper maybe well, yes, gatau also gw, maap-maap nih gw instead of insulting girls or what, but for you girls, please deh if you are beautiful, yes I also know you are beautiful, yes I also know you are beautiful, but don't caper that, at least you gausah rocking that way or cry keep you up to the story, video, your photo again cry, because honestly we guys are only 40% pity, pity, the rest of the 60% is yaaa. try deket ae it's the same you, so the rest if you don't try pdk ya actually we the\*. Because honestly, all men like beautiful women, but to be married, we prefer good women.

Forget about it, I'm confiding. So semalem gw nemu this video..


There's a girl we're boys with when we're hanging out on what? Why did he come home so bad? That's more or less the question. Before that, I had pointed out the tiktok account and instagram for those who want to stop by, this I dapet from rangga, actually I gw ganiat.


So because of the intention to discuss this, finally this mallm I hang out while writing, to tell you what guys discuss fitting hang out. Suppose you follow me and my friends to Tongkrongan.

Gw this malem went to the bagas house. I hitchhiked the motorbike, well that's why we both picked up rendy, so we three bergengan make it to the warkop and meet the rangga, warkopnya the nasya is our hangout since smp.

So actually a guy if hanging out that in the discussion is not careless, sometimes we have our own groove so that the chat seems long.

Based on research that I am rendy traced, starting from the nanya-nanya next door that contains most men-cowo seleb all, from our very alim and authoritative circel experience, sampe nanyain tongkrongan the fathers of cockfighting in the village next door. I finally got the answer!

1. **one-hour first**

"Gw whyapp an\*ing but ga dibales-bales ma him" Rangga is seen holding his head, apparently stressed with his girlfriend's attitude.

"Well, I told you what, Ririn mah susaahhh ga" Bagas nanggepin

"Lu see noh, the circuit is ae seleb all, the princess febi the beeehh.difficult to nge" Rendi also cornered.

"Lu at least really menggangkut he uses vespa matic, motor lu ae beat karbu, yailah match also haul gallons" Gw added, in the end Rangga not added spirit trying pdkt ama Ririn, not only, even become self-conscious.

In the first hour if you do not talk about hobbies, or mabar games, you must talk about girls.

**2. Around 9-10an**

"Gw again a lot of problems nge, bokap nyokap nyukuh gw nikahhhh, so mulu-gitu I'm tired of the horror" Sahut rendy, it seems he was frustrated, really, really, asked when marriage by people feels like you are becoming iron men.

"Lu mending, lah gw, mo nabung ae hard work, a lot of bet needs adek-adek gw, pay school is this it is, even though I mo nabung let me spit marriage'' Bagas was sad, they could only strengthen each other.

"Lu tau ga si nasya tuh original birthday celebration, lu shadowin ae gw middle malem test martial will tell him what?" The topic changed to romance. This time I started.

"What do you think is ajib really lu ampe it el?" asked rendi, and the other two boys looked at me with high curiosity.

"So don't say anything anyway, I'm sleeping because yakali middle trials malem, but yes finally I'll be dropped by him, kan jawak ege even though courtship is not"

In these hours the guy usually vent his life problems, romance, which when the original in my own life, gapernah there is a genre of romance, most comedy, action, slice of life, bangk\* this life is gaadil.

**3. Around 11an**

"Do you know the Bermuda triangle? well that's it. There really is anji\* in the world, if you go there.. LU GABAKAL CAN GET OUT OF HAHAHAHA"

"el you believe darwin's theory don't you?" ask rangga

"But the reason is still make sense, why humans used to be created originally from keraaaaa" Rangga actually bebal ga nerima criticism

"Yes if humans were once apes, why are there still apes?" this theory even though it is often discussed fitting hang out still ae kgk selese2.

In these hours we usually start discussing theories, about aliens, or talking about how it feels to be a mermaid.

**4. Around 1an**

"Yes I understand what you mean, but you actually feel euphoric? Actually this is propaganda, which makes this massive demonstration all actually a transfer of issues from the government?"

"Gw just watched the motivation of bob sadino, if you want to succeed at a young age, we must eliminate the tuh whose name is fear and shame, if you want to succeed at a young age, continue to work hard but do not expect because behind the expectations will arise disappointment" Gw nasihatin to 3 of these acts with pleasure, and full of motivation.

"alah el, if the motivation of the poor your cake so the clatter of fart cake'' answer bagas make me hurt but boong wkwk.

Usually if you have entered the clock home chat more and more heavy, suddenly discuss politics, discuss tips on success so interpeneur, talk about how the world if the corruptor is gaada, say, speaking of which if the pancasila values are all achieved, say if mega\*\*\*i is only ordinary mothers and understand how it feels to shop for abis and oil rebates, sampe discuss how if humans can lay eggs.

**5. Around 2 o'clock or 3an**

"Lu die won't be able to bring treasure bro! all this time you've still breathed it because of who? Because GOD! less grateful you, a lot of moaning, alms drag, watch bok\*p road go on, well you tuh ren, you emang gapunya cwe, but you like godain girl, like mintain streamer cwe pap \*\*, but you like godain girl \*\*, your repentance, your repentance on.." justad gw advice.

"Halah lu el, pokong speaking people, ngaku you, you still like vtuber donations keep asking ara-ara sigh right you, honestly lu bangk\*" Rendi ngegas gamau lose.


\*This is a picture of 4 virtuous young men who like to listen to the advice of ustad lectures

\*\*This scene must be imitated at home by people who have experienced especially those who have not.

Well, if the topic of tongkrongan has entered the spiritual realm, the story of the prophet moses, the prophet jonah eaten by fish, the law of donation vtuber ama gambling is the same, even the kubra apocalypse is discussed, this usually has begun to enter the final phase, this important meeting will end soon, usually this meeting ends due to most debates, though the science of religion thin bet kek t-kos kutang, finally did not meet the answer and finally went home.

"So pas dajal dateng tuhhh, ujan gradually tuh for 3 years!! Everywhere the bre drought!" Bagas started the story

"He uh, he uh" Gw, rendi, rangga just ngngngngin he while coffee and eat bakwan.

"initially he hasn't told me god! but over time it became more and more that he added many followers bre! Finally pas has a lot of followers, he said if he was the LORDN BREE!!" Bagas is getting smoldering.

"Don't you know how many people tol\*l will believe him? horrified cuy" Sahut gw nambahin.

"but you guys have ever been horrified ga anyway. in arab or turkish it's tuh gudau I forgot, there is a video of a child born his eyes one bre!'' Jiggle shoulder gw.

"That's it. it's mah editann!" tukas rangga

"Part of the dajal is the original eye 2 but that can be made to see only one, so yes that right.."

"Kukuruyukk... Kukuruyukkkk"

"Did? It's banhke's morning!" I looked at Somad's house with chicken.

"Anjiiii\*ggg ga sepet kan gw arrrghhh!!'' Rendi's upset

"Turn back, as\*!" Bagas disperse meetings without trite and informal.

"Anjirrt lahhh work must be sleepy, gegara you guys I'm so not sleeping" Gw just felt my eyes sting now.

Finally we return with regret because of going to work and college with sleepy conditions. But tomorrow's cake again.

And that's the topic of guy chat, random really isn't it? Girls sometimes nethink the same topic of chat guys tongkrongan let alone long ampe at 12 o'clock malem can even ampe morning. But rest assured we are not focused on talking to other girls, yes it does exist, but rest assured that later it will certainly be diverted by itself with other topics.

The point is that, the topics of boy chat is not a trash, maybe even a useful delay and full of philosophical value.

Although not rare, or arguably we often talk about things smelling 18\+ but still worth. Because who think the exact style variations we-us, you girls just handkerchief and trust, and we certainly equally delicious. (ambiguous flooding is very gw)