L Absurd Investigation

The 'L Absurd Investigation' Team'

"The cameraman is ready yet to woy" Rendi shouted. His keeper he was not aware of when he was his cameraman.

"Si any*g.. lu ege his cameraman" Bagas hit his head with a pile of paper containing a script scene.

"Lu on can be serious no hell? how do I start anj*r lahhh" gw kel.

Well I understand, the 'L absurd investigation' team there are only 4 people, so every one person holds many tasks.

"Yes, gosah ngegas kali bang, his name forgot''' Rendi grinned.

"Yok hunt yok! Camera rolling action!" Shouting rangga giving aba-aba. Camera is pointing in the direction of gw. String megangin emergency lights to add lighting.

Gw as the host, as well as the speaker, as well as the main character also started the action.

"Yep, temen-temen, make a belom know ama gw. know gw L, the most cute author in the universe. For those who already know, you are loyal yes ama gw, because I am not the type of person who plays with the hearts of others eakk" Gw scratching his head confused.

Bagas ngasih code, I also do not mean what the code means, but in my eyes, he coughs and continues to smile pretentious cool.

Anj*ng emang, you mean you already.

Yep right, I have a concussion of the brain, aka immunization, ah do not know Iw, basically I forgot the script.

Finally I follow what was done earlier, I coughed saucy 3x, continued to smile smirk that way saucy people usually.

Bagas clucked in annoyance, he raised his hand, coded the rendi to stop the recording.

"Cut cut.. the anj*rtt you why ege?!" Bagas pissed

"Sorry I forgot'' I grinned.

"Rangga, rather than lu ga ngapain mending temenin si el" Tukas bagas

"Well? The gw? nongol camera?" Rangga looks confused like a mace dragonfly.

''yaiya ege, nongol is in the camera, the name is also a reality show! if you are nongol in a burrow, his name is dead" Sahut gw.

"Gw gabisa el dihh, say what try gw" rangga memelas, kek tofu stew.

"Ga, you are from yesterday curious ama daily si el if for a novel..why don't you ask about it? the source is in the day" Sahut Rendi, giving the idea of meaning mah.

"That means we're off the script? how's gas? " ask me, glancing at the scripter.

"Yodah yodah, handover, from this video kelar" bagas nodded resignedly.

"was? this is the emergency light what holds?" asked rangga confused, rangga is indeed a creature whose hobby is confused, kang confused the most confusing universe, ga kayak gw, this most cute creature, joking.

"Well, you're the one holding the lights?" Rendi asked carefully, fearing Bagas offended her continued to be eaten, horrifying the Bagas cannibal.

"Where did ege come from?" whisper rangga, to gw.

"Well anj*r I'm going to fill the narrative in the novel how can you be horrified?!" gw kesel, so keselnya gw, rangga gw bite, no kanda doang, the cannibal kan Bagas.

"Because of that.." I nginget-nginget kemaaren event. Yak, then I'd like to say that I've been called by mr. Erte, told to his house to make a silahturahim, I'm confused about the yakan tumben, but I think who knows if he wants to take a son-in-law.

"Have you*k bring a hape?!" Proud whispers.

"As far as I dong ege, are you making a fuss?!" Gw makin.

"Furthermore" rangga nyengir, I also grin, we so keke upin ipin.

Well, right I went to the house of Pak erte, I saw the children of the children jamet kelurahan next to the gossip.

"Si any*ng gabisa diem very! That's a seed boy who excels in the gossip world of ege gerghibahan" I'm getting more and more.

"Continue" Rangga patted my shoulder slowly with a smile, reassuring I may, this time he gabakal make a sprain again.

Well, the boys again gosipin bagas who like nyemilin sandal fitting friday.

"Well, anj*r, what does this have to do with slippers and cannibals?" rangga nanya again.

"Denger-denger is the way he did not make people eat" replied I'm looking in the eyes with as sinister as possible, let him realize if gw kelen.

"Well? where are you hearing?"

"That time.." Gw again trying to remember the incident where I was horrified if I like the nyemilin sandals people just Friday. But all of a sudden it's ruined my delusion.

"Woy said gw.." the head of the bagas appeared in the middle of the head gw ama rangga.

"Some gas, more careful hehe script" Gw dismissed the accusations.

"By the way I'm looking out for you! I swear your mouths both smell like selan*k*ngan tapir!" Bagas emotion, his eyes full of fire anger, can make chicken, ehh inget fastingaaa.

"Relling action camera!'' Shouts of love aba-aba.

Gw and Rangga as a question and answer also in action.

"Well, if you'll excuse me, we're already with Rivaille's brother here. Brother can tell the daily story of brother fitting again write a CSD novel?" Ask rangga sok kek mba-mba on the news.

"Well, the cake I just use hands, nothing special, the cake uses feet that no, I am ordinary" replied I with pede.

"Oh well... Furthermore, from the reader there is a sister, if again writing a novel continues to bosen it usually does? can you please answer, brother?" Rangga dah percis bet anj*r to mba-mba alpamei.

"Gw it. if again bosen nulis well not all the way from sleeping, eating, b*k other human cake is yes, or sometimes I try healing myself"

"Ahh? can you tell me what brother is doing? that beach? or go up the mountain? usually yak writer demen bet tuh up-up that, let alone up the leaves" Rangga smiles wry laugh, original like bet cake he pas nahan ke*tut, I so suspicious and uncomfortable.

"gw anyway as a saucy man since birth, not much cake behavior that is yes, even the one who is tired, how is money abis ntar? gw anyway most just ngupil front glass, like curious, I'm still cute not really if again ngupil, or sometimes I also like to ride anyway, ride the tile for example, gw, demen bet I chatted with birds in the neighboring tile"

Rangga laughed again, I was more uncomfortable and afraid, worried he threw a bomb, which was more powerful than the bombs used to destroy hiroshima and nagasaki.

"W-why do you like it in the neighboring tile?'' still laughing at him.

"Soalah if the roof of the house itself berated the mother" after I answered that, suddenly the bomb attack that I had predicted had occurred. Rangga did not throw the bomb blatantly, with his experts he threw the bomb without sound.

gw glared at the bagas, the bagas who understood immediately gave the code to use the mouth to the Rangga S-E-L-E-S-A-I, he gave the code so that he could end the video with a few words.

"Alright the audience is generous, I'm equally el can not accompany you for long, sorry this handsome person must be alone, but calm.we will hold the next reality show, we will hold the next reality show, if anyone would like to ask about the life of our esteemed author please comment below yes'' after the drug-drug gang to the camera, rendi turned off the recording.

The three of us spontaneously moved away from Rangga and shouted "Switch" simultaneously.

Finally the reality show today closed with a smile that relieved abis nahan ke*tut.

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All of the above stories are only fiction by the author, Words, attitudes, and scenes are only made jokingly do not match the reality (originally good) team 'L absurd investigation' formed to reduce (add) the stress of the readers.

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