L Absurd Investigation
Lee Boy the Devil
Hello know my name Lee boy my achievement in being a devil, is I once instigated Pharaoh to claim to be a god, and make Malin Kundang not admit his mother. Both are masterpieces of my work. And honestly I am quite satisfied with my achievements, because it is not satisfied mah human huh? sorry I am a demon.
The problem is, humans are now much more creative in making sins, initiative!
Even tend TO SCAPEGOAT US!!
Bansos funds corrupted, Social Aid in corruption try?!!
His conscience where is the boss?!!
Make a Hoax to pit the sheep...
HOW MANY FAMILY GROUPS ARE IN TROUBLE?! HUH UH?
Still beating us!! Oi! Introspect yourself! Don't be the mulu cave accused!
Ren boy(deep demon): Bang! bang. patient bang. hold... fasting month bang.. (Ren.boy holds back I don't make you human)
No. the problem is gw..
BUT HOW COME HE'S SUCH A PINTER!!! ASTONISHING GW!!! THAT CAKE IS LIKE YOU ON INITIATIVE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO TAKE THE POSITION OF GW AS A DEVIL?! GW GABISA LET THIS!! GW GAADA JOB COULD BE INCITING.. IF YOU ARE MAKING SINS, YOU ARE VERY GOOD!!
Ren boy: Patience. hold the pride. dah bang.. mending lu istigfar now..
Huuhh.. (Gw exhale, emotion I am a creature whose name is human)
Astagfirullah..
"Ah Ren boy, I'm back" I chose to go home early.
"Well? but the work is not finished" Ren boy mo nahan I let it go back, but I have already bad mood for work.
"Lah lagiaann..why do we too, right?! Ntu humans are also on their own initiative to menuhin hell, we work or no difference, ntar-ntar end also hell mah rame" I am ready to go home.
"Lee boy hape lu kebaknya tuh. keknya there is a phone" Hape in place gw mah do not use sounds, immediately burn if there is a notif, most owners of naro hape in the back pocket, the, so if someone calls or sms ntu**** to burn, so be aware, gabakal can pretend not to know, if there is someone pretending to be ****** he had become a barbeque, anyways like to pretend gatau it's human nature, sorry gw mah devil.
"Ah hello mah?" it was my mom who called.
"Have you finished your work?" Nanya mama
"Mamah would like to ask for help nih kak. buy grilled rice, stew of zakum fruit, the same pemb*lut ember size 42"
"Happy period?"
"Yes, the cake is mostly ghibah"
"About his ghibah, ntar body mamah hot kebak, sister ga at home, continue who ngobatin?" I'm worried
"His name is also a demon kak. must make a mute sin every day, if not for sin must tempt man to make sin, if gagitu hell ga rame kak" mamah laugh
"The body of mah kalo most ghibah, brother tau kalo hot period kebakar, kasian mamah kalo many ghibah so menstruation mulu innannya, Dilang-ilang aja mah kalo can" gw advice
"Yes, brother, already hunted. again need also"
"This is otw mah"
"Well, my brother, be careful when he returns, beware of being intercepted by the majud"
"Yes dear mamah, have ya mah, brother again on the road, jammed right, rame.. denizens of hell today added yak time?"
"Yes, it was told that, yaudah mamah matiin ya brother dear"
"Yes mah. dear brother mamah. muach"
"Ren boy I went home ah mamah gw nyariin" Gw said
"That's a really big mama lu lee boy"
"Gini-gini though I am a veteran instigator of sin, but I gw gaberani disobey the parents, kudu filial..fear to go to hell" explained Iw.
"This is where we live in hell nation*'' Ren boy kel.
Do not forget to do good in this holy month gess, if you have done good defense, do not turn ugly again when Ramadan has passed..
We're a team of 'L Absurd Investigations' apologizing that much of your wrongdoing, whether intentional or not. Calm down your mistakes we've done!
