L Absurd Investigation
Bathing People
Bath Matters ft. Joints
"Lu late again Ren?'' I glanced suspiciously at Rendi who likes bett dateng late. I suspect not-don't him if sleeping like the genie's indigestion.
"Sorry, I'm having a hard bath" Rendi snorted in annoyance, her mouth tangled just like her face and shirt.
"aer's gada?" Rangga suddenly drifted.
"Sister gw tuhh girl, long bath bett dah ah dah kek again arisan, not consciously also he. whereas I have often said our bathroom is only one, but I have always said our bathroom is only one, the bath is also not he doang, yes if the sponge can still be cut.this is the bathroom lohhh! this bathroom, yakali want a piece, mama I'm angry that there" Rendi grumbled, getting tangled up and down. Busty, tangled anyway, single pantes.
"The same anj*rrr, tuhhh yesterday... " With the Greget Rangga advancing the body, getting closer between the gw ama Rendi, from here begins the second circumcision.
Bath Matters ft. Stifling
"Mad kemaren tuhh.." Rangga remembered what happened yesterday.
"you know, if in my house, each room has its own bathroom?" Rangga turned towards us alternately one by one, ascertaining whether we knew or not.
gw ama rendi nodded.
"Nahh, ordinary cake I if the bath is not very early in the morning, yes because it is cold, anyways I do not need to worry about the cake rendi. But yesterday my sister, this girl, was taking a bath in the bathroom Iw, hmm I was suspicious, but she said 'bathroom water I died' yes as a good adek I can only believe. Here he took a bath long bet anj*rrrtt, I was not intent to clean the room, so clean the room while waiting for him, but did not come out tooaa, do I have to clean up the neighbor's room first, then he finished bathing?! crazy, I didn't think! Finally I resigned breakfast first, but ampe gw abis breakfast he has not come out too, yes I do not know the door, I suspect ae that, worried he why-not. 'Sister?' I just said one word, he bales 'what the hell is not very patient, only 10 minutes' he nyerocos. Overall bett gw ih.." Rangga grumbled, he also became tangled
"Where there are 10 minutes.the cake can be tuh, he came out as per the list of lectures & I have finished thesis, or even ntarrr pas I'm married trus have children! Well fitting he out the bathroom tuh, scented it smell yak, bathroom I wih jd scented it, but pas I want to shower, yakali ege shampoo gw abisss, yakali ege, I ae a frugal shower, so save me gw klo shampoo I dah want abis gw isiin aer! could-can he cake that, ga abis think Iw, brother I tuh what people stealth? long baths ngabisin shampoo people'' Because Rangga very sprained, his face until red burning emotions.
Gw ama Rendi could only pat Rangga on the back telling her to hold back the emotions.
Bath Matters ft. Bagasses
after Rendi and Rangga finished the story, kamj spontaneously simultaneously turned to the bagas who again cut nails using teeth.
"What?" His tone had even intimidated us, but since the three of us were brave, the jentelmen.
"How are you?" Call us three at the same time.
"It's the guy who took a long bath" replied the bagas lightly.
Rendi, Rangga, and I who were shocked by her stepped away from Bagas, the strange creature.
''Not our species" said Rangga
"It must be questioned" suggested Rendi
"He's a real Bagas? I think aliens" skip my thoughts.
Skip>>>
Because of the unsettling complaints that enter the sms to the list of 'complaints that unsettle the citizens' who even though the mah sent the Rendi ama si Rangga, our team understandably not yet famous.
Finally the 'L Absurd Investigation' team decided to vote on this one case.
"This can't be allowed!" Rangga said firmly.
"Yes right! We must solve this centuries-old unanswered question! 'Can they take a bath lamaaaa?!' It may not only bother us, but the people too!" Rendi was enthusiastic, even he was ready with a headband on his head.
"That's a tie gw ban*ke! pantes adek I want to go to school busy nyari tie" Bagas pulled a tie in the head of Rendi.
"Let's talk up!" Rangga craze full of fire, while nyuapin adeknya bagas that girls are still in 2nd grade want to go to school. We-we are here not only because of the house of gas far from the road, but also because we ask for help we make help (More to maksa exactly) ngurus adeknya, adeknya many')
"Ren ready ren camera!" Said I while naliin zaki shoes, adek bagas still paud, already want to go to school he.
"Ready bosskuu! bentar gw cebo*in Lena first" Rendi ngibrit to dalem because the diaper is full, Lena nangis, yap lena adeknya babes.
"Jan go first heh!" Bagas who was cooking shouted ngingetin his adek who was ready to leave.
"Gw grandpa who smp intercept first order breakfast, jan ampe escape, like no breakfast him" Bagas order to gw, gw, gw who is makingin zaki ama raka shoes on the doorstep was swiftly intercepted susi same grace who want to leave without breakfast, susi adeknya like sma, grace adeknya bagas smp.
"What a hell bang want to be late too" Sewot them
"Breakfast used to be dih, kasian noh your brother on, had bothered to make breakfast too" Gw bales sewot, understand kesel, was busy ngurus nih bocil two, and, plus tell bacot ama susi equal grace. After a few bacotan or can be called a short lecture from gw, they also recite. I have to pinter-pinter so sir ustad if again at his house bagas.
After the adek-adek bagas left all school, and Rendi finished making Leni bobo beautiful in her room, we could breathe a sigh of relief, and continue the mission to make a talk up.
"Camera ready ren?'' Rendi gave the code okay to gw.
Cake Rangga task megangin emergency lights to add lighting, so that my face is not very camera items.
"What are you doing?" scold the bagas, he looks exhausted.
"You're making a video talk up gas! you're tired and you're sitting there" said gw, grinning. Bagas just a smile-smiling mocked that the cake is not sure ama the three of us, but bodo very gw gamau nyari noisily.
"Kamera rolling taxi" exclaimed Rangga giving aba-aba.
The camera shines, and I'm in action.
"The dear readers and viewers, back again with me, the host was snapped. in the 'L absurd investigation' reality show that stress the readers! summarizing the various problems that unsettle us all, where we will peel thoroughly the root of the problem in the world, as sharp as the mouth of a neighbor. So don't go anywhere stay at LAI, L Absurd Investigation!" Gw opening wkwkkwk.
Rendi ngarahin camera in various directions slowly, let give the effect of changing the scene cake in the film. Then to gw again.
"Soap, shampoo, toothbrush there. Gayung there, feeling everything there, yes it's stuff you don't need to take to warunggg. The story is yes, you again take a bath, yes, continue to fit mo sampoan you just inget sampoonya is in the stall and you go there to buy. kan kakkkk! it doesn't have to be you. People all over the world are also the same cake gtu, surely it's goods bought right before bathing, no longer fit to bathe, inget blom buy, trs run use anduk make it to warungg, right no. But why did you doang the old one? You shower what makes a temple? ingga, I really wonder that you why the bath can be long? uh huh? lu sampoan sabunan. You have to take s2 first you rinse times huh? kan you know our toilet is only oneuuu. who want to shower no lu doang. who sticky smell of gas leak not lu doang, the smell of the other is also the same. have been told to shower for a long time, 'yes, wait a minute' WAIT! WAIT UP! lu said. I have to wait for you to take a shower, same I have to wait for you to take a shower, wait for the square gw jatohnya yes.love AADC wait for rangga mah strong, wait for you to shower, wait for you to take a bath, babble ama gw not strong him. pas tiketok you say 'entar.' eh about you tuh unit of time, month, year, century, ntar lu tuh above century. sometimes angry too, 'whispering bet lu' eh lu if you do not want to be diketok bath in sunda sono ama dolphin ye. nih the kek gini nih, ntar if it's a corpse dibandiin bentar kekannya do not want to enter the grave nih"
Hhhhh..hhhh gw ngos-ngosan, but anj*r's relief seems to be loose.
"Manteppp represents a lot" Rendi patted my shoulder in appreciation.
"Ntar gw share in sw, make nyindir brother gw" said rangga sumringah.
I smiled grinningly, I glanced at the bagas.
He looks at the three of us strangely.
"What?! you guys on talking gw?!" Bagas cake misunderstood, but he also did, he also long time to shower.
"So dih.. Your snarl?" Rendi laughs.
"Somewhat" Bagas ketus
"By the way gas is. Are you cooking something?" Ask gw. After I said that suddenly the sound of rangga screaming.
"Gass!! tempe lu gosong anj"
