Dilan Picisan's

TROUBLE MAKER

Karrel massaged the base of his nose. Staring at five teenagers his age who stood up while grinning. Karrel was a little annoyed with his friends suddenly came to the villa owned by the Radeya family which was indeed the place for them to stay during this vacation.

Though the plan this time vacation is specifically for Garuda Bangsa children, it was only for Bobby's circle cs.

"Lo, what the hell is going on here?" furious Karrel. His gaze seemed to want to skin them one by one.

Lucky because Dilan and others have fallen asleep, maybe the effect of traveling far enough until the night no one powered anymore and choose to explore the dream world. So no one knew the Horrified gang members had come to Karrel's villa.

"Yes, a vacation! According Lo?" sulcan Dino.

"Lo baga Rel, vacation time is not ngajak us," said Ryan sok hurt.

"On the mentang have a new theme we are dilepehin cuih," said Hasan.

"Udah ah, mending Lo on disperse, there go home do not bother us. I had a vacation with Garuda Bangsa Lo's children on the uninvited, so sono stopped by!" drive Karrel while pushing Axel who is standing right in front of him.

"Ck, what the hell! I just wanted to follow you!" irritated Axel for being driven heartless by Karrel.

"Yes Lo ngapain nih sableng nge boy!" Karrel continued to push Axel until the Indonesian-Dutch crossbreed guy accidentally hit someone.

"Adohh! WHOSE BODY IS MY LITTLE BODY!" Axel and the others widened their eyes when they heard the screams of a girl who was hit by the body of Axel's bongsor.

The fat-haired girl complained when her favorite butt had to kiss the ground. Karrel grimaced in fear of having to tantrum the girl, he immediately looked away as if he did not know what. While Dino, Hasan, Ryan and Lary compact whistling as if calling a bird that is clearly impossible at night.

The guilty Axel immediately helped the girl to stand up.

"Lo ga papa?" axel asked, extending his hand.

"No, my eyes are Lo!" sulk Miara.

"Kok Lo nyolot anyway!" Axel didn't realize he was in the nyolot.

But no doubt Miara received Axel's hand.

"Where's Ra from? Wasn't the other Lo ama on the ledge earlier?" karrel asked after Miara stood up and was patting the dirty part of her pants.

"Abis see the stars while taking a photo," Miara replied with a sour look.

"Dilan?" ask Karrel again

"No! I was with Theo ama Ti-" said Miara cut off due to the sound of someone's loud scream from the direction of the villa door.

"MISS!!"

Suddenly the Horrified members and Miara turned to the origin of the voice. Bobby suddenly ran towards Miara. The dimple guy immediately cupped his girlfriend's face.

Miara who had put on her sour face then bent her lips down when Bobby got in front of her.

"Lad! You ain't papa? You're flanked by these thugs?" asked Bobby while flipping Miara's body to make sure the girl's condition was thin hair.

"So pushed until I nyusruk," Miara fought with a spoiled tone.

Axel and the others glared in disbelief. This tomboyish-looking girl turned into a spoiled girl after her handler came.

"What?! Driven? Who is pushing? Ha's? Here say! Let me make him an ice cendol!" ask Bobby streak more to lebay anyway according to Karrel. "Where is sick?" continued Bobby.

Miara pointed at her tepos butt without shame. Then both Karrel and the Horrified members again glared in disbelief as Bobby's outstretched hand rubbed Miara's buttocks.

"Ututu.. unfortunately embob must be in great pain huh..? Here and here let the drug embob pain bebeb," said Bobby while rubbing, more precisely stroking the butt of Miara who is still coated with pants. While Miara seemed not to mind Bobby's indecent treatment.

Karrel made a head ring in the style of dating Dilan's friend this one.

"Disease both of you!" hardik Carrel.

"Iri says boss," Bobby sneered as he left the Horrified gang in front of the villa door.

Eventually Karrel was forced to let gang members and friends join in on their vacation.

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The morning sun was beginning to appear. Seen from the light that hit the white face of Dilan. The girl squirms in her sleep, disturbed by the glare of the sun.

Slowly he opened his eyes. The white room fills his sense of sight. His hands rubbed his eyes and then yawned. Dilan woke up from his sleep then turned to the side of the mattress, where there was Miara at the end and Tia in the middle of them still asleep.

Dilan got out of the soft bed to the bathroom. He had glanced at the clock, already showing at nine more than twenty minutes in the morning. The sun also woke him up.

After finishing with his morning activities aka bathing, Dilan woke up Tia and Miara.

"Gaes wake woii! This morning! Wake up!!" Dilan screamed in Miara's ear and Tia alternated.

Tia and Miara were certainly disturbed by the sound of Dilan's bells sitting right in their ears. Inevitably the two of them woke up from his beautiful dream even though he was still in a semi-conscious state.

Just now Tia was sitting on the bed suddenly something from her stomach was struggling to get out. He immediately ran to the bathroom.

"Ti! Why Lo?" ask Dilan when she sees Tia ngibrit in the bathroom.

"CALL NATURE FIRST LAN!!" tia answered from the bathroom.

Dilan just shook her head then turned to Miara. The haired girl fell back asleep in a sitting position.

"Buset, the son of kebo really dah," said Dilan.

"YES!!" call Dilan yell even though without raising her voice Tia can hear it.

"Na–pe..!" tia replied with a choked voice.

Dilan grimaced to hear the sound of Tia who was removing her entrails. "Lo wake up Mia later on Lo defecate!! I want to look down at other children who have woken up yet!!" dilan said then passed.

He still had time to hear Tia who answered him with a murmur like a mother who was about to give birth.

In Kitchen.

Looks like Karrel and Hasan are struggling with cooking utensils. His name is also a boy, early in the morning must be laper.

Because Karrel was reluctant to wake the girls, he decided to jump straight into the kitchen to make breakfast for himself.

It's just that he has never touched the items that are usually held by women.

Because of the effects of hunger, Indomie also became a splitter stomach. Never ate that ready-to-eat food. But this time he held all his misgivings, for the sake of the stomach.

Thirty minutes Karrel struggled with kitchen tools but still the confusion. His name is also holkay, who usually wants to eat just flicking a finger, food will be immediately brought to his room maid.

But this time it's different.

As of now, he was confused about wanting to put the seasoning first or his instant noodles. Such a small thing is so easy to do.

Unlike Hasan who was watching a tutor how to fry eggs on tiktok. With the head sometimes mangosteen seems to understand what is said in the video.

"Ooh, that's the way. This is a skill, mah," said Hasan songong then took teflon and placed on the stove.

"Do you know how?" ask Karrel. Even he was not aware of the boiled water for his Indomie almost dry.

"Yo'i, I'll watch the tutor," and Hasan pours cooking oil on teflon.

He said the pretentious can but the oil poured is very much up to half the teflon.

"Wehh anjir! The oil's mostly gobs, " freaked out Karrel.

"Rail relax, said DBEM using a lot of oil should be a lot," said Hasan casually wagging his hand.

"Ngapain Lo follow DBEM anyway?! The way it cooks is perverted" Karrel said naggingly.

"But the results are satisfactory" Hasan argued. "Eh, which cornstarch is it?" ask Hasan.

"You're white, you must be flour" answered Karrel flatly.

Hasan shrunk faintly. "But there are two types" he said, showing two types of flour.

"Ja-wa-ra," spelled Karrel. "Ta-pi-o-ka,"

"Which one is it? There is no such thing as maizena," confounded Hasan.

"What the hell are you doing??" karrel said while paying attention to the two types of flour.

"Said DBEM, the eggs are packed with corn to make it more delicious. I want to make a special omelette sister mama-in-law her sister's stepmother's cousin her husband's neighbor papa-in-law," explained Hasan bergebu.

Karrel gawked with his mouth slightly open. "What the hell is Lo??"

"Ck, so which one is it?"hasan whine.

Karrel read the name of each flour in Hasan's hand.

"This one is definitely not. It's called Jawara wheat flour" Karrel said.  "Maybe this is?? Just this is a different name, tapioca the same maizena is almost similar. I'm sure of this one," he continued confidently.

Hasan. Then mix the tapioca flour with eggs that have been shaken off. Then cut the origin of vegetables such as carrots and tomatoes.

Karrel's forehead wrinkled to see the egg Hasan had shaken with the flour earlier.

"That sticky stuff??" tanyakanya.

Hasan pressed his shoulder. "Maybe that's the time. I also don't know how to make an egg mixed with flour in the video," 

Hasan put his special omelette into the hot teflon.

Karrel himself watched what Hasan was doing. Until he forgot the water he cooked was dry.

"Wihh, the rail. It must be good, steady," said Hasan sumringah watching his homemade omelette expand.

Karrel's eyes glared slightly in amazement at Hasan's cooking. Until finally....

PLENTUP.

"AARRGH!! UMMIII!"

"OZUUUAHH!!"

Shouted Hasan and Karrel together.

The fried omelette Hasan suddenly erupted, until hot cooking oil gushed out.

DOORR.

"HELP!! OH HOTS!! ANJEENG!!" heat the carrel when a hot oil splash hits the skin.

"YES!! SAKEETT!!" hasan cried out in pain like Karrel.

Karrel and Hasan are in a mess. They both prance and jump here and there avoiding the splash of oil that is becoming more and more.

The kitchen stuff was even scattered because of them.

Somehow the two of them did not budge in his place, instead hiding behind the lid of the pot, instead of leaving the kitchen.

"ASTAGFIRALLAH THE THING OF AZIM!! THIS WHY??!" Dilan just came down from the second floor immediately shocked half to death to see the kitchen apparition. Then aghast in shock when something on teflon again erupted. "YES!!"

"TRUST! DILAN HELP ME!!" pinta Karrel when he saw Dilan.

"HOW ABOUT ANJIR?? THAT'S YOUR FOOD WHY IS SEHH EXPLODING??!" yell Dilan panicked. Wanting to go forward but being afraid, retreat was also impossible.

"SOMEHOW YOU KNOW!! NOH BECAUSE OF THAT HASAN DOG!" amuk Karrel.

"HIS?? HOW AM I? SALAHIN DBEM ANJIR! THE TUTORIAL IS UNCLEAR!" hasan defended himself.

"Eh?? Lo who?" ask Dilan just realized.

"Gue is Karrel, from Jaya High School. I know I'm Has-"

"WOII ANGERE! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR ACQUAINTANCES! IT'S A GAME OF STOPPING EGO EXPLODING!!" karrel frustratedly cut Hasan's words.

"LO ALSO NOT WHY BENGONG IN THAT STUPID! DO YOU WANT YOUR BODY TO BE BURIK GEGARA HIT BY HOT COOKING OIL??!" nagel Dilan's.

"YES NO!" answer Karrel quickly.

"THAT'S WHY MOVE BEGO!" ask Dilan. "EH MATIIN USED TO BE THE STOVE!"

"Fear!" reject Karrel shrink.

"Ck, later do not stop exploding it," said Dilan covered his ears afraid.

"San! Matiin' spout!" karrel told Hasan who was behind him.

"My shell?" he said he didn't accept.

"Continue telling me?? This is all because Lo is also a pinter," Karrel said angrily.

Hasan poked his lips. "Lo too, nyet! Gu-AAKH UMMI!! hasan shouted again his damn omelette erupted.

The other children heard a noise from the kitchen and saw what was happening.

"Good God, why?" tanya Bara was shocked when the egg eruption occurred. A second later he was stunned to see the remains of Karrel. "Eh, PHO! How about early morning gini??"

"GET NUTMEG LO!" karrel spray.

"PLEASE BAR..! CHICK!" tell Dilan to panic.

Bara stopped laughing and threw away his face, pretending to be deaf.

"INNALIVIT! WOII FIRE! THAT'S IT, THE PAN BURNED LAN!" yelled Tia hysterically looking at the pot filled with stove fire.

"This is how the anjir fires," said Bobby panicked and pretended to protect Miara. "Beb, here I hug! In order to protect Lo from the fire," Miara resigned hugged Bobby because his life had not been collected all.

Nabil came in shock. "Oh my...this is why is it like this? Saposa's the one that's causing the problem?"

Karrel's other friends also watched.

"THE BOSS! YOU WHY HIDE THE POT CLOSED??" asked Ryan plainly.

"WIHH, VIRAL NIH VIRAL," Dino chirped innocently while recording the commotion.

"Oh my God!" axel said no less surprised.

"Edit put on a backsound suddenly I floated No! Let's be more dramatic," said Lary frenzied while docked to Dino who is fun to record.

"Eh uh, I'm watching the effect of the lightning sound," Aruk chirp tau nimbrung.

"Maybe," said Lary in agreement. "WHAT?? FIRE??" he said start the drama. "No, No. Zoom-in zoom out on me" he added.

"Ok," Dino starts to point Lary's camera at her favorite phone.

"WHAT?? FIRE??" said Lary repeating drama snobs holding her cheeks.

"JEDEEER!!" added Aruk issued a lightning sound.

"Lo on what sehh?? That's boss Lo selamatin bego!" said Bara with a reluctant tone. Let Karrel the PHO burn. Her thought.

"WHAT IS THIS??" kalut Hasan's.

"Cat watercake! Let it stop exploding" Karrel said, giving Hasan the idea.

"Well bego, the more oil it spills! Don't enter!" tia said prohibit.

But late. Hasan had already entered the water depth of teflon. It was getting hot oil.

The gas stove was full of flames. Teflon who had been continuously blowing omelette scorching, now the fire crept into the hot oil. As well as the pot that the water is already dry, the more consumed the fire.

Everyone there panicked. Because a small explosion turned into a fire that made them quite confused.

"Ommy..Abi.. Hasan is not ready to die.gue has not married, has not apologized to Aisyah for cheating," said Hasan spontaneously because of panic.

Karrel himself somehow was behind Dilan, hiding on the little girl's back.

"Wehh, how's this??" panic Dilan. "Lo also napa even hide behind him I'm ego!" dilan's protest to Karrel.

"My girlfriend's a bitch!" sewot Bara then pulled the neck collar behind the Karrel shirt making the owner cough.

"The fire is getting better!!"

"We're dying silly here??"

"Why on the bastard?? RUN BEGO!!" said Dino then ngibrit out the villa followed by another.

The teenagers ran out. Their breasts were deflated not because they were tired, but because they were overwhelmed by panic and worried about their safety.

"That's how the story goes to fire?" ask Miara whose life has just been collected.

"somewhat know. Ask Ama Karrel and his friends," said Dilan pointed at Karrel and Hasan with alternating chins.

"Kok me??" karrel said he didn't accept.

"Wait wait! Is this a real race gini??" tanya Aruk just realized that their personnel increased.

"Well yes! Who's five of you?" cengo Dilan also just realized.

"I know Lary" said Lary.

"Gue Ryan," said Ryan also extending a hand.

"I think Dino is the most handsome among them" said Dino, patting her on the chest. Also extended a hand.

He reached out to Dilan. Makes Dilan confused about who and which.

While the three guys were elbowing each other until pushing the urge because they wanted to be in the braid girl's notice.

Axel pushed the heads of his three friends to silence.

"Axel," he said coldly and then looked at Tia with a gaze that was difficult to interpret making Tia so misbehaved.

"Gue Hasan, eh??" said Hasan introduced himself but gasped at Dilan's face.

The same with Dilan, also widened his eyes to see a manic-nosed man who he believed had Arab blood.

"Stalking girl, right??" guess Hasan immediately made Bara and Karrel's attention switch to Dilan.

Dilan wavered as his tail caught Bara's expression as if asking.

"Stalker?" parrot Karrel.

"Lo the perverted guy, right??" dilan pointed to Hasan's face.

"Easter?" confused Bara.

They all had asking expressions at once confused at Hasan who threw a meaningful smile and Dilan who glared sharply at Hasan.

Before long the look of their faces replaced with a gawking face with a mouth slightly open. When a woman came out of the villa door carrying a broom with disheveled hair with a deflated flower chest.

"DORNE! GODDAMN BASTARD! ASWWW! ALL OF YOU WHY EVEN OUT THE DOG??! NOT HELP MADAMIN FIRE IN THE KITCHEN! HUH!? I WAS ALONE DALEM GRABBED A WET CLOTH TO MATIIN THE FUCKING FIRE! ARE YOU GOING TO BURN NIH VILLA HUH??" Michelle knows she got out of the villa and brutally beat her friend with a broomstick.

"AWH! HOW DO YOU NIMPUK ME SEHH??" it was Lary who hit Michelle.

"BECAUSE YOU DON'T USE IT!"

"MICHELLE'S DOG IS SICK WOII!!" Bobby grimaces as Michelle's broom hits him, too.

"FORGIVING THAT..!" aruk said as his hair was grabbed by Michelle while beating up anyone he saw.

Dilan was shocked to see the ferocity of the treasurer of class XI IPS 2. He then ran away from Michelle with Tia and Miara.

"AWW! BAHENOL GUEEE'S ASS!" nabil said when his ass hit Michelle's broom.

"Fuckin' Lo girl!" the word Bara cursed because his face was hit by a broomstick.

Karrel resignedly beaten Michelle because this was his fault too.

Axel glared in disbelief with this girl in front of him. As much as possible he avoided the broom that would be thrown at him. But complained when his foot was stepped on Aruk who was in pain because his head was forced to be pulled back and forth by Michelle when beating the others.

Imagine one woman beating eleven men by herself.

Stupidly, they instead of whining away, were engrossed in covering their heads or hugging their own bodies while being beaten by Michelle.

Good job! Indriani Michelle Wong's.