Brother Gemes

Singloo plague

"Jomblo Plague..."

Tera was reading the title of an article in a magazine. He was so serious about reading the follow-up. More made him curious because of the interesting title. Hm, unique.

"Jomblo is epidemic throughout the beloved country even to the whole world. Singles are always associated with a sense of unease that is still not provided the cure at your nearest pharmacy. The single outbreak is highly contagious. So if you feel knowing the existence of singles should just spill out. Singles outbreaks are also often associated with new seedlings of actors. Aggresses are like parasites. They kill their host slowly. If in your environment there are superior pelakor seeds of course you have to crush them too. The trick, prepare a cleaver that has been sharpened. Look for coconut trees that bear fruit and climb. Then you cut down the stalk of a coconut. When in taste it is enough you get coconut fruit, open the coconut skin using a machete and drink the water out. It is very good for your body's ion replacement in emotional times. And useful also to curry or harvest superior pelakor seeds. Surely the tree of a thousand benefits this fruit has many benefits as well. When you have drunk the black water, then you can hit creatures like actors using the coconut shell. Do it over and over again until the actor becomes kalis and can be shaped as you wish. Put it into a hot furnace with a temperature of one hundred degrees Celsius and wait for five years. And.taraa. You can imitate it at home so that the actor is soon extinct and your life is peaceful sentosa."

Noa sneered, what kind of article is that. Like how to make a cake.

Tera resumed her unfinished reading.

"-- back to the topic of incompetence that is endemic even those who already have a partner always claim to be single. The original singles and true singles are getting desperate. They have no chance to show their teeth. Because the show can only be done at the puskesmas. They can't make a protest. Because there is no council of representatives of the people of singles. The president is still trying to change his fate. He wants to find a soul mate. While the common people do not get justice to get a partner. Because the players with the appearance of being trapped can always seize the boys and girls who are careless poenya. Even acute singles don't get the treatment they deserve from a doctor of love in a broken heart hospital. Referral letters they could not get. Treatment for poor singles love still throttles spending. The fakir romance is increasing and the government of the country singles can not overcome this single jam. The world singles government is making a discourse to move singles to the planet TIBLO. A planet that will change the fate of singles. Planet TIBLO or anTI planet jomBLO will provide a fair match for singles, especially for acute singles. The aliens or the original inhabitants of the planet TIBLO are very enthusiastic to wait for the singles presence there. They are very excited because they are waiting for the opportunity to breed with singles. This article I did in fact. If there's a mistake I say sorry to be born and get pregnant."

Tera closed her magazine and looked at Noa while pouting. Noa was astonished by such an expression. Tera then rubbed her head on Noa's chest.

"You why? Make me confused" said Noa.

"Ck, the article is very short. Though I want to know more about the extermination of the actor. Continue when the single departure event to planet TIBLO. Dimas needs that, baby. He just went there. Rima is also a boyong. Oh, Sandy too." said Tera.

Noa patted the forehead. 'Tera is plain and adorable.'

"Lady baby. That's a weird article to read" Noa said.

"iih, I like to know." said Tera.

"---- tuh, look at Ki Kojo Dobo's sighting. Singles are also very disappointed because the article is continuous." continued Tera.

"Connected touts usually move pages by the same column." reply Noa.

"Ck, that's a newspaper. I want to see the connection of the article." whine Tera.

"My dear, you are the author of the article. Let's not wait anymore." said Noa.

Tera snapped her finger. "Ah, I told Dimas to continue his article. If you don't want to, watch out later I send it directly to planet TIBLO using a paper plane."

Noa rubbed his chest in relief. Tera did not stop Noa. He's gonna torture Dimas.

'I'm so sorry, Dim. I'm also dad to town. Um, so sorry.' Inner Noa.

Tera wanted to send a message to Dimas about his unique request. Noa, who wants to save Dimas for a while, immediately reaches for Tera's phone. At the very least, Dimas could still breathe free air for these few minutes.

"But before the babuin lady Dimas, what if I hug first." woo Noa.

"Pengenen babuin Dimas now." spoiled great-grandson Tera.

"Later, satisfied babuin. Now I want to hug you." whispered Noa.

Tera put her hands around Noa's neck. He hugged Noa tightly. And Noa will always return the same thing only for her lover.

Noa aligned her face with Tera's. But Tera looked down to reject Noa's gaze. As gently as possible, Noa lifted Tera's chin and aligned their faces.

Noa brought the face closer to almost sticking the tip of their nose. The breath is so felt at this moment.

"Don't tempt me. I'll bite you later." Tera's great-grandson.

"Nursem, huh? I'm not scared. Try a bite that's fast."

Noa displayed a smile that Tera thought was very annoying as if the threat of Tera could not make her tremble.

"Nantangin, huh?" ask Tera.

Their faces are getting closer. Their breath was getting hotter as they clashed with each other at a closer distance.

"Yes, hem. Don't just ngancem. Adjuvant." challenge Noa.

"If you bleed, I'm not responsible." Tera threatened.

"I like being threatened. Where is the deadly bite." whispered Noa.

Their eyes were getting closer so it felt like the gaze was making their eyes squint so focused on each other.

"I give you a livening bite. I don't want to make a deadly bite." whispered Tera.

Noa was amazed to look at his gemes Brother. Someone who has now become his lover.

"Sister gemes, I love you." whispered Noa.

"Darling, hem? I also love the same Adek this pervert. Which is covered all the time with all its subtlety."

Tera licked the surface of Noa's lips.

This is what Noa was waiting for. Which since a few minutes ago he awaits from Gemes Brother who has now become his lover.

The bite was initially so soft. He was just playing around. But over time he got carried away. Tera is increasingly becoming a ferocious mistress who is like starving. He made Noa's lips as a snack.

At the very least, Tera forgot her unique intention just now to make Dimas babu type and forced the roda work of making articles.

Don't call this a sacrifice. Because Noa is not sacrificing herself for Dimas but he is having fun giving a touch of affection for his beloved. His.

"Well, really. Bloody..."

"Hem, baby. Gapapas. Try continuing again."

***

"Gyaaaahhhh. Get rid of him." cried Tera when she saw Dimas approaching them.

At that time Dimas had not realized that he was the one being shouted at by Tera. Dias dizzy looking for a single figure in the park. But when he looked at the direction Tera was pointing at him, Dimas snorted and frowned completely.

"What earlier? A singles? Soon I became a former singles." muttered Dimas who did not receive shouted status in the public.

"- the lips of Noa why?" ask more of himself.

Noa answered as she pleased. "This is a sign that I am not single. Someone wants to bite my lips. What's so bad try me on, hem? It means Tera's coming to me."

"Sok yummy lo, son of a shucks. I don't want to." said Dimas.

"Gue is also the same. This is what I do. Just one and no ashes."

Noa clasped Tera's shoulder, which was sticking out her tongue at Dimas.

"Mrs, you're really pretty huh. Gemesine."

Laugh without burden. He rubbed Tera's hair with his wrath.

"iih, don't praise me. Must be asking for buyin cimol mang Brandon right?" tera tuding.

Yep. Dimas's speech became one that could strengthen Tera's self as a Gemes Brother. Hm, besides Brother Gemes, he is also a sweet kitten.

"So, the single one is suspicious of mulu" said Dimas.

He sat down beside Noa while exhaling a rough breath. Noa raised her eyebrows when she glanced at Dimas. While Tera stroked her stomach and showed a face to Noa.

"Laper.pengen many snacks." whine Tera.

"What do you want, baby?" ask Noa.

"Burjo harvester, glutinous porridge item, marrow porridge, cilok two hundred seeds, satanic meatballs haunting, mysterious meatballs, yamin noodles, bakpao, cakue, odading, bandros, ciki bal, ciki bal, cimol five hundred thousand rupiah, as a cracker as a basin, the same as an ice wax mang Ojo a cart."

Tera is passing on the snacks on her maruk list today.

"Dim, you buyin everything Tera wants. Inget, ma'am's orders. Not even a little disappointed madam. Here is my ATM card. Beliin everything. Or you want me to blacklist from my singles care list." Noa's orders and threats immediately nodded to Dimas who was struggling to gulp his saliva.

"Don't nelen spit mulu. Buru do it." said Tera.

Dimas received a Noa ATM card and gave a respectful attitude while standing upright.

"Ready sir boss. Ready big lady"

But Dimas was confused after seeing the ATM card that had changed hands.

"---gue doesn't know your pin number. How do I take money?"

"Sue, that's for real. Did the traveling mamang bring that EDC machine? Drops need pins. Ngaco lo, nag free." dumel Dimas.

"Mang Ojo can already be paid using a debit card. Hunt the buyin I mentioned earlier." Tera said.

"Gue sent us a pin number in a chat. Buru buyin that Tera wants." said Noa.

After the swipe, Dimas walked away from the park. Noa and Tera walked back to the boarding house because it was very late afternoon. Time to go home with them for their hearts.

***

"It's all because of you, Rim. You brought the singles plague. Lo it's contagious." Acep's kang grouse.

Noa and Tera have just arrived in kosan. They were immediately treated to a typical kost child debate. Riots that never stop every day.

Rima who did not accept the statement from Acep kang was defending himself and his human rights as a true jomblowati.

"Gue as a universal singles ambassador is not welcome in the case of the singles outbreak. I'm not contagious and I don't infect you with singles. My luck is bad, Cep. Tuh, Noa gets along with Tera." Defend Rima.

"But this is all because in the beginning I was walking together on the campus corridor. Suddenly my girl is mutusin. If you're not a single infectious person, then what should I call yourself?" dumel kang Acep's.

Kang Jhon who graduated one week ago is now being preoccupied by his search to start breathing ria. He who was disturbed by the commotion also began to speak up.

"Rim, you may be contagious. The Acep is very durable as a girl. If you want to know, I just bought sate sama lo, my status changed again to single" said kang Jhon.

"Well, what is it? What is the same me? Why am I the one you're zolimi? I'm beautiful that hasn't been empowered." said Rima.

"Draining Rima tea we just go to the planet TIBLO." Tera chirped.

"Hem, I have a suggestion. Meningan bring Rima rame-rame to the breeding of single creatures. I'm a little horrified that she'll become extinct." Noa suggested.

"Down him destroyed." sewot kang Acep.

Rima stood up straight. "Cep, how come you are nyolot anyway. It's not my fault, you're single. I'm in the cornerokin. I'm not a corner shop. I'm in the corner. I'm not a corner couch."

Noa and Tera sat down while listening to the exciting spectacle of the singles debate in this DPR building. The Mid Room Area.

"Noa, according to lo and rus bulus terasoy have lo, the Rima is wrong what not?" ask Acep kang to ask for opinions as well as support.

"Ck, singles are not contagious. I don't know the same about Rima. I think he's a single plague." Noa responded.

Kang Acep feels victorious by Noa's support. Rima is becoming a cornered singles. Kang Jhon who was used to being an acute singles did not care anymore about his status which today turned into a new single status.

While the Acep kang that just this time bears the singles status, it clearly becomes languishing. Noa also looked at their impromptu matchmaking fate. Maybe the karma from Rima just got to those zolimins. Because the other day karma does not take a jet as usual caused by financial difficulties, eventually the karma rises odong-odong. And just arrived today to bulldoze the Acep kang and Jhon kang.

Meanwhile, Dimas came to the boarding house along with Ahmad who also just arrived. They parked the bike together. Dimas brought a lot of plastic padlock that can be ascertained to contain all snacks ordered by Tera.

With a matted face, Dimas approached Noa while returning his debit card. Then Dimas and Tera did a handover of plastic snacks. With pleasure, Tera accepted. Then with breastplate and chest massage, Dimas did not get the snack ration.

Noa admitted that Tera is currently increasingly contained, in the scientific language of West Java it is commonly called Tera bahenol nerkom bin semok aduhai bohay.

Ahmad sat next to Tera while peeking at the contents of the plastic snacks.

The ongoing debate again stole Noa's attention.

"Rim, you must change my status so as not to be single again. Or tomorrow I take you to posyandu to be immunized against the singles outbreak." Acep's kang grouse.

"He'eh, Rim. I think this single plague was brought by you. Transmitted to me the same as Acep." said kang Jhon.

Ahmad who caught the signal of misfortune began to enter into this open debate.

"Ck, Rima tea. I am sama deketan lo. I just got a girlfriend. And I'm a premature singles."

"How much did Dimas go? He is single too." Tera chirped as she pointed at Dimas.

Everyone's attention was on Dimas. The rhyme of a few minutes will be free from other zoliman, he is still given a sigh of relief.

"Dim, lo single from birth. Don't deletin me. According to the article I read onlen, singles from birth are ngenes. Singles outbreak is the most severe and difficult to treat" said Ahmad who had stayed away from Dimas figure.

Rima and Dimas have become single creatures in zolimi. Noa felt sorry for them. Maybe someday they will find love. But if at this time they need his help, Noa will make sure to help them as hard as her bully sense.

'Unyielding, mandatory accepted'. Noa's motto is stuck and ingrained in the heart as she chases after Tera. And for the new motto of Noa at this time is 'Unfailing to fail, abstaining from confusion'.

"Gue is also a single person. How did you guys get away from me? You too, Mad. Evil lo. It's already working" said Dimas.

Rima doesn't want to lose. He defended himself anyway.

"Gue is not a single plague. Not."

"Lo outbreak singles." keukeuh kang Acep.

"Lo is a single plague, Rim." said kang Jhon casually.

"Noa, help me get my girlfriend. I don't want to be in the middle of a single outbreak" Rima said.

"Noa, you are sohib thick I also have to help me. Your help has not come to an end" Dimas reminded.

"Gue help as much as possible. Because I have not been able to give love to the fakir romance, so I thought first how to help you guys." said Noa calmly.

Tera gave a small laugh listening to Noa's words. He broke one sentence.

"Pay a help ticket to my ex-jomblo plague."

"Every mistress." - Poor Dimas and Rima.

Kang Acep and Kang Jhon don't want to be single. They also made a transaction with Tera. Noa snorted amusedly at the sight. Apparitions of his friends who joked transaction with Tera. Though they only approach Tera mode to get the snacks icing.

Tera with the soul of the true mistress feeds the soldiers who still survive with the essential incombility. With the exception of Ahmad who has been separated from the shackles of singles.

"Whose picture is this?"

Tera held up a photograph posing alay.

At once all the eyes of the jeweler looked at the hand of Tera who was still holding a piece of photo.

"Cih, alay." said Rima.

"My photo..."

Kang Jhon is the head of Rima.

"iii.. Jhon you've been converted in the alay phase now?"

Kang Acep looks at the appearance of kang Jhon. He was guessing maybe kang Jhon is still in the alay phase.

"No. Kang Jon is in the apology phase." Noa said with all the emancipation.

Kang Jhon took a picture of him in Tera's hands. Then he kept it in the inserts of his agenda book. He did not want his photo to be made public consumption ninyir.

"Belcome to Jhon" said kang Acep.

"He is. Dengger lo. Si Noa said I was in the apology phase?" bela kang Jhon's.

Tera is still busy eating super many snacks, Noa invites him into the room to save Tera from excessive stress due to the debate in this boarding house every day. Kosan is still muddled by them with the title of the ultimate riot.

"Bobo yes. Don't beat the debate outside" Noa said.

Tera nodded. "We're not going to be single, are we, baby?"

"Oh, my dear."

Then with immeasurable love and gratitude, Noa kissed Tera's forehead.

The old kiss as a symbol of Noa is channeling feelings of love that will not end with tragic incombility.

***

Tbc