Adam Vs Eve's

How PDKT

"Just Eli's birthday" I said to Emil.

He looked at me briefly before returning to reading the comics he often took secretly to school.

First hour break we decided to stay in class. I was standing against the wall holding my drinking bottle.

It has been a month and there seems to be no sign of progress from them. That's why I'm a little curious.

Emil then closed the comic.

"Where are you?"

At first glance I was confused by the question.

"With the chick from the cat's rice stall."

His words made me splash a little water from my mouth.

"You all right?" tanyanya worried not know if she's the cause of me like this.

I then wiped my mouth with the back of my hand, still confused as to how to reply to her question.

"Eli seems like another collection of ugly gecko figures in his room" I said changing the topic.

"If it's not wrong the girl is sure to meet?" He changed back.

"I think Eli again wants to eat at the cafe that is viral again." I reply.

"What is that girl called? You haven't asked?"

"You yourself? Has the time number taker never contacted him?"

We both shut up for a moment. Then both take a long breath.

Thinking about that girl is tired. Time is always the guy who has to approach.

Crazy one! What was I just thinking?! Who wants to be the same girl!

"You're interested in him?"

"Where is possible!!"

Soon the bell rang and our conversation was forgotten.

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"Just be calm if you want to know how your girl PDKT is not the wrong person! I've approached about hundreds of girls in the last few months!"

I don't know what's wrong with my brain until I go to Alv to ask him for advice.

"I said once again, I don't want PDKT to girls, but I want to interrogate them to add to the bad data of the girl I'm researching." I said half-truthfully and half-created to her.

"The point remains PDKT, right? Either just make an acquaintance, or indeed make a date, but the point is you want to know her, right?" ask Alv enthusiastically.

I know explaining it at length won't make him understand, so I'll just follow the way he plays.

"Yes have taught them how to connect with them!"

"Excellent," He took out his old HP. "Died starting the conversation in a cool way."

Alv typed something and sent me that SMS.

'P'

Only one letter he sent.

"What does that mean?" ask Emil who read the SMS.

"That's to show our mysterious side. The curious girl will definitely return back." He said he was proud and I began to doubt his advice.

"It's not baled?" ask Emil.

"Usually 8 out of 10 girls are bales!"

Is that true?! Which underworked girl replies to SMS is not as clear as that?!

"From there we can filter, which girls like ghosting, and which ones don't. If you chat three times and you don't reply, just delete the contact!"

"Three times an SMS with the letter P all?!" I really don't believe it.

"Yes, but if you want to be a attention-grabbing guy, you can send 'Gi what?'. What matters is that if you don't know don't call!"

"Why? Isn't that clearer?" ask again.

"Girls must be embarrassed and most likely your phone was rejected! And if you've been rejected, your chat will also be rejected!"

I don't seem to understand Alv's explanation. What he told me made me even more confused.

Add a lot of terms that make me dizzy. "What clothes brand?!"

"Buset and Gy! Don't tell me you don't have social media?!" Alv seemed surprised to hear my statement.

"I'm not interested!" I said firmly.

"You have Mil? Did the school prince have no social media, too?" Alv asked Emil.

"I'm using discord." she replied.

What else?

"Yes gamers? Must be the pack anyway. But it can't be for girls!"

"What are you talking about?" Suddenly Leon and Reec came and Alv explained everything about our current situation.

"Haha!! How many girls did you get that way?" ask Leon.

Alv.

"Alv is old! Kalopun dating mostly only lasts for a month!" Add Reec.

I just wish I felt weird. It was wrong to ask Alv. I heard she used to go to girls a lot, so I thought she was a pro!

"A girl PDKT uses the question 'what's in' it's stale! Moreover, which is not as clear as one letter, where are there girls who are interested? You must have been stamped with boring!" obviously Leon and I agree more with his opinion.

"The girl is attracted to humorous guys. Don't use sentences! You can share funny posts or use funny memes to get them interested" he added.

"How do you keep hosting?" Alv started to study with him.

"You like him, you can't be discouraged! Do not because it is not reciprocated once directly labeled a bad girl! The reason girls ghosting guys are usually because you're bosenin."

"Keep continuing??" Alv started to take out his HP again and started typing Leon's explanation.

"You can avoid PAP!"

"What else?" Another foreign term I heard.

"Post a Picture. If you often ask for photos they think you are a playboy by collecting photos of girls. Don't take photos too! Later you will think you are narcissistic and afraid of losing fans!" obviously Leon.

"Wow when I'm often PAP." Alv seemed sorry to have done it.

I feel sorry for him because all this time has wasted a lot of time for PDKT in the wrong way.

"It is important that your conversation be cool and connect. If you're already taking the road, don't wait later the girls think you're not serious!" added Leon.

"Well with your myriad of knowledge, surely you have not many girls, Leon!" said Reec looks proud of him.

"Not really." The answer is a sad smile. "I only PDKT to one girl and all my advice was not working."

"Why can? Your advice sounds perfect!" Alv can't believe it.

"Well, she's a different girl than everyone else. I'm still looking for a way to get it."

"I support you, bro!" Reec hugged Leon's shoulder.

"I am too bro! I will pray for you from far away!" Alv.

All this starts from Emil who wants to know how to contact girls, why even become like supporting each other to get women?!

"Are you satisfied?" ask me on Emil who from now just silently listened.

"More or less."

Maybe he had a picture in his own way of getting close to Eli, so I let him.

We went home and I still think about the girl's invitation to me yesterday.

*This is my number, sometime nongki together huh! If there's a phone time!*

Upon arrival at home I opened my clean smartphone without a sosmed app and started dialing the number.

Shortly after the wait sounded, I heard his voice.

"Hello?"

I'm speechless.

"Hello? Who yeah?"

I turned off my phone.

Not because I'm nervous, yes I'm a little groggy, but more because I forgot one important thing.

I don't know his name.