Adam Vs Eve's

Adam Vs Eve's
The Discomforting Members of OSIS



"Hey you! What's yourname?" When I wanted to park my bike in the parking lot, I was made aware of a shrill ugly voice. And I just realized the number of motors is much reduced than usual.


Is today a holiday?


"Hey! You hear me?"


Looking around at no one but myself, I turned towards the voice that seemed to be calling me.


There was an ugly girl with an angry face carrying a large amount of paper, with a red whistle around her neck.


I looked at him half-screamed, horrified to see his figure.


Is there a new parking lot?


"What's your name? How can you just shut up?"


"What's the problem? Parking in the school parking lot should tell you his name first, right?" I still look at him in horror. He looks like a female gorilla.


"Don't ask too many questions! What's your name?!"


"Angy" I said according before being strangled by him.


The gorilla took his pen, but stopped it on his paper. Even looking at me with a stifling look.


Would I be afraid?


"Angy?! Don't lie! Who discovered? What class?"


"Who's lying? That is my name! Angel Adam Anggara, class X-1. What else would you like to ask for? Hp's number? I won't give you!" After taking notes, he came back to see me.


"It stinks of kencur but belagu ya you! Your bike's saying!" My motorcycle seat is attached to a sticker with a circular green arrow in the middle of which there is a tree.


But I ignored the sticker, I focused more on what just came out of his mouth.


"Huh? Been ticketed? What wrong?! Don't forget about gori..."


"Basic adek class smart ass!"


I almost fell asleep. Maybe my life could drift if he heard it.


"Sunday ago you must not have heard the announcement? Or maybe you don't even know who the new OSIS chairman is elected?"


I'm speechless.


If it is not wrong, the new OSIS chairman has been elected. They were twins but I forgot their names. I chose them because they were the only male candidates. But if the announcement seems like I didn't hear.


"What announcement?" I asked the gorilla.


"Find out for yourself! Quickly enter before the bell sounds! Don't forget the first break to the OSIS room! Your favorite bike will not be returned!"


Without speaking I quickly left the gorilla alone. Fortunately, the bell only sounded after I arrived at the class.


After the morning prayer together, I saw Emil just entering class. As usual, he was late.


Late students are usually welcome to enter after prayer. But the disciple who is late after prayer will be punished.


"Mil, do you know why my bike can be ticketed?" I asked as soon as he sat in his chair behind me.


"stated? You didn't bring a SIM?"


"Not that! I was picked up by a gorilla girl in a motorcycle parking lot. What event is there today? Isn't it forbidden to bring a car? Didn't you hear the announcement yesterday?"


"Oh, I forgot."


Emil is an unreliable guy. I also don't want to ask the goddamn witch. About who can be asked yes...


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"What?! So every Monday is pollution-free? Because it is forbidden to ride a motorized vehicle?! What rules??" I half-believed hearing what Leon had just said. Just been in school here for a few months already there is a strange rule like this?!


"That's the new program OSIS chair now. Waste will be fined, every week there will be rotational filial work sweeping the yard and watering flowers, even every month starting next month will be greening. There is also such activity. School is not monotonous." Added.


"true." Emil agreed.


"Of course, you two are walking to school! That problem is me! Then I have to ride what dong? Time to ride a bike? My feet can pegel if I have to ride a bike from home!"


"That's the thrill of this program! Those who are used to being escorted by vehicle are required to get off with a distance of 1 kilometer from the school entrance. Cool right?"


"Cool what?! It doesn't make sense! If it's mending every week I stay in your place aja Mil, so no need to ride a bike far."


"Good idea! That's me too!" Sahut Leon's.


Sorry, I haven't introduced Leon yet. He's been Emil's best friend since Elementary School. If not wrong he moved to this city since Junior High, therefore he pangling met Emil who said he had changed from geeky to cool. Although he looks old, but he is the type of guy who can be relied upon.


"Isn't your house close? What do you usually go on a ride?" I asked Leon.


"Depending, if there's anything between me coming, if not usually take the angkot."


"By the way, what about your bike?" Emil reminded me that I was supposed to be in the OSIS room in the first break.


I completely forgot.


Regardless of the bell that was ringing, I half ran towards the OSIS room.


Goddamnit! Why can I forget! My motorcycle life is really on hold if I don't come? I hope there's still someone there.


On arrival in the OSIS room, I saw someone sitting down and typing something on his laptop. It was a gorilla this morning. I was confused as to how to greet him.


A gorilla? Giant chick? Creepy looking human?


"What do you need?" From behind came a cold and cynical voice.


Before he could turn his head, the man pulled my hand and took me in.


"Sher, it looks like you have a secret admirer!" He handed me over to the gorilla girl while smiling ignorantly. Wait, what did he say?


"Crazy huh, amazed by the gorilla chick? Impossible!"


I'm flabbergasted.


I hope his ears are clogged and his hearing is impaired.


The gorilla stopped typing. He turned and looked at me from top to bottom.


I just now saw a raging gorilla. Her ugly face was even worse.


"Oh so you broke the rules this morning? What's name?" The guy who was either ready gorilla earlier, read the paper located next to the laptop. "Angel Adam Anggara, his name is Angel but a guy."


Is something wrong?


"Class X-1" he continued "Murid class X but have brought a motorcycle? You have a SIM, right? Can I have your SIM?"


I took out my wallet that I always had, and took out my SIM.


"Oh so we're the same age? What's the matter until you've stayed in class?"


I don't hate guys, but I don't like him asking personal questions.


"Anyway, do you think you deserve your bike back?"


"I'm here for that purpose."


"Dream there! Already broke the rules, came late, then call me what? A gorilla? You think your bike will be returned easily?"


Pimply. Looks like his hearing is still good.


"There are also students of class X who dare to be insolent with upperclassmen." The guy smiled at me. "As vice-chairman of OSIS, I'll sanction you."


Turns out he's the new vice chairman of OSIS. If I knew he was this creepy, and conspired with a gorilla, I wouldn't have chosen him.


"What sanctions are you? Pick up trash, or every morning ask to pass on the students? Or..."


Suddenly the door opened and a man who was very similar to the vice chairman of OSIS entered the room.


"Sorry late!" They are both very similar, but their hairstyles are different. "Who is he?" Ask sees me.


"Reporting boss, this morning he broke the rules by riding his motorcycle to the front of the school, then he was late to the OSIS room to report. Plus he called me 'gorila'." The girl handed me the report paper.


I was wrong to break the rules and report late, but I don't feel guilty for calling him a gorilla. Indeed, his body and face resemble a gorilla, then what should I call him? Beautiful goddess?


"Hmm, class X kid huh. Dare to also call Sherly 'gorila'... "


Indeed reality.


"We'd better sanction him and tell him to bring his bike home. Waste of time dealing with him!" The vice chairman of the demons gave the chief a suggestion.


But I don't agree.


"Going home? Later there will be a repetition of Physics, I've been desperately studying!"


"Did I care?"


"Enough Theo, leave him to me. You and Sherly quickly complete the 17th prep report before the next hour begins."


Not to be mistaken, he's the new Chairman of OSIS. His name is Gabriel Clementine. Then the other guy's a twin, huh? He was the vice-chairman of OSIS, Theodor Victoria.


Only now did I notice their names on the badge the name of the uniform's top pouch.


"Angel is your name?"


"Angy."


"Angy? Okay.." - Okay..." He looks more cynical than his twin. In my heart I pray that I can go out and follow the Physics.


"Are you interested in joining the OSIS?"


Huh huh?


"Well, did you enter the insolent student into the members?" His deputy seemed to disagree.


Who wants to be a member.


"Rather than sanctioning, would you like to join us?"


Join a gang of female gorillas? Just be right...


"Where? Wanna?" His face no longer looks so cynical.


I don't know what he has in mind invites me to be a member who has clearly committed several violations.


Rather than being a member of OSIS, it is better to create your own community with members without girls.


Hey, good idea too.


"I want to join, but there's a condition." I finally said.


"Condition? Who do you think you are that dares to condone to the head of OSIS?!" Snapped the demon representative.


"Boss, obviously he's rude, even thinking about recruiting him as a member?" The female gorilla also seemed to disagree.


"Hoo.." Chairman of OSIS nyengir. He ignored his men and looked at me deeply "You're interesting too."


I'm goosebumps. I hope he's not gay.


"alright. I'll qualify from you, as long as you join us. Your offense will be removed and your bike will be returned. You can also go straight back to class and follow the Physics Deuteronomy you've been waiting for. How's it?"


"Agreed!" Answer me without further ado.


"Sher, put him on the list of new members. We'll talk about it again after school. So the bell came straight here! I hope you don't come late anymore."


"I promise. Can you get out?"


"Please, see you later!"


"You're serious Gab?! The terms have not been heard, you agree with him! Plus he's joining us?!"


I could hear the demon representative seem to disagree with the decision of the chairman.


Bodo.


What matters is that my conditions will be met.


I went back to class and kept smiling. During school here I just felt this happy this time.