Adam Vs Eve's

I Hate Women

My name is Angel Adam Anggara, commonly called Angy. Never heard of a guy named Angel? Get used to your ears from now on.

My hobby is cooking and I love taking care of the house. Yeah I know, maybe my activities sound magical to a high school guy like me. But I like taking care of the house. Mind it?

My father is dead, and my mother is a busy career woman who takes care of her wig business that will not sell. I said that because he never felt at home with one of all the businesses he had ever lived.

I'm the last of three children. Both my sisters and they suck. Sister Vira is the oldest brother, every day his work is just a courtship. His eyes could not escape from the screen of his phone.

While sister Sara always try to look fashionable in the mall to attract the attention of the opposite sex. I never saw her face without menor makeup.

It's free to talk at length about them. There is nothing positive to be gained.

Because the condition of the house is more often left by the 'real housekeeper' (read: woman) it is what makes me accustomed to taking care of the house alone.

The only entertainment for me that wasn't really entertainment was my neighbor and playmate from childhood, Eli.

He lives right next door to my house, and we've been friends since before we were born. I mean, my mom and her mom have been best friends since they were in school. Unfortunately, that didn't happen to us. Rather than close friends, we are more properly referred to as mortal enemies.

I admit, she's beautiful. Her hair is long manicured, her skin is white, but that's all if you just catch a glimpse of her.

After getting to know him, believe me, he's scarier than a world-class wrestler. If you speak, the volume of his voice exceeds the cheers of the audience during a football match; and if angry is more powerful than an earthquake 7 on the Richter scale.

Why did I insult them? Of course, because I hate women. I think all the air species on the face of this earth are the same. Likes to spend money, dance and menor, pretentious, pretentious, spoiled, whiny, can not think, likes gossip, etc.

Do they think they're queen? Well indeed the queen of Antoinette is the best example to describe them; the queen of France who likes to waste people's money for her own beauty. The Celestial stories of the king's concubines in the past also truly reflect their original disposition. Kill each other to get the attention of guys. Disgust!

"Acknowledging sins again?"

He's Emil, my classmate. "You can say that" I replied.

He knows I hate women.

"Lord, forgive my friend's sins that have been accumulated because they can not get rid of his revenge on innocent women..."

"It's not me, but those women who need to repent!"

"Oh" he answered too briefly with a flat face like a television screen.

I only knew him when MOS was at this private High School. We're classmates.

At least he is different from the guys in the class whose work only seduces women. Emil is similar to me, he also dislikes the presence of the opposite sex.

His parents split the house and he's running near the school. I don't know for sure what traumatized her about women, but what I do know was that she didn't like talking about her mother the most. I think I should ask him one day.

One more thing, he was sometimes too quiet! But maybe because of that, I who slang and like to talk (kalo do not want to be said to be chatty) can match him.

"You hate girls, but you seem to know all the ins and outs of their habits and mannerisms."

"certainly! If you don't know, I might hate them for no reason!" I said while grinning satisfied with my own words.

"Summer."

"What?"

"You."

"Then?"

"Forget over. Let's go back to class! Looks like it's already beluh"

Seeing the students running into the classroom, Emil and I headed for our class.

...****************...

After a long and exhausting learning process, the school ended.

I hate school. I hate his students. Yes, I hate his female students. I actually wanted to go to a special school for boys, but my mother forbade me. I know exactly what the reason is.

Even so, I am a diligent student and never absent in class. I love reading, studying, and the lesson I love most is Physics. But the KTK lesson is also no less interesting. By the way, why am I telling you this?

"Angy, you haven't come home yet?" Tumben Emil came to me before school.

"Again males, the house is empty again." But there is also the same brother, make BT.

"Wanna play at my place?"

"Can this? Want dong!"

Actually, I belong to a child who rarely wanders and goes straight home. Because my two brothers sometimes go to college until the afternoon, and my mother always comes home late, I'm often home alone.

If there is laundry I wash, if the dust accumulates I mop, and almost every day I cook. It just so happened that today there was leftover food yesterday, so I didn't have to cook. Unfortunately, I can't cook at home.

Also true!

"There's food at your boarding house? Want me to masakin? What do you like Mil??" I don't know why this has become a disease, I like the name of the cook. And I'm not ashamed.

"I'm actually catering. Maybe if you want to cook. But I have to check the fridge first"

"No problem, I can process more delicious catering! Because it is usually made too rushed, so sometimes there is less spice right?"

"Maybe, let's not go?"

"Come on!" I quickly finished my books and started walking out of class with Emil.

I think my life away from women is so much fun. I can live without them! I can cook and sew my own clothes! What are they for? Just makes it hard. I was also used as a shuttle and ATM walking, sorry.

Unfortunately so out of class with pleasant thoughts, suddenly...

"ANGY!!"

The 'monkey female' is coming.

"Angyyy, wait for me!!"

The monkey approached me with an ugly smile that was deliberately sweetened. That's a sign he wants something from me.

Seeing her approach me, I fearfully looked at Emil. From the look on his face that had looked at the monkey with a feeling of wonder, I already knew what he was going to ask.

"Your boyfriend?"

"No!"

Fucking eli!! Why did he have to come to me anyway?! I told you in school we should keep our distance and as much as possible do not connect directly! I'm tired of always being the prime suspect as her boyfriend!

"He's nobody, I don't know. Let's go!" I pushed Emil in the opposite direction, away from the witch.

"Angy why the hell," she pulled my sling bag, "I'd just like to ask you to take it home. Our house is in the same direction, right?"

His driver? Any more? Just be right! I'm going to Emil's place anyway.

"I'm sorry you got the wrong guy." I said ketus.

"Ihh, I said auntie lo!!"

"Please."

"I'm real!" The magician took his foldable phone and started pressing the button.

"Here's your phone!" I then tried to reach for the pink phone noraknya, "what the hell do ortu? Like a little kid."

"Surely, you don't want to be horrified me anyway..!" Said sebal. Face rounded.

If it's a sprain, he often blows his cheeks. Actually it's cute. But considering who did it, the thought was buried deep.

"Why not ask to be picked up by your sister anyway? The class is on holiday, right?"

"Try asking your brother! They must be busy dating! I'm on the phone, nobody picked up!" Her brother, Ray's sister, is dating my first brother, Vira's sister.

"Sorry, I don't want to go home today. Take an angkot, will you?"

"It's none of your business. Go Emil!"

I started to step away. Poor Emil. From earlier he was just watching me fight with 'donkeys'.

"Well, let a weak girl be alone on the streets. If anything happens to me, responsibility!"

Bodo.

"Ehm, it doesn't really matter if he wants to come with us." Emil's words stopped my steps.

What does it mean to say that?? He's gone crazy, isn't he?! "Did a woman take a guy to a boarding house??" I asked in wonder looking at him.

"Actually I'm not a sniff, but a house contract, so no problem, right?"

"Contract? Contracting your own home? Staying alone is that?"

"Yup, my house is out of town, so I was contracted out by my father."

"Now know me. But you better not take him! Your house could be destroyed!"

"Come on, Angy, take me home! It's just for a moment, isn't that you can go to your friend again? Please?"

I don't like him whining like that. Cute sauce. Does it work in such a disgusting way?!

"You're using my bike, the key!" I grabbed the keys from my bag.

"You know I can't ride a bike!"

That's right, I forgot my promise to her mom. That's the main reason why I won't be allowed to go to school in a special school for boys, to take care of it! If so, I don't want to have to drive him.

By necessity.

Very forced...

"Let's go home."

"Horee, asian!" Hearing him happy for my defeat, it felt like I wanted to throw him into the sea.

"Sorry Mil, I have to drive the princess home first." I said disappointed. I thought today could relax with Emil, without any interference from the 'female monster'.

"No problem."

"Tomorrow I promise to play at your house!"

"OKAY. See you tomorrow!"

I'm sure Emil is as disappointed as I am. You fucking woman!

...****************...

On the way home on my favorite yellow motorbike, suddenly the monkey pinched my arm.

"Ouch! What else now?!"

"I forgot! I have to go to Tasha's house! I want to lend him my book that I forgot I love!"

"He borrowed your PR again? You're a fool, aren't you? You want to be his assistant by letting him copy your PR?"

"Don't you fucking know! He just borrowed a notebook! After all I never guaranteed my PR!"

"Who knows? I'm just asking!"

I turned my bike around the corner to his friend's house. I used to drive him there once, so I know the way. Not far from school, but if I think I really look like the driver.

Upon arrival there, the 'magic grandmother' came down and took the notebook from her bag. Then give me the norse bag.

"Just in a minute, take care of my bag!"

"yes princess, don't be long" I said holding back the anger.

"Not long!" He rushed to the door of his friend's house and rang the bell.

Not long after his friend came out and he entered the house?! Couldn't his notebook be handed over at the door?!

I was waiting for him outside, on my bike. Long time ago the magic grandmother did not come out.

I felt like a fool; sitting dumb on a motorcycle, still wearing a helmet and holding a pink butut girl-style bag with a lot of tassels and ornaments of round-faced animal dolls like asking for dijotosin. Really make BT!

It's been almost an hour!!

When he was about to catch up with her, he suddenly went out with his girl friends. They were still gossiping at the door of the house while sometimes looking at me.

Her weirdness that sounded like the weirdness of a magic granny was interfering with my hearing. I just want to stay with him!

"Angy, stop by yuk!" Hearing that I immediately turned on the motorbike and pushed it hard, "sorry I think he was in a hurry! See you tomorrow!"

"Yes, it's okay, until tomorrow!" It seems they are saying goodbye to each other.

As the witch approached me, I then threw her bag, and she started to nag.

"Why don't you come down? My friend wants to know you know!"

"My job is to drive you, not your friends. Don't you know what it means to 'introduce'?"

"What the hell? What errand?? Don't be so important!"

"Would you like to go home or not? Riding up!"

"Please dong, somebody else is wearing a helmet."

"Can the school?"

"It's a baffle!"

"Yes, the hunt's up lady smartass!" I started to push my bike as soon as he got on.

"Don't call me smartass lady! You handsome sok master! Someone wants to know so belagu that."

"I'm handsome; and I don't care if anyone wants a cake acquaintance, hugs a cake, kisses a cake, asks for an autograph even if I'm not interested and won't do it!"

"It's so arrogant, I hug ya."

"Search dead?!! Stupid release!"

"Angy scared chick, Angy tacky, Angy ugly!"

"Stop that silly song! I'm speeding you!!"

"Call it, am I afraid?! If you're speeding me in a tight hug!"

"If you hug, I won't pick you up again! I don't want to deal with you anymore!"

"What?? Not heard!"

"Don't pretend to be deaf! Stupid release!"

"What??? Stupid what??"

"Whatever!" I really want to speed. But prioritizing safety, I undo my intentions.

He really made me TB. Why would I have a mental disorder neighbor like her?!

Before I end this shitty chapter, I want to say something: don't ever think she likes me, let alone that I like her! Because it's never gonna happen! I hate women. Nothing can change my mind!