
"Wire, sneak into your respective positions. We're ready to fight" Renata told his uncle.
"Ready aunt!" Ponakan Renata saluted him.
"Missy!" renata's orders.
"okay."
Ponakan Renata immediately approached his friends. He gathered all his friends in the middle room. They all orderly stood up while lined up neatly.
"There's an enemy coming, get your weapons ready!"
"OK." answer everything.
All pounding Renata change ragged camping clothes, dandan use black powder, hair ruffled, chicken tai applied to the whole body rich in chocolate jam for bread. Not to forget the eces flooded under the lips. They also eat jengkol juice to scent their mouth.
"Remember, you have to scare the enemy, imagine the enemy again facing the national test."
"May you not brother?"
"May as long as the cheat is placed in the test, so as not to be caught."
"If I put it on the teacher's desk."
"Pinter, cheating is not true, if you copy a friend's answer, choose a friend who is not stupid. It's free to be fooled."
"Not that we were going to war, it's even a gini school exam."
"Oh yeah, let's miss your names don't get left behind."
"Anton."
"Anton."
"Hey, never double."
"We both are Anton's names."
"Jude, next."
"Needle."
"Sir."
"Hey who told you to mock, be absent."
"That's my name, brother."
"Oh.., you, Smell's got to be, isn't it?"
"Not brother."
"Why do you say Smell?"
"That's brother, the Ica pup fell under the floor."
Everyone looks at the floor. Gunungan tai nimpluk on the floor. It is quite beautiful and the smell is starting to smell good.
"Cumpulins for our enemy's nyekokines." the leader commands them.
"OK it right."
All the Renata ponakan prepare. Suddenly Kenan entered the middle room. He was surprised to see a lot of slack in the middle room.
"Is there a prosperous community?" ask Kenan.
Kenan stood in front of them all. He felt that living in Renata's house was a lot of strangeness from Renata to his bangs.
"This is Om, we're going to fight on the battlefield, Om want to come?"
"Can." Kenan agreed, he wanted to know what Renata was doing. He thought he might be playing a child's fight. It's not his fault he's playing too.
Kenan dimake. He was wearing a tattered camping shirt.Hair was ruffled. You should drink jengkol juice as well.
"Already, teler. What is palal juice?" asked Kenan while showing a glass that still contains jengkol juice.
"That's jengkol Om's juice."
"What's? why should you drink all jengkol juice?" ask Kenan.
"To gush the enemies of Om, rich dragons that emit bursts of fire, we are smelly Om."
"It is acceptable to reason, what kind of enemy do we have to be like this?" ask Kenan.
"Later to know."
Not to forget Kenan's body is dioles tai. Kebauan dress when the tai-tai is polished on his body.
"Loh.loh..wait, it stinks. This what?" ask Kenan.
"That's chicken Om."
"What's? it smells so bad." Kenan closed his nose.
"Sister, that's not chicken tai?"
"Aren't you chicken?"
"That's chicken abis, that's Ica. Brother said kumpulin was."
"Tai man anyway, pantes sedep." Kenan was surprised when he found out that he smeared his body tai man instead of chicken tai.
"Well Om, we'll have the enemy, prepare Om mentally, bring a pot and a boiler."
"Well, want to cook?"
"Yes right, cook compote."
"Not Om, we fight, rich on the battlefield."
"Okay ready" said Kenan.
Kenan agrees. He brought a pot and a boiler. Others carried a dipper, broom, a lid, a vegetable spoon, a study table and a toothpick.
"Woi why are you bringing chocolates and snacks? we want a fight."
"It's chocolate and snack expired, if eaten guaranteed stomach pain."
"Good thinking."
Pruuut....
"Thankfully, why? just keep farting," said Kenan.
"Yes Om, but look at the kids behind Om."
Kenan looked back, the children behind him fainted.
"Sorry boys, it smells really good" said Kenan.
Soon Renata also came out of the room. He's worse. Kenan didn't recognize him. Like the queen of hell.
"That's a crazy person?" ask Kenan.
"No, it's aunt Renata."
Kenan was more surprised when he saw Renata like a madman. He had not expected Renata to be so much more disgusting than him.
"You're all ready?" ask Renata.
"Every aunt."
"Open the door attack!" renata's orders.
"Okay aunty."
Door opened. A group of bouncers were standing at the door with a loan shark in front of them.
"Groan!" renata's orders.
"groaning."
Renata's bangs begin attacking loan sharks and bouncers. They're smashing babu. Bouncer and Rentenir. They were all tied up under a tree.
"My mind is here to collect the debt" Rentenir said.
"debt? you give very high flowers" said Renata.
"Wait for this debt problem?" ask Kenan.
"Yes, this Renata owes me," replied Rentenir.
While Renata, Kenan and Rentenir were talking, the bouncer and Renata were talking as well.
"My pants are back, my butt is bitten by a red ant, it hurts" said one of the bouncers.
"Sorry Om, I threw the pants on the floor" said one of Renata's ponakan.
"If it's my wallet, there's an unpaid instant noodle bill" said the bouncer.
"The bill is all Om, kere amet," said one of Renata's ponakan turned the wallet on the loan shark bouncer.
"Please open the iketnya, gatel nih can not scratch the buttocks again worms," said another bouncer.
"Relax Om, eat Chinese petai juice only healed."
"The problem is the gatel now."
"Patience Om, enjoy the misery first."
Rentenir again argued with Renata about the debt problem. They don't want to stop, keep arguing.
"Pay."
"Don't want to" said Renata.
"I'll report you to the police if you don't pay" Rentenir said.
"I'm not afraid, I will also report you for blackmailing me with high flowers" Renata threatened.
"Already, how much does Renata owe?" ask Kenan.
"100 million" replied Rentenir.
"Hey, my debt is only 50 million why 100 million?" said Renata.
"That's because you don't pay, interest increases" Rentenir said.
"Renata give me my bag back, let me pay your debt" Kenan said.
"OK," said Renata.
Renata enters the house, takes Kenan's bag and gives it to him. Kenan immediately opened the bag, wrote a number on the cheque and threw it at Rentenir.
"Take the Cheque, from today Renata's debt is paid off. Don't bother Renata or his bangs anymore" said Kenan.
"Yes, thank you boss" Rentenir said.
Kenan immediately embraced Renata who was standing beside him.
"Honey let's take a shower together, keep going" said Kenan.
"Ha.ha.iya dear," said Renata smiling wakau he regretted hearing Kenan's words.
"Kids, set them free!" kenan's orders.
"Okay Om," answered all of Renata's ponakan.
Kenan brought Renata into the house. They both entered the room and locked the door.
"You say that in front of the kids, heh" Renata said, glaring at Kenan.
"So I've paid your debt, be kind to me, baby" said Kenan.
"Okay, what do you want?" ask Renata.
"You are my darling" said Kenan.
"You want me?" ask Renata.
"Look, baby" replied Kenan.
Renata kisses Kenan. Rubbing his cheek into Kenan's mouth.
"Honey the smell, is this chicken shit too?" ask Kenan.