
WHEN A GUS TYPEFUCKER IS IN LOVE
# 21.07'
SGKC 21.07
By: ma’arif wibowo
..... \= yes already, I wait at home njih?.assalammu’alaikum .
Jalal \= injih ndoro.'alaikumussalam warohmatulloh.
Gus jalalpun put hp into his pants pocket back.he also walked down the road on the outskirts of the market.he also bought 3 kg of curls, 4 kg of wine, and,5 chocolate silver queen and not to miss 2 boxes of ice cream walls favorite of the princess ndoro.
Gus jalal also walked back to the place of the tongkrongannya.from a distance, it seems the maeso has seyum2 to gus jalal. arriving at the place of the tongkrongan.si maeso patted the shoulder gus jalal while speaking
Maeso \= what is nglamar mbak nabila tho lex?why buy so much fruit?
Jalal \= (smile )
Mencos \= is fru2an for whom lex?
Jalal \= ooowwwh.this fruit make.
Bang soprak \= for the same symbol e lemange.
Maeso \= ah, not probably bang.so in there jalex also buy ahem ahem.jelase for the most special girl in his heart.
Jalal \= what is ahem ahem so maeso? Ha ha ha ha
Maeso \= brown.
Mencos \= matane maeso kok weruuuuh wae.
Maeso \= ya clearly know.people on wrap wearing clear crackles.
Jalal \= crackle expensive black color so.so wrap yo thin thin.
Bang soprak \= is put in cardboard lex.entar if you get to mbrojol on the road eman eman lex.bentar, do not find cardboard.(then hurry to leave the place).
Jalal \= injih bang.matur nuwun sanget.
Mencos \= did buy for whom lex?
Jalal \= make ndoro princess bang.
Maeso \= pretty no lex?
Gus jalal Just smile.lalu took a cellphone from his pants pocket. opened the photo gallery on his cellphone.from the movement of his fingers.he was looking for an album . he also smiled when he found the album ndoro putri.with a slow touch.then look for some photos of a very beautiful girl with her hijab.lalu gus jalal also pointed the photo towards maeso.maeso only can mlongo(dlongop).how about so maeso? “ucap gus jalal.
Maeso \= (Just shut up without answering ).
Jalal \= how so?(?patting the maeso on the shoulder with his left hand).
Maeso \= that person what angel lex?
Mencos \= want ...pengen..ha ha ha ha.
Maeso \= lha uuuuuuuuuuayu eg.
Jalal \= yes people tho so.
Maeso \= you kok by bekakas slick koyok ngono kuwi tho lex.teko ngendi?
Jalex \= iki kudu strong wiridane so.
Maeso \= keeps wiridane what is lex?
Jalex \= wiridane dated when2 takajari.Cuma read it after praying 5 times.
Mencos \= halaaaah.dapurane maeso kok until prayer.wudhu any time of day is still wrong.has washed your face directly wash your feet.
Jalal \= ha ha ha.
Maeso \= iyo karep I did not short tempone.ben cepet.
Jalal \= your bald.
Maeso \= you know, while tho lex.do you ever goiter?
Jalal \= yes ever tho.
Maeso \= goiter where is lex?
Jalal \= cottage romadhon.
Maeso \= hahaha..I did not go to school if only romadhon.pas cottage was still in school.
Mencos \= wong your school is not niyat way so maeso.
Maeso \= mangke bundle yo same people not clear like bang mencos.
Jalal \= ha ha ha.
It looks bang soprak come carrying a cardboard and a string of raffia.without the stale.bang soprak directly put the fruit, ice cream and chocolate into the cardboard.but, not yet in the input everything.bang soprakpun in the same resistant gus jalal.
Jalal \= his wine in just stay bang.
Bang soprak \= why is lex?
Maeso \= bang soprak kok do not understand.meaning jalex, that wine for us2 bang.
Jalal \= (smile )
Bang soprak \= this tomorrow who became his father-in-law jalex must be very lucky.clear good same in-laws.
Jalal \= amen ya robb.
Maeso \= biyuh, live on amini.
Jalal \= do’anya the persecuted person directly in the same slogan who ngecat lombok so.
Maeso \= wkkkk.
Bang soprak \= asem tenan kok jalex.
Jalal \= sorry bang soprak.joking earlier.
When everything has entered.bang soprakpun tie the cardboard with raffia rope.lalu lift it and put it on the motorcycle seat gus jalal.and do not forget to tie it with raffia rope.when everything is finished.bang soprak also turned towards gus jalal with a smile.wes sort lex”ucapnya.
Jalal \= mature nuwun sanget bang.
Bang soprak \= but ojo lali cigarette e.
Maeso \= hahaha.
Gus jalapun smile.lalu took a cigarette in his pants pocket on the right.lalu thrust the cigarette towards bang soprak.bang soprak also opened the pack of cigarettes that are still sealed and took just one stick.lalu handed the rest to gus jalal.but rejected by gus jalal.
Jalal \= just bring everything bang. I still have bang.
Bang soprak \= you are a child e wong sugih yo lex.your cigarettes are expensive2.these cigarettes per package are 17 thousand you know.
Jalal \= kids e wong urip bang.
Mencos \= hahaha.
Jalal \= has it all.I live first.
Mencos \= okrek.
Maeso \= lex, ask the same ndoro putri.still have a single sister is not lex?
Mencos \= ojo lex.wong maeso kuwi mendhemi.
Jalal \= ha ha ha
Then gus jalal was wearing a helmet and riding his motorcycle.after he turned on he also pointed fingers thumbs, index and pinkies together.and in reply also by bang mencos and his friend2nya.gus jalalpun left the place with .they walk down the street and eventually disappear at the end of the road.
Mencos \= you suspect is not prak same jalex?
Bang soprak \= suspect what problem cos?
Mencos \= jalex it is not a random person.auranya ,carismatic jian nyungkani.
Bang soprak \= maybe that's your feeling cos.
Mencos \= what is prak? Soale once said that I can not forget until now prak?
Maeso \= talking about wirid?
Mencos \= you are sing mbok thinkne lak babon wae so maeso.
Bang soprak \= www.kkkkk.....opo wes kaceren tenan tho so?
Maeso \= wes , I just go home.I was made to lose2an keep on doing.
Bang soprak \= sik tho, later go home with me.I just want to know what is said jalex same mencos.kok it looks like the content of the talk is very heavy.
Mencos \= jalex once said this prak “ opo yo arep naughty continue until tuwek tho bang “.
Everything was suddenly mute without answer.the state of increasingly silence.only the wind rust2 that began to blend with the warmth of the sun that began to rise.then the tares of people and the roar of the sound of vehicles chanting an orchestra of nature.witness the time that began to pass with the sun that spying matai day.
Meanwhile, on the road there.the RX KING rider is busy enjoying his journey.who else if not gus jalal.mulutnya is busy deming alone .” ancen enjoy kok, ride the vehicle while nderes .ora ono sing ganggu“ says bathin gus jalal.
Long story short.tibalah gus jalal in a fairly large hut.he stopped in front of the gate of the hut and smiled.then, and jalal continued his journey.exactly ,at the end of the front fence of the cottage gus jalalpun turned his motorbike to the left along a small road beside the cottage.just a few hundred meters gus jalal was stopped.then lead his motorbike into a narrow alley.and continue entering the area of dalem pesantren.tiba2 sound “ STOP’ that stops the steps gus jalal.when gus jalal turned .turned out there were two santri who were there.
Gus jalal also lowered the standard beside his motorbike, opened the helmet .with a smile gus jalalpun said hello
Jalal \= assalammu’alaikum.
Santri1 \= wa’alaikum salam .maaf kang, looks like you are not santri here.
Jalal \= injih.
Santri1 \= continues, what needs dare to enter the dalem complex?
Jalal \= this gus.mau nganterin his order neng nadia fauziah.daughter nipun romo kyai haidar ali.
Santri1 \= ooowwwwhhhh...tho courier?
Jalal \= injih.
Santri2 \= yes sorry mas.it would be nice to go through the front gate.later mas can wait in the office manager mas.not nyelonong enter like this.
Jalal \= injih gus.maaf.then I did not return again .not through the front door of the mawon.
Santri2 \= so khan is more polite.
Jalal \= injih gus.sorry.
gus jalalpun intend to turn back again, but was held by the other santri.
Santri 1 \= do not need to.
Jalal \= injih.
Santri 1 whispered softly to santri 2.although the whisper was heard by gus jalal.
Santri 1 \= wong new kok yo arep mbok work tho kang kang?
Santri 2 \= iyo karep ku,besok2 let's not repeat again.
Santri 1 \= yowes, now me or you are the same mature yai?
Santri 2 \= you wae kang.isuk want me a bag in dukani abah yai gara2 tangi kawanen.
Santri 1 \= hahaha ..yowes lak ngono.
Then santri 1 was rushed to the ndalem complex.and entered the courtyard of a house that is still thick with carvings2 jawanya.the thousand in the house.santri was also saying greetings
Santri 1 \= Assalammu’alaikum.
Wa’alaikum salam.heard a greeting answer from inside the house.when the door was open.looked a man with a gloved and black mask.where his black kopyah Just in the crest above his head.so that his front hair looks.then ,santri was shaking hands and kissing the man's hand, with a sense of wonder.laki2 was also asked “ what needs njih kang?
Santri 1 \= pangapuntene sanget gus ja’far, so that wekdalipun ganggu panjenengan?
Ja’far \= injih kang.mboten nopo2 kok.indeeda what tho kang?
Santri 1 \= is gus.ada courier who wants to deliver his order neng nadia.
Ja,far \= you know, what message is he?
Santri 1 \= wow, I also do not know niku gus?
Ja’far \= is already , don't ask e neng nadia first kang.
Santri \= injih.
Then, gus ja’far ali entered the house and called nadia.
Ja’far \= nadia....
Appear from inside a girl's room with her twinkle eyes that shine.Sunggin smile with a thin mustache above her lips make it more beautiful.wearing a pink hijab with a long-sleeved shirt white color makes it more beautiful answer “ yes mas ja’far.
Ja’far \= ha ha ha ha ha.
Nadia \= khan want to meet someone?
Ja’far \= courier?
Nadia \= means mas ja’far?
Ja’far \= do you order tho nadia.kok until there is a courier here nganterin your order?
Nadia \= so who comes is only a courier?
Nadia did not answer.malah entered again and closed the door of her room.how gus gus.I've been grooming from earlier.let you know that it has changed.it's been great not like the nadia that used to gus.but you even told a courier to come here.I'm disappointed gus” said neng nadia heart.
While gus ja’far met santri 1 while saying.
Ja’far \= yes already kang.sold here the courier!
Santri 1 \= what I just take the order gus.
Ja’far \= do not kang.kirang prayogo.
Santri 1 \= injih gus.when so .no call first the courier gus.
Ja’far \= injih kang.
Santri 1 \= assalammu’alaikum.
Ja’far \= wa’alaikum salam.
Santri was rushed to leave the house.no how long, back santri with someone who again guided the bike with a helmet.gus ja’far, he said,Just smiling looking at it from a distance, though he also did not know who the person wearing the helmet was.when he arrived at the house .gus jalal parked his motorcycle .while he glanced at the santri who was talking to gus ja’far ali.
Gus jalal instead did not take off the helmet.him instead tried to remove the knot2 raffia rope that binds the cardboard very slowly.and when he saw the 1st santri kang was gone.new gus jalal take off his helmet.take a smile he also said salam” assalammu’alaikum gus jack.
Ja’far \= wa’ala.(mlongo saw the person in front of him.then he continued his greeting earlier)wa’alaikum salam.
Gus jalalpun approached gus ja’far .when gus jalal extended his hand to shake hands.gus ja’far ali even hugged gus jalal very tightly.lalu, jalalpun jal.
Jalal \= until sampun gus.later if there are santri who see can misunderstand.
Ja’far \= opo does not miss the same I.sampek do not want me to hug?
Jalal \= instead of unwilling.but your ambu wry gus.
Ja’far \= ha ha ha ha ha ha.asem (while releasing his embrace ).
Jalal \= lha iyo.
Ja’far \= ha ha ha ha ha..dos puri kabare gus?
Jalal \= alhamdulillah, okay kok gus.jengan dos puri kabare?
Ja’far \= alhamdulillah, well.ayo enter gus?
Jalal \= bentar gus, do not take orders ndoro putri.
Ja’far \= is indeed nadia any message to arrive at the cardboard wrap?
Jalal \= regular gus,girl.
Ja’far \= doll?
Jalal \= (shaking his head while smiling)
Ja’far \= keeps what?
Jalal \= the girl asked is usually not far from 3 objects.dolls ,brown and ice cream.
Ja’far \= hahaha...
Then gus jalalpun took the cardboard and entered the house with gus ja’far ali.in the house, gus ja’far walked to the neng nadia room which was followed by gus jalal ,gus ja’far knocked on Nadia's room door while saying
Ja’far \= nadia.this is your order has arrived.
Nadia \= put it in the refrigerator only mas(answer neng nadia from inside the room).
Ja’far \= do you not want to thank you first with the courier?
Nadia \= yes thank you.please mas ja’far halfein same courier.
Ja’far \= keeps his chair how nadia?
Nadia \= yes told to go home tho.masak want to be told to nginep here.
Ja’far \= already then.
Nice kid, you were told to go home with Nadia.
Jalal \= injih gus jack.nderek aken.
Hearing the voice of gus jalal.neng nadia fauziah buru2 opened the door of his room.when he found gus jalal was there.neng nadia also approached gus jalal and pinch the cheek gus jalal very strongly.
Jalal \= aduh duh duh duh duh duh..(gus jalal hand holds both neng nadia hands to release the pinch).
Nadia \= iiiiikkkhhh.
Jalal \= pain ndoro..(look gus jalal grimacing pain).
Nadia \= is her fault.
Jalal \= is my fault what is ndoro?
Nadia \= iiiiiiiiikkkkkkhhhh (pinches left arm gus jalal ).
Jalal \= ouh duh duuuuuhhhh ..ampun ndoro.
Nadia \= is wrong still do not feel guilty?
Jalal \= yes ..I was wrong.maaf ndoro.
Ja’far \= ha ha ha ha ha...kok wes sire ?
Jalal \= sssssstttttt.
Ja’far \= ha ha ha ha ha.
Nadia \= hayo start again.no pinch again you know later.
Jalal \= mercy ndoro.
Already ....hayo we sit first.ucap gus ja’far while taking nadia and gus jalal to the living room.when gus ja’far already sitting.gus jalal instead open the cardboard and remove the contents .
Jalal \= this chocolate ndoro.ini ice cream and this is the longan.
Nadia \= (smile ).
Jalal \= said what?
Nadia \= thank you very much gus.
Jalal \= pinteeeerrrrrr(while stroking nadia head).
Nadia \= (smile)
Jalal \= gus jack.mbak with pundi?
Ja’far \= again gus?
Jalal \= keep.pak dhe same budhe where?
Ja’far \= may still be busy behind.I call gus.
Jalal \= mboten need gus jack.later khan there is also still time.
Ja’far \= still mondok mus?
Jalal \= yes gus..take auxiliary2 Mbah yai there.
Ja’far \= if my advice .wes dang marah only gus.biar more clearly you in living this life.
Jalal \= bentar tho.kok arrived mgomongin wedlock you know.
Ja’far \= gini you know gus.I often on the phone with other gus2.he said you are difficult to contact.difficult also invited the group of gus.
Jalal \= (smile).continue what does the same marriage tho gus jack have to do?
Ja’far \= if you are married, khan is more directed towards your life tho gus.creating a sakinah family mawadah warohmah.can be more focused on the struggle of our grandfather.mbah hasyim ali, for hidmah marang ummah.istilahe, can be more focused on the struggle of our grandfather,if you already have a family. urip you ora mung grudak gruduk thok.
Nadia \= what nadia knows the same endadzahnadia.beautiful, good people.Only a few end of this often urinate.said teman2 nadia.if girls like urinating urination, usually ask for a middy.
Jalal \= what does that say also belong to that category? (smiling while glancing towards nadia ).
Nadia \= iiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkhhhhhh (pinches the left arm of gus jalal strongly).
Jalal \= duh duh duh duuuuuh.sakit ndoro.
Nadia \= her fault ,ngeselin.
Jalal \= pripun niki gus jack?I'm in the same tattoo ndoro putri until this charred gosong you know?
Ja’far \= (smile).
Nadia \= ngadu ngadu mas ja’far.
Jalal \= do not tell ndoro.so the girl is not fierce let alone chatty.
Ja’far \= indeed why gus?
Jalal \= his nose could be pug .
Ja’far \= hahaha.
Nadia \= iiiiiikkkkkkhhhhhhhh.(pinched left arm gus jalal)
Jalal \= duh duh duh duh duuuuuuhhhhhhhhh.i kok persecuted continue tho ndoro?
Nadia \= her fault ,do’ nadia pug.
Jalal \= is scientific.
Ja’far \= scientific where tho guus gus?(( geleng2 head).
Jalal \= when the girl is chatty.
tra no no no no no no.....
So, the muscle muscles in the nose will automatically be attracted by mouth movements.
And so, the more chatty himself.the more snub his nose.
Hence, the average chatty wong sing that snub nose.
Ja’far \= www.kkkkkkk.k.
Nadia \= iiiiiikkkkkkhhh ...
Trying to pinch the arm gus jalal.but, quickly gus mesh caught the hand neng nadia fauziah.seraya said
Jalal \= but , for ndoro putri mboten kok.malah added mancung kok.
ja’far \=?
Jalal \= (whispers into the ear gus ja’far ali) his mouth aka nyaprut.soale mostly grandchildren.
Ja’far \= wkkkk..ha ha ha ha.
Nadia \= hayo talking nadia huh?
Jalal \= uh,mboten pareng su’hon ngaten tho ndoro.
Nadia \= continues?
Jalal \= but tomorrow that will be your husband insya alloh so waliyuloh kok ndoro.
Ja’far \= why can you see it gus gus?
Jalal \= gus jack remember the story of the great guardian.shech abdurrahman bajal haban hadromaut, yemen?
Ja’far \= hmmmm.I kind of forgot gus.
Jalal \= it you know.beliau became a great guardian and so sayyidul karomah because2 his wife.
Nadia \= how can I gus?
Jalal \= about “ duwe bojo chatty let alone fierce.can dadkne sacred.
Duwe bojo patient , dadek ne keramut”.
Ja’far \= ha ha ha ha ..how about gus gus.ada2 only.
Nadia \= iiiikkkkkhhhh
Jalal \= eits, neng nadia's hand-catching.
Nadia \= niku geniebelin.
Jalal \= mboten ndoro.I was plain, funny and innocent really.
Nadia \= eeeeeehhhhh, can't praise yourself gus.
With a smile , gus jalal also release neng nadia hands.he also opened a crackle that opens the longan.slowly, jalalpun jal took and peeled the skin of the longan.after reading basmalah.gus jalalpun ate the fruit of the longan.masya alloh ,manise said gus jalal.
Gus ja’far ali and neng nadia Just gawking at the incident.tiba2, nadiaun yelled
Nadia \= abaaahhhh....baaahhh....abaaaaahhh.guse bah.guse.
What's the matter with Nadia triak triak?
sahut romo yai haidar ali entered the living room.
Nadia \= guse bah ..that's see, guse bah.guse is not fasting.
Jalal \= I'm wayahe.
Seriate..