
WHEN A GUS TYPEFUCKER IS IN LOVE
# 21 . 03
by Ma'arif Wibowo
CCC #21 .03
Nila \= allohumma sholli wasalim wabarik 'alaih .
(yeah mase )
Jalal \= nay, sorry about yach . Mas has made dik nay sad .but honestly, from the trough of his heart mase the deepest .mase never willing, if diknay shrouded in sadness and disappointment .
Nila \= but , why mase do not speak honestly with sister .if mase son of a kyai . Did Mase assume that sister is a typical honorary crazy chick ?
Jalal \= mboten .
Nila \= continues ?
Jalal \= khan dik nay nanya ?
Nila \= oowwwhhhh .... so it must be asked first and want to say honestly ?
Jalal \= (only diem ).
Nila \= why did diem ?. It is true khan said sister . Mase from the beginning just want to playin feeling sister only . Is that the attitude of the gus ?
Jalal \= means ?
Nila \= yes most gus just give false hope as common people like sister . Later, when it has passed , people like sister will be left with the classic excuse . "sorry yes , I've been in the same match with my parents . I can't refuse my will to be the same ummi . For in themselves there is a keridho'an alloh " . Will Mase be like that too ?
Jalal \= mboten . Insya allh mboten .
Nila \= so mase dare to defy the will of parents ne mase ? Mase is not afraid if mase in the stamp becomes a bad boy ?
Jalal \= (yes all , how can it be complicated like this tho ) .
Nila \= why mase ? Can't answer khan ?
Jalal \= dik nayyyyy..mas please , don't put me in a position where I never think to that extent ?
Nila \= hiks hiks hiks ... (starting to hear the sound of crying indigo nihayah )
Jalal \= you know, dik nay kok even cry ?
Nila \= mase know not why sad sister, angry sister even sister to cry ?
Jalal \= mboten .
Nila \= why the hell. mase so a guy never sensitized ?
Jalal \= sorry ..mase khan is not a god who knows all what you feel .
Nila \= (hiks hyks ) . Sister scared mase . Sister is afraid mase will leave sister because of layman's sister . The sister of a commoner mase .
Jalal \= sampun tho dik ..adik not so yach . Insya alloh, mase will fight for our love dik . Until your son is called upon in my name .
Nila \= means mase ?
Jalal \= why sich, sister so girl never sensitized ?
Nila \= iiiiikkkkkhhhhh, must ngoten .
Jalal \= lha kedah pripun tho ?
Nila \= (only diem )
Jalal \= dik nay .. dik nay must keep trying to improve themselves njih . Her salary, learning and her morals should be better . Let it be later, I'm the same my brother . Find you in my love istikhoroh .
Nila \= (yes all , mase so sweet really )
Jalal \= sister njih smile ! mase seneng if sister can smile again . Yes already , this khan already want maghrib . Dik nay siap2 maghrib prayer njih . After that , sister bantu2 mother buwat event later tonight . Haul grandpa .
Nila \= injih mase . But mase promise khan, will not leave sister ?
Jalal \= insya alloh , will mase aken business .
Nila \= you know, how come mas ?
Jalal \= I'm just a human being dik . And trying is my human spirit . I'm not al mu'id who keeps my word .
Nila \= yes mase , sister know kok .
Jalal \= alhamdulillah .. sister smile njih..assalammu'alaikum.
Nila \= wa'alaikum hail warohmatulloh
After the Maghrib prayer jama'ah . Then 2, return the santri to their lodges . Indeed, in his ponpes yai zidnan ali . if it runs out maghrib . The activities of the santri are memorization . There are imrithi memorization, alfiyah even al qur'an . Which they will deposit later after shubuh . Maybe later it runs out of ba'da isya' or pas want to sleep again lalaran .
But that doesn't happen to gus jalal . In the middle of his house. Sit down romo yai zidnan ali . Nyai nurifatul afifah and in front of him both this, sit gus jalal . His mind wandered far away . Ask, what is this . Not usually like this "buuukkk "yai zidnan ali voice breaks the silence .
Bu nyai afifah \= dalem bah .
Yai zidnan ali \= please make more coffee buk !
Miss Nyaipun glanced at the table in front of her . On that table , the coffee of romo yai zidnan ali is still half a glass . Nyai nurifatul afifah also understand . That this is only kinah romo kyai zidnan ali who told bu nyai to leave the place . Then, with a long sigh . Ms. nyai nurifatul afifah , moving from her seat to the kitchen .lalu ,romo yai zidnan alipun began to speak
Yai zidnan ali \= nice kids .
Jalal \= dalem bah .
Yai zidnan ali \= how to school and naji you in ponpese yai ahmad ?
Jalal \= alhamdulillah.. smoothly sedoyone kok bah .
Yai zidnan ali \= thank God if it is like that . You don't often get takzir khan gus ? (Seeing intently at gus jalal)
Jalal \= alhamdulillah , mboten kok bah .
Yai zidnan ali \= nice kid , there are some things you want to ask me .
Jalal \= injih bah .
Yai zidnan ali \= do you not feel at home, goiter in ponpese kyai ahmad jamhari ?
Jalal \= thankfully feel at home kok bah .
Yai zidnan ali \= keep , if you feel at home. Why do you often go home ? Even almost every week you go home . (the sound is a bit higher )
Jalal \= (only diem )
Yai zidnan ali \= does yai ahmad know that you almost every week go home ? Does everyone want to go home, you always say goodbye to me ?
Jalal \= mboten .
Yai zidnan ali \= nice kids .
Jalal \= (silent and increasingly ducking ).
Yai zidnan ali \= what is a santri ?
Jalal \= (only diem ) .
Yai zidnan ali \= have you ever taught you that ?
Jalal \= mboten .
Yai zidnan ali \= if you have left . Will the science be with you . If your kyai, your guru2 you ignore . One hundred years you have taught . You're not gonna get anything but tired and negligent .
Jalal \= (the more silent , even feel the tightness of his chest ) .
Yai zidnan ali \= nice nice kid (loop2 head ) .
Learn why you are not able .
Then, how does your science have a spirit .
Perhaps with that you can gain intelligence .
But without adab, it's very dangerous.
Adab it's like a good oldness and a good kid .
Where your worship charity will be in vain .
If it has broken its tongue .
Jalal \= (down without answering ) .
Yai zidnan ali \= keeps , what makes you come home nice kid ? Your mother, your brother kah oruu........
Jalal \= (still silent )
Yai zidnan ali \= or is there a woman you're appraising here ? In this place ?
Jalal \= (mak deg , kok tau ya )
Yai zidnan ali \= if you go home only because2 a woman . Abah was very sorry for that woman . Abah is deeply concerned about the fate of the woman . He's been loved by someone who walks too stumbling . Still falling awake . Then how can the man give direction to the destination . He was still covered in a million confusions .
Jalal \= (silence without answer )
Yai zidnan ali \= intelligence without love is dangerous . Love without intelligence is not good enough . You must hold women with honor .
Jalal \= (listening word for word in his ashes )
Yai zidnan ali \= the woman is very noble nice child .until2 Al-Jannatu throne aqdamil ummahat . The beauty of heaven is not even comparable to the glory of a woman's soles . Then , can you bring a woman to life only with love ?
Jalal \= (astaghfirullohal 'adhim . La ila hailla Anta . Subhanaka inni Kuntu Minadzolimin )
Yai zidnan ali \= how can you help someone who is dragged by the waves . If you are in a rage and will drown .
Jalal \= (astaghfirullohal 'adhim . La ila hailla Anta . Subhanaka inni Kuntu Minadzolimin )
Yai zidnan ali \= that woman does not just need love just nice kid . He needs your chest of patience to dampen his cries of sadness . He needs the fortitude of your hand to feed and protect him . He needs your shoulder of responsibility for his self-rest . He also needs your footrest . When you carried him walking down the aisle of the living hallway . That's your job . Because he has chosen you .
She needs a good child, she needs .not she wants .be a man, where she is proud to call you husband .and when you age . There are many who are happy to call you a father .
Jalal \= (silence without answer )
Yai zidnan ali \= love someone the right way . And keep his honor . Do not let it be broken ! .
If that happens, then no one else has to dirty his hand .
But , thou alone shall deal directly with zidnan ali bin muhammad hasyim ali . to account for it .
Ms. Nyai afifah who apparently peeked out from behind the door .the door that connects the middle room and back room and kitchen . He could only shake his head 2 with his right hand holding his chest . His left hand silenced his own mouth . Her tears were unbearable . Those teardrops filled the niche of her skin niche that began to wrinkle . She hugged her favorite son .
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Kang khoirun ni'am also listened to the story with 2 glasses of his eyes . He can only say in his heart
Ni'am \= (yes all guse. So much did romo yai teach you )
Gus jalal also his voice began to tremble violently . It feels like there is sadness that he tries to dim in the recesses of his heart.lalu gus jalalpun sighs long and says
Jalal \= but wonk . When I've been trying and learning to make her the one I love . Turns out he's gone ..to a place where I can't go after him anymore . She has moved, moved place wonk . where I can't ask her to talk anymore , can't ask her to tell stories anymore . Just kalam2 do'a I wonk . Which I can present as my restraint decree for him, nila nihayah .
Ni'am \= sampun tho gus, sampun . Later even sad values . If genengane like this continues .
Gus Jalalpun raised his face to the sky and said
Jalal \= yes robbil izzati .
I'm starving, you don't feed me .
I'm thirsty, you don't give me a drink .
I'm alone, you don't say hello to me .
And now .
And now that I am sick, you do not visit me.
Ni'am \= sampun tho gus, sampun .
Jalal \= (smile ) yes wonk . Mature suwun sanget wonk . I want to hear my story .
Ni'am \= injih gus . But genengan pusah ngaten tho.
Jalal \= (smile though his eyes glazed glass )
Ni'am \= patience njih gus .
Jalal \= sometimes I say with his language .
When my language cannot accommodate the overflow of my feelings .
Ni'am \= (as much as you love him gus gus )
Jalal \= after in nasehati abah . I entered the room . I text nila nihayah "dik nay, do'akan mase njih dik . Mase will go across the ocean of science . Mase will try to be the best for you . Until you proudly call me by my husband's call "assalammu'alaikum.
Then I recorded the number hpnya nila . Then I turned off my phone . I took the sim card and I broke the sim card . After dawn I returned to ponpese kyai ahmad . And almost 6 months I did not go home there and also did not hold hp wonk .
Until one time . Kyai ahmad called me and said
Jalal \= nyuwun dalem sewu kyai . Injih sejatos ipun kepengen . But, dalem wants to focus on teaching first kyai .
Yai ahmad \= sing patient njih gus ?
Jalal \= injih kyai , pandonga nipun.
After 2 weeks has passed . I was called again kyai ahmad .
Yai ahmad \= is good , do you not want to go home first ?
Jalal \= yaqin ?
Yai ahmad \= owalah nice nice kid . Sing patient njih gus ? (while holding his chest gus jalal) .
Jalal \= pandonga nipun kyai .
Yai ahmad \= injih gus , suwanten ugi . I njih dongake njih gus, mugi2 dados tiyang yikang dipun kinosai kaliyan alloh .
Jalal \= (shocked (, while staring at the face of kyai ahmad )
Yai ahmad \= dungo dinungo gus . We never know . From the mouth where the do'a was heard .
Jalal \= injih kyai . After the incident . I keep thinking . Finally one week later I was facing romo yai .
Jalal \= nyuwun dalem sewu kyai . Mbok bilih in keparengaken . I want permission to go home first . Niki Sampun kangen sanget abah kaliyan ibuk .
Yai ahmad \= injih gus . I also want to talk about gus . You better go to the ponpes near your house gus .
Jalal \= (concretely kiss the hand of romo kyai ahmad ) . Nyuwun agungin pangatsami kyai . Mbok Bilih teng mriki kulo toto kirang dugo kyai . Pardon ngusir kulo so pesantren mriki kyai .
Yai ahmad \= who evicted you from pesantren who ? Lha wong I just give advice kok gus . I ridho you be my santri . Wherever you are you remain my santri . Another good one . If at any time , you are facing a very big problem and are really tight . Pray to alloh and call my name washilah . Insya alloh do'a and my ridho will be with you nice kid .
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Ni'am \= kulo tiru angsal gus ?
Jalal \= means ?
Ni'am \= name kyai ahmad .
Jalal \= do you know his real name kyai ahmad ?
Ni'am \= mboten gus . Kyai ahmad jamhari is not his real name ?
Jalal \= is not wonk , his real name is better than that . Yes like me . Jalaludin ahmad hussein ali . But called nice child .
Ni'am \= waaa duh . Ora sido by instant science iki .
Jalal \= yo tumbaso noodles . Coaching lhak by sing instant .
Ni'am \= niku genie lak saged mawon gus.
Jalal \= I keep saying I go home all boyong wong . From home I said the same old message of romo kyai ahmad jamhari . I was finally at the lodge at the romoyai ridwan ahmad place . Abahe gus umam .automatically my school also moved wonk wonk .
I went alone to ponpese gus umam . Register yourself and when asked admisnistration section ." Your parents where you are, how to list yourself " . Again busy in the rice field answer me . then I'm in data wong . Name "jalaludin A.H .A "hahaha, your name is funny tho abbrevie . AHA ...xixixi ."I smiled wonk . Continues in data lg "admad guardian name Z. Ali... , Z.ali ? Mas .....Z . What is Ali ? Zaenal Ali answered me . Oooowwwh tak kirain earlier Z is an extension of zidnan ali . Then I asked "Niku is insane, how do I ever seem to hear ?
Ni'am \= huahahaha
Jalal \= guyu mu kok nguece ngono tho rhyme e .
Ni'am \= hahaha , zaenal ali ? Shubhanalloh gus. Niku lak abahe mireng, genengan saged dipun pites .
Jalal \= on hold ne not iki wonk ? Lhak in jasanne, karo in my shoulder massage.
Ni'am \= njih forwarded tho gus . Wes kadung enters half yo in bles to the gravestone (and then kneads both shoulders gus jalal ).
Jalal \= ouh wonk . Pijetan mu ancen juos really .
Ni'am \= hambok dang nikan course gus sama ayu ningrum . Mangke pijetane even wonten plus plus e .
Jalal \= ha ha ha ha ha , ojo mbok rasani continue .mesake kabe . Mengko mundak kecakot ilate .
Ni'am \= nopo genengan kemawon gus yang e sing nyakot ?
Jalal \= ha ha ha . Wes mboh mboh .
Ni'am \= monggo gus continues the story.
Jalal \= out list . Keep me out of the secretariat office . Walk out and coffee in the front stall of the cottage . Not long . Seemed a gloved young man walking out of the hut.I noticed the young man, and I noticed the sight of the man2 around him . Wow, yen tak trawang2 ketok e iki kok gus tho .
Then the young man went into the shop .
.....\= assalammu'alaikum mak ijah.
Mak ijah \= wa'alaikum salam gus . What is wonten parigatos menopo gus 2 ?
Jalal \= (oowwwhhhh . Turns out he's guse hut here )
....\= sarkowi was here not mak?
.....\= mboten coco gus. What is it gus ?
...\= nothing apa2, just want no mintain please . I bought a book . You see, in kopontren (cooperative boarding school) here again run out of stock because of it .
Mak ijah \= yes later if the sarcownya here . did not say in cariin gus umam .
Gus umam \= waduh , this takes quickly because mak . Yes it is mak . Not asking for help with other santri2 .
Mak ijah \= injih2 gus .
Jalal \= new dalem sewu gus . Did I just deliver panjenengane .
Gus umam \= mboten need mboten need . I don't want to go tiyang kok kang .
Jalal \= mboten bothered coke gus . Wong kulo niki njih ngojek kok . I know a bookstore that sells kolah2 classic gus . It's a long way from here . But complete kok gus .
Gus umam \= mboten need kang .
Jalal \= cheap kok gus . 10 thousand mawon . Kalih damel pay ne niki coffee .
Gus umam \= injih pun kang, bilih mboten ngrepoti .
Jalal \= injh2 gus .
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Then I'll take gus umam wong . Along the way we chatted ngalor ngidul . After sitting in his shop haji anwar . Gus umampun buy some books . After that gus umampun ngajak buy meatballs .
After eating meatballs . Then gus umampun issued hp . He saw some video footage of sholawatan .then he asked
Gus umam \= asmo synthetics kang?
Jalal \= hasjus ilik .
Gus umam \= hahaha , cook his name hasjus ilik.
Jalal \= nice kid gus .
Gus umam \= owh nice kid , this see kang video hadroh school MAN me .
Jalal \= injih gus , sae .
Short story wonk . I transferred to MAN school dekete ponpese gus umam . Because I know, that nila nihayah also school there . I want to surprise you for nila nihayah . After I search2 her existence . Turns out ....(cannot continue kata2nya ).
Ni'am \= turns out what gus ?
Jalal \= (long sigh ) turns out indigo has been called the power 1.5 months ago .
Ni'am \= innalillahi wainna ilaihi roji'un .continue what kang thong seng also do not know about it gus .
Jalal \= (teel2 heads ) hp her tong sheng in the takeover hut wonk .
Ni'am \= patient love njih gus .
Jalal \= tilapia got typus and was hospitalized for one week .when it was allowed outpatient . Tomorrow he recklessly brangkat school alone riding a motorcycle without the knowledge of his parents .maybe because not yet healthy 2 . He lost control until the accident happened .
Ni'am \= innalillahi wainna ilaihi roji'un . What sir amin and bu halimah is not in the house gus ? No one is watching .
Jalal \= sir amen same bu halimah fit again in the rice fields . Maybe it's busy2 tandur padi wonk .huuuffffttttt
Jalal \= (her eyes are far beyond the dimensions of space and time . Remembrance of the remaining 2 memories ) .
Ni'am \= (just shut up without daring to say what )
Jalal \= huuufffftttt, now I can only chat with him in a do'a .
Ni'am \= (only silent ) .
Jalal \= that's all I can do for him wonk . Because he must be alone in nature .
Ni'am \= injih gus .
Jalal \= when adam's son died wonk . Then cut off his practice except 3 things
صَدَقَةٍ جَارِيَةٍ اَو عِلْمٍ يُنْتَفَعُ بِهِ, اَووَلَدٍ صَالِحٍ يَدْعُولَهُ
Nila is not a rich man . Nor is it an ustadzah who teaches science . Let alone wishing to do'a son sholih . Wong himself was not married . only my do'a2 chant I can go up to, asking maghfiroh and rohmah for nila nihayah . Maybe , this is as proof of my love for her wonk .
Ni'am \= (you always know how to love beautifully gus . Lucky for the woman you love ).
Jalal \= is wonk . How else . If it is KUN, then FAYAKUN khan wonk ?
Ni'am \= injih gus .
Jalal \= so it is still mumpung . Regep ngajinya . Let it be later if you have boyong . can be a role model in society and transmit your knowledge that you have lost in this pesantren . Who knows, it could be an investment in the afterlife .
Ni'am \= injih gus . Pandungan .
Jalal \= is just my message . If it is in the community . Hang out with public person2 . If you can not be too close to the proposition . Look who you're talking to wonk .
Ni'am \= why gus ?
Jalal \= know why hideshoot2 is better .because not to give you, but instead affirm the poverty of the person2 you live in .
Likewise in advising the public . Don't let your proposition confirm the ignorance of the person you are advising .because he must be offended if you show his stupidity . Learn to be noble without insulting others .
Ni'am \= injih gus .
Jalal \= yes already , it's another half hour to shajuh . I'm going back to wonk .
Ni'am \= injih gus nderek aken . ngenjang shiyam njih gus ?
Jalal \= insya alloh .
Ni'am \= wah great gus . Istiqomah shiyam monday kemis .
Jalal \= is okay . Than ambegane sing monday kemis .
Ni'am \= hahaha. Saget mawon niku gus gus .
Jalal \= yes already wonk , do not stay first yo . assalammu'alaikum .
Ni'am \= wa'alaikum greetings warohmatulloh .
Then walk gus jalal and go down the stairs of the son's dormitory . And when gus jalal got to the top deck of his house . He looked up at the sky and smiled as he spoke
"How hard I tried . Your destiny remains valid . As strong as my will . It must be your will that materializes . In the past nila nihayah belongs to MU I asked to be mine . Then you took it Robb.
Now , I'm not asking for me ya robbi . Robbi please . Bless my parents as a son-in-law . Who will accompany him in his age that begins to age . I did not ask for a grandiose type2 kok ya robb . Pretty female like sayidatina fatimatuz zahroh bint rosulloh .amin
Then gus jalalpun smiled and continued his steps . Just got 3 steps, gus jalalpun stopped and looked up at the sky again while saying
Robbil izzati . It used to be that nabiyulloh adam and siti eve you created in heaven.then you married both of them also in heaven . Then you came down to earth and you separated for a while until you finally met in jabal rohmah . And finally , live together to live on earth .
Don't you want to flip that story Robb.
Where you and I created it on earth .
You also separate on earth .
If only I had to follow Sunah rosulululloh.
having more than one wife .
Then marry me one day with him, Robb.
Where heaven is the building .
Angels who witness .
Rosululloh is the guardian .
And you are the forerunner
It will be a very romantic love story .
And you become the director of love
Unparalleled in creating
a creation .
Seriate