WHEN A GUS TYPE LOVE BY Ma'Arif Wibowo

Episodes 2 & 3

WHEN A GUS TYPEFUCKER IS IN LOVE

Panganpunten sanget gus,saestu ngapunten sanget.kata kyai hamam.

Mboten nopo2 kok kyai, kept straying in sepunten nopo tho kyai, while kissing both hands kyai hamam.

pandungane njih kyai, jalal gus.

Kyai Hamam also asked, what is the potenengan wang dipun wastani nice kid?

Ngaten tho kyai, wong dalem niki are just ordinary people....

gus jalal jahaaaat,,, you know,,,,

Tiba2 heard a voice from a nabila full of annoyance.

What, nduk's evil?ask kyai hamam.

Even if I reply,

Nanda used to ask about parents gus jalal, he replied he said his parents were ordinary2 only.

I asked if I ever went to college??the answer is High School I did not graduate really. I asked if I had studied religion, the answer was never at all.

Gus jalal was mlongo, then he softly replied.

Sorry njih neng, but the reality is like that.

My parents were ordinary people, not superman.and I did not graduate High School, how to graduate high school tho neng, my wong was school in madrosah aliyah Negeri(MAN). continue I never studied religion.I was only taught, science fiqih, nahwu shorof, literary science and mathematics etc.

Bener kui nduk, kyai hamam interrupted.

But you baaah, answered neng nabila then turned to gus jalal. why from the beginning never said the same nabila, kalo genengan niku nice daughter putro nipun romo yai zidnan ali ? Did you lie to me ?

Do I not deserve to know more closely with the panjenengan ? ask neng nabila.lalu, then,

Gus jalal answered anu, but,,, and neng....

Muoh muoh muoh.pokok e gus jalal jahaaat.ucap neng nabila, while running away from the living room with the roar of tears.

Alhamdulillahrobbil 'alamin, alhamdulillah ya robb.slamet slamet..slamet slamet.sound a soft voice from beside gus jalal.and it turns out it is the voice of gus umam who again sniffed the chest.

Why gus umam? Ask gus jalal.

Gus umam: Mboten coking gus,mboten nopo2 coke.

Then gus jalalpun sat down, while saying alamdulillah 'ala kulli hal.alhamdulillah 'ala kulli ni'mah.

Who is nopo gus jalal?tanya gus umam gasped in shock.

With a smile, jalal replied.

It turns out that neng nabila alfiyatuz zahro is a girl from small gus.ha ha ha ha (kontan kyai hamam and gus umam laugh, only bu nyai maysyaroh who is still confused what the meaning of kata2 gus jalal)

WHEN A GUS TYPEFUCKER IS IN LOVE

# 3

Buuuune,mbok bilih mboten ngrepoti.nyuwun roll make coffee.soalya, this abah want to njagong rather long bu.injah bah, replied bu nyai maysyaroh who continue to stand making coffee.

Hhuuuuuffffttt,, kyai hamam let out a long sigh.

Gus jalal, pripun kabare ramanda you.??

alhamdulillah healthy sedanten yi replied gus jalal.

abah wants crita about ramanda mu.dulu time still mondok in kyai idris ghozali.

Biyuh gus, I was a lifetime have never met a limpad who dablegnya not katulungan gus.

You know, never tell niku kyai.answer gus jalal.

Yeah gus, it's not a story.

I'm the same ramandane gus umam, ie ridwan ahmad. it's just 2 years old mondok gus. But yes do not know, during those 2 years, I often get punished.that is, stand for hours2 if you forget the deposit gus.until there comes a new santri, there is a new santri,romo yai idris ghozali.

He is your ramandamu gus jalal, only he changed his name to zidan. Perhaps, it was to cover his identity.

The new Santri I greet,

Assalammu'alaikum.

'alaikumus salam wa rohmah he replied.

then I asked him who his name was and where he was from.

then the santri introduced himself, I zidan kang, my house is deket from here, kang.??

hamam muhammad, call me hamam.

I am from rejo sewu .

Long story short, this zidan kang.kamarnya facing my room gus.

lha, hit by a weirdo.

every night the lodge manager, always obrak every santri to pray tahajud.

You see, in the pesantren yai idris, every santri is obliged to pray tahajud.

Lha pas his room kang zidan, lurah hut and the board never found the figure of kang zidan. As if in the earth.

It has been almost 2 weeks, the end of the pesantren was. there is an issue2 circulating, he said jin muslim follow nyantri or genie waiter .already many versions are gus.

Report the cottage to Kyai Idris.

Apparently, by kyai idris told to wait at his doorstep.on condition, not until someone fell asleep even though sak sliyutan.

But even lurah hut, which is usually called Mbah nggle. was also asleep with his men. when he woke up, it turns out kang zidan was no longer in his room.

report Mbah nggle to kyai idris about the incident that night.

yai idris dawuh.

"Yowes no I dewe sing nyanggong miko bengi".

Finally, on the second night, yai Idris himself caught a kang zidan when he left his room.

Zidan, mriki sekedap kang.ucap kyai idris.

Njih yai, zidan replied.

Ngaten kang, I can report from the lurah hut.he said, sampeyan always disappeared every night, every night,

and no one knows where you are.

Where have you been kang? Ask kyai idris.

turu teng pundi kang? no one knows, I asked Yai Idris.

Dalem tilem on top of the mango tree in front of the house pak yai.

Mergi, Teng santri room, mboten saged tilem yi rame sanget .ansi kang zidan innocently.

Kyai Idris just shook her head while saying,

"Later if you fall down, then your parents will not blame this cottage.

because in kira teledor keep santri2nya".

Lha, dos pundi malih tho romo yai.??

But thank God, dalem sae2 kemawon ngantos saniki.

Yowes, from tomorrow you come with me. later sleep in the next room kitchen space.but, tomorrow morning you clean the room first.

One more, on condition that you must follow tahajudan.so later no one wakes you.continue, your duty , make me coffee, same guest layanin2 who came.anyone my guests, you must serve well.

Ready kang? Ask kyai idris.

Insya alloh yai, replied kang zidan.

After one week, in the house of kyai idris occurs oddity.

because every make coffee, kang zidan always use a large coffee glass (MUK) .

But if the coffee is only half a glass, suddenly2 kyai idris coffee is full again.and the incident is repeated every day. because it feels awkward, then on the grill kang zidan.

Kang zidan sampeyan mriki sekedap.

Injih yai njih yai, while walking by way of ndodok approaching kyai idris, after kissing the hand of kyai idris kang zidanpun sitting on the floor.kang zidan was mature, too,

"Wonten dalem menopo romo yai.?

Kyai idris asked

"Kang, doesn't it feel like there's something weird.?

"Mboten wonten kyai replied zidan innocently.

Yaqiiiin ????kyai idris asked with a smile.

Yaqin kyai, answered kang zidan.

Ngene you know kang, wes enek a week iki my coffee if only half a glass, kok arrived2 full again.

nopo mboten weird niku kang.?  

With a smile, Zidan said.

Dalem nyuwun pangapunten sanget yi, wau dalem undur kopi nipun panjengan.

lha kulo gantosi hot ikang malih kyai. mergi, coffee ikang asrep niku kirang sekeco raosipun.

Oooowwww ngono tho? yowes gak popo bilih kados ngaten kang replied kyai idris.

Njih sampun kyai,dalem ajeng teng kitchen first.

Then zidan kissed kyai's hand and in a state of squatting, Zidan began to retreat slowly2 from the presence of kyai idris.

Kyai coffee kyai.insya coffee alloh dados washilah kaberkahan.kyai coffee kyai coffee.can be exchanged with egg cigarette ***(3 sticks).

There was a boisterous sound in the santri room. I kang, answered kang ridwan.

I miss me, said kang faqih.

Wes ngaten mawon kang ridwan niki kajenge kang faqih.

yesterday kang ridwan was already tho. niki kang faqih, kopi ne? Cigarettes where cigarettes.

Niki kang zidan, said kang faqih after receiving coffee then held out a cigarette 3 sticks into the hands of kang zidan.

kang zidan spoke up. Calm calm, tomorrow Thursday night Friday mbah yai will be the arrival of the great guest.

poro kyai khos and poro habib.

special lhak show an sisane ndoro habib, replace ne cigarette 2 cepet yo (2 packs) for another just 6 sticks.

Luarange kang, kang ridwan protest.

Wes, yen don't blow.

ojo protas protest ae wan.

hayo, sopo pesen.??

Iki list of names2 kyai and hababib, reservations are open now.

kang zidan.

Ngalap barokah from used kyai2 drink is not shirk tho kang.

Tiba2 kang mustofa spoke up.

Gini lho kang mus.

Kang Zidan started talking while lighting a cigarette.

First, we drink kyai. it indicates the exercise of our love for the 'alim. and one of the signs of love is the absence of disgust to drink the rest of the alim drink. or leftover 2 alim people's food because the more the person loves someone. then, there is no disgust to the person he loves.

who knows, because of our love for pious people, alloh find our name in the heart of pang2 alim.

The second, the pious man never broke up.

So when eating or drinking, he2 is still pious to alloh.so, every meal and drink there are angels still adhere to his do'a2.

therefore, for this reason. So, it could be that the angels also agree do'a2 people who spend the rest of their food and drink as washilah tumurune barokah so alloh.

Do you understand kang mus.??

Understand kang ,balas kang mus.

Ah, pancen bothered, lak ngomongi wong not ki smart starch.

kang zidan said with a smile.

Yo no, ancen lambe mu lambe blantik, make-up thok. balas kang mus (which makes other santri2 in laughter).

Seriate

By Ma'arif Wibowo