
"Lho Za, this is not his friend mas Lanang who is the same julid Lo." Bobby pointed at Aksa. I just grinned. How do I explain it, huh?
As far as Bobby and my friends, his friend mas Lanang who is now my husband was very hostile to me. Buckets...
I even took a long time to tame him. Oops! no, ding. Our relationship is still chaotic, although Aksa and I have legitimately become a married couple, but that's just a black status on top of white. His name is also a forced marriage eeh.. forced to marry in order to fulfill the last wishes of the late father Arbani Malik aka bokap me.
Mas Aksa, ihirrrr'. Yaela.... Mas Aksa looked at Bobby and the gank with a gaze I could not understand.
I approached Aksa's mass and gently touched his arm.
"Friends - friends, this is Mas Aksa. My husband."
I saw four men in front of me. They are like acting in a horror movie, where the character is meeting a ghost. Hyperbolists are their reaction.
"When do you get married? How not to forget us - us!"
Back Bobby sewot heavy, again - again I'm selfish not to tell you my happy news. Where I had told them, the wedding plan was very sudden. I also have not established the heart to accept Aksa to be a husband. I also did not have time to take care of everything to qualify for the marriage, you know - know we've been 'legitimate'. That's because my father-in-law tajir twisted, so in a day and a letter of correspondence in KUA immediately settled. The power of money, man.
"It's a long story, Bob." I reasoned. I am trying to repeat the story from beginning to end. But because Bobby insisted, I finally told him everything. Minus part I want to be applied mas Lanang to be contracted solo album. I'm afraid Bobby's mad at me for feeling betrayed. Well yes, we fought together but only I'm contracted a record, not fair. And I also did not tell you about the agreement to cancel the engagement by looking for another betrothed. The point is, I was betrothed since I was not born, and when we met in Black Cat at that time, we did not know that we had been betrothed.
"Alhamdulillah..." Bobby and the gank exclaims compactly.
"It's a good thing you did too, Bray. At least you're not alone." Bobby blinked - blinked at me.
"People don't protest, do they, Za? there's no PP satpol blocking your marriage."
Jiahahahaha..., gaol is also my friend? Just know the news of gay or LGBT marriage raids. Fortunately, Mr. Imam and Mr. RT as witnesses of my marriage, know that I am a pure woman. Because when I was a child, I still had the smell - the smell of girls, did not look like a man. He also often saw me wearing mukena during tarawih and teaching at TPA. So there's no way anyone's gonna ruin my marriage.
Oops. I remembered Mas Lanang, the man who came uninvited. Far - far from Palembang. That's so sorry that guy. Though the man is good. But I just made his heart hurt. I haven't even had time to apologize for fainting, and when it dawned, mas Lanang had returned to Palembang.
"Keep the girl who has a crush Lo know not, if you merid? He'll break his heart." Bobby reminds me of Yuna, a SMU girl who is smitten with my charm.
"It turns out he's my husband's sister."
My explanation makes Bobby and the gank look at each other, then they come back laughing.
"I think Lo deserves to be with her sister rather than her brother." Bobby insinuated me. This putty is a child!
"Mas, what was his first night? No, not." The ngaco question came from Gilang. They were curious about my first night. In their minds they must have the same thoughts as my husband, which is me and my husband spent the first night playing with swords.
Andi, Bobby, and Sam immediately laughed. Not very polite, right?. They said they were visiting me in filial terms, why are they laughing at me now?
"Not yet, last night we were busy holding a tahlilan event. Here I want to be ready to split duren, Lo - Lo instead on coming here." Aksa represented me to answer Gilang's question.
Aksa's mas answer makes me a month - Bobby's monthly and the gank. I look at Aksa's mas who joined the grin.
"Eheeem. Then we say goodbye to Za, we don't want to disturb your honey moon. But we'll wait for Lo's wedding tax." Bobby represents my chum - my chum for parting.
"You don't eat first?" I'm trying to prevent Bobby and the gank. You see I need them to accompany me who suddenly groggy must be alone with Aksa with our new status. If why - why try?
"No, deh! we're afraid of sin because it bothers the honey moon." The four sohibs I compact grin wide. That answer made me feel like a sacrificial animal about to be slaughtered.
"Congratulations, Za! May your marriage samara. Mas Aksa, we nitip Fiza yes. Let her look great, but she's our most special friend." Again, I was made to be touched by my friends.
"Thank you, Dude. I also want you to graduate from college. Amen." Aksa's remarks were echoed by Bobby and the gank with great zeal.
Then the four of them came home and I drove Bobby and the gank to the front of the fence. I just went back inside when they were gone from sight.
When I entered the house, Aksa looked at me with a big smile.
"I seriously want a honey moon with you. How about we have a honey moon now!"
I stared at Aksa. Huh seriously? Sob.... I want to faint again, can't you? After all, this is a very inhuman person. Can - usually invite icikiwir when his wife is still in a state of grief.
"Prophey, Mom! Wait 40 days. His wife is still idah." I tried to reason, and Aksa's mas frowned.
"Who are you waiting for in his id? Who died your father, not your husband."
I look at my husband. That's a pretty big oath, man. If the problem between him and Arneta has been resolved, I will just be invited nininananina with him. In addition to being his right, it has also become my duty.
"I want, Mas Aksa solve Mas's problem with Arneta first." I replied in a firm tone.
I'm being selfish, aren't I, man? Because I deny my own feelings. I also want to be entertained by my husband. He said making love is the most effective medicine to eliminate sadness. But I do not want to make love to my husband, if he himself is still attached to another woman.
Mas Aksa looked at me. But I can't see his eyes. I realized, I was inversely proportional to Arneta. I'm not pretty, I'm far from sexy, I'm afraid of disappointing my husband. And worst of all, I'm afraid he imagines feeling swordplay the same way I do....
"Sorry, Mas. If you can, give me some time. I hope, Mas Aksa will wait for me," I said while looking down deeply.
Mas Aksa ruffled my head gently. The caress that makes sadness come back to my heart. I don't want to get carried away by the euphoria of marriage. Because I still consider all this mirage.
"I'll finish all my business with Arneta."
Aksa's words made my eyes blink. This isn't a dream, is it, man?
Please don't wake me up if this is all a dream!
Tbc