The Tomboy's

Fiza Arbani Malik's

Hi, my name is Fiza. I'm Arbani Malik's only son. My gender? I am an androgynous. You see, I'm lazy to have to answer the questions of people who question my appearance that looks like a guy. Besides being thin, tall, slim, my chest is also flat. That's why I'm comfortable being an ambiguous person.

My age? 24 years.

My last education was DO From the Faculty of Letters majoring in Javanese Language.

My job? I'm embarrassed to say I'm unemployed. Only sometimes invited to perform by Bobby and the gank to perform at the event of High School or campus, and mengeband in a club. But we only perform every Saturday and Sunday.

Yep, I'm a vocalist of a local band that sings hardcore songs. Bobby said because my look is suitable to be the vocalist of songs - rock songs. Ucet dah, even though on campus before I was in DO, I was often asked by lecturers to perform singing songs - karawitan songs.

"Yen ning tawang ana latitude.I ningeni your teak."

That's the song I used to sing.

Like today, I was training with Bobby and the gank. I was forced to sing Avril Lavign's song. After an hour of screaming, I took a break because I felt my vocal cords breaking. If I hadn't coughed - coughed because my throat was dry, Bobby would still have forced me to sing.

I take a break and drink a bottle of mineral water that goes straight to the toilet in a few sips. I am tormented. I originally wanted to quit Bobby's band, but with the reason that it was difficult to find a replacement vocalist, I would like to want to be the vocalist Bobby and the gank.

Sometimes I envy the dangdut. Singing does not have to scream - scream like me, but the money honor of the gig is big. Not sawerannya. Hais...

Darling appearance I did not pass the selection to be a pantura star.

"Bantat lo tepos, your chest flat. Can - can my Malay orchestra deserted job because - because lo lo!"

I can imagine Pak lik OM Palapa slumped and drove me because - because I could not pursue the target deposit. Huweee....

"Lo will, Za!"

Bobby held out a cigarette that had been smoked together - along with alias one for all. Be aware.., old date. Sepi jobs.

I leaned towards Bobby. "Slompret lo Bob, my throat has difficulty nelen kedondong seeds even nawarin me cigarettes. The rest. If it's still intact I want to!"

Bobby menonyor nutmeg barbie, uh my head.

"Lo gangunjak!"

"I mean, I don't want to smoke, *****! Unless I'm lo retiring from the position of vocalist of the band lo!"

"Don't blame the cigarettes, bray! Do you know Krisdayanti, the late Chrisye, and Hyde? He - this is a vocalist who is also a heavy smoker. Lo new vocalist ecek - eckek aja belagu!"

Aih.., very sensi I spelled out vocalist ecek - ecek. Sia - in vain I shouted - shouted and memorized the song Avril. Mending singing Soimah's song,Sob!

Hok'a hok'e. My voice hok'a hok'e.

"What is Bob? Lo tease me, I'm pulling out of Lo's band. It's up to you to find a new vocalist or Lo himself as a vocalist, I don't care!"

I snorted, so I decided to go home.

Bobby pulled my hand and begged me not to really leave. Yes yes, find my se charming vocalist where there is? Looks like I'm so opium plus pellet High School kids, so they always invite our band every time they want to retire or event.

"Gue wants to go home now. I think I'm sick. Yuk ah!"

I brushed Bobby's hand off, then headed for my bokap's 80-year-old motorcycle.

I'm sick, iyep. I think the end of this is often a cold. Maybe it's because of the age factor, too.

"Ati - ati ya, bray!"

I just wave without turning my head. Then immediately hit the gas at a speed of 20 km per hour riding my old bokap motorcycle. Icikivir...

"Hi saucy, we dong...!

While on the way, a group of girls who ride open jeep tease - my hodge.

"What a cute thing, baby the bike is not!"

Then came the sound of a typical chubby-cabean laughter that asked me to sled his head.

Cheek...! really nyolot this chick, make me kezel. Can I definitely make a girl who insults in me this type - type lambe julid, mentang - mentang children horang kayah. I so want to set them to join the night jurik in lawang sewu deh. Who knows, their laughter succeeded in driving away the dedemites who were residing in that place. On the condition that the cabe - cabean wins bluff.

The jeep car was still running slowly - slowly accompanied my old motorbike.

"Hus. hus.. hus... the hunt is gone!"

Finally the jeep darted with laughter throughout the passengers.

"Gue doain your car broke down....!"

I sneered.

the next 1 km I saw the jeep car was stopped by the roadside with all the passengers descending to the curb. The car broke down, euy... I laughed chuckling.

"Sukurin...!"

I almost crashed, when one of the jeep group girls had arrived - suddenly stopped me. I immediately caught on suddenly.

"Slompret, you want to kill me huh!"

I snapped at the girl who confronted me. Turns out oh it turns out, she was the girl whose mouth was insulting - on me.

"I'm sorry, Bang! Can't we ask you to help me call in a technician?"

"Well, Lo-Lo's got a hengpong!"

"The battery runs out all the bang, it was made for selfie - selfie in Tawangmangu."

"Seek help from the people!" I declined. I have to hunt home. It was late afternoon, I had to cook for my bokap.

"Abang tuh, cute guy but not gentle. No girl nolongin can't!"

How can I try gentle? I'm a girl. The corner of my lips twitched - a twitch held back the nearly bursting laughter. I need to save this for the cost of a sex change operation.

"Okeh! If I see a workshop, I stop by to tell the mechanic to come here!" my promise. Then I get ready to unplug.

"Gue's coming!" Julid stepped closer to me and immediately hung in the motorbike.

"Eeee... why come!"

I was panicked. Moreover, the girl has been clutching me tightly in this narrow duck motorcycle seat. I had time to menggerasain my back touch the twin hills plump. Sumpeh. I have trepes.

I'm getting upset. Genital change or gedein *****only, yes? Anyone want to help give input? Yak polling begins! Haisss... Why am I so struggling?

Want to not want, I membeboncengin that girl to the nearest workshop that I passed.

"Tuh workshop, Lo himself who talks to the mechanic. Trus behind it ask for a mechanic. I'll pull yaw!"

"eeee... Bang, don't leave me dong. What if I do - how about a truck?"

Uluh. reyuh.. his language beribet very.

"Yes whatever! Kan lo who maksa come!"

I forced that chick off my bike.

"Abang ih.... not gentle!" That's a sulking chick.

Want me to tell that girl that sulking it wrong target. He should sulk the same mas - mas mechanic who is a real man not me who is an abal - abal guy. A gimandose?

"Gue wants to go home, seriously this I hunt. I'm sick, beib!"

I let out my coconut island seduction style, let it melt the girl's heart.

Really, his face was blushing. Shame her!

"Entar, Bang! I told the mechanic. I'm coming home to help you ngerawat bokapnya brother!"

"Well, help me get a cracker. I can do it alone!"

"Name is also a business, Bang. Let's pass the selection to be a potential ghost!"

The girl blinked towards me.

Holy wow...!

Tbc