
This morning I left for the office delivered by Mr. Warno and escorted by Ranma 1/2. I called him that because his gender was unclear.
According to the instructions of Roro Fitria Harsono, from today I am not allowed to bring my own car. Because kanjeng mami was worried that I would immediately play escape - the fog went hangout after the office. So mami also included a personal PP satpol to keep an eye on me and make sure I do not go to places where he was warned.
Well for my ATM card. That's right, I'm nego with Ranma 1/2. Who knows, I can take him to kalikong. Because he also has a duty to be a vocalist in Black Cat right?
After a 20-minute drive, I finally arrived at the office.
"Ranma 1/2, please bring me my office bag!"
I saw Ranma 1/2 begeming. Pe'a is also my assistant. His time as a personal assistant did not know what his job was.
"Woi... Ranma 1/2. You're my assistant, now your first assignment is to bring my bag, understand!"
"Whom did you call?" ask her with a beautiful face.
Kamvret is a man! I wanted to water her with a bottle of bottled mineral water so she turned into a girl.
"Gue called Lo! Who else would my assistant be if not Lo!"
"Sorry, Sir. As far as I know, you called Ranma 1/2, which is why I was just. My name is Fiza."
My eyes glared towards Fiza. "Lo dare to be rude to your boss huh?" I started intimidating Fiza.
"Let me bring the bag, Den Aksa!"
Pak Warno offered to.
"No, Sir! That's his job!"
I pointed at my assistant who pe'a.
"I know it's my job, but don't call me Ranma 1/2. My mother gave me the name Fiza, sir. Wear a salutation. The name is a prayer, Father don't change my name!" Si Ranma 1/2 protested me.
Njirr. It should be the boss who protested the performance of the men, I was exactly the opposite. I was protesting against the new employee.
"Lo I give sp 1!" I threatened to get out of the car.
Care very much if he is a special edition employee aka direct choice of the kanjeng mami. Make me no favoritism. All same.
I walked with confident pace. Usually female employees who cross paths with me will greet with a shy face - embarrassed or trying to get my attention, but this time their attention is turned on someone who walks behind me. Si Ranma 1/2 greeted the female employees in my office kindly. Even some of my employees got blushing. Fucking personal assistant...!
I threw my body in the chair in annoyance. Today I got zonk twice. First saw the hysteria reaction of my sister who saw Ranma 1/2 coming home. And now seeing the reaction of the female employees who used to adore me, moved to another heart. Shit... shit... shit!
"Ranma 1/2, please make me coffee!"
Back I saw Fiza not flinching.
"My name is Fiza, sir. Fiza Arbani Malik's. There is no Ranma. So sorry I won't make coffee for you. You're gonna tell Ranma 1/2, not me."
"OK. okay! From today your name is Ranma 1/2. Relax... for the next selamatan I will treat all employees of this office to eat free in the canteen."
"Thank you, sir. I love the name my parents gave me. Dad's not creative anyway. Named after a Japanese cartoon!"
Si Ranma 1/2 turned around and got out of my office. I smiled with satisfaction. Just get angry, keep leaving my office. I'm sincere!
Turns out my guess was wrong, man! ten minutes later Ranma 1/2 came in with a tray. Apparently he made me coffee. I began to research, trying to find - find the error.
His cup? That's my favorite cup. It turns out this response child also by finding out everything that is trivial - including my habits in the office, especially about the cup.
Then I started to taste the coffee. Hopefully he made a mistake that I can give him sp 2.
My eyes are wide. Coffee pahittttt.......
"You, I give sp 2. Your coffee is not good! Make again!"
"Sir, a real man only drinks bitter coffee. If I really naturally drink sweet coffee, because I'm Ranma 1/2."
Fiza is moving towards me. So he wants revenge on me.
"You mean, if I drink sweet coffee, I'm not a real man. That so?"
"I'm not the one talking, sir. But you yourself admit it!"
In my heart, I string the oath and words of pearl that are not good to hear. Wait for my next retribution.
"Well, now you meet my secretary. Ask him about my schedule today. Then you learn my schedule. Your job is to remind me as well as prepare all my needs!"
"Ready, Sir!"
Without much refutation, Ranma 1/2 immediately came out of my room. After the girl died, I gulped back his coffee.
"Bitter!"
I try to enjoy the coffee. Unusual taste, but somehow I just sip the coffee many times until it runs out and only the pulp remains.
Okay, for this time, I unplug sp 2 lo, Ranma!
കകകകക
"Randomize my schedule!"
My orders when Ranma comes in with an attachment.
Ranma smoothly read out my agenda today. It turns out that at 10 this morning I had a meeting with the President Director of PT Blah. This should be my job, but Kanjeng papi has given all the tasks to my shoulders. Ah I so there's sense.
"For a meeting at 10, please replace me!"
I saw Ranma's face 1/2 look pale. Rasain lo!
"But I don't understand, sir!"
"You want me to give you sp2?"
"Not if I refuse to replace the meeting, I can sp 3 huh? I was dishonorably discharged. I have chosen to be sp 3 only rather than replace the Father for the meeting!"
Ranma's fearful face made me want to laugh, but I was tired of laughing mulu. Last morning the dagelan duet death of Ranma and my sister was able to make my stomach mules.
"Listen to me Ranma 1/2. You're my personal assistant. Your business isn't just being a bodyguard, carrying a bag, making coffee, or reminding me of my schedule. But you should be ready to replace me at the meeting, understand!"
"Then tell me what I have to present later, sir?"
"Study yourself. Look for the file on my desk. Find a map that says PT Bla..bla...bla!"
Without much protest, Ranma 1/2 immediately enforced my orders. He carefully searched the file PT Bla.bla.bla then studied it. Sometimes he asks when there are points that he does not understand. As the vocalist of the band, it turns out that he is also suitable to work in the office. Every now and then we had small discussions about what he should ask and what answers he should answer if PT Bla.bla. The point is he's thorough.
At ten o'clock less, Ranma took a break from my room.
"Welcome to the hell!" I laughed satisfied.
"Look, if until this agreement is canceled and my company suffered a loss, you must be responsible. Let kanjeng mami hate you and cancel my arranged marriage with lo."
Tbc