The Desire to Be Eternal

Chapter 106: Crazy Rabbit!

Around that time, Xu Baocai and a few other Outer Sect disciples were in the midst of their daily worker apothecary promotion tests. Elder Xu went to the side, his face looking grim as he led the opportunity. Suddenly, a flock of doves appeared, and a crackling sound began to echo as endless bird droppings rained down. It was like rain, encompassing Xu Baocai, the other test takers, and the audience. Even Elder Xu's hair was peppered with dirt….

Everyone looked on in shock as the herd of pigeons flew off into the distance, feces bathing beneath them ….

"The pigeons .. I've never seen them before …."

"Damn it! What the hell is going on? I can't believe .. I can't believe they're crapping endlessly !! " The disciples were in an uproar, and Elder Xu stood there blankly for a moment before his face started twitching.

Chen Zi'ang and Zhao Yiduo stood on the mountain path, staring intently at each other.

The two of them were at odds because they were servants, and their conflict grew stronger. Usually they just glared at each other, but now things got more serious. "Today, we will finally solve our problem–"

However, before those words could be spoken completely, a group of legged fish ran over, kicking the cloud of dust as they did.

Before Chen Ziang and Zhao Yiduo could react, a group of cats approached at high speed, emitting bursts of thunder as they ran after the fish. Chen Ziang and Zhao Yiduo gasped in shock, their enmity completely forgotten.

"Is ... have we just seen a bunch of legged fish?" Zhao Yiduo said without thinking, wondering if he saw anything.

"Blow the cat as fast as lightning …." Chen Ziang said, eyes wide open.

Further down the mountain, alarm cries rose from the many Outer Sect disciples as the horde of red-eyed rabbits began to bite their feet. Although the rabbits were relatively easy to grip, the crackling sound of their bites aroused fear.

Most surprising was a rabbit sitting behind a chicken the size of an elephant.

"eeee? Can you talk? Ha ha! This medicinal pill is incredible.I, Bai Xiaochun, am obviously very extraordinary. This rabbit can actually talk! ”

Everyone at Fragrant Cloud Peak went crazy …. Many people heard the words spoken by the rabbit, and quickly realized that the instigator of the entire affair was none other than Bai Xiaochun!

In the district of the Inner Sect, a group of frogs jumped together. Every Inner Sect disciple who saw them would be jolted in shock. Such a sight of a frog that was blindfolded was enough to scare anyone.

There was even a nine-headed tiger rampaging about. Fragrant Cloud Peak was thrown into complete chaos.

And there was one particular monkey .. who had climbed all the way to the roof of Li Qinghou's residence. There he sat, at the highest point of Fragrant Cloud Peak, his chin leaning against his palm, looking seriously as Xu Meixiang walked far into the distance, having just finished chatting with Li Qinghou….

Li Qinghou's face was pale as he stood there outside his residence, staring at the monkey. He was just about to start shouting when, suddenly, a clattering sound rang out, and a rain of bird droppings descended. Li Qinghou's jaw fell.

It had been quite a while ... because there was a commotion at Fragrant Cloud Peak. The disciples of the Outer and Inner Sect were both all in an uproar. For the most part, animals do not really affect them. However, no one knew how such a small pigeon could emit bursts of bird droppings ….

Gradually, the rabbit, who was originally only able to recite three parts, learned to speak more. Slowly, he also learned how to cry at the top of his lungs.

"Paradise! What'sthat?!

"Did you see that? The rabbit can talk!

"This is definitely Bai Xiaochun's work!

“Put this at the bottom, but yesterday I saw Elder Zhou go into a room with his phoenixes. After that, I heard strange noises….

"Older Zhou Xinqi, Elder Du Lingfei, I don't care if Bai Xiaochun tries to stop me, you two will definitely end up with me, Xu Baocai!

“Sister, Hou Yunfei, you are so naughty! What are you doing…? Uh ... what is it? Why are the monkeys twitching like that ?!

"Junior sister Meixiang, I, Li Qinghou, am not in love. Once I break through to the Gold Core stage, I will definitely take you as my Daoist partner!

"Ha ha ha! This medicinal pill is incredible.I, Bai Xiaochun, am obviously very extraordinary. This rabbit can actually talk! ”

As the rabbit ran to and fro, its repertoire of passageways grew. It has very sensitive ears, and will repeat whatever it hears. Many people were affected, many disappointed. The sharp-eared rabbit immediately began to spread what had been kept secret, even mentioning names.

Some of the stories that rabbits spread are almost impossible to believe. It was especially true about Li Qinghou …. It was something that people had never talked about in public, and many people were completely shocked, even many elders.

Xu Baocai was stunned, Hou Yunfei's eyes widened, and Li Qinghou began to tremble in anger.

"eeee? Why do they look so familiar …? ” Suddenly, a rustling sound was heard from the nearby bushes, and a flock of legged fish exploded. Bai Xiaochun's jaw dropped as he saw a group of burping cats flying out after the fish. Moments later, his eyes widened as a group of monkeys twitched in a run, foaming at the mouth as they sped.

Bai Xiaochun began to tremble, and all the hairs on his body stood up.

"This ... this .. is impossible!" He quickly took out the Golden Crow Sword and flew into the air. The wings grew behind him as he shot the mountain at high speed.

As he flew, he saw animals everywhere. He also got some strange gazes from the people he passed by. By the time he reached his immortal cave, his heart was racing. Then he saw that the door was open, and the cave was completely empty except for the goose guards standing.

"How did they get out ?!" he thought, standing there in a daze. It seems impossible. Suddenly, he looked to the side to see the rabbit running, spewing out many words that ended up with ….

"Ha ha ha! This medicinal pill is incredible.I, Bai Xiaochun, am obviously very extraordinary. This rabbit can actually talk! ”

Bai Xiaochun's eyes widened, and at the same time, the rabbit saw him, and his eyes also widened. Turn around and run away. Aware that a disaster was brewing, Bai Xiaochun lunged at the rabbit. Unfortunately, the speed of the rabbit exploded, and in the blink of an eye, not even his shadow could be seen. Bai Xiaochun's jaw fell. And that was when he heard Li Qinghou's roaring voice.

“Bai Xiaochun! Get this mess cleaned up immediately! If I see one beast or one bird droppings, you will head straight for the 10,000 Snake Valley! And make that damn rabbit shut up !! ”

It did not matter that Bai Xiaochun had taken first place in the Chosen One battle, or that he had made incredible progress with his Death Silver Skin. As soon as he heard '10,000 Snake Valley', he shivered. Just thinking about the place made him feel scared. It seemed like she was about to cry, she subconsciously glanced up at the top of the mountain, where her eyes widened.

Sitting there on the roof of Li Qinghou's residence was a monkey, his chin resting on his palm, seemingly deep in thought.

On the verge of tears, Bai Xiaochun ran up the mountain towards the monkey. As he approached, the monkey looked up, a seemingly emotional gaze in his eyes, as if he was thinking about how wonderful it is to enjoy freedom. Although Bai Xiaochun was a little surprised, he quickly grabbed the monkey and threw it into his bag.

With that, he dashed nervously to explore the rest of Fragrant Cloud Peak. Wherever he went, the disciples looked at him with strange expressions. The next ferocious beast he caught was the nine-headed tiger, and after that, the blindfolded frog.

Soon he gets a chicken the size of an elephant, and then a legged fish. Not long after that, the burping cats were detained. Ducks are the easiest to catch.

It was nearing the end of the day when he gathered the moving monkeys and threw them into his bag to hold. The hardest to catch are pigeons that defecate, which takes a lot of effort. By the time he caught the last one, it was already late at night. After picking up supplies, he realizes that the only animal left is a talking rabbit.

Unfortunately, despite many searches, Bai Xiaochun was unable to find it. Rabbits are experts at hiding.

"Dad." Sighing, he looked at the bird droppings covering Fragrant Cloud Peak and started working on cleaning it up. It took all night. By the time he returned to his eternal cave, exhausted, dawn was breaking.

As the sun rose, the disciples from Fragrant Cloud Peak appeared to find a clean mountain peak. When they recalled the events of the previous day, they suddenly had a deeper understanding of Bai Xiaochun's medicinal pill. Of course, the disciples who were showered with bird droppings were furious about the matter, but there was little they could do. After all, they knew Bai Xiaochun had not done all of that on purpose.

Even still, the hijink he caused kept happening. Thus, the terror regarding Bai Xiaochun grew in everyone's hearts.

Bai Xiaochun slept until the afternoon. After waking up, he decided that he did not dare to conduct any more strange pill experiments. Leaving the sect, he went deep into the wilderness, where he found a safe place to release all the animals from his bag of holding.

"You're all free now .." he said with a bitter smile.

The animals that had not eaten his medicinal pill quickly rushed away. However, the other animals just stood there staring at Bai Xiaochun. He stared at them for a moment before producing a few more medicinal pills from his bag.

“If you eat some of these pills, maybe you can start building your own cultivation. Be good, okay? You really caused me a lot of trouble yesterday. ” He gave a medicinal pill to each animal, then waved and turned to leave. It was at that moment that the nine-headed tiger let out a powerful roar.

Bai Xiaochun looked over his shoulder to find the nine-headed tiger staring at him with a strange gleam in its eyes, as if it was hooking his face with memories. With that, he turned around and shot into the distance.

All other animals have the same reaction as tigers, including ducks, pigeons, walking fish, burping cats, guard geese, blindfolded toads, and moving apes. With a final look at Bai Xiaochun, they scattered.

The last to leave was the wise monkey, who looked at Bai Xiaochun with what looked like a ray of intelligence. For some reason, Bai Xiaochun felt that there was something profound about the monkey.

After giving Bai Xiaochun a very deep look, it turned around and headed into the distance.

Bai Xiaochun was left gaping. For some reason, he got the feeling that the monkey was just as intelligent as a human. The deep look in his eyes was clear.

Carefully taking out the jade slip, he found information about the pill he had given the monkey.

"There's something about that pill .. that I don't understand!" He looked at the animals that were leaving, wishing they were okay. Their lives had changed because of him, and he really hoped that they would be happy.

Eventually, wings grew from Bai Xiaochun's back, and he shot back to the sect.