The Daily Life Being JOMBLO

CH 4

An*be to the emotions, may they not live here, there is much more of His rubbish

"Daughter you see that, if you don't want to learn later you become like that om, want not?"

"No pa"

"So you learn often"

"Yes pa"

"Mission mas"

"Yes, sir.anj said the victim did not learn"

At the janitorial post, Mr. Tono, after finishing cleaning the park.......

"Assalamualaikum pak Tono"

"Waalaikumsalam, are you ready?"

"Udah sir"

I am ready to be crazy more precisely

"Oh great. If so, please take this cardboard to the warehouse in my house, yes, I love hats for gifts"

"Yes sir"

Mending money instead of hats, but let it be, the important thing is there.

At Mr. Tono's house......

"Assalamualaikum, mission...are there people?"

No one is like this man, Mr. Tono is still a long time, you are climbing, let go straight home.

"Mission, hitchhiking"

A lot of dust as*, just wear a mask.

"Missi, I want to climb up again, I want to go home"

"Hehh..most ya!!?THE MALING!!MALING!!"

"No, I'm not a thief!!"

"PLEASE MALING!!!MALING!!!"

"HUH? MALING?"

"WOII MALING!!"

"CHASE!!!CHASE IT!!!

"I'M NOT MALING!!!"

"CATCH!!HIT IT!!"

"GOD GOD KING LORD EMPEROR THOR MPU SUTASOMA ODIN KRATON AAMON LING AKAI GROOT BATMAN CAPTAIN MARVEL CAPTAIN AMERICA AFRICA AUSTRALIA NIGERIA BELIGIA INDONESIA PAK TONOOOOO...........!!!"

And that was the first time I was chased by so many people. Yes, it is not easy to be a handsome person especially a bad boy, a bit difficult, but what else?this is the fate of the handsome man.......

In hospital.....

"So his core you climb into people's homes

"Pak Tono, Mr. Tono's house"

"Yes that, so you climb up to Mr. Tono's house, just want to go home suspected of being a thief, chased, beaten by a mob, taken to a police station, taken to a hospital, and then, declared innocent and just a misunderstanding, and now still hospitalized, is that it?"

"Yes"

"You're b*doh huh?"

"Yes b*doh him"

"B*doh that"

"Fix b*doh"

"The important thing is to be safe"

"His core is he b*doh"

"Lauk you're good times, I eat ya?"

"You have no intention? WOII DON'T EAT!!"

3 days later...........

A entertainer and given money, such is my comforting self and given false beautiful hope......

A beggar who begs on the side of the road, like myself who begs not to be thrown away at the end of our relationship......

However, just like hackers who hack various websites and state data, that's how you've hacked into my heart and mind with just your smile.......

First break.....

"Rizky Rizky dasu, what's wrong?"

"Son, there's nothing"

"Many what?"

"How to shoot a girl?"

"Simplice, first you need to know that you're going to be rejected"

"That's the time you're ger, it can't be rejected right away"

"Give up, think negative, don't go back and forth, don't give up, don't hope, just go back"

"Okay, I'm hot"

"Ok good"

Second break.......

"Ger..plis tutor, I can't take it anymore"

"YOU'RE AN ELITE WIBU WHY SHOOT A GUY!!!!"

"GIRL!!!!"

"Why do you want to shoot girls, no job? yaudah, balek, you'll come with me"

"Ke?"

"The brothel*l"

"An*you're selling yourself, I'm not"

School balek.......

"Ger...tolongin"

"What a despair did you get to the mint of advice from singles"

"Gum you're my only hope"

"You go home first, at 3 pm come to my home complex park"

"Okay, thanks a lot ger"

The complex park.......

"Sori sori ky I came a little slow, I fell asleep"

"Oh yes no papa just wait an hour doang kok, but next time up to 2 hours aja ya"

"Haha"

"Kok laugh?"

"Just go straight to his topic"

Mampus angry with him, seriously ajat I love his advice

"Before I give advice, first tell who His girl is, since when it's like, the reason you like him, his father's name, the same number wa(WhatsApp) His brother if there is"

"His name is Shiren, the reason I like him is because of His nature, just as he is also cute, His father's name is forgotten, his brother is not there because he has no brother"

"Seriously you like him?"

"Yes, why? is something wrong?"

"Nobody, right said Rivan all women are perfect in the right eyes"

"Jude, give me advice"

"You know that I never dated, so I just said follow the same flow your own heart said, that's all"

"You found it from Google, right? honestly you"

"Kok you know?"

"I've just read this"

"Oh hahaha"

"Have no papa, thanks to His advice, I'm first well"

"Yes, if so don't forget PJ (tax)!!"

"Look out!!"

In the afternoon............

"Signette..teretetet...mbeee...mbeee"

"Yes?"

"An* the way you answer is like a father"

"His name is also the father-to-be. Napa call? ask for more advice? I told you that-"

"I'm gonna shoot"

"Huh? say what?"

"A-k-u m-a-u n-e-m-b-a-k, I want to shoot"

"Whose use are you? The Rizky I know who dares to be alone with a girl, what else to shoot"

"Later 7pm, coming in Alfamart behind, I'm waiting for you. Later his friends come, I also bring from us"

"Shapp"

In Alfamart behind........

"Oii, long wait?"

"You ger for a long time"

"Tumben collects all one circle"

"Well, somebody wants that"

"That's awe?"

"That's a loh"

"That's what's good?"

"Anu anu"

"Oh anus anus?

"Head you anus"

1 Hour after gathering.....

"Tok the long time he said"

"Just trust me, I wouldn't dare him"

"It's good to know you're a horse wart"

"An******* buffalo"

2 Hours of gathering.........

"this is not like him"

"I told you I didn't dare him"

"Yes, maybe yes, let me go there"

"Rizky, Rizky, oii"

"What?"

"Not so. When?"

"Let me find a kayaking team in the anime"

"Timing!!! not timeng!!!"

"Just like that"

"Have I sat next to you, huh?"

"Sit down"

"Rizky"

"Shiren I like you!!"

"Duarrrrr (the sound of fireworks)

For the first time in my life, I was like seeing a scene in a romantic anime. Shiren's surprised-looking face, Rizky's nervous and sweaty-looking face, and the back of His head that shone in the light of the fireworks, stood up.

Congrats bro, you have a great job. Moga your relationship is always smooth.

3 Weeks after him......

"Gerg....."

"What"

"How to break up?"

"Bag-and-!!"