The Daily Life Being JOMBLO

CH 1

Introductions....

Hii, my name is Gerrald. My name may sound like an outsider's name, but I'm a real indo.

I am 15 years old and still in school. High skinny body where if you push, hit, kick, even throw must be allotted.

I was born to two parents who had different tribes, my father from Sulawesi and my mother from Sumatra, how did their stories meet? here's his story.

Once upon a time there was a tough, handsome, brave man who had just returned from the sea. Once He was on the mainland, he got word from his friend that his wife was having an affair by calling His name "Dumbler".

"Hey My brother, your wife is having an affair by calling her name Gayung"

"It's okay My Brother, when I'm sailing I can feel a beautiful woman waiting for me somewhere out there"

Without a second thought the tough, handsome, and brave man went in search of the beautiful woman. At the end they meet and feel the rope of destiny that binds them both. After several years of dating they married and had a tough, handsome, and brave boy named Gerrald.

CH 1

"Tring... tring"

My beautiful morning started with an alarm.

Unlike others who start with the sound of a WA chat doi Him.

My morning was greeted with warm water.

Others are greeted with warm hugs.

"Haah. Mending is now logged in."

"Gerrald wakes up, later late for school!."

"tchh.school is just a useless tool for me."

"oh yaudah, don't go to school from now on!!"

In my heart I said "could be heard. Well, don't get pocket money today."

"O dear mother, what is she cooking?

"Your mother won't give you breakfast today"

"Well then, your son will go to school"

My mother does look a little fierce, but she's actually kind to me. For example, when we camped, my mother gave me purple cherries. Honestly, it tastes a bit sour sour sour bitter that lohhh, but it still tastes good even though my stomach does not stop removing gold for one night.

I don't think we're going to get to my school soon.

"Oii ger"

I know this is inspiring, my close friend since Junior High. Our beginnings were familiar because we had the same hobby of fishing.

"How many hams!!?"

"Blum is there, you!!?"

"Nobody!!, what bait are you using!!?"

"Bread!!.."

Now I ask you since when there are people who go fishing with the BREAD bait. Are now the fish in Indonesia have changed the staple food from the first worm into bread??.

Is it just gwehh who still makes worms??

"Tumben fast today, where's our bike?"

"Which moge?, if the moge is parked."

Today even though the face is not handsome at least the motor should be handsome. Let's let people show off girls, let's show off the bike.

"Task is ready?"

"Well.what's a job?"

"Udah b*doh, g*block no longer works. Examples of prospective garbage communities.

Gini is very lucky, until the word b*doh same people b*doh. The feeling when compared to his value, my value is still higher.

"HAA!!!"

"HAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

Well, this guy who missed this is Rivan. Rivan is a Batak man. His burly body showed itself as a man of pure Batak tribe blood.

Rivan is known as the male attractor woman, or often known as the Crocodile.

A woman passing in front of him.

"www...Kwww"

"Shutt's..shuttt"

"Hello pretty"

"What a damn!!"

Even so, she has never felt the name of His Girlfriend, but she has the expertise as a Romance Counsel.

"AAAAHHHH....Why use the event ngagetin everything!"

"Don't be angry, joudan desu Yo joudan"

This one is Rizky, an elite path wibu who has a wealth of knowledge about anime and manga. We are familiar because watashi is an ex-wibu.

"Rizky Rizky dasu, Ayanokouji gwehh really have S2?

"Udah, it's a long time ago"

"For spoilers"

At that time we felt that the world belonged to both of us and Ayanokouji. Without us noticing 1 hour of missed rest just because of Ayanokouji-kun.

"Jordan jordan, where there's people ngagetin early in the morning"

"Yes it is everywhere that people are screaming, not early in the morning."

"Haha....Beler times His face Chocolate"

"Grunny..."

"OK ayok jajan"

"Gas"

"Grunny..."

"OK the toilet"

"Gas"

"Grunny..."

"Okay ayok open b0"

"An* is not!"

The second is Geri. We have been familiar since we were children, even until now I still remember the events when we were little. When we were kids, we used to play together, run together, sit together, and play together.

But they've both had a couple since they went to high school, so seeing them in class makes me want to pray to God that they fall down the stairs, I mean the fall of a mate.

"Heh.god can't do that"

The way he spoke this alay was Yazid. His behavior is rich in a little femininity, but we are close because he is cool to be made into jail material and cool to be invited to joke.

"Yazidddd, how are you today?"

"Omaygad I'm so so so happy today"

"chicken too"

"Chicken chicken, what do you think animal!"

"Don't alay Gerrald"

The latter is Irfan, an unimportant side character.

"Pilfm..tringggg"

"Give me greetings!!"

"Morning goal mom"

"For all of Him, today we will learn to...."

From outside the window I saw a butterfly trying to survive despite being entangled in a spider web.

From my heart I saw a little man who tried to survive despite his painful entanglement of love but unloved.

From inside the window I've been watching you, while you've been watching other men.

Oh my god. Give it to me...

"Gerald, why are you prostrating!!"

"Just bemoaning my destiny, Mom"

"Destiny? what fate is it?"

"Destiny where we're not with Mom"

At that time, for the first time, I regretted it when it came to women.

Dikantin school....

"Where does it feel to be punished by jogging in the field?" geri said with a face mocking.

"An*, just kidding."

"It's a joke that a wife is left by a husband, right?"

"That's Sutrisno's widow!"

"Sutrisno who su!"

"Let's go to the park"

"Gas"

"Gas"

A few hours later after school......

"Where's Rivan?"

"I don't know"

"Try calling"

"Where's it?"

"At the pelaminan with you"

"Bac*t gay"

A few minutes later after a few hours after school......

"Where is it!!??"

"Boker jerk"

"An* hurry up"

"Where's Rivan?

"Boker jerk"

"Owh"

A few hours later after a few minutes after a few hours after school.....

"Eh..ganteng long time!!"

"Ritual custom first"