The Daily Life Being JOMBLO
CH 11
My name is Galang, I am 6 years old. With my small body many people underestimate me, but they do not know that I am a special forces commander Batroox😏.
And right now I'm on a mission to save all of humanity😐-<TAG1>
"Oh yes I forgot😱!! today I have a meeting with the Strongest Rear Admiral Samsons Gerrald El Noir XII!!!!, the Strongest Rear Admiral Samsons Gerrald El Noir, I came🏃!!" (Galong)
🐧10 minutes later🏃......
"The Strongest Rear Admiral Samsons Gerrald El Noir!! sorry I'm late, I have a sudden affair from my mother😅" (Galang)
Slowly The Strongest Rear Admiral Samsons Gerrald El Noir came out of his hiding place🔥....⛺
"Ohh, it turns out that you're special forces commander Batroox, like He you're late 2 sec🙎" (Admiral)
"I'm Sorry The Strongest Rear Admiral Samsons Gerrald El Noir!! just as I wanted to come to our hidden base, my mother told me to buy sugar, Admiral😁." (Galong)
"Well, there's no need to think about special forces commander Batroox. Now that you're here, then let's continue our plan Commander😈" (Admiral)
"Yes, of course Admiral. Hehehe😈." (Galong)
Arriving at the site of planning their plan..... ⁇ ️
"Admiral, isn't this his time yet?🤔" (Galange)
"Not Commander. There are still many eyes watching us🤫" (Admiral)
"Mother, why are they squatting in the trash? ⁇ ️" (Little child passing by)
"Let's just, don't look.🙅" (His mother who also passed by)
"Commander!! Target sighted!!👆" (Admiral)
"What next, Admiral?😲 (Galange)
"Hehehe, calm down, commander. Our plan will begin once the target goes out" (Admiral)
3 minutes later⌚.....
"Mr commander!! Target is gone, now I'm going to sneak in through his window, and you commander will stand guard in front of the window, okay?🧠🥸" (Admiral)
"OK Admiral👍" (Galang)
"Come!!!" (Admiral)
"Come!!!" (Galong)
1 minute later......It's in the planning location.....
Okay, come on in, now just find the girls room. Fortunately have Galang so easy to help because there are ja-da
"DARK!!!! WHO ARE YOU!!!!" (His daughter)
SLURRY IT!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE!!! His second plan!!! THE TECHNIQUE OF NONSENSE IS UNCLEAR!!!!!!
"Hi cute girl🤗 sorry to interrupt, actually I want to say something" (Admiral)
"Huh? What's?" (Children girl)
"I... loveaaaaaaa same kamuuu😚" (Admiral)
"..........I called papa!!" (Girl)
MATTHEW!!!!
"Eitsss quiet dong sweet, I was told to mama kamu😁" (Admiral)
"What told?" (Gad)
"Trued to be your once-in-a-lifetime partner sayenggg 😘" (Admiral)
"I'm calling RT ni" (Ga)
SHINEEE!!!!!
"Double doang kok beby" (Admiral)
"Cop call" (G)
DIEEEEE!!!!
"Beb-" (Admiral)
"Hello police!!" ( )
"HOW DOES THE GIRL WRITE NGURANG AN*??" (Admiral)
(Yo mampus, I don't care bro)
"Bangs*t"(Admiral)
"Hello police!!" (Children girl)
HAS BEEN SLAIN!!!!
"Casual, calm down, relax first joked doang earlier. I'm actually a repairman, tehee 🤪" (Admiral)
Ouh mampus, why be a service worker an*
"Ohh, service? AC service, right?" (Children girl)
"Yes AC service hahaha😅" (Admiral)
"Oh yaudah, the AC that you want to serve is in the room" (Girl)
YESS!!!!!!
"Oh okay, lead his way dong, not good alone heheh😁" (Admiral)
"OKAY. There's two rooms, my mama's room first huh?" (Children girl)
NOOOOO!!!!
"Oh yes no papa" (Admiral)
No papa, about Him will be able to go to the room hehehehe-ngok-ngok-aahhingggzzz
"OK, yok" (Children)
In front of his mama's room.........
"Oh, mama's room is locked. My room goes first, don't you think?" (Children girl)
"JESS!!!!!!!✊" (Admiral)
"Huh?!?! Why is yes?" (Children girl)
"Yesssszzzzzzzoooooo😏"(Admiral)
"...............
"............." (Admiral)
HOW TO SERVICE AC HOW AN*!!!! Waduhh this fucked up, before he came at least it's been a little work.
"Huhh, relax relax😌........." (Admiral)
.....2 minutes later...
It was two minutes late.....CAN'T RELAX BAJ*NGAN!!!!! Look at Google for ways to calm down.
1 minute later.....
Yoga!!! yes yoga first let calm️
3 minutes later.......
"........😌️" (Admiral)
"Well? Another yoga class? (Children girl)
"Yesss😌" (Admiral)
"Say yes again I bite your heart" (Girl)
"Yesss-awwww🤤" (Admiral)
"....WOII NOT!!!! TRUE WORK B*NGS*T!!!🤬" (Children girl)
".........Aulia..if there is a story problem, do not in pendam🙂" (Admiral)
"........My name is not Aulia..." (Children girl)
"These few days I've seen, you secretly contemplate not clearly, the worse of which you don't want to eat lunch. What was? here peris😉" (Admiral)
"....Not Aulia" (Girl's daughter)
"Huh? Whahuh? Not heard" (Admiral)
"DON'T CALL ME UNCLE AULIA!!! I'M SHIFA!!! MY NAME IS SHIFA!!!!!" (Shyifa)
♦ New Chara unlocked♦
Q¹ : His name is who deck?
"Syifa, His abbreviation Syifa Ayu Safitri. Because it's an extension so don't mention it constantly, ntar cape😅" (Syifa)
Q² : Age? How old?
"I've been on earth for 15 years😁" (Syifa)
Q³ : What is his hobby?
" Hmmm🤔, cook anyway. Kayak make the same cooking cake" (Syifa)
Q⁴ : Is there anything you want to convey to the reader?
"There's no sih🙂"
Q⁵ : His answer is long little dong, short very like Joni
"................😐"
3 days later.....again at school🏫....
"Short story, I was caught as a self-styled AC service. Then after that, I was chased around and ended up in the police station for 2 days there. So the conclusion that we can get from my experience story is, that being handsome or handsome is difficult, even to the point that it is lined up with citizens. Thanks😏" (Gerrald)
"Ger, Syifa is beautiful?" (Rivans)
"Mayan, napa? Wanna you? If I wanted to say it" (Gerrald)
"Other times yes, remember your promise" (Rivan)
"Casual ae, I will never forget😚" (Gerrald)
"Consider all!! Today we have a new student, I hope you get along okay? Then just go ahead, we call it SYIFAAAAA!!!!!!!😤" (Pak homeroom)
"Small.ceplak...👏" (Applause)
"Thank you, thank you, thank you. My name is Syifa Ayu Safitri (Syifa)
"To the children, is there anything you want to ask or convey to Syifa? If there's a raise of the hand" (Guardian's uncle)
"Rivan, will I but promise ku😏" (Gerrald)
"Huh? His what?" (Rivans)
"Calm down, leave it to me. Sir I have something to say️" (Gerrald)
"What's? Wanna say what?" (Prince guardian)
"Loh?? You're-" (Syifa)
"Rivan's..........RIVAN SAYS HE S4NGE IS THE SAME AS SHIFA SIR!!!!" (Gerrald)
"WILL*T GERRALD!!! HERE YOU AN*NGE****!!!!" (Rivans)
"ARGH!!!!! PLEASE SIR!!! PLEASE" (Gerrald)
"ARGHHHH!!!!" (Rivans)
"ARGHHHH!!!" (Gerrald)
Hours break...... Syifa again ate the bagin
What a delicious meal yes..eh happened to be Syifa comein kuyyy.
"Walk to the country of fire, do not forget to buy charcoal, Syifa mumpung again by yourself, here accompanied the same ganteng😏" (Gerrald)
"Ueeekkk🤢 ouch. my stomach" (Syifa).
"Ehh why? Our son wants to be born?😨" (Gerrald)
"Yes...our child, this kayak of His will be born 😫" (Syifa)
"Calm down, calm down don't panic................ HELP!!!!! HELP!!!!! MY SON WANTS TO GIVE BIRTH!!!..................HAH? How is my son?" (Gerrald)
"......My wife beg0!! Not my son🤦" (Syifa)
"Oh yes it is.......why did he eat what?" (Gerrald)
"Just chicken noodles, just like me" (Syifa)
"Kayak you?" (Gerrald)
"Yes" (Syifa)
"Pretty means?😍" (Gerrald)
".........I stayed a long time!!" (Shyifa)
"Yes-yes, don't go first" (Gerrald)
5 minutes later.......
"Old sorry, your noodles are over?" (Gerrald)
"Yes, you're late" (Syifa)
"Nih pacari sweet for you🥰" (Gerrald)
"Waw🤩 About the benefits of His body what?" (Shyifa)
"So, sweet courtship can help restore freshness in the body and is suitable to drink during the day, time again hot-hot gitu loh🤗" (Gerrald)
"Wahh...................so 3 days ago how?" (Shyifa)
"Hmmm, just being held back anyway" (Gerrald)
"You came home safe, didn't you have a problem?🙂" (Syifa)
"So good, no problem. What are you about? His home is safe, right?🙂" (Gerrald)
".....You will come to my house...🙂" (Syifa)
"Ohh, yes yes🙂" (Gerrald)
".....T0toll...🙂" (Syifa)
