Temporary Husband

Temporary Husband
Instant noodles



Evan was cooking instant noodles when the sound of knocking was heard repeatedly at the rented door. He deliberately ignored for fear that his noodles would be swollen if left behind. Until he finished moving the noodles in the pan to the bowl, the sound of the knock still continues to echo disturbing his sense of hearing.


"Who the hell, these nights are a guest!" he was upset while putting a bowl of homemade noodles on a small table in the corner of the kitchen. He rushed to the door and opened it. His eyes almost came off when in front of him was standing a woman with a sexy belly buttoned up who was singing her lips.


"Why are you here at night like this?" asked Evan nervously. After all, he is a normal guy. Seeing Sania wearing a negligent fitting body without arms makes it wrong behavior. Despite being two-bodied, the woman's body still looks sexy.


"I'm hungry" Sania chipped while stroking her distended stomach.


"Then? What's the deal with me?"


"Do you have any food? I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten anything since."


"Haish, you're just troublesome! You act like I'm your husband! Ask for food, ask for a house. Tomorrow, get a car!" evan's grumbling is upset.


"Can I?" asked Sania innocently. His eyes twinkled at the man standing before him.


"Can. Even if you ask for a plane, I'll buy it." - furious Evan.


"That's very kind of you. Then buy me a big house. No-no, you better buy me some food at my favorite restaurant. I'm so hungry, my son too. Look at him yelling for food."


"Now this time someone said the baby branch could scream. It's me who misheard it or you're crazy."


"His son said I was crazy. I'm sane. Let's quickly buy me food at the restaurant. I'm so hungry."


"Yes I bought it. But you're the growth, you want to?" the man raised next to his eyebrows. Just contact Sania frowned in confusion.


"Tumbar cocks anyway?" sania asked confusedly.


"Yes, I'm looking for a cure. And you are the fall! Want you?"


"Thou art indiscriminate. Eat it in you dong."


"Yes, they're both delicious. Said you wanted to eat restaurant food?" Sania nodded.


"Yes, that's the only way. Buying has no money. Want to sell kidneys, kasian later I will not be healthy if the kidneys stay one. Sell your eyes, how to see. Sell the heart, die later me."


"Basic freak! Who wants to buy organs."


"Yes, that's why you're the growth. Let me find a cure. I'll give you one percent, keep dying for a fall."


"Crazy basic! I thought I was a chicken to be a mash."


sana is upset.


"Well you did. Strangely enough. Where do I get money from? My money's up, I've already paid for your contract."


"You don't have any more money, Van?"


"Ish, this is all because of Sania. Swell right, the noodles." said Evan while stirring and pushing a spoonful of his full noodles.


"What are you doing?" suddenly Sania's voice sounded surprisingly beside her.


"God! You surprised me!" Evan almost shouted. He held his chest that was pounding in surprise. While Sania was just smiling sinlessly with her white teeth neatly lined up.


"What did you eat?" The woman's head looked at the bowl of noodles that Evan was holding.


"Eating noodles. Why?"


"I'm hungry" the woman put on a sad face while stroking her stomach.


"Yes find food there!"


"No money." he said.


"Ah you are troublesome!" pissed Evan. The man put his noodles to their original place. He walked into the kitchen without saying anything. Sania who was completely starving, immediately grabbed a bowl of Evan's noodles and ate them.


"Ah let instant noodles, too. The important thing is that I'm full." she said as she stuffed Evan's noodles into her mouth.


"Ah yummy turns out." he said with sparkling eyes. Bribes by mouth went into his stomach, eliminating the hunger that had been attacking him. Until a few minutes passed, the woman pressed a bowl of noodles owned by Evan.


"Ah was so full." she rubbed her full stomach. Before long Evan came up with a pack of instant noodles in his hand.


"Here you take!" he thrusts a pack of instant noodles at Sania.


"No. Thanks though. I'm full, thank you. I want to go home." said Sania ignoring a packet of noodles that were thrust at her. The woman walked away just like that, leaving Evan with a million questions.


"Well why is he? Didn't he say he was hungry? Why is it suddenly full?" he scratched his itchy head.


"Ah whatever! At most he was starving" said Evan, shaking his head.


"But I don't have the heart." He softly imagined Sania's face.


"But ah, let it be." he went back to the kitchen to return a packet of noodles that he had brought earlier.


He returned from the kitchen, intending to continue enjoying the noodles that had been delayed. How surprised Evan when the bowl of noodles was empty without a trace.


"Sania! Give me back my milk noodles!" evan shouted annoyed. But it was useless he shouted, because maybe the distended woman had reached home. Because of his instant noodles spent by Sania, Evan was forced to return to cooking noodles whose stock was only that.


"Basic strange woman. Butesan he refused when I gave him noodles." he wrote endlessly. He had to cook his noodles back to calm the villagers who were protesting in his stomach.


"Because of him I had to cook noodles twice. Just watch tomorrow! I'll make a calculation with him!" evan said by continuing to grumble while cooking his last instant noodles.